The one on top is my boyfriend named Luo Xiaobei.In the past, I would occasionally fantasize about him being tall and thin, with such a good figure, how charming he would be when we got married, sweating profusely in the bridal chamber!

Don't say I'm lewd, it just makes my stomach hurt to treat myself like a pure fairy who doesn't eat fireworks all day long.Of course, I’m not saying that I’m too straightforward or free and easy. I just think that sex is the nature of human beings. In this chaotic world, I really don’t think there are still people who see through the world and transcend the world. You say the world is so chaotic , Who are we pretending to be pure for?

However, what I didn't expect was that the first time I saw Luo Xiaobei who was sweating profusely was in this situation, it's really ironic!

He is indeed charming, but I have no desire to appreciate it.

Lying under him, the flushed and panting man is my best buddy——Mo Ran.

In the past, I used to hold my throat and laugh at him solemnly—"Mo Ran" looking back, the man was in a dimly lit place!When I was reading, I closed my eyes and pretended to be intoxicated, while raising my small arms in a serious way, and I looked like a serious poet. At that time, I thought, I am so fucking talented That's it!

Then Mo Ran would rush over to fight with me.After a fierce and bloody battle, if I am lucky, I will pinch my waist and step on Mo Ran proudly, promoting my victory; if I am not lucky, I will Mo Ran will be beaten up.

Later, I had Luo Xiaobei, and whenever Mo Ran and I got into a fight, I would start to hide behind Xiaobei, begging him for help coquettishly and threateningly.At that time, Xiao Bei would always turn around and glance at me, then turn to Mo Ran like a robot, and said with a blank expression, remember to count my share!After finishing speaking, he continued to do his own business as if nothing had happened.

I was very depressed at that time, you said that even if you don't treat me as a woman, you still have to treat me as a person anyway, what's the matter with you two big men bullying a weak little girl!Am I your girlfriend?

So I jumped on Xiao Bei's back, pinched his neck and threatened him with righteous indignation, Xiao Mian, you dare to talk to me like this, be careful I kick you and find another one.

After hearing this, Xiaobei would turn around again, and still said to me with a deep expression, it's okay, anyway, it's just like you, I guess no one would dare to ask for it except me, as for me, anyway, I can make a pair with Xiaoran, And you, just die alone.

Then Mo Ran leaned forward cooperatively, draped Xiaobei's shoulders, and cried out affectionately, Beibei——Xiaobei also responded cooperatively, but——

After talking, the two were still flirting with each other, and I felt that I really saw golden electric waves crackling between their eyes, which was very clear!

The voice was so sweet, I felt the hairs all over my body stand on end, and the goosebumps fell all over the floor, and then I hugged my arms and shivered exaggeratedly.Then they looked at each other and started laughing wildly there.

Now that I think about it, life is so fucking ironic!I thought it was fun at the time, but now I don't even have the energy to cry!

Originally, I thought that life was turned around by me. When I stood on a high place and waved a bright flag to announce my victory, I didn’t expect that life was standing on a higher place, watching you play there like an idiot , and did not forget to sneer ironically.

Speaking of which, they will come to where they are today, no, we will come to where we are today, maybe it is all thanks to ourselves!

Anyone who knows me well knows that I am a rotten woman, the kind who is rotten from head to toe.In the past, whenever I told them that the Tanmei anime was very good, and that gay movie was very touching, they would gang up and scold me seriously. You said that you are a woman anyway, why don’t you know how to be more reserved? , talking about GAY and LES all day long, are you ashamed!

Then I pushed back confidently, pedantic!Confused!Old feudalism!Old-fashioned, really deadwood can't be carved!What's wrong with being gay? !Walking on the street now, there are at least five or six homosexuals out of a hundred people, not counting the bisexual ones!You think it's amazing that you are heterosexual!Let me tell you, sometimes other homosexuals are much nobler and purer than you of the opposite sex!Don't think that just because you are heterosexual, you can make yourself look like twenty-five-eight!Be careful that we will drown you one by one!

But I can't go on cursing and cursing, I was really confused by them, I forgot, I am also heterosexual!Even though I'm a bit rotten, I still prefer handsome guys!Some things are quite exciting as an outsider watching the excitement, but I really can't accept being a character in the play!

Then the two of them had a tangled look on their faces, they couldn't laugh when they wanted to laugh, and couldn't cry when they wanted to cry, their expressions were so tangled up.As for me, I am more entangled!However, even though my heart has long been entangled and messed up, I am still relatively calm on the surface, just like I was not the one who scolded me just now.

At the end, I still don't forget to leave a sentence, boy, do you understand? !Then I took a small goose step and left with my head held high. Thinking about it, I feel awesome!

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