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25. Misunderstandings of being delicious
These two guys really just came to see me for dinner.After we had a full meal, the two of them said that they had to leave first. It turned out that they had already made an appointment to go to the Internet cafe to kill the rest of the time.Personally, I have never been to an Internet cafe, so I don’t know the consumption method of an Internet cafe, but the thing that interests me the most is... how can the computer in an Internet cafe load so many online games.
This is a question that I have been thinking about for more than six years but still can't get an answer. In the end, this question was gradually forgotten in a corner of my heart.
Just after eating that meal, my whole stomach is bulging.There is no way to say that you can eat all you can, and this meal is mine, can I not eat until I am full?
When we got home, it was getting dark.Thinking of going out with Fat Boy later, although I don't know where I'm going, I still have to take a shower and change out of the clothes and pants that smell like barbecue all over my body.
Luckily, I went to take a shower before he called, and as I soaked in the bathtub, I kept thinking about where the hell was he taking me?But he often doesn't come out according to the rules, and it seems superfluous to think about it now.
After I blow dry my hair, I just sit on the couch and watch TV until my phone rings...
"Hey, where have you been?"
"I'm downstairs at your house. Remember to wear a coat when you come out. It's a bit cold outside."
I walked outside with my coat in my hand, and went down the stairs while putting on my coat.Although he was wearing a coat, he could still see his belly that he couldn't hide even if he wanted to.
When I got in the car, I grabbed his stomach and was read a little by him.
Usually when I sit in his car, I usually grab the armrest at the back. After all, wouldn’t it be embarrassing if I hugged him and was seen by other riders on the road.And for the sake of safety, I am usually very quiet when I get in the car, and I don't dare to disturb him to distract him.
Before he was about to leave, he suddenly asked me to give him my hands... He put my hands in his coat pockets and motioned for me to hold him.I was overwhelmed and a little embarrassed.
"What's wrong with you today? Are you not afraid of being seen?"
"So what if I see it? My wife hugs her husband without fear of being watched! Let's go!"
Hearing him say that made my heart feel a little warm. Although he was still a machismo, I got used to it.
I hugged him all the way, his stomach felt so warm, and I could squeeze it from time to time, but I was afraid of distracting him, so I didn't dare to play too presumptuously.
Looking at the scenery on the street, it is all the scenery I am familiar with.I am no stranger to this kind of scenery, because I just passed here on my way home this afternoon.When we got to our destination, I seemed to know what he wanted to do.
"How about it, this place is great. We have known each other for so long, and we haven't visited the night market once!"
"How did you think of going to the night market?" In fact, my stomach is still very full, and there must be three black lines hanging on my face. If I eat it, it will really burst my stomach, but I don't want to hurt his heart. It seems that I can only pretend to be happy
"Because... my wife likes food the most. How can someone who likes food not like night markets? Right... right..." He waited for my reply with anticipation, his eyes twinkled like a child, hoping that I would praise him
"Yes, I like the night market the most. Let's go! Let's go! I'm starving to death." I pretended to be very hungry, and took his hand and walked to the food stalls
"However, don't buy two servings, buy one serving for two people to eat together. This is the best way to eat all the things in the night market." I took that set again and I think it is very logical fallacies shared with him and he was happy to accept
"It's true to say that, okay. Just order one copy of everything."
We eat while looking for the next prey.On the way, I also found a place to sit down and rest for a few minutes, while digesting the things in my stomach...
"Look! There are candied haws for sale over there!"
"You like to eat that?"
"Well, one of the must-eats in the night market." My eyes flickered at him, but I didn't want to move at all.
"Okay, I'll buy it for you. What flavor do you want? Strawberry or tomato?"
"I want...I want..." After thinking for a long time, I still haven't given him an answer. "I see, you eat strawberries, I eat tomatoes, so you can eat both, hehe."
From the time he walked to the booth to talk to the boss, until he came back with candied haws in both hands, I never looked away for a moment. As soon as he came back here, he gave it to me directly, signaling that I should eat it first.
After I took a bite, I said to him, "It's really beautiful and delicious, don't you want to eat it?" His eyes suddenly widened, the corners of his mouth were still slightly raised, and finally he couldn't help laughing, "Puchi, how can you describe it as beautiful and delicious? Hahaha."
I asked him calmly and seriously, "It's delicious, doesn't it mean that the food is delicious?"
"That idiom is usually used to describe the scenery or the appearance of people. It seems that no one uses it to describe food like you."
After hearing him finish speaking, I knew how serious my slip of the tongue was. In fact, I didn’t care about embarrassing myself in front of him. It’s just that there were other strangers around me, so I was temporarily embarrassed and didn’t know where to turn my face, and my cheeks were slightly red
"Now you are beautiful and delicious, hahaha." After listening to his teasing, I pinched his stomach fiercely and said close to his ear, "Stop laughing, stop!"
On the way back, he still kept teasing me about this matter again and again, but this time it can’t be solved with just a pinch, who told me to put my hand in his coat pocket, hehe.
This is a question that I have been thinking about for more than six years but still can't get an answer. In the end, this question was gradually forgotten in a corner of my heart.
Just after eating that meal, my whole stomach is bulging.There is no way to say that you can eat all you can, and this meal is mine, can I not eat until I am full?
When we got home, it was getting dark.Thinking of going out with Fat Boy later, although I don't know where I'm going, I still have to take a shower and change out of the clothes and pants that smell like barbecue all over my body.
Luckily, I went to take a shower before he called, and as I soaked in the bathtub, I kept thinking about where the hell was he taking me?But he often doesn't come out according to the rules, and it seems superfluous to think about it now.
After I blow dry my hair, I just sit on the couch and watch TV until my phone rings...
"Hey, where have you been?"
"I'm downstairs at your house. Remember to wear a coat when you come out. It's a bit cold outside."
I walked outside with my coat in my hand, and went down the stairs while putting on my coat.Although he was wearing a coat, he could still see his belly that he couldn't hide even if he wanted to.
When I got in the car, I grabbed his stomach and was read a little by him.
Usually when I sit in his car, I usually grab the armrest at the back. After all, wouldn’t it be embarrassing if I hugged him and was seen by other riders on the road.And for the sake of safety, I am usually very quiet when I get in the car, and I don't dare to disturb him to distract him.
Before he was about to leave, he suddenly asked me to give him my hands... He put my hands in his coat pockets and motioned for me to hold him.I was overwhelmed and a little embarrassed.
"What's wrong with you today? Are you not afraid of being seen?"
"So what if I see it? My wife hugs her husband without fear of being watched! Let's go!"
Hearing him say that made my heart feel a little warm. Although he was still a machismo, I got used to it.
I hugged him all the way, his stomach felt so warm, and I could squeeze it from time to time, but I was afraid of distracting him, so I didn't dare to play too presumptuously.
Looking at the scenery on the street, it is all the scenery I am familiar with.I am no stranger to this kind of scenery, because I just passed here on my way home this afternoon.When we got to our destination, I seemed to know what he wanted to do.
"How about it, this place is great. We have known each other for so long, and we haven't visited the night market once!"
"How did you think of going to the night market?" In fact, my stomach is still very full, and there must be three black lines hanging on my face. If I eat it, it will really burst my stomach, but I don't want to hurt his heart. It seems that I can only pretend to be happy
"Because... my wife likes food the most. How can someone who likes food not like night markets? Right... right..." He waited for my reply with anticipation, his eyes twinkled like a child, hoping that I would praise him
"Yes, I like the night market the most. Let's go! Let's go! I'm starving to death." I pretended to be very hungry, and took his hand and walked to the food stalls
"However, don't buy two servings, buy one serving for two people to eat together. This is the best way to eat all the things in the night market." I took that set again and I think it is very logical fallacies shared with him and he was happy to accept
"It's true to say that, okay. Just order one copy of everything."
We eat while looking for the next prey.On the way, I also found a place to sit down and rest for a few minutes, while digesting the things in my stomach...
"Look! There are candied haws for sale over there!"
"You like to eat that?"
"Well, one of the must-eats in the night market." My eyes flickered at him, but I didn't want to move at all.
"Okay, I'll buy it for you. What flavor do you want? Strawberry or tomato?"
"I want...I want..." After thinking for a long time, I still haven't given him an answer. "I see, you eat strawberries, I eat tomatoes, so you can eat both, hehe."
From the time he walked to the booth to talk to the boss, until he came back with candied haws in both hands, I never looked away for a moment. As soon as he came back here, he gave it to me directly, signaling that I should eat it first.
After I took a bite, I said to him, "It's really beautiful and delicious, don't you want to eat it?" His eyes suddenly widened, the corners of his mouth were still slightly raised, and finally he couldn't help laughing, "Puchi, how can you describe it as beautiful and delicious? Hahaha."
I asked him calmly and seriously, "It's delicious, doesn't it mean that the food is delicious?"
"That idiom is usually used to describe the scenery or the appearance of people. It seems that no one uses it to describe food like you."
After hearing him finish speaking, I knew how serious my slip of the tongue was. In fact, I didn’t care about embarrassing myself in front of him. It’s just that there were other strangers around me, so I was temporarily embarrassed and didn’t know where to turn my face, and my cheeks were slightly red
"Now you are beautiful and delicious, hahaha." After listening to his teasing, I pinched his stomach fiercely and said close to his ear, "Stop laughing, stop!"
On the way back, he still kept teasing me about this matter again and again, but this time it can’t be solved with just a pinch, who told me to put my hand in his coat pocket, hehe.
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