Fat Guangge's happy time
Chapter 101 Goodbye 2013!Goodbye, that silly 7seven!
I don't understand, I don't understand!why why!
Fatty Guang walked up and down the living room of his home in agitation, regretful and a little bit wronged.
Am I just whining?Xixi, you are so happy, just follow that little fat man?I'm stupid, what's the name of that fat man?Yes, Xiao Caier, Cai Yilin.I am the ancestor of him, and our husband and wife are just quarreling, what does it have to do with you, the grandson of a turtle? !
%&*%&*%&*%& Xiao Caier! #%##@%...&¥&%&Cai Yilin!
Fatty has long forgotten the Confucianism taught by the Chinese teacher in his mind, and only the national curse is left.Wandering back and forth a dozen times, it was really boring.So I went to wash the clothes and mop the floor... Mom, the housework is really tiring, it's really hard to do this every day for Xixi...... It's almost eight o'clock in the evening, Xixi Why hasn't Xi come back yet?In the past, he was obediently waiting for me at home, but now, it's against him!No, I have to get him back and give him a good education!
Where can I find it?Xiao Caier is so arrogant, he will definitely live in the Jin Jiang International Hotel.The fat man went out and took a taxi and arrived at his destination.After entering the front desk, I took out a tip of 100 yuan, and after inquiring, it turned out that Mr. Cai lived in room 1818.
Grass, Mr. Cai, a few!Fatty Guang still carried the national curse, so he went up to the 18th floor and found room 1818.The door was not closed, Fatty Guang didn't even say hello, just pushed the door open and entered.At a glance, I saw Xiao Caier sitting leisurely on the sofa, with two bodyguards standing beside her, listening to Xiao Caier's "teachings" respectfully.
"Xiao Caier, I'm a mud horse, where did you get Xixi?" Fatty Guang looked around the room looking for Sima Xi, while rushing in.
Xiao Caier winked, and two bodyguards rushed over.The big man on the right rushed over and kicked towards Fatty Guang.Suddenly, Xiaocai'er secretly thought it was bad!Because before that, seeing this fat man, Guang suddenly slammed on the brakes.At this moment, Xiao Caier clearly heard a muffled "squeak--".
Xiao Caier suddenly felt her heart beating faster.Xiao Cai'er has not been a law-abiding master since she was a child. Although she is not good at fighting, she has rich experience.He understood that it was the effect of the friction between the soles of his feet and the ground. If the ground was mud, two pits would probably be wrung out by this violent friction.
"Binzai, be careful!" It was too late as soon as the voice finished.Without waiting for the bodyguard named Binzai to retract his leg, Fatty Guang relied on the majestic momentum on the soles of his feet, tilted slightly, avoided flying legs, and shot towards the opponent like an arrow, hitting his opponent with his right shoulder. "Heh—!" With the mountain leaning against it, Binzai seemed to hit a thick wall head-on, rebounded instantly, and landed heavily on the glass coffee table with an arc in the air. There was a sound of "crash", glass and wooden frames splashed everywhere, and Binzai fell on his back on the debris, unable to get up.
Another bodyguard, at the same time, punched the fat man directly.The fat man couldn't dodge in time, so he simply took a deep breath, tightened his chest, and forcibly resisted the huge impact of the punch.Taking advantage of the situation, he clasped the wrists of the person with both hands, turned around at the same time, put the person's arms on his shoulders, exerted strength on his waist, and swung his hands.
"One book!" Fatty Guang yelled angrily, and the man was kicked halfway by the Hot Wheels, and fell to the ground hard, with his hands on his waist, in excruciating pain.
Tight as a bow, hair as fast as thunder!
Xiao Caier stared dumbfounded at Fatty Guang walking towards her, only these eight words were in her mind, and she completely forgot to run away.It wasn't until I was lifted off the ground by the fat man's neck and feet like a little chicken, that I realized the smell.
"You beat me to death, the more you beat me, the more you don't talk, so you can't see Sima Xi for the rest of your life!" Xiao Cai'er closed her eyes, and came up with ruthlessness.
Hearing this, Fatty Guang felt weak for no reason, and let go of Xiao Caier in frustration.Xiao Cai'er immediately collapsed on the sofa weakly, gasping for breath.
"You said, Xixi drank cabbage soup for a week, what's going on?" Fatty Guang asked after a long time.
Xiao Cai'er was angry, so she simply told the fat man what she had heard about Sima Xi's going south.Xiaocai'er was elated and spitting.Suddenly remembered, why did this fat man stay silent for a long time, and didn't ask himself a single question.He raised his head and saw that Fatty Guang sitting on his right hand was trembling all over. His right hand was pressing on the armrest of the sofa, his five fingers had sunk deeply, and the sponge inside had been churned out.His face was turned to one side, and his expression could not be seen clearly.
"Fatty, hey, Cai Guangyao, are you listening?" Xiao Cai'er felt strange, couldn't help getting up, walked around in front of Fatty Guang, but was immediately stunned.
I saw the fat man Guang, who was five big and three thick, like a helpless child at this moment.His eyes were blurred, his facial features were tightly twisted together, tears were all over his face, welling down his cheeks and dripping into his neckline.
"You..." Xiao Caier didn't know what to say.
"I, I, my fucking bastard!" Fatty Guang grabbed Xiao Caier's hands and slapped himself in the face desperately. "Xiao Caier, hit me, hit me, fuck me, didn't you hear me!"
How could Xiao Caier pull her hand back forcefully.Seeing that he didn't move, the fat man put his arms around Xiao Cai'er's waist again, buried his head on Xiao Cai'er's stomach, and cried.While crying, she was still rubbing on Xiaocai'er's belly, wiping her snot and tears.
Xiao Caier had no choice but to gently hug Fatty Guang's big head.Seeing such a man with big arms and round waist crying like this really made Xiao Caier panic.For a long time, the fat man didn't stop.Xiao Cai'er got a little impatient and pushed Fatty to light up.
"Hey, let me tell you, is it over yet? Didn't you come to see Sima Xi? If you don't want to see him, forget it?"
When Fatty Guang heard this, he hurriedly raised his head and wiped his face several times. "Where, where, where did you hide him?"
"Hmph, I really wanted to take him away, but he... Hey, I'll know when we meet later. Damn, if it weren't for your little sincerity today , I won’t tell you! He’s downstairs in Room 1717 now.”
The fat man jumped up in a flash, and ran towards the door in a panic.Almost at the door, he paused again, turned to Xiao Caier and said, "Cai Yilin, thank you!"
"Tch, you're so much older than me, you'd better call me Xiao Caier like Sima Xi!" Then, Xiao Caier angrily yelled at the two bodyguards who were still grinning in pain, "You old man, You two are useless bastards, you fucking demobilized soldiers, how do you usually train! Let me spend a lot of money to invite you to have a meal!"
How did Xiao Caier know that the little Japanese judo coach in Ocean City devoted all his energy to training Fatty Guang to be the top player among his students, and vowed to set the record for the oldest but fiercest student.Passed on from person to person every day, the tossing fat man of "real guns and live ammunition" shines.Fortunately, Fatty has a good body when he was young, and he is flexible.In the past year, the level has improved by leaps and bounds.Those two demobilized soldiers had only undergone some routine combat training after all, and it was really powerless for a guy like Fatty, who weighed nearly 115kg, to fight hand-to-hand.
Fatty Guang walked up and down the living room of his home in agitation, regretful and a little bit wronged.
Am I just whining?Xixi, you are so happy, just follow that little fat man?I'm stupid, what's the name of that fat man?Yes, Xiao Caier, Cai Yilin.I am the ancestor of him, and our husband and wife are just quarreling, what does it have to do with you, the grandson of a turtle? !
%&*%&*%&*%& Xiao Caier! #%##@%...&¥&%&Cai Yilin!
Fatty has long forgotten the Confucianism taught by the Chinese teacher in his mind, and only the national curse is left.Wandering back and forth a dozen times, it was really boring.So I went to wash the clothes and mop the floor... Mom, the housework is really tiring, it's really hard to do this every day for Xixi...... It's almost eight o'clock in the evening, Xixi Why hasn't Xi come back yet?In the past, he was obediently waiting for me at home, but now, it's against him!No, I have to get him back and give him a good education!
Where can I find it?Xiao Caier is so arrogant, he will definitely live in the Jin Jiang International Hotel.The fat man went out and took a taxi and arrived at his destination.After entering the front desk, I took out a tip of 100 yuan, and after inquiring, it turned out that Mr. Cai lived in room 1818.
Grass, Mr. Cai, a few!Fatty Guang still carried the national curse, so he went up to the 18th floor and found room 1818.The door was not closed, Fatty Guang didn't even say hello, just pushed the door open and entered.At a glance, I saw Xiao Caier sitting leisurely on the sofa, with two bodyguards standing beside her, listening to Xiao Caier's "teachings" respectfully.
"Xiao Caier, I'm a mud horse, where did you get Xixi?" Fatty Guang looked around the room looking for Sima Xi, while rushing in.
Xiao Caier winked, and two bodyguards rushed over.The big man on the right rushed over and kicked towards Fatty Guang.Suddenly, Xiaocai'er secretly thought it was bad!Because before that, seeing this fat man, Guang suddenly slammed on the brakes.At this moment, Xiao Caier clearly heard a muffled "squeak--".
Xiao Caier suddenly felt her heart beating faster.Xiao Cai'er has not been a law-abiding master since she was a child. Although she is not good at fighting, she has rich experience.He understood that it was the effect of the friction between the soles of his feet and the ground. If the ground was mud, two pits would probably be wrung out by this violent friction.
"Binzai, be careful!" It was too late as soon as the voice finished.Without waiting for the bodyguard named Binzai to retract his leg, Fatty Guang relied on the majestic momentum on the soles of his feet, tilted slightly, avoided flying legs, and shot towards the opponent like an arrow, hitting his opponent with his right shoulder. "Heh—!" With the mountain leaning against it, Binzai seemed to hit a thick wall head-on, rebounded instantly, and landed heavily on the glass coffee table with an arc in the air. There was a sound of "crash", glass and wooden frames splashed everywhere, and Binzai fell on his back on the debris, unable to get up.
Another bodyguard, at the same time, punched the fat man directly.The fat man couldn't dodge in time, so he simply took a deep breath, tightened his chest, and forcibly resisted the huge impact of the punch.Taking advantage of the situation, he clasped the wrists of the person with both hands, turned around at the same time, put the person's arms on his shoulders, exerted strength on his waist, and swung his hands.
"One book!" Fatty Guang yelled angrily, and the man was kicked halfway by the Hot Wheels, and fell to the ground hard, with his hands on his waist, in excruciating pain.
Tight as a bow, hair as fast as thunder!
Xiao Caier stared dumbfounded at Fatty Guang walking towards her, only these eight words were in her mind, and she completely forgot to run away.It wasn't until I was lifted off the ground by the fat man's neck and feet like a little chicken, that I realized the smell.
"You beat me to death, the more you beat me, the more you don't talk, so you can't see Sima Xi for the rest of your life!" Xiao Cai'er closed her eyes, and came up with ruthlessness.
Hearing this, Fatty Guang felt weak for no reason, and let go of Xiao Caier in frustration.Xiao Cai'er immediately collapsed on the sofa weakly, gasping for breath.
"You said, Xixi drank cabbage soup for a week, what's going on?" Fatty Guang asked after a long time.
Xiao Cai'er was angry, so she simply told the fat man what she had heard about Sima Xi's going south.Xiaocai'er was elated and spitting.Suddenly remembered, why did this fat man stay silent for a long time, and didn't ask himself a single question.He raised his head and saw that Fatty Guang sitting on his right hand was trembling all over. His right hand was pressing on the armrest of the sofa, his five fingers had sunk deeply, and the sponge inside had been churned out.His face was turned to one side, and his expression could not be seen clearly.
"Fatty, hey, Cai Guangyao, are you listening?" Xiao Cai'er felt strange, couldn't help getting up, walked around in front of Fatty Guang, but was immediately stunned.
I saw the fat man Guang, who was five big and three thick, like a helpless child at this moment.His eyes were blurred, his facial features were tightly twisted together, tears were all over his face, welling down his cheeks and dripping into his neckline.
"You..." Xiao Caier didn't know what to say.
"I, I, my fucking bastard!" Fatty Guang grabbed Xiao Caier's hands and slapped himself in the face desperately. "Xiao Caier, hit me, hit me, fuck me, didn't you hear me!"
How could Xiao Caier pull her hand back forcefully.Seeing that he didn't move, the fat man put his arms around Xiao Cai'er's waist again, buried his head on Xiao Cai'er's stomach, and cried.While crying, she was still rubbing on Xiaocai'er's belly, wiping her snot and tears.
Xiao Caier had no choice but to gently hug Fatty Guang's big head.Seeing such a man with big arms and round waist crying like this really made Xiao Caier panic.For a long time, the fat man didn't stop.Xiao Cai'er got a little impatient and pushed Fatty to light up.
"Hey, let me tell you, is it over yet? Didn't you come to see Sima Xi? If you don't want to see him, forget it?"
When Fatty Guang heard this, he hurriedly raised his head and wiped his face several times. "Where, where, where did you hide him?"
"Hmph, I really wanted to take him away, but he... Hey, I'll know when we meet later. Damn, if it weren't for your little sincerity today , I won’t tell you! He’s downstairs in Room 1717 now.”
The fat man jumped up in a flash, and ran towards the door in a panic.Almost at the door, he paused again, turned to Xiao Caier and said, "Cai Yilin, thank you!"
"Tch, you're so much older than me, you'd better call me Xiao Caier like Sima Xi!" Then, Xiao Caier angrily yelled at the two bodyguards who were still grinning in pain, "You old man, You two are useless bastards, you fucking demobilized soldiers, how do you usually train! Let me spend a lot of money to invite you to have a meal!"
How did Xiao Caier know that the little Japanese judo coach in Ocean City devoted all his energy to training Fatty Guang to be the top player among his students, and vowed to set the record for the oldest but fiercest student.Passed on from person to person every day, the tossing fat man of "real guns and live ammunition" shines.Fortunately, Fatty has a good body when he was young, and he is flexible.In the past year, the level has improved by leaps and bounds.Those two demobilized soldiers had only undergone some routine combat training after all, and it was really powerless for a guy like Fatty, who weighed nearly 115kg, to fight hand-to-hand.
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