Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts
Chapter 47 The man in gray
This punch was so powerful that in an instant, the whole room was soaked in yellow dust.
In the dark darkness, two or three coughs sounded one after another.
The bass who has undergone vocal training is also mixed in the yellow dust, swinging lightly to the roof.
"Yin'er is indeed here!" Hearing this from Youyan's ears, with hatred in his heart, he snapped his fingers quickly with one hand.
The two black beetles flew out from the gap in the wall in response to the sound, and rushed to the owner's eyes. The two insects drew a figure 8 in the air in unison, and flapped their small wings to fly to the center of the room.
Cong Yuyan's eyes flashed with coldness, as soon as his feet touched the ground, he immediately jumped up, followed the guidance of the beetle with his right hand, grabbed from the air, dragged a person out of the darkness, hugged him directly, and climbed up to the roof.
At the same time as he flew away, his feet slashed in the air, and the beams of the entire main house were neatly kicked into two sections. With a "bang", the lime house without support instantly collapsed.
In the musty smell of pickled air, a buckshot flew into the air with a whoosh.
Bounced from Yuyan's toes, and kicked out a discarded nail on the wooden beam.
As soon as the nail hit the buckshot, it sparked and fell aside.
The lead bullet also deviated from its orbit, rubbed out sparks, and shot directly into the ground.
Cong Youyan is not in the mood for fighting, grabbing someone with one hand and spilling a piece of powder with the other.
As soon as the emerald green powder hit the air, it gave off a stench, and the ground became more and more like a garbage dump.
Sure enough, the two creatures that were originally hiding in the corner, ready to sit and wait for the fisherman's profit, couldn't help jumping out, stirring the evil wind in the darkness to disperse the medicine powder.
Taking advantage of the chaos below, he stepped and jumped a few times from Youyan to the highest point of the dead tree outside the house.
After avoiding the gray fog, the doctor did not forget to take the time to wink at the man in his arms, and grinned: "Yin'er, are you alright?"
Shang Heyin, who was covered in yellow dust, regained his composure, and barely raised his head: "...It's okay. It seems that the ones who arrested me were a man and a woman."
"Ah, ah, ah!" Cong Youyan comforted, "No matter how many people there are, they will definitely lose their pants this time."
"Buzzing buzz~" The black beetles that were sent out to survey the terrain all flew back, and the two leading ones whirled up and down, buzzing in the air.
A sulfurous smell suddenly rose from the [-]-square-meter ground of the lime factory, and translucent golden foam suddenly descended, covering all the land with a radius of several tens of feet.
The black beetle had a bad feeling, circled a few times, flew back to the dead tree, and got into the sapphire jar.
"Ha! Barrier... It's been a long time!" Cong Youyan put away the jade vat, feeling inexplicably excited.
Shang Heyin's heart tightened, and he clenched his fist subconsciously.
When Cong Youyan carefully protected him and looked down at the ruins, a cold color suddenly lit up in those dark eyes: "They are coming!"
Two gray figures came out of the ruins one after the other, with slow and heavy steps.
The breaths of these two people are quite different, the facial features have different degrees of decay, and when the sleeves are waved, you can see brown spots on their gray skin, which is a smell that has been buried deep underground for hundreds of years.
interesting!Some people are willing to practice such arrogance and make themselves into the living dead.
Cong Youyan squatted on the top of the tree, hehe sneered: "Hey, big brother! Let me remind you, the weather today is sunny and cloudless, and the sun is hot on your eyes. Hurry up and find a shady place to hide for a while."
"Thank you for the reminder." The man in gray raised his head, and the dust covered his body began to fly: "However, there is still enough time to clean you up."
Cong Youyan blinked, and looked at the two tall and mighty men in gray with sincerity on his face: "Half a book of corpse refining, I made you like this! You look like a ghost, ah... so miserable! Hurry up and get rid of it!" Cut off the meridian, maybe you can get half of your life back, if you continue to practice, you will have to practice to death."
The woman in gray looked up and laughed loudly as if she had heard something funny.
"I advise you to put down the butcher's knives and catch them without a fight." Cong Youyan flicked his sleeves, clasped his hands in compassion and said, "Otherwise, what awaits you will be the severe punishment of the law!"
"Law?" The two gray-clothed men looked at each other, shouting wildly.
The woman in gray tore off her sleeves, revealing her dark green arms, and said in a hoarse voice, "A dying person talks so much nonsense!"
The rosemary fragrance around gradually rose, and a smile flashed in You Yan's eyes, and he whispered: "A bunch of idiots! It's just what I want!"
The man in gray yelled a few times, his hands formed a seal of battle on his chest, and when he shook his hands, it was a big ball of fire.
Cong Youyan hugged Shang Heyin slightly to one side, easily avoiding the fireball, and said with a smile: "You are full of Yin Qi, I don't know how many people you have killed to practice this sorcery?"
The man in gray yelled loudly, formed another ball of fire, and slashed at it with his backhand.
The woman in gray rubbed her hands on her chest, quickly popped out a lead-colored marble, and headed straight for the dead tree.
From Yu Yan's right hand, he flicked the bullet away, threw a yellow talisman from his sleeve, and shot a purple thunder out of thin air, directly blasting the ball of fire.
When rushing down with inertia, countless beetles flew out from behind You Yan at the same time, connected end to end in the air, interlocking each other, forming a machete, stabbing the woman in gray with a cold light.
Black beetles covered the sky, and they couldn't be chased away. They surrounded and besieged from front to back, east to west, up, down, left, and right, chasing and biting the gray-clothed man.
The woman chased it away for a while in vain, and took out a piece of blue talisman paper, just about to light it, when Cong Youyan's right hand grabbed her arm.
With just a little force from the five fingers, the whole arm of the woman in gray was torn off.
The black mist-like blood plasma flew up to three feet high.
The woman in gray screamed, fell to the ground, and was caught by the black beetle, and rushed in through her nose and mouth.
The man in gray turned around and wanted to escape, Cong Youyan sneered, and then ordered a piece of medicine powder.
The colorless medicinal powder penetrated into the man's lungs along with the air, the gray-clothed man's complexion changed a few shades, his legs and feet stiffened,
Cong Youyan stepped forward and kicked the man's neck away.
The man in gray didn't have many valuable things on him. After searching for a long time from Youyan, the only thing he was interested in was Liuding Liujia Talisman.
Putting away the remaining few pieces of blue talisman paper close to his body, he got up and sent a location to Xiao Wang's cell phone.
Half an hour later, the commercial vehicle arrived.
Youyan picked up the man in gray by the back collar one by one, and threw them into the trunk of the car like a dead dog.
He closed the car door with a "snap", he put his hips on his hips and said with a smile: "I have a date, and I am busy with the bride price. I don't have the time to play games with you. Since you have come to your door, don't leave. I happen to be short of two people here." a medicine man."
Xiao Wang swallowed hard, stepped on the accelerator hard, and the commercial vehicle slid quickly to the other side of the city.
Emerald Bay 08.
Uncle Da looked at Cong Youyan pounced on the table like a starving ghost sweeping up the food, afraid that he would choke to death, he couldn't help asking: "You didn't buy some food, did you? You're so hungry, how can you eat?" Poor, you are embarrassing our young master!"
From Youyan's mouth full of greasy food, he proudly held up the empty rice bowl, took the time to raise his head, and replied: "I don't have time to buy food, I have to keep an eye on Yin'er. Another bowl!"
Uncle Da snorted twice, and served him another bowl of rice angrily: "It's like a refugee fleeing famine in a disaster year."
Pick up the fourth bowl of rice from Yuyan, mix it with the emerald white jade golden hook soup, stir it a few times, swallow it, burp, and sigh comfortably: "It tastes good, it's delicious!"
It's just a mess!Uncle Da was so angry that his beard cocked up: "How much did you pay for food? If you continue to eat like this, you will eat up the whole family."
Cong Youyan tilted his head and picked his teeth: "Old man Da, you look like a vicious mother-in-law, the kind who persecutes good sons-in-law."
Uncle Da didn't understand: "What's wrong with me, isn't what I said the truth?"
Cong Youyan counted to him with his fingers: "Look, the more Yin'er and I are sweet, the more picky you are with me. Now, I can't even eat a full meal." It depends on your face, if you are not a vicious mother-in-law, what are you?"
"Forget it, for the sake of taking care of Yin'er's growth, I don't care about it with you."
After all, You Yan started to take off his clothes in a very unimpressive manner, and after a few strokes he took off his clothes and turned into a white chicken. Regardless of the surprises around him, he lay down on the sofa and acted like a baby: "Yin'er, my back hurts, it must have been injured in the fight just now , press me quickly."
Youyan's entire waist was covered with bluish-purple bruises, and some places still smelled of sulfur. I don't know how he managed to get home.
Uncle Da pursed his mouth and didn't say anything more. He opened the cabinet, found a bottle of safflower oil, handed it over, and said, "Even if you're injured, what are you doing in this way? It looks pretty, doesn't it?"
Shang Heyin took the safflower oil with a smile, poured it into his palm, mixed it evenly, rubbed it on the bruises on his back, and said: "It hurts, just yell."
Cong Youyan licked his face and asked, "Then will you give me a loving hug?"
Shang Heyin shook his head solemnly: "No!"
The medicinal power of safflower oil, with the warmth of the palm, is moderately severe, relieving low back pain.
Cong Youyan hummed comfortably, pouted his body aggressively, and raised his legs: "Actually, I also hurt here... Yin'er, by the way, rub this place too!"
"Slap!" Shang Heyin slapped PP unceremoniously, "Be honest!"
Cong Youyan frowned and flattened his mouth: "Yin'er, you are just too shy, why did you hit me again? Thanks to my good health, I can endure your domestic violence."
"Crack! Crack! Crack!" The ignorant person was beaten several more times.
Cong Yuyan cried out for pain while begging for mercy: "I'm hurt, I'm really hurt, please hit me lightly."
Shang Heyin was a little worried after all, so he stopped, rubbing the bruise with his palm: "Does it still hurt?"
"Mm~o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o" Cong Youyan laughed sullenly, hugged his wife's slender waist, and said coquettishly, "It hurts."
So on the buttocks, in exchange for another heavy slap.
Uncle Da's eyes flashed a bit complicated, he sighed, turned and entered the room.
midnight……
The phone beside the pillow rang.
After Shang Heyin finished answering in a low voice, he quietly pushed Cong Youyan.
Cong Youyan turned over, opened his eyes in a daze, saw his wife's face, and lifted the bed with joy: "Daughter-in-law, do you miss me? Come on, come on, come in, the bed is warmed up. I Let’s just say, sleeping in separate quilts is not good for Yin-cold physique.”
Before Shang Heyin could speak in time, Cong Youyan grabbed him into the bed and pressed him under him.
Cong Youyan is like a little piggy, hugging his wife's body.
Feeling the hot skin of the other party, Shang Heyin blushed and pushed away the piggy face asking for a kiss: "Stop making trouble, the second grandma called just now, something happened to the second grandpa."
In the dark darkness, two or three coughs sounded one after another.
The bass who has undergone vocal training is also mixed in the yellow dust, swinging lightly to the roof.
"Yin'er is indeed here!" Hearing this from Youyan's ears, with hatred in his heart, he snapped his fingers quickly with one hand.
The two black beetles flew out from the gap in the wall in response to the sound, and rushed to the owner's eyes. The two insects drew a figure 8 in the air in unison, and flapped their small wings to fly to the center of the room.
Cong Yuyan's eyes flashed with coldness, as soon as his feet touched the ground, he immediately jumped up, followed the guidance of the beetle with his right hand, grabbed from the air, dragged a person out of the darkness, hugged him directly, and climbed up to the roof.
At the same time as he flew away, his feet slashed in the air, and the beams of the entire main house were neatly kicked into two sections. With a "bang", the lime house without support instantly collapsed.
In the musty smell of pickled air, a buckshot flew into the air with a whoosh.
Bounced from Yuyan's toes, and kicked out a discarded nail on the wooden beam.
As soon as the nail hit the buckshot, it sparked and fell aside.
The lead bullet also deviated from its orbit, rubbed out sparks, and shot directly into the ground.
Cong Youyan is not in the mood for fighting, grabbing someone with one hand and spilling a piece of powder with the other.
As soon as the emerald green powder hit the air, it gave off a stench, and the ground became more and more like a garbage dump.
Sure enough, the two creatures that were originally hiding in the corner, ready to sit and wait for the fisherman's profit, couldn't help jumping out, stirring the evil wind in the darkness to disperse the medicine powder.
Taking advantage of the chaos below, he stepped and jumped a few times from Youyan to the highest point of the dead tree outside the house.
After avoiding the gray fog, the doctor did not forget to take the time to wink at the man in his arms, and grinned: "Yin'er, are you alright?"
Shang Heyin, who was covered in yellow dust, regained his composure, and barely raised his head: "...It's okay. It seems that the ones who arrested me were a man and a woman."
"Ah, ah, ah!" Cong Youyan comforted, "No matter how many people there are, they will definitely lose their pants this time."
"Buzzing buzz~" The black beetles that were sent out to survey the terrain all flew back, and the two leading ones whirled up and down, buzzing in the air.
A sulfurous smell suddenly rose from the [-]-square-meter ground of the lime factory, and translucent golden foam suddenly descended, covering all the land with a radius of several tens of feet.
The black beetle had a bad feeling, circled a few times, flew back to the dead tree, and got into the sapphire jar.
"Ha! Barrier... It's been a long time!" Cong Youyan put away the jade vat, feeling inexplicably excited.
Shang Heyin's heart tightened, and he clenched his fist subconsciously.
When Cong Youyan carefully protected him and looked down at the ruins, a cold color suddenly lit up in those dark eyes: "They are coming!"
Two gray figures came out of the ruins one after the other, with slow and heavy steps.
The breaths of these two people are quite different, the facial features have different degrees of decay, and when the sleeves are waved, you can see brown spots on their gray skin, which is a smell that has been buried deep underground for hundreds of years.
interesting!Some people are willing to practice such arrogance and make themselves into the living dead.
Cong Youyan squatted on the top of the tree, hehe sneered: "Hey, big brother! Let me remind you, the weather today is sunny and cloudless, and the sun is hot on your eyes. Hurry up and find a shady place to hide for a while."
"Thank you for the reminder." The man in gray raised his head, and the dust covered his body began to fly: "However, there is still enough time to clean you up."
Cong Youyan blinked, and looked at the two tall and mighty men in gray with sincerity on his face: "Half a book of corpse refining, I made you like this! You look like a ghost, ah... so miserable! Hurry up and get rid of it!" Cut off the meridian, maybe you can get half of your life back, if you continue to practice, you will have to practice to death."
The woman in gray looked up and laughed loudly as if she had heard something funny.
"I advise you to put down the butcher's knives and catch them without a fight." Cong Youyan flicked his sleeves, clasped his hands in compassion and said, "Otherwise, what awaits you will be the severe punishment of the law!"
"Law?" The two gray-clothed men looked at each other, shouting wildly.
The woman in gray tore off her sleeves, revealing her dark green arms, and said in a hoarse voice, "A dying person talks so much nonsense!"
The rosemary fragrance around gradually rose, and a smile flashed in You Yan's eyes, and he whispered: "A bunch of idiots! It's just what I want!"
The man in gray yelled a few times, his hands formed a seal of battle on his chest, and when he shook his hands, it was a big ball of fire.
Cong Youyan hugged Shang Heyin slightly to one side, easily avoiding the fireball, and said with a smile: "You are full of Yin Qi, I don't know how many people you have killed to practice this sorcery?"
The man in gray yelled loudly, formed another ball of fire, and slashed at it with his backhand.
The woman in gray rubbed her hands on her chest, quickly popped out a lead-colored marble, and headed straight for the dead tree.
From Yu Yan's right hand, he flicked the bullet away, threw a yellow talisman from his sleeve, and shot a purple thunder out of thin air, directly blasting the ball of fire.
When rushing down with inertia, countless beetles flew out from behind You Yan at the same time, connected end to end in the air, interlocking each other, forming a machete, stabbing the woman in gray with a cold light.
Black beetles covered the sky, and they couldn't be chased away. They surrounded and besieged from front to back, east to west, up, down, left, and right, chasing and biting the gray-clothed man.
The woman chased it away for a while in vain, and took out a piece of blue talisman paper, just about to light it, when Cong Youyan's right hand grabbed her arm.
With just a little force from the five fingers, the whole arm of the woman in gray was torn off.
The black mist-like blood plasma flew up to three feet high.
The woman in gray screamed, fell to the ground, and was caught by the black beetle, and rushed in through her nose and mouth.
The man in gray turned around and wanted to escape, Cong Youyan sneered, and then ordered a piece of medicine powder.
The colorless medicinal powder penetrated into the man's lungs along with the air, the gray-clothed man's complexion changed a few shades, his legs and feet stiffened,
Cong Youyan stepped forward and kicked the man's neck away.
The man in gray didn't have many valuable things on him. After searching for a long time from Youyan, the only thing he was interested in was Liuding Liujia Talisman.
Putting away the remaining few pieces of blue talisman paper close to his body, he got up and sent a location to Xiao Wang's cell phone.
Half an hour later, the commercial vehicle arrived.
Youyan picked up the man in gray by the back collar one by one, and threw them into the trunk of the car like a dead dog.
He closed the car door with a "snap", he put his hips on his hips and said with a smile: "I have a date, and I am busy with the bride price. I don't have the time to play games with you. Since you have come to your door, don't leave. I happen to be short of two people here." a medicine man."
Xiao Wang swallowed hard, stepped on the accelerator hard, and the commercial vehicle slid quickly to the other side of the city.
Emerald Bay 08.
Uncle Da looked at Cong Youyan pounced on the table like a starving ghost sweeping up the food, afraid that he would choke to death, he couldn't help asking: "You didn't buy some food, did you? You're so hungry, how can you eat?" Poor, you are embarrassing our young master!"
From Youyan's mouth full of greasy food, he proudly held up the empty rice bowl, took the time to raise his head, and replied: "I don't have time to buy food, I have to keep an eye on Yin'er. Another bowl!"
Uncle Da snorted twice, and served him another bowl of rice angrily: "It's like a refugee fleeing famine in a disaster year."
Pick up the fourth bowl of rice from Yuyan, mix it with the emerald white jade golden hook soup, stir it a few times, swallow it, burp, and sigh comfortably: "It tastes good, it's delicious!"
It's just a mess!Uncle Da was so angry that his beard cocked up: "How much did you pay for food? If you continue to eat like this, you will eat up the whole family."
Cong Youyan tilted his head and picked his teeth: "Old man Da, you look like a vicious mother-in-law, the kind who persecutes good sons-in-law."
Uncle Da didn't understand: "What's wrong with me, isn't what I said the truth?"
Cong Youyan counted to him with his fingers: "Look, the more Yin'er and I are sweet, the more picky you are with me. Now, I can't even eat a full meal." It depends on your face, if you are not a vicious mother-in-law, what are you?"
"Forget it, for the sake of taking care of Yin'er's growth, I don't care about it with you."
After all, You Yan started to take off his clothes in a very unimpressive manner, and after a few strokes he took off his clothes and turned into a white chicken. Regardless of the surprises around him, he lay down on the sofa and acted like a baby: "Yin'er, my back hurts, it must have been injured in the fight just now , press me quickly."
Youyan's entire waist was covered with bluish-purple bruises, and some places still smelled of sulfur. I don't know how he managed to get home.
Uncle Da pursed his mouth and didn't say anything more. He opened the cabinet, found a bottle of safflower oil, handed it over, and said, "Even if you're injured, what are you doing in this way? It looks pretty, doesn't it?"
Shang Heyin took the safflower oil with a smile, poured it into his palm, mixed it evenly, rubbed it on the bruises on his back, and said: "It hurts, just yell."
Cong Youyan licked his face and asked, "Then will you give me a loving hug?"
Shang Heyin shook his head solemnly: "No!"
The medicinal power of safflower oil, with the warmth of the palm, is moderately severe, relieving low back pain.
Cong Youyan hummed comfortably, pouted his body aggressively, and raised his legs: "Actually, I also hurt here... Yin'er, by the way, rub this place too!"
"Slap!" Shang Heyin slapped PP unceremoniously, "Be honest!"
Cong Youyan frowned and flattened his mouth: "Yin'er, you are just too shy, why did you hit me again? Thanks to my good health, I can endure your domestic violence."
"Crack! Crack! Crack!" The ignorant person was beaten several more times.
Cong Yuyan cried out for pain while begging for mercy: "I'm hurt, I'm really hurt, please hit me lightly."
Shang Heyin was a little worried after all, so he stopped, rubbing the bruise with his palm: "Does it still hurt?"
"Mm~o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o" Cong Youyan laughed sullenly, hugged his wife's slender waist, and said coquettishly, "It hurts."
So on the buttocks, in exchange for another heavy slap.
Uncle Da's eyes flashed a bit complicated, he sighed, turned and entered the room.
midnight……
The phone beside the pillow rang.
After Shang Heyin finished answering in a low voice, he quietly pushed Cong Youyan.
Cong Youyan turned over, opened his eyes in a daze, saw his wife's face, and lifted the bed with joy: "Daughter-in-law, do you miss me? Come on, come on, come in, the bed is warmed up. I Let’s just say, sleeping in separate quilts is not good for Yin-cold physique.”
Before Shang Heyin could speak in time, Cong Youyan grabbed him into the bed and pressed him under him.
Cong Youyan is like a little piggy, hugging his wife's body.
Feeling the hot skin of the other party, Shang Heyin blushed and pushed away the piggy face asking for a kiss: "Stop making trouble, the second grandma called just now, something happened to the second grandpa."
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