Suona sound deep in the mountains

Let’s say that Uncle Fu followed these monks to knock on wooden fish to recite scriptures and pray for repentance. With the accompaniment of gongs and drums, Dangdang, and suona, he heard melodious, simple, and compassionate Buddhist voices. Burning incense, lighting wax, and burning paper money is also very leisurely.Of course, he spent most of his free time helping me copy the essays.

These so-called monks we have invited are not real monks invited from nunneries.They are fake monks who have wives and children because they have learned Buddhism and practiced incense everywhere.They also eat meat, eat fast, and sleep with women.Wherever he went, the conversation was nothing more than the topic of men and women.The more disgusting it is, the more interested the speaker and the listener will be.

One day, the monk who played the suona went home because of an urgent matter at home. The suona sound was not covered in the Buddhist hall. The body is broken.Uncle Fu was sitting idle at the table, and picked up the suona to play with.The leading monk asked Uncle Fu: "Master Wu, if you blow the suona so loudly, I will only eat half of the lunch today." Uncle Fu didn't know that this was testing him, so he said, "Really?"

"Of course it is true," said the monk.

So Uncle Fu picked up the suona, plugged in the whistle, and just put it to his lips, a clear suona sounded, ten times stronger than the one played by the original suona.The monk was overjoyed and said, "It turns out that you are a strong player. Within a hundred miles, I haven't seen anyone who can play better than you."

Uncle Fu said humbly: "You are too much for the prize. I just play it for fun, but I can play it well, so I can't talk about my level..."

"Don't be modest." The monk said: "We can tell what level you are. Our team lacks a suona player. Every time we go out to perform incense, we borrow it from other people's team temporarily. No, they have their own team." I asked for it, so I just left. It made me lose my place here. I have wanted to train a suona player for many years, but I am not satisfied. Master Wu, I wonder if you would like to join our team? Every time we go out The money for offering incense is divided equally between the three ones and thirty ones, and we will never treat you badly..."

I was copying wholeheartedly in the study, when I suddenly heard Uncle Fu's familiar suona sound, I immediately put down my pen and walked to the Buddhist hall, but the suona sound that touched my heart and soul stopped.Then I heard the conversation between the monk and Uncle Fu.Before Uncle Fu agreed, I couldn't wait to agree on Uncle Fu's behalf: "This matter can't be better. Master, my uncle is willing." At that time, I stood behind Uncle Fu and put my hand on Uncle Fu's shoulder On the way, Uncle Fu also gently held my hand, this kind of intimacy was seen by everyone present.

These monks have been with us for so many days, and they are very familiar with us, and they also know that Uncle Fu and I are uncles and nephews.Immediately he made a decision and said: "That's it. Master Wu, your nephew has already agreed for you. You start today, and your salary will be calculated from today. And your incense lamps can also be made these days, not Delayed."

"Okay. Since Shuishan has already agreed for me, I have nothing to say."

So the suona, which had been silent for a long time, sounded again, and all the musical instruments of the monks followed.That aura was stronger than before.

For Uncle Fu, this opportunity is very rare.But for me, it is regrettable.I never thought that such a small episode would be a catastrophe in my life...

The following rituals include picking up the city god, giving alms, catching five ghosts, and sending off the god of the pool.The God of Songtan is somewhat similar to Ximen Bao Zhiye in the Chronicles of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.The witches there send the river gods with real women, and they want to collect money from various families.Ours is not so ostentatious, it seems stingy and hypocritical - we hired another group of paper horse masters, and made a super luxurious water villa with bamboo and colored paper, which is the water mansion of Tanshen, and there are paper BMWs in it Cars, various home appliances, LCD color TVs, stereos, and the most eye-catching are the three most famous female stars in the entertainment industry. , when you get close at first glance, you will think that there are really three female stars here.A young man once suggested to buy a bunny girl from a sex toy store in the county, but when he asked, the price was too expensive, so he gave up.

According to superstition, the great Confucian grandpa will die in the middle of or within half a month after this sacrifice to the lake, and he will be the next god of the lake.A group of young people in the village joked secretly behind their backs: "The great Confucianism is amazing. With so many home appliances, BMW cars, and three female celebrities to accompany him, I don't know what he can do at the age of 90 or [-]?" But when they saw him, they all looked respectful.

We cut bamboo, tied it into a big bamboo raft, laid wooden boards on top, piled dry firewood on top of the wooden boards, and moved the paper house up. Those paper carts, paper furniture, all electrical appliances, and beauties were put into the house.Dry firewood was piled up all around, and diesel oil was poured on it. Amidst the passionate sound of suona and the sound of musical instruments, the monk held a torch in his hand, chanted a mantra, and lit the paper house.Immediately, flames rose from the water surface of Xianrentan, and the bamboo was burned to "crack" in the fire.In less than an hour, these things were all reduced to ashes, leaving only wisps of black smoke slowly dispersing.

The legal affairs Zhou Long was completed.The monks packed up their luggage and went home.Before leaving, the monk solemnly said to Uncle Fu: "Master Wu, I will give you the wages for these few days first. You pack up your house and come to Xifeng Mountain to find us immediately. We will continue to perform rituals there .Don’t make mistakes, remember! Remember!”

Uncle Fu agreed, and Uncle Fu and I went up the mountain to help him clean up.In fact, he has nothing to clean up, just lock the door of the stone house with a lock.The trouble was the cow.It's not good to stay at home, and it's hard to give up if you sell it.I originally wanted to take the cows to my house, but anyway, I watched one cow and two cows.But on the second day, I received a letter from Kuhua.The letter stated that she was very busy with work in the factory and wanted to go home to celebrate the New Year at the end of the year, but the manager refused to grant leave.Anyway, now that my father has gone, there is nothing to do at home in the cold winter months, and he wants me to take Xiao Hai Xiaoyang to Dongguan for the New Year, and he wants me to pack up and leave.

In desperation, he had to sell the cattle.Hearing that Uncle Fu wanted to sell cattle, the villagers rushed to buy them.Because Uncle Fu's cow is a good one to make a fortune, some people want to buy it to obtain the breed of the cow.Immediately negotiate the price in front of the bullpen gate, pay the money face to face, and lead the cow away.Uncle Fu and I stood on the hillside next to the house, watching the cow disappear step by step on the hillside, and when we returned to the house, Uncle Fu burst into tears.I persuaded in every possible way, only to stop.

Uncle Fu wanted to pay me back the money from the cattle sale, but I didn't accept it; "You have to save the money. If you want to buy cattle in the spring of next year, you can still use this money to buy them. Once you run out of money, what will you use to buy cattle next year?" With that said, Uncle Fu didn't insist.Pack up your luggage, and Uncle Fu and I will go down the mountain together.

I sent Uncle Fu to the entrance of the village. For some reason, I suddenly had an ominous premonition, as if we would never see each other again.So I grabbed Uncle Fu's hand and didn't want to let him go.Uncle Fu patted my hand and said: "Baby, we are just a little farewell, we will be together again after the Chinese New Year... Don't be like this, huh--? Me. Don’t affect the relationship between your husband and wife because of me... You know, the relationship between you and me cannot see the light of day, and your final foothold is still by your wife's side... The two of us are just a temporary plan, and we will not live forever ..."

How much I want to hold Uncle Fu in my arms and not let him go.But at the entrance of this village, I don't know how many pairs of eyes are watching us.I had no choice but to watch Uncle Fu's back step away from me step by step, until I couldn't see him anymore, I reluctantly went home...