don't try to lie to me

Huo Ge: "?"

Bai Huo: "..."

Wu Zhijie: "..."

Well done!

Han Ye also looked at Huo Ge when he heard the words.

Huo Ge drooped his eyelashes and thought for a while, and asked everyone here sincerely: "Do I look like a scumbag?"

Li Changyu nodded and answered quickly: "Like, the girls in our class say so, saying that your ex-girlfriend has at least one pair of hands for your charming and enchanting looks."

He gestured with his hands as he spoke.

Charming and enchanting?Huo Ge raised a question mark on his forehead, and even felt that he was about to be laughed at.Although people have always praised him for being beautiful since he was a child, he is not so feminine, right?

This adjective is like a vixen, Huo Ge felt that it was necessary to save his image, otherwise he would be notorious at a young age like Han Ye.So he said: "Please explain to me, I'm not a scumbag. As for the ex-girlfriend—"

Huo Ge's mind raced quickly, thinking that the last second he was still laughing at Han Ye's first love, and this second if he said that he had never been in a relationship, he would be somewhat ashamed.

So he took a sip of coconut juice, thought about it for a while, and bragged a little: "Just two."

Although the truth is unsatisfactory, for Li Changyu, who is a single mother and fetus, he was excited enough for a long time, and continued to gossip with great interest: "Which step have you made?"

Seeing him throwing out difficult questions one after another, Huo Ge stared at the drunk for a while.

Being stared at by him, Li Changyu subconsciously felt anxious for a while, and was about to say forget it and not ask, when Huo Ge changed the subject: "You ask the last question again."

Li Changyu stared blankly for a few seconds, and said, "You look like a scumbag—"

Huo Ge interrupted him: "No, you asked me if you talked too much."

Li Changyu became even more confused: "Am I talking too much?"

"Yes." Huo Ge said sincerely, "You do talk a lot."

The people at the table couldn't help laughing out loud.

Except for the person involved, Li Changyu, who was drunk and hazy, with a confused face.

Amidst a group of laughter, Li Changyu continued to ask the doubts in his heart: "So what step have you and your ex-girlfriend achieved?"

"..." Huo Ge was really helpless, and there was nothing he could do with the drunk, and it was impossible for Han to help him, so he bit the bullet and said, "Just give me a kiss."

After speaking, he touched his nose guiltily, for fear of being seen out.

However, Li Changyu almost jumped up excitedly, he grabbed Huo Ge's arm suddenly, startling the latter.

I saw him ask with bright eyes: "What does it feel like to kiss? Is it comfortable? Is it sweet?"

Huo Ge went crazy. At this moment, he fully understood the truth that telling a lie requires a thousand lies.

And this lie is completely a blind spot of his knowledge, if gnawing a duck's tongue doesn't count.

His eyes wandered over the people on the table, and he saw that everyone was looking at him curiously, even Han Ye was staring at him intently, with a look like I want to see what you can say The appearance instantly aroused Huo Ge's competitive spirit.

Isn't it just a kiss?Have you ever seen a pig run or eaten pork?

Huo Ge said: "Just, soft."

He stroked the soda can in his hand, lowered his eyes and pretended to remember.In fact, he was licking his own tongue to feel the sense of touch. Anyway, this group of people have never seen the world, so it is probably enough to dismiss them casually.

After feeling it for a while, Huo Ge added: "Frosted."

"..."

Li Changyu frowned slightly as if he didn't understand, and leaned closer, and asked loudly, "What are you talking about? Frosted? Is it frosted? Kissing is frosted?"

"..." Huo Ge's ears became hot from his question, and he couldn't make it up anymore, so he had to turn his attention to Han Ye, with a little irritability on his blushing face, "Are you eating well?"

The naked eye can see that it can't hold on any longer.

Han also stared at him for a moment, and handed over the flesh and blood that he had eaten, as if silently asking: Do you want to eat?

Huo Ge looked away in disgust.

Li Changyu jumped around for a while and saw that his confidant had no intention of caring about him at all, and sensiblely tried to change someone else to cause trouble.

He shifted his eyes and spotted Han Ye. The other party was keenly aware of his slightly aggressive gaze, and raised his eyes coldly. Li Changyu immediately turned his head to look at Bai Huo, like a kitten meeting a big cat.

But he can't mess with this brother, after all, the two of them live close to each other, and they have to rely on each other to help them home every time they get drunk.If you really messed up, you might be retaliated and thrown into the trash can to sleep.So as soon as he received Bai Huo's warning eyes, Li Changyu immediately understood, made an OK gesture, and looked at Wu Zhijie, who was the only one left present.

"Jie." Li Changyu picked up the mutton skewers and took a bite, with a slightly sober voice, "Look at you, you know how to eat all day long, you look like a bastard, which girl dares to want you."

"How are you better than me?" Wu Zhijie threw down the bamboo stick he had just eaten, and said angrily, "You know how to bully me, are you drunk or not?"

Li Changyu was dissatisfied with his statement: "Whoever bullies you, this is a sign that brothers love you."

Wu Zhijie: "...Get out, I'm straight, don't get me wrong."

Huo Ge was bored listening to their gags, when the phone suddenly vibrated in his pocket.

He took it out and took a look. It was Han Dongmin's call, and subconsciously tilted the screen towards Han Ye.

It's only ten o'clock in the evening, which is actually not too late for their schedules, but they are worried about going to the barbecue restaurant, and Huo Ge is afraid that Han Dongmin will be worried, so Huo Ge doesn't know whether he should confess or not.

Han also glanced at the screen and said, "Go out and pick it up."

Huo Ge hummed, and left the barbecue restaurant with his mobile phone. Seeing him leave, Li Changyu was stunned for two seconds, and reluctantly yelled at his back: "Hey, why are you leaving? Where are you going? You haven't had any wine yet. It's over."

Han also said: "Shut up, he thinks you are annoying."

Li Changyu pursed his mouth in grievance, wondering if he had been hit, but this time he finally calmed down a bit.

There were a few strings of cold barbecue left on the table, and the taste changed, so no one would eat it anymore.

Everyone chatted for a while with their remaining half can of beer, and talked about tomorrow's travel plans.

Bai Huo suggested: "Why don't you call Huo Ge, I think he's not bad."

Han also looked indifferent and said, "Whatever."

Bai Huo took advantage of the situation and asked: "Aye, what's the situation with you now?"

"It's nothing." Han Ye said, obviously not wanting to mention this topic.

But at this moment, Bai Huo didn't have so much insight, and he seemed to break the casserole and ask the truth: "You said that people are so pitiful, why did you have so much hostility towards people before?"

Han also turned the can in his hand and stared blankly for a while, then pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled lazily: "Suddenly a little tiger came running on the site, so don't give him any warning."

"Little tiger." Bai Huo repeated these three words, thinking it was quite cute and suitable for Huo Ge, "Then he is a little tiger, what are you?"

"Me." Han also took a sip of beer and said casually, "Of course it's a Siberian tiger."

Bai Huo nodded in agreement: "It's quite an image."

Wu Zhijie said: "But I really didn't expect that Huo Ge, who was not afraid of anything, was finally restrained by Lao Li who drank too much. I laughed to death. Lao Li, please drink more in front of him in the future."

When Huo Ge finished answering the phone and walked in, he heard Li Changyu singing there shaking his head: "Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, one has no eyes, and has no tail. It's so strange, so strange..."

Huo Ge glanced at him strangely, thinking that he has so many tricks to get drunk.

After sitting down, he leaned into Han Ye's ear: "I told my uncle that we were eating fish casserole outside together, and he told us to go back early." After a short pause, he looked up at Han Ye and asked, "Do you want Go back or go to the Internet cafe?"

Han also lowered his eyes and met his eyes: "Go back, what if you sue me."

This person is so fucking narrow-minded, he can remember such a thing for so long, Huo Ge thought to himself.

But he didn't intend to explain to himself what it was, so he sat back.

A few people planned to withdraw after making jokes. When the boss was about to check out, Bai Huo suddenly remembered something and asked, "Huo Ge, what are you going to do tomorrow?"

Huo Ge said, "Look at the homework."

Han also sneered when he heard the words: "I think you are very active in doing homework, why are you being criticized every day?"

"None of your business?" Huo Ge paused for a moment and said again, "I have never been scolded by a teacher since I was a child, I want to experience the suffering of you scumbags."

"It's really none of my business." Han also shrugged and said, "I guess all the questions you did were eaten by dogs."

In terms of eloquence, Huo Ge has never lost. Since the other party is in a hurry to find a good time, he certainly has no reason not to be satisfied: "Then you spit it out."

Except for the client and the drunk, the rest couldn't help laughing.Han also stared at him, speechless for a moment.

The words I had just thought up were interrupted, and I almost forgot the task with a white smile. I finally recalled it before going out, and said: "We are going to play outdoors tomorrow, and we will stay for two days. Will you go with us?"

Huo Ge suddenly remembered their plan to roam the universe, and subconsciously glanced at Han Ye.The latter went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of ice water, as if he was unaware of their topic, as if he had never heard of it.

Bai Huo noticed the look in his eyes and said, "If Uncle Han finds out about Ah Ye spending the night outside, he will probably break his leg. If you go with us, even if you are discovered in the end, you will probably be able to treat him well." He's forgiving."

When the steps were in place, Huo Ge walked down: "What outdoor project?"

In fact, Bai Huo felt that it was quite embarrassing to say it. After all, they were all in high school, and they still played like this every day.

When they graduated from junior high school, they took beer and climbed to the top of the hill behind Shili Street to bid farewell to the past and imagine the future.At that time, everyone felt that they would be able to make a big splash in high school, and that they would be able to soar into the sky by studying and getting along with girls.Li Changyu even talked about a few girlfriends, and made a list of plans for working and starting a business.

However, the reality is unsatisfactory, they are still a group of young boys who go up and down the mountain.

Learning, as always, is out of reach.

Bai Huo smiled helplessly, and said: "Do you know Nanshan? It is a suburb of Qingshi. There is a deserted mountain top, and there is an old camp inside. It is said that Nanshan was once inhabited, but for some unknown reason, the whole village disappeared. After this rumor, there have been tourists trying to reveal the mysteries of Nanshan, and they all disappeared for no reason in the end."

Having said that, he was afraid that what he said would be too scary, so Bai Huo hurried back to make amends: "Actually, it's just scary, it's all to deceive children."

Unexpectedly, as soon as this sentence was finished, the drunkard immediately became dissatisfied. He slammed the table and stood up, almost catching the eyes of the entire store.

However, he himself was not aware of this, and said loudly: "Who said it is a lie to children, who said it? I tell you, it is true, it is absolutely true. I tell you—"

Bai Huo covered his mouth and dragged him down with a headache.

Huo Ge took advantage of the situation to divert his attention: "Adventure, it's very exciting, are we the only ones?"

Seeing Li Changyu calm down, Bai Huo thought for a while and said, "No, there are two more girls."

After a short pause, he added: "One of them likes you, I guess she will be very happy to see you tomorrow."