How to raise Dazai gently

"Mr. Ranpo, do you know them?"

Yosano Akiko poked her head out from her desk and looked at the visitor in a little surprise.

"Huh? Ah, I know you." Edogawa Ranpo met them face to face, and he almost understood their information and intelligence.

Although Edogawa Ranpo has selfish intentions, if anyone really wants to say who can pass the entrance test set by Fukuzawa Yukichi... I am afraid that only Oda Sakunosuke is suitable.

Not to mention helping others, Araki Kongyo didn't even care about the human species—oh, except for a few specific people.

Not to mention Dazai Osamu, he didn't feel the difference between black and white at all, and now he just came here simply to be able to be by Araki Kongyo's side.

Before applying for the job, Osamu Dazai had already counted his property. After all, when he was in the port mafia, he had tirelessly collected the wool of Mori Ogai. Now he also has tens of millions of assets on hand. And Oda Sakunosuke is more than enough.

However, the tens of millions were calculated by Oda Sakunosuke. According to the amount of money used by Dazai Osamu and Araki Kongyo, it was not spent at all-"I can understand buying a house, but even if the housing prices in Yokohama have dropped, it is really expensive. It’s also increased a lot.”

Although many organizations were annihilated during the leading struggle, some places were still intact, and the prices of these safe places went up even more.

When Osamu Dazai was still in the port mafia, he lived and boarded in the building. Although he knew a little bit about the land, the price of the house was still beyond his expectation.

If you don’t buy a big house, but just buy a three-bedroom, two-living apartment, the money is more than enough, but Osamu Dazai is not willing to let Araki Kongshi suffer—in order to learn how to replace Bai Yueguang quietly, he watched Many novels, now is the time to express themselves!

So Osamu Dazai took a fancy to a sea view room, which not only has beautiful scenery, but also comes with a private beach. It is also first-class in terms of safety and defense. As long as you guard the only way to the villa and occupy the commanding heights, you can come more Enemies can also be easily dealt with.

When Oda Sakunosuke mentioned that he wanted to settle for long-term accommodation, Osamu Dazai showed his real estate certificate, and brought them to this villa facing the sea with great interest.

"...May I ask you, Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke looked at the 'villa' standing on the edge of the cliff like an old castle and said, "How much money do you have left?"

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai was enthusiastically introducing the history and origins of the various decorations in the castle to Araki Kongyo and Oda Sakunosuke. After hearing this question, he took out his mobile phone and rummaged, and then revealed A bright smile: "I still have about 3000 yen on hand, which is enough for the three of us to have lunch!"

Oda Sakunosuke closed his eyes, and then said calmly, "As expected of Dazai, but how do we get to the city?"

"Don't worry about this, because the little brother in the sales department seems to be very happy to sell this villa, so he gave me a very favorable price." Osamu Dazai made a gesture to indicate the discount, "So I will I bought three more cars, so I can drive to the city for dinner!"

Oda Sakunosuke understood why Osamu Dazai only had 3000 yen left on hand—or rather, according to his spending method, it was already pretty good to remember to save so much for lunch.

"I still have some savings, and I should be able to survive this month."

Oda Sakunosuke bent his fingers and calculated.

During the Longtou struggle, he picked up many orphans who lost their parents. Because Oda Sakunosuke also came out of the orphanage, he knew that he wanted to find a family in this world that would not abuse, be harsh, or sell children. It is really too difficult to be in the hospital. In this case, he took the responsibility and planned to raise these children well.

"Actually, you don't need to worry too much. If you're short of money, aren't there places everywhere?" Osamu Dazai raised his chin and pointed to downtown Yokohama.

"As long as we find those rich and powerful people and shake off a little trick, we can continue to have income."

Osamu Dazai said it lightly, but this kind of tactic is very common in the port mafia. It is a major source of income for violent organizations to use excuses to threaten some forces to cooperate with dignitaries and personnel. He has handled a lot, and some of them were found out by him, so he knows very well about some people who have contacts with the port mafia.

As Osamu Dazai said, they are not short of money at all, and naturally someone will take the initiative to send it over.

But Sakunosuke Oda showed disapproval: "Dazai, you will teach Yin and other children badly like this-and since we have all left the world over there, we should follow the rules of the world here Live. What do you think, Empty World?"

Araki Kongyo was already comfortably lying on the spacious recliner that came with him in the castle. When he heard Oda Sakunosuke asking himself, he replied vaguely: "Well... I also think... it's better to go to the country and do as the Romans do."

Osamu Dazai shrugged, puffed his cheeks and said, "Okay, okay, the minority obeys the majority, I just follow the rules here."

But if someone breaks the rules first, don't blame him for retaliation, Dazai thought to himself.

"So for the sake of the long-term future, it is better to find a reliable job."

Not only for the future education of those children, but also to prevent Araki Kongshi and Dazai Osamu from being too separated from the crowd, Oda Sakunosuke shouldered a huge responsibility invisibly.

After all, Osamu Dazai is not willing to spend all of Oda Sakunosuke's money. After all, how can he let others pay for his lover?Besides, Oda Sakunosuke still has several children to support, and the tuition fees of good private schools are not cheap.

They drove to the city center and had a meal of curry. The curry attracted a lot of people because of Araki Kongshi, so they offered them a lot of discounts. Then they went to the address indicated on the recruitment advertisement of the Armed Detective Agency. Go to the interview.

And Ranpo Edogawa, who introduced the Armed Detective Agency to Araki Kongyo, was very proud, thinking that he had brought a lot of combat power to the president, and he must praise me later!

Those who came to interview them were Kunikida Doppo and Fukuzawa Yukichi, one of the members. Although the Armed Detective Agency has very few people, they are all capable users.

"Then, are all three of you going to join the club?"

Kunikida glanced at the three people in front of him with his sharp eyes. After realizing that his ideal can only be realized by an armed detective agency, he resigned from the noble school and came to work here.

"Yes~" Osamu Dazai nodded with a smile.

Kunikida Doppo's first impression of Osamu Dazai was very bad, but he still distributed the interview paper to the three according to the regulations: "This is the test paper of our detective agency. If you pass the score line, you can be admitted."

This is of course not true. The test paper is only the initial test. If they pass the test, there will be a real entrance test later, which is the key to determining whether they can be accepted as members of the Armed Detective Agency.

"..."

Never thought that the biggest difficulty in joining the company would be the exam?

Osamu Dazai glanced at the test paper briefly, and quickly picked up a pen to write. For Dazai Osamu who had received an elite education, this level of answer sheet was as easy as drinking water, and Araki Kongyo's learning ability was not necessary. He mentioned that he read a lot of books during the time he became a human being. If we only talk about the depth of research, some experts may have to call him a teacher.

Compared with Dazai Osamu and Araki Kongyo, Oda Sakunosuke answered a little slowly. When he was a gold medal killer, he always only accurately understood the knowledge related to the task, so he actually didn’t understand some common sense—such as eating Whether it is Snow White or Cinderella who owns the poisonous apple, he always confuses the roles, after all, they are all princesses anyway.

So when Dazai Osamu and Araki Kongyo put down their pens, Oda Sakunosuke was still struggling with the following questions and answers.

After finally finishing the answer, Oda Sakunosuke rarely showed a dull expression, with a look of ecstasy on his face: "I didn't expect that there would be a written test for this job..."

If you want to talk about the first impression, Kunikida Doppo has the best impression of Oda Sakunosuke. He thinks he looks very calm. Although his knowledge is not deep enough, it doesn't matter. After joining the company, there will be special training to help him catch up as soon as possible. Come up; followed by Araki Kongshi, although at first glance he looks like a big star who should be protected by bodyguards, but his attitude is very good, without the arrogance and arrogance as imagined; the worst is Dazai Osamu, this The guy also harassed Araki Kongshi from time to time during the exam, either asking him to borrow an eraser (all pens were used in the exam, no eraser was used at all), or secretly giving Araki Kongshi's beautiful hair The black hair was braided, and he even wrote a play and acted out a light campus love comedy, but Araki Kongshi cooperated with him very well, his attitude was really not serious!

But when revising the paper, Osamu Dazai got the highest score on the paper, followed by Karagi Araki, and Sakunosuke Oda fell to the bottom as expected, but all three of them passed the lowest score line.

Osamu Dazai's answer is almost full marks, and can even be used as a reference for armed detective agencies in the future. Although Araki Kongyo has deep research on some knowledge, he is a little immature in terms of humanities.

Kunikida Doppo handed the revised test paper to Fukuzawa Yukichi for a decision: "This is the result of the three people who came today."

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded calmly, and after scanning the answer sheets of the three at a leisurely pace, he pondered for a while, and asked his members: "Kunikida-kun, who do you think should join the detective?" society is better?"

Kunikida Doppo was silent for a while, and finally said loudly: "If I choose to abandon personal emotional factors, I think Dazai Osamu is the best, followed by Araki Kongyo, and then Oda Sakunosuke. The reason is Dazai Osamu The score is too high, this is the first applicant with a perfect score, it may be a pity if you miss him. I put Araki Kongyo in the second place, not because his questionnaire is only one less than Osamu Dazai It is not because of the score, but because his appearance is too good-looking and his recognition is too high, he is not competent for some tasks that need to hide his identity and traces. Compared with the other two job seekers, Oda Sakunosuke looks relatively Ordinary, but if you can get along well with such two characters, I am afraid it is not a simple role."

"What if personal emotional factors are added?" Fukuzawa Yukichi raised his eyebrows and asked.

Kunikida Doppo opened his mouth, looking a little hesitant.

"It's okay, I allow you to say it bluntly, everyone in the detective agency is a family, so there is no need to worry too much." Seeing this, Yukichi Fukuzawa knew that Kunikida Doppo had committed another crime, so he comforted him.

"If it's due to personal emotional factors... I hope the president can recruit them all." Kunikida Doppo hastily added, "I know that the purpose of our armed detective agency's recruitment is to focus on the skills, but the three Individuals are very rare talents, if you can join the Armed Detective Agency, you will definitely be able to make the Detective Agency even more powerful!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded, and said, "I have received your opinion, and I will consider it carefully."

Kunikida Doppo didn't say much anymore, he nodded slightly to the president, and then left the office.

After finishing the written test, it is not possible to change all the test papers in a short while, so Araki Kuyo and his party left the Armed Detective Agency, just in this free time to find a place suitable for children to study.

"The current kindergarten is really too expensive... the tuition fee is hundreds of thousands for the better ones, and 10,000+ for the worse ones." Oda Sakunosuke walked out of the third kindergarten they investigated, and couldn't help feeling so emotional.

"After all, children are the future, so these capitalists are trying their best to grab the wool of leeks. For the future of their children, those parents have to bite the bullet and roll in, just to let their children stand on the starting line earlier. Then their next generation made the same choice in order to compete for better educational resources, everyone is suffering, only those capitalists are full of food." Osamu Dazai said this lazily, although he did not It sounds good, but it also expresses the grim reality.

"So it's fine if everyone doesn't work hard, so that everyone can get happiness." Dazai Osamu hummed a song briskly, probably a tune he composed himself, and occasionally he could barely hear the "what is the world" in it Time to forget the bad lyrics like Bai Yueguang dating me'.

"I can't help it, let's not consider the kindergarten for now. I know an uncle who buys curry. I will give him some money and ask him to take care of the children for me first." Oda Sakunosuke counted the money he had accumulated. Qian suddenly felt that it was urgent to find a new job.

"By the way, it's time for Yin and the others to go to junior high school, right? Anyway, I think it's very important to get a high school degree."

Oda Sakunosuke suffered enough from not having a diploma. If it hadn’t been for Araki Kongyo to pick him up, he would have joined the port mafia sooner or later, just to earn some coolie money.

"If you want to be a doctor, journalist and lawyer, I think you need a college degree." Araki said, "So I have already selected schools for them."

Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke came over and found that Araki Kongyo was holding the admissions brochure of the next city.

"Kanagawa Lihai big country?"

"Yes." Araki Kongyo nodded, "The junior high school affiliated to Rikai University is not only close to Yokohama, but also can go all the way from junior high school to university. If it is directly promoted from the junior high school of Rikai University, there should be some recommendations Plus."

Dazai Osamu suddenly said from the side: "However, I heard that Lihai University's junior high school is very difficult to pass, and because of the school spirit, it may be very difficult to bribe the principal to stop it... Sure enough, we should find the weakness of the person in charge, so that we This is a way to threaten... Ah no, can I trouble them to accept the new students?"

"I will let Yin and the others pass the exam." Araki Kongyo said without doubt, "Since they have decided on their dreams, they should fight for their dreams. This is their dream and their battle. We shouldn't interfere."

In the previous world line, Araki Kongshi chose to treat the leader Osamu Dazai in this way, to give him enough freedom and choice, to help him when necessary, to hug him when he was lost, and to make him feel warm. What a qualified elder should do.

This matter has been decided in this way, and the freshmen of Lihai Daguo will not know that they will usher in the most influential and bloody class in the history of the school.

Osamu Dazai is rarely unhappy. He has been in the port mafia for too long, and he has not yet changed his mind. He feels constrained in this world. In a word, he is not free. It is a faster and easier method, and it can also ensure that Akutagawa Silver and the others can live freely in the school, why can't it be used?

But both Oda Sakunosuke and Araki Kongyo seem to be well adapted to the world here, and are eager to start a new life, which makes Osamu Dazai feel the loneliness of being left out.

But whether it is to let Araki Kongshi's attention return to himself, or to survive in this familiar and unfamiliar world of rules, it is time for Osamu Dazai to calm down and experience the relationship between this world and the underground world. different.

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, the Armed Detective Agency sent a message informing them that all three of them had passed the written test and asked them to come to the Armed Detective Agency at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning for the final interview.

Just in case, to avoid being late for the interview, they arrived at the Armed Detective Agency at eight o'clock the next morning, but when they went to knock on the door, they heard the noise and crying inside.

"Don't cry! Call me all the members of the detective agency! I want revenge on these guys who ruined my life!"

"Woooooo...I have nothing to do with them...please don't hurt me...please...!!"

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, looked at Araki Kongyo and Oda Sakunosuke, Oda Sakunosuke had already taken out his favorite gun from his coat pocket, and was ready to fight, and Araki Kongyo walked in the front this time ——His ability can create many gaps and opportunities against the enemy.

Osamu Dazai is standing on the right side. If the enemy inside has a supernatural power, he will take advantage of the opportunity to destroy the opponent's supernatural power when everyone's attention is not on him—but even though this is the intention, Dazai Osamu It is estimated that I may not be able to use my own ability.

Oda Sakunosuke took the lead, and he used his skills as a killer. While opening the door silently, he lowered his body and pointed the gun at the robber.

The robber was a young man, holding a black long-haired girl in a uniform in his hand, and glared at the latest three people who appeared in an extremely unstable mood: "Are you members of the Armed Detective Agency? Just in time! Come with me Let's die together!"

As he spoke, he opened the bag in the other hand, and he was about to die with everyone!

Araki Kongyo suddenly let out a "huh", and he took a step back, unexpectedly, like Osamu Dazai who was watching, he planned to watch from the sidelines.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't notice the movement behind him, he aimed at the young man's hand holding the bag without hesitation and shot, the bullet sprayed out, and hit the young man's right hand precisely: "Ah!"

Accompanied by the urgent cry, the orange-haired young man sat down on the ground, and the ferocity on his face just now disappeared without a trace. At this moment, this young man showed a panicked expression like an ordinary young man that can be seen everywhere: "Wait, it's an admissions test! You all passed! So put down your weapons, please?"

After saying this, the orange-haired youth——Tanizaki Junichiro couldn't help but be thankful that he used the special ability [Xiyuki] as a cover just in case, otherwise his right hand might really be given by Oda Sakunosuke If he hit, he might have to go to Yosano Akiko's medical room for treatment——Thinking of the machete and chainsaw Yosano Akiko held in his hand, Tanizaki Junichiro shuddered.

"Entry test?" Oda Sakunosuke frowned, "Then she is?"

"She's my sister, and this pouch is also fake. Even if it really exploded, it would only emit smoke." Junichiro Tanizaki said with an apologetic expression.

The girl who was tied up with a rope easily broke free, and then stuck tightly to Junichiro Tanizaki: "Hello, I am Naoko who helped with the test together! This is the test that every member must pass before joining the company." , my brother was only entrusted to be an actor."

She seemed a little nervous, worried that Araki Kusai and his party would take their anger on Tanizaki Junichiro.

Oda Sakunosuke scratched his head and said, "This is very dangerous. What if we really treat him as an enemy and hurt him?"

"Please rest assured, such a thing will not happen." From the other side of the room, several current members of the Armed Detective Agency filed out.

"Because...my ability is called [Xiyuki], which can create hallucinations." Junichiro Tanizaki smiled shyly, "So what you saw just now is actually just a simulated figure. safe place."

However, in order to create a sense of reality and urgency for the bomb, Tanizaki Junichiro still stood nearby.

"Congratulations!"

"Welcome to the club!"

The members of the Armed Detective Agency came over, and it was obvious that the number of members of the Detective Agency was scarce. Although there were five supernatural beings, there were only two clerks who were not supernatural beings. Even compared with the small organizations in the other world, It was a bit too shabby.