Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts

Chapter 56 Daughter-in-law, don't pinch my leg hair

There was another clear sound of coins entering the account from Yu Yan's Alipay, and he suddenly smiled and narrowed his eyes: "Got it, now the money and the goods are cleared, old man Li, good night."

Here he wants to hang up the phone, but Lao Li on the other end refuses to agree, "Wait, wait, from the heavenly master, tell me, will another one come out tonight? I have a weak heart and suffer No more excitement."

After receiving the money from Yuyan, his attitude became gentle, "An', An', all the dark things you brought out from the cemetery have been cleaned up. That purple-gold lightning talisman is not a vegetarian, you can rest assured now Go to sleep."

"But, Lao Wang and Lao Zhang in our group have all been sent to the hospital. The filming may have to be postponed again. The director said that tomorrow he will invite the celestial master from Longhu Mountain to exorcise evil spirits...Anyway, I dare not go down any further. .”

Since Yuyan's cognition of this world is still superficial, he was quite puzzled when he heard Longhushan at first, and he said to himself: "Is there a celestial master in Longhushan now?"

Shang Heyin put down the script and nodded: "Yes, it has been passed down from generation to generation, and the celestial masters in Longhu Mountain are very powerful."

Only then did Cong Youyan pick out his ears: "That's right, your directors are willing to spend a lot of money, please ask the celestial master to show up, old man Li, what else do you have to worry about."

Lao Li shouted without hesitation: "The ghost knows if that celestial master is not effective, I only believe in you. Otherwise, you can come and have a look tomorrow."

"That won't work, that would break the rules." Cong Youyan immediately refused: "A line of work has its own rules. It is a taboo for the sufferer to ask two families to do the same thing at the same time. Whether it is medical skills or Taoism, it is the same principle .”

"Then what should I do, I have a psychological shadow now."

"Just say you're sick and take a day off in the hotel tomorrow instead of going to the scene."

"...Alright, I'll ask for leave."

"That's it, bye~"

Cong Yuyan put down the phone, moved his hands and feet, flew into the air with all four hooves, threw himself on the bed, and rolled over with the quilt in his arms: "La la la, la la la, making money again, making money again! Yinzi's voice is so nice !"

Shang Heyin put down the notebook in his hand, turned off the light, and smiled encouragingly: "Congratulations."

"Same joy, same joy!" Cong Youyan stared at his daughter-in-law's side face brightly: "Mine is you! Yin'er, you can buy whatever you want! You are welcome!"

This sentence is really appropriate!

Shang Heyin was secretly satisfied, feeling that his vision was really good, so his smile deepened: "Okay, go to bed quickly. Next month, our troupe will be on a national tour. For about half a year, I won't be at home." Days, you and Uncle Da must live in harmony."

"Ah~!?" Ever since Yuyan felt that the honey in the little days was mixed with oil, he suddenly felt that the coptis water was about to fall, and he sat up: "No, you didn't tell me this morning. And Yu Isn't that girl Shu Tian pregnant? Can she continue acting?"

"The original plan was to tour next month. The head of the group already knew about Yu Shutian, and asked Xiaoyu to rest at home instead of participating in the performance. The actors from group B have already been hired. Tomorrow, I have to go back to the group , get in touch with the actors in group B who play the snake spirit, "

Youyan suddenly felt that the money he earned just now was not good at all, and his voice also dimmed: "Yin'er doesn't feel sorry for me at all."

I'm not particularly free, and I have a lot of work to do... This sentence almost came out of Shang Heyin's mouth.

In the darkness, Cong Youyan silently turned her back in an aggrieved manner, shrugging her small shoulders constantly.

Shang Heyin's heart suddenly softened, and he took the initiative to embrace the other party's waist for the first time: "When the half-year tour period is over, let's go to the island to play and have a vacation."

Cong Youyan's small shoulders stopped shaking immediately, he turned around in surprise, and grabbed Shang Heyin's hand: "Really?"

The bright tears left behind after the whimpering are still hanging on the face.But as long as I show him a little kindness, he will immediately be happy.Who else in this world would be so coaxing? Shang Heyin lightly touched Congyouyan's wet cheek, thinking to himself: "I've been alone for too long, it's time to think about marriage..."

He is used to being serious on weekdays, but Shang Heyin became unprincipled on a rare occasion, stretching out his foot and kicking Cong Youyan's calf: "Hey~ You keep shouting that you want to marry me, but you are always wandering around outside the third base, what do you mean? ..."

Cong Youyan blinked and looked at his daughter-in-law very purely: "Yin'er, don't pinch your feet. I. Meat. Ah, the hair on my legs is so itchy from scratching. It's so itchy. I'm very ticklish. .”

I... I am biased!I shave!Shang Heyin tensed his toes, kicked them hard, snorted, turned around and fell asleep.

Cong Youyan thought about it for a long time, but he didn't know where he offended his wife, so he closed his eyes anxiously, and went to Zhou Gong to ask about his dream.

Because I was full of worries, when I woke up the next day, my husband got up late, and I had dark circles under my eyes.

The other half of the bed was already empty.It seems that Yin'er has gone out to work.

'What happened last night?The daughter-in-law was smiling at first, but what happened afterwards?Why are you angry again? ' He rubbed his head and sat on the edge of the bed, thinking hard.

Only sunlight passes through the villa quietly, and the ligers and bears in the garden can be heard from a distance.

Frowning from Cong Youyan, he changed into a new set of clothes, and managed to play Wu Qin Xi, but he was still thinking about the foot kick last night, and couldn't calm down to practice breathing.

He wobbled to the dining table downstairs, drank the porridge in a daze, and wondered if he should ask some smart people.

It so happened that Old Wu came out of the storage room after feeding the medicine cakes to the worm cubs.

Cong Youyan's eyes lit up, he put down the porridge bowl with a smile, and waved to Old Wu: "Come here!"

Old Wu trembled in fright, bit the bullet, ran in with small steps, bowed his head and waited: "Master."

Cong Youyan thought about his choice of words and sentences, and asked carefully: "Old Wu, there is a very strange thing now, and I need your help to think about it. Although you are stupid and not very smart, you are alive and well." It’s been a long time, and I’ve seen a lot, maybe I can have another opinion.”

The corner of Old Wu's mouth twitched --- your grandma, don't ask me if you think I'm stupid.But he didn't dare to talk baldly, he still said respectfully: "Master, please tell me."

Only then did Cong Youyan speak: "There is a very loving and affectionate couple who have always been loving. The husband works hard to earn money to support the family, and the daughter-in-law is also very virtuous to take care of the housework. There is no such thing in the world. Such a happy and loving couple…”

Just halfway through, Old Wu couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth, he secretly turned up, and laughed in his stomach --- what you want to talk about is yourself, hahaha.

Cong Yuyan sighed, "But, there is no one who does not quarrel as a couple. Last night... no, it was one night, the daughter-in-law suddenly kicked her husband, and the husband was very puzzled. You work so hard to make money to support your family, why does your daughter-in-law kick herself?"

Old Wu held back his laughter, and interjected, "This couple who love each other extremely, did they say or do something on a certain night, so that the following things happened?"

Cong Yuyan slapped his thigh: "Oh! Old Wu really has experience. It's like this. The daughter-in-law asked her husband, why do you always hang around outside the third base; the husband was very puzzled and wronged, what is the third base? Is it money? But my own money is handed over to my daughter-in-law for safekeeping, why does my daughter-in-law want to third base and kick someone?"

Old Wu stared wide-eyed, looking up and down at Cong Youyan---isn't it, I don't know about this?

Seeing Lao Wu's eyes widen from Yu Yan, he suddenly felt that there was a door!It's not that the other party is stupid and useless, he must know some modern terms to explain.

Flicking the table with his fingertips, he asked with a smile, "What's the matter, does Old Wu have any idea? What's going on?"

Old Wu froze there, he didn't know how to adjust his facial expression for a while, if he was a brother, he would definitely slap him and greet the other party's elders countless times.

But who told him that this was a poison doctor with a weird temper, if he couldn't say a word well, he wouldn't be able to see the afternoon sun.

Cong Yuyan crossed Erlang's legs and gnawed on a honeydew melon to look at Lao Wu: "You don't know, don't you? If you don't know, you don't know, and it's okay. For example, a wise, powerful, handsome and extraordinary person like me doesn't know about third base." What is it, I can only worry for my friends."

Old Wu wiped off his cold sweat, raised his eyes and glanced at Cong Youyan, all right, you can say whatever you want.

Grabbing his nerves, Old Wu was afraid of touching the other party's sensitive nerves, so he replied cautiously: "Master, this is easy to explain. There is such a line in an idol TV series that has been popular for a long time."

Leaving the melon from Youyan, he asked with great interest, "What TV series?"

Old Wu took out his mobile phone, entered the name of the TV series, found out where the lines were, and handed them over with both hands.

After getting the answer he had been thinking about, Cong Youyan snatched the phone like a child protecting food, and waved his hand: "Okay, let me take a look, and when I understand it, I will tell my friends before it's too late, go get busy." Bar."

Old Wu quietly rolled his eyes, and quickly slipped away.

Cong Youyan held the phone in his hand and continued to eat honeydew melon.

The mother of the female pig's feet in the TV series is quietly asking her daughter: "Daughter, what base have you reached with Master Daomingsi? Is there a bobo? Yes? But you can't be here at third base? You have to rush to a Barrier!"

Youyan was so nervous that he stopped breathing---here, here, there really is an answer here.

The female pig's feet shouted into the phone angrily: "How can I have a mother like you!"

Zhujiao's mother was not angry either, and shouted with a smile: "Shancai, you rush up to me!"

The female pig stomped her feet and threw the phone into the sea forcefully!

Cong Youyan's heart was beating thumpingly: "So, that's what the daughter-in-law meant!" He widened his eyes, quietly turned off the video, and quickly dialed the family number with his mobile phone.

The call was quickly connected.

"Hello~" The other party's cold voice just sounded.

Cong Youyan looked into the phone excitedly and shouted, "Yin'er, I want to hit first base!"

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