Fat Guangge's happy time

Seeing Fatty Guang chasing him, Sima Xi took a long stride, but he deliberately slowed down, unwilling to walk side by side with him, and gradually fell behind Fatty Guang.Fatty Guang always wanted to strike up a conversation, but Sima Xi didn't talk to him at all.I had no choice but to give up and lead the way alone with a backpack on my back.

It seems that all the conductors in the world will fool around, saying that there is not much beyond the station, but in fact it is far away.After walking for a long time, I came across a fork in the road.Fatty Guang paused for a moment, then turned around and shouted at Sima Xi: "Xixi, hurry up, hurry up, or it will be dark when we get to the construction site."

Sima Xi's legs were a little weak when he was walking, this man didn't talk for a long time, and he didn't complain when he saw him carrying a big bag for a long time, so the resentment in his heart disappeared. The urge to vomit.No one has ever called me that when I grew up, and my mother occasionally called me "Xiaoxi" when I was a child.

Sima Xi rushed a few steps, caught up, and said angrily, "Is there anyone like you? I'm a serious old man, what's my name, Xixi Dongdong!"

Fatty was taken aback for a moment, and then he burst out laughing, his rough and unrestrained voice startled a few magpies who came back late and flew around.

"I think it's good to be called Xixi, it's very kind!" The fat man shook his fat head, his expression was like he was obsessed with pornography, "Why don't you just say you, It's like a boring gourd, how boring! Let me sing you a song."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Sima Xi's consent, he walked forward and sang loudly:

"The blue sky,

clear lake water,

green grassland,

This is my home - oops

galloping horses,

white sheep,

and your girl,

This is my home - oops"

The evening sky, the afterglow of the setting sun.The light was like floating clouds, covering Fatty Guang's side, and Fatty Guang's sweat-beaded forehead was golden.Sima Xi couldn't help watching in a daze.Sima Xi didn't expect Brother Guang to be able to sing Tengger's "Heaven", and even more unexpected that this vulgar middle-aged man had such a thick and clear voice.I hated myself why I didn't bring the guitar, otherwise I would play along with them, and the two of them would walk and sing in the dreamlike sunset, what a mesmerizing scenery it would be.

The artistic conception of the so-called "Smiling Proud Jianghu" song is nothing more than that, right?Sima Xi was startled suddenly, what happened to him, he had been walking for more than an hour, the longing for the man he had a crush on in his heart, and the faint sadness that he couldn't get, all unknowingly left behind on the way.Why did I do this? How could I, a good young man with trendy taste, suddenly have a little liking for this vulgar fat man in front of me?

impossible!Moreover, I must not make previous mistakes again!

Sima Xi quickly shook his head vigorously to get rid of the messy thoughts.I don't know if it's to escape the entanglement, or I can't bear to let Brother Guang carry the big bag by himself for so long, pulling Fatty Guang's arm, and said: "Brother Guang, you have carried it all the way, let me replace it."

"Hey, don't mention it, my arms are really a little sore." The fat man just rolled down the backpack and handed it to Sima Xi, not wanting to look at Sima Xi.I saw the neat young man in front of me in the car, his white shirt had turned gray at this moment, his pair of light blue Nike sneakers were still a little muddy, his handsome and elegant face was full of blood. It's dust.With a soft heart, he put the backpack back again.He said carelessly: "Hey, let's forget it. How have you people in the city suffered from this kind of suffering? Let me continue."

"But Brother Guang, you are also very tired."

"It's okay, I'm strong, I'm strong!" As he said that, the fat man bent his arms and made a posture of a bodybuilder, "Xixi, touch it, we are not strong, look at this tendon! "

Sima Xi burst out laughing, forgetting about calling himself Xixi again, and said, "Do you have tendons? I think yours is fat!"

The fat man became anxious as soon as he heard it, and even took off the jacket, and carried the backpack with one palm in the other hand. "Look, there is no such thing; touch it, it's all tendons!"

The weather is not hot, but also a little cold.This fat man didn't even have a vest inside, he just had his upper body bare.A fat and broad body, a round belly, and a height of at least 1.8 meters [-], presented Sima Xi in front of him like a wall.

Fatty Guang heard this in a state of narcissism, he was a little stunned, and muttered: "Then why, we two are old men, and we don't have a big girl, what are you afraid of?"

As he said this, he obediently began to put the gown on his body with his hands. He glanced at the corner of his eyes and suddenly saw Sima Xi peering sideways at his body. He couldn't help laughing, "Xixi, are you spying on me? Do you like it?" Look at my body? Just look at it if you like it, and there are no outsiders!".

Sima Xi was so ashamed that he really wanted to drop an atomic bomb here immediately, turning this place into a second Hiroshima, and everything would disappear.With a burning fever on his face, he cursed inwardly, how many times has this vulgar man made himself blush in just half a day?

Sima Xi didn't dare to look at Fatty's light, turned his face away and took a long breath, calming down his flustered mood.He said coldly: "Who likes to see your fat body, I just watch the cold weather and worry about you catching a cold!"

Fatty only noticed Sima Xi's indifference, and understood that he was angry again.Not daring to joke anymore, he buttoned up the buttons, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "You obviously like to look at my body, but you still don't admit it!"

"You!" An angry Sima Xi raised his fist and pretended to gesture.

"Haha, haha!" Fatty trotted all the way with his backpack on his back, running towards the gradually dim horizon, and sang again full of joy:

"Hey girl you are so beautiful

Like the red sun of Dongshan

hot on my shoulder

I am willing to sweat

big girl you are so beautiful

like a blue moon over a tree

kiss me sweetly on the face

I always have good dreams that are long and long”

This fat man is really vulgar and bold.It just makes people think it's cute and silly, and I can't get angry at all.Sima Xi shook his head helplessly, and chased after him.

It was getting dark and the sun had completely set.The two hurriedly walked side by side, and had to hurry over while there was still some light.The two chatted while walking, but this time Fatty Guang did not "sexually harass".

"Xixi, are you a college student? Where did you graduate? Why did you come to this place where you don't want to shit?"

"I told you, don't call me Xixi." Sima Xi paused for a while, trying to clear his mind.So many questions, what a problematic middle age this guy is. "I graduated from Tianjin University and was sent here by the head office as a supervisor."

"Tsk tsk, the sky is big, as big as the sky? It must be a top university." Fatty Guang shook his head proudly, thinking that he had a deep understanding.

Sima Xi smiled wryly, and didn't bother to explain to this rough man.

"Supervisor? Xixi, did you just say you were going to our construction site as a supervisor?"

"I'll tell you one last time, don't call me Xixi again!" Sima Xi was really angry.

As soon as the fat man saw it, he quickly nodded and agreed: "Okay, little Sima Xi, whoops, this is even worse. Comrade Sima Xi, is this enough respect?"

"You, you, you..." Sima Xi's head grew big when he heard the word "comrade", and he really couldn't open any pot, "Get rid of comrades!"

"Mr. Sima Xi? Young master? Uncle?" Seeing Sima Xi's uneasy expression, the fat man hurriedly changed his words.

"I'm stupid!" Sima Xi, who has always been gentle and refined, finally swears. The fat man doesn't seem to have a good word in this stupid address, "Sima Xi, Sima Xi, Sima Xi, you call me Sima Xixi!" Sima Xi Accidentally, he was taken by this fat man.

"This is the Xixi you mentioned." Fatty Guang laughed.