Tiger and rabbit in the same cage

"This year, the school has newly purchased several sets of mech simulators suitable for primary school students to control, so that students can experience the situation of mecha control to develop interest." There is a small mech simulator on the podium, and the teacher is introducing , "Parents can come and take a look, and the students will use this kind of machine in the future."

Being able to work in the military is a great honor in this era, especially becoming a mech warrior is the dream of many people.So when the simulator was put out, not only the students got excited, but even the parents got excited and gathered around to watch it.

Zhuo Yi, as a mecha fighter who graduated from the mecha department of a military academy, even though he can get in touch with mecha simulators every day no matter at home or in the military headquarters, he still followed everyone to the front, standing on tiptoe to watch A simulator surrounded by crowds.

"It's so cool." Zhuo Yi praised sincerely, if only his school had this kind of equipment when he was in elementary school, maybe he wouldn't have been handicapped for so many years.

"There is also a pattern of printed little soldiers on it." Qi Ping also looked at it with envy.The simulators I practiced at home in the past were old and worn out, old and broken, and even the words on the buttons were worn off. Naturally, it would not be so cute like the one in front of me.

The teacher said on the side: "If you are interested, parents can also try it. The operation of this model is very simple and easy to use."

As soon as the teacher said this, the parents were eager to try, but they didn't dare to be the first to try it rashly.Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and suddenly began to give way to each other.Everyone gave way for a while, and finally focused their eyes on Zhuo Yi and Qi Ping in a very tacit understanding.

"It's better for Qisi's fathers to come first!"

"Oh? Us? No need!" Zhuo Yi quickly waved his hands.

"Come on! Everyone has heard that Qi Si's father is a mecha warrior, so why not demonstrate how powerful he is."

Everyone nodded wildly, and then clapped together.Zhuo Yi had no choice but to nod in agreement.

"Come on." Qi Ping squeezed his hand.

"Hmm... I'll try." Zhuo Yi pulled the sleeve of his suit and came to the mecha simulator suitable for elementary school students.

What should I do next?

As the father of Dandanzi, it is necessary to behave better, he must give Dandanzi face, otherwise Dandanzi will be very disappointed, and he will never pinch Mao Maomao's tail again.

But as a Mech Warrior, wouldn't it be a bit ostentatious to behave too well at such a time?An adult should be restrained and not take such trivial matters too seriously...

what to do?Zhuo Yi glanced at Qi Ping nervously.Qi Ping winked at him, meaning to reassure him to go ahead, and I will be responsible for the accident.

Well, here we go!

The mecha simulator suitable for elementary school students is very simple. At the beginning, there is basic keyboard-style mecha control teaching, and then there are many levels of simulated battles to choose from.

When it came to the level selection page, Zhuo Yi wanted to choose an intermediate level, but before he pressed it, everyone on the side booed him to choose the battle scene with the highest level, so he had to choose the hundredth level.

So nervous!Everyone was staring at me... The little tiger in Zhuo Yi's heart was running around the prairie and screaming, and fell to the ground after a few steps.

The battle begins.Zhuo Yi manipulated the keyboard tremblingly.

He didn't dare to press too hard for fear of breaking the simulator.But after a short time, he discovered... what kind of machine is this!Why is it so difficult!

Are today's primary school students geniuses?How can the difficulty of the simulator designed for elementary school students be comparable to the difficulty of the exercises he practiced when he was in military school!Do you want to train a whole class of mech fighters!

Although the difficulty of the simulated battle did not trouble him, the difficulty exceeded his original expectation. Now he can only fully devote himself, and he can no longer care about the eyes of others.

Everyone saw several big monsters jumping around on the screen, and occasionally bombs attacking the mech representing Zhuo Yi.But Zhuo Yi looked serious, and moved his hands so quickly that it was dizzyingly fast, and it was almost impossible to see what he pressed.

Laymen can't see the way, but feel that although they don't understand it very well, it seems to be very powerful.

And Qi Ping, an expert, looked at Zhuo Yi with more and more admiration.His partner is so handsome, with such a standard control posture, no matter how many times the speed is increased, the rhythm will always be correct... Ah!It's time to make a big move!Zhuo Yi is going to use a difficult command that only a few mecha fighters can do!

Under the gazes of Qi Ping and everyone adoring, Zhuo Yi issued an extremely complicated command with a superhuman speed, trying to wipe out all the big monsters at once.

Then, after typing, the picture on the screen... was stuck.

It got stuck and crashed without warning.

Zhuo Yi was stunned, not knowing what to do, so he quickly looked at Qi Ping helplessly.Before Qi Ping could react, he stepped forward to pat the simulator host, trying to use the pat* to repair the machine.

But he took another shot, and the picture was still stuck there.The last time I took a picture, the screen went black.

A mecha fighter crashed the simulator, while another mechanic finished shooting the simulator and the simulator still crashed...

Zhuo Yi and Qi Ping blushed.

Dandanzi's face darkened.

The scene was extremely embarrassing, and the classroom was completely silent.

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Zhuo Yi and Qi Ping choked up and bowed. If they were not worried that their father and son were still alive, they would have committed suicide on the spot.

"It's fine, it's fine! Just let the school fix it!" The teacher quickly smoothed things over, "We're going to enter the stage of parent-teacher talks later, parents, please take a break first! Don't worry about it!"

All the parents dispersed, each went to talk to their own children, only Qi Ping and Zhuo Yi remained on the podium.

"No, I'll fix it...give me a little time." Qi Ping whispered.

"Qi Si's father is going to take a rest too, I'll let the school take a look later!"

"I..." Qi Ping still wanted to struggle, but he knew that if he continued to speak, he would really cry.He actually didn't want to cry, but this kind of scene was really too embarrassing, it was a challenge to the strength of his glassy heart as an adult.

"It's really okay..."

"Teacher, let my father fix it." Dandanzai came to the front of the stage and calmly finished speaking for his father.The son chimed in, and the two little dads nodded frantically.Seeing them like this, the teacher had no choice but to ask Qi Ping to deal with the crashed mecha simulator.

The teacher left, and the family of three looked at each other in blank dismay.

The little fathers didn't know how to deal with Dandanzai. They had clearly agreed not to embarrass Dandanzai, but they didn't expect this to happen in the middle of the parent meeting. Dandanzai must be upset.

"Why do you keep looking at me? Xiu." Dandanzai glanced back at them, turned and left.

When Qi Ping saw the child leaving, he thought Dandanzai was really angry, so he quickly rolled up his sleeves and started to check what was wrong with the simulator, even Zhuo Yi watched anxiously.

After a while, Dandanzi who had left came back again.This time it also pulled two chairs over, and said to the two people lying on the podium: "Sit."

It turned out that my Dandanzai went to pull a chair for us, and Dandanzai really loves us... The little daddies sat down moved.

Zhuo Yi and Qi Ping sat and repaired, while Dan Dan Zai stood by and watched.

"Eggy, it's my fault, I broke something." Zhuo Yi blamed himself, "I'm sorry."

"What are you doing? It's obviously the problem with this thing." Dandanzai snorted, "This thing is really just for children to play with. If you take it seriously, it will break. If you want to practice it for us, I think it can only Just play with some elementary stuff, if someone else plays it, it may break faster."

"So Eggy doesn't blame me?"

"Why don't you blame it... From now on, just hit and beat casually. If you are so serious, what should you do if everyone worships you in the future?" In this way, there are more people worshiping him every day, and Qi Si can't be bothered.My fathers are so stupid, so don't show them to everyone to worship and like them, just like them at home.

Soon, when it was time for the parent-teacher meeting, the parents and children entered the office to talk with the teacher one by one.

The Dandanzi family who repaired the simulator sat on the podium and waited.

Other parents and children sat under the podium, looking up at the three on the stage.They thought in their hearts: Sure enough, Emperor Qi's family even had seats higher than others, and they were born to be respected and to rule the world!

However, the Dandanzai family sat on the podium only because Qi Ping was still studying the little soldier pattern on the simulator, and planned to secretly paint Chen Xin's simulator with a little soldier on it when he went home, to see if Chen Xin would be angry Crazy has nothing to do with world domination.

Soon, it was Dandanzai's turn to enter the office.

The teacher first explained Dandanzai's recent performance to the fathers.Dandanzai's grades continue the tradition of their family, they have always been excellent, they have always been No.1 in the class, and their grades are also at the top.And Dandanzai not only has good grades in subjects, but also has good grades in sports, music, and fine arts. It can be said that all aspects of development are extremely good.

"It's really great." "Dan... my son has worked hard this semester too, that's great." Qi Ping and Zhuo Yi were so moved that they wanted to cry again, but they both still remembered Dandanzai's instruction and worked hard. Holding back tears.

"Qi Si has always been a leader in the class, and this semester he became the class monitor again, and the students listened to him very much." The teacher said, "Before, the students in the class wrote essays, and the topic was the person I admired the most. More than half of the students wrote Qi Si. Everyone also said that Qi Si is the real leader and will be the emperor in the future."

"Hahaha, kids are so funny." Zhuo Yi laughed dryly.Their family is all soldiers, so you can't just say things like subverting the country.

But if Dandanzai really becomes the emperor in the future... Zhuo Yi imagined it, then this planet would become a fluffy and fluffy planet, it's not bad to think about it.

"Then who is Qi Si writing about?" Qi Ping asked.

"Qi Si..." The teacher glanced at Qi Si who lowered his head, and said with a smile, "He wrote about fathers!"

"Yes, is it us?"

The little daddies wanted to cry again, so they had to grit their teeth to hold back the tears, and looked at Dandanzai with emotion.

What Dandanzai and the teacher couldn’t bear to tell them was that although they were the ones they admired the most, the reason was that “Living in such a strange family, with two such strange people, it’s really too much for me to be able to raise me safely.” It's amazing."

"Then is there anything Qi Si needs to pay attention to?" Zhuo Yi asked.

"In this regard," the teacher thought for a while, "Basically, Qi Si's performance is very good. There is nothing special that needs attention. He is a very good kid."

"really?"

"Really, classmate Qi Si is great. I work very hard, and my fathers also teach me very well."

"Great." Hearing the teacher's affirmation, Zhuo Yi and Qi Ping were finally able to let go of their hunger all morning.

After lunch, the teacher made a brief summary, and the half-day parent-teacher meeting was over. Qi Ping and Zhuo Yi walked on the road holding Dandanzai in each hand.

"Dandanzi, Dad didn't cry today, isn't it amazing?" Qi Ping said.

"Really?" Eggy Cub gave him a suspicious look.

"... just a little bit of tears." Zhuo Yi continued, smiling embarrassedly.

"Hmph, I knew it." Dandanzai lowered his head and kicked the pebbles on the ground.

"But although we are very weak, we have such a good Dandan cub, we can be regarded as very powerful."

"of course."

"So to celebrate, what should I cook tonight? What would Dandanzi want to eat?"

"Stewed meat, the kind you eat every day."

"Dandanzai is indeed my son, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

"Hmph, of course."

The family is very happy to walk together.