Fat Guangge's happy time

Sima Xi was thinking wildly when he heard shouts from the yard.

"Photon, photon!"

Sima Xi hurriedly left Fatty Guang, raised his head and looked out the window. "It's my elder sister." The fat man climbed down from the kang and went out to greet her.

Sima Xi thought to himself, Brother Guang is too rough, why doesn't he always close the door.This comes and goes, like a public toilet.Why is there another big sister here? Is it a family meeting or a full banquet?Isn't it here to borrow money again?

Feeling nervous, he also climbed off the kang and followed out.The eldest sister is also an older person, and she will be almost fifty if she is not fifty.The eldest sister just took a look at Sima Xi, then ignored him, and just talked to the fat man.Sima Xi, who has always been generous, felt terrified when he saw the fat man slapping his chest in vows.You won't put in the last "coffin book" of the two of you, will you?

After the eldest sister left and asked, Sima Xi let out a long sigh of relief.It turned out that the elder sister was busy with farming and there was not enough manpower, so she came here to catch the fat man.Fatty Guang also understood Sima Xi's worry, and said with a smile, "Fortunately, we have no money, but we do have strength!"

Sima Xi said with lingering fear: "Brother Guang, don't be angry if I talk about it casually. Your family really has a way. If you don't come, you will all come when you come. They all have their own things."

The fat man scratched the back of his head with his hands, feeling helpless. "Every time I come back from working in other places, within three or two days, I will definitely see my brothers and sisters, or nephews and nieces. This time, it's quite a long time. Don't tell me, maybe I will meet you three times in a while." Where will my sister get out from!"

"Photon, what are you saying bad about me!" Just as Fatty Guang finished speaking, a very dissatisfied voice came from behind.Really say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there!Good words don't go out, and bad words don't need to spread thousands of miles, just a few meters is enough!

This time there was no need for Fatty Guang's introduction, Sima Xi's heart became clear, and he hurried to meet Fatty Guang to save Fatty Guang. "Hello, third sister! My name is Sima Xi, and I am Brother Guang's brother."

This is a middle-aged woman with a 36 charm, a melon-seeded face with willow eyebrows, and a mole between her eyes.The bridge of the nose is steep, and the two lips are as thin as a film.There is a tassel-shaped earring on the earlobe, and the dress is clean and fashionable in the village.The third sister also took a look at Sima Xi, and seeing that he was a handsome guy, she became a little reserved, imitating the people in the city, and stretched out her right hand with painted nails.Sima Xi hastily raised his hand to greet him, shook it politely, and then wanted to take it back, but the third sister was still holding it tightly, and she didn't pull it back.

"Xi—Xi—, big brother, hello, hello!"

Sima Xi shivered, hurriedly pulled hard, and then withdrew his hand.The third sister then turned her face to Fatty Guang. "Photon, my sister is here today, it's nothing serious. Let me tell you straight, money is tight recently, and I want to exchange 2000 yuan with you."

"No!" Fatty Guang was so annoyed that he didn't even bother to explain.

"No? How is it possible? You work outside, at least 2000 a month, right? Multiplied by six for half a year, it's [-]. You won't tell me again, you will lend it to those three brothers and sisters!"

Sima Xi felt dizzy for a while, Brother Guang was so stupid, how could his brothers and sisters be so good at arithmetic?It's still the same algorithm, which doesn't take Brother Guang's food and drink expenses into account at all.Is this really all born by a mother?Before the fat man could open his mouth, Sima Xi smiled wryly: "Third sister, don't tell me, I've grown up so much, I've seen all Brother Guang's brothers and sisters today, and you are the last one."

"This bunch of b-things know to take advantage of Photon!" The third sister heard that the image of a lady just now disappeared immediately, and after thinking about it, she asked, "No, Photon, it's impossible to lend more than 1 yuan to me. Are they?"

"No, brother Guang paid me most of the money for hospitalization, and now he really has no money!"

The third sister looked at Sima Xi with contempt on her face. The little affection she had for the handsome guy just now disappeared. It seemed that Sima Xi was not spending the fat man's money, but hers.Seeing that Fatty was silent and angry, he snorted and turned his head to leave. Unexpectedly, he caught a glimpse of the Kunlun sports watch on Fatty's left wrist, and immediately became interested.

"Photon, where did you get this watch? It's so beautiful. It's 1000 yuan less, right?"

"One thousand is fine, it's several thousand!" Fatty Guang was very proud, and stretched out his arm to show the third sister.The third sister touched the dial fondly and said, "Is it real or fake? It's so expensive? Photon, tell me, you didn't agree to exchange it with you last time, and this time it's no use. Let me play with this watch for a few days." Is it okay?"

"That can't be done!" Fatty Guang quickly withdrew his hand and put it behind his back. "This is a New Year's gift from Xixi."

The third sister looked suspiciously at Fatty Guang, and then at Sima Xi who was embarrassed. "Hmph!" Feeling angry, he turned his head and walked away, muttering as he walked, "I've never seen a younger brother like you, who always thinks about outsiders and doesn't help his own sister!"

Sima Xi and Fatty just stood in the yard, eyes staring at each other, speechless for a long time.After a while, Sima Xi finally couldn't help it, and said hesitantly: "Brother Guang, these brothers and sisters are really the same mother as you, oh, that is to say, were they born by the same mother?"

Fatty's eyes dimmed, and after thinking for a while, his eyes lit up again, and he said something very elegant.

"Xixi, at least you are still there!"

A new day brings new busyness.It was not too bright early in the morning, and the fat man was called out by the fourth child, and he didn't come back for a while.After drinking a bowl of cornmeal porridge that Sima Xi learned to make recently, he winked at Sima Xi. "Xixi, I'm having fun today."

"What fun can there be in the broken village?" Sima Xi stayed with the fat man for a long time, and his words began to be rustic.We used to say "what", but now we say "what".

"A person died last night, and the funeral is going to be held today."

"Sick to death, is it fun to do funerals?" Sima Xi touched Fatty Guang's forehead, "Brother Guang, are you still asleep, or are you just having a fever and talking nonsense!"

"Hey, Xixi, you don't understand. The one who died was an old man in the village. He was 98 years old. This is called happy mourning, so there is no need to cry. I also invited a troupe. I will help carry the coffin for a while. Bury it into the ground, and when it's over, I'll take you to the theater!"

"That's right, that's right. If you live another two years, you will become a hundred-year-old bastard."

"Grass, Xixi, why are you talking as vulgarly as I am now? Are you a real college student? But, brother, I like it, hehe!" Fatty Guang was very happy to see Sima Xi starting to joke. It seemed that Xixi was really Forget about those unpleasant things.

It wasn't until after ten o'clock that Fatty Guang finished his busy work. He ran home and dragged Sima Xi to the familiar pasture at the head of the village to watch the troupe.From a distance, I saw a simple performance stage set up there, a few actors dressed in red, willow and green, I don't know if they are male or female, dancing and singing.

There are human heads all around.No wonder, the village is full of relatives. The old man lived to be nearly a hundred years old, and I don't know how many filial sons and grandchildren from far or near came to help out.In fact, everyone is tired of acting, and only a few old men and women like it.Soon, some young people started to make noise, asking for some modern programs.As a result, the troupe began to perform Errenzhuan, or popular songs.However, it is obvious that the style of this troupe is relatively conservative and old-fashioned.Let's take singing as an example. When a woman removes her makeup, she turns out to be an old lady.The man is still young, but he has a thin neck. Watching him sing the high notes, he sweats for him, for fear that the abrupt Adam's apple will pop out if he exerts force.The most irritating thing is the accompaniment, which is actually the erhu used for singing. No matter how lively the song is, under this accompaniment, it is inexplicably depressing.The fat man was so annoyed that he wanted to go up and smashed the erhu.

"Where did you hire this troupe? My boss really knows how to save money, and they can't sing as well as me! If I had known, I might as well have invited me here." Fatty was dissatisfied, and boasted. "Hey, why does that kid who plays the erhu look so familiar?"

Sima Xi also took a closer look, isn't it, that person is actually the neighbor's fourth child.

The two old women next to me also joked: "Oh, so the big singer is in the audience. Is it true or not, Guangzi, if you have the ability, can you tell me a few words?"

Fatty just heard this, but he had an idea.He whispered to Sima Xi to wait, and then hurried home.After a while, he ran back with the guitar in his hand.Excitedly stuffed it to Sima Xi.

"Xixi, come, accompaniment to my brother, let this group of ordinary people know what singing is!"

"Ah?" Sima Xi felt embarrassed with so many people.But seeing Fatty Guang's excited face, he didn't want to disappoint, so he asked, "Brother Guang, which one do you want to sing?"

"It's "Paradise", I'm the best at it." Fatty sang as long as he rapped, opened his throat, and his thick and thick voice gradually diffused.

"Blue sky, clear lake water..."

It was not conspicuous at the beginning, but when it reached the treble part, it immediately couldn't cover the stage.

"I love you my home, my home my heaven..."

Seeing that Fatty was only singing and Sima Xi was accompaniment, the fourth child felt angry and tried his best to pull on the erhu.It's a pity that the erhu is such an instrument that it is difficult to produce high notes.As a result, with a hard force, two strings were broken with a "snap".

No one paid any attention to the stage, they all gathered together and formed a big circle to watch Fatty Guang and his performance.Fatty just sang "Paradise", and even opened his voice to sing "Tracker's Love", which is the favorite of farmers.Sima Xi secretly groaned, this song is accompanied by a guitar, it is too difficult for a human being.After playing it a few times, I couldn't keep up with Fatty Guang's pace at all.However, he was infected by Fatty Guang's passion, so he simply handed the guitar to an elder sister next to him, and sang along with Fatty Guang himself.

Fatty Guang: Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat and brother walks on the shore, lovingly swinging on the rope...

Sima Xi: Little sister, I'll take the bow of the boat, brother, you walk on the shore. Our love, our love...

Fatty sang vigorously, danced, sweated all over, so he simply took off his big vest and twisted it into a strand, using it as a rope.He grabbed one end and asked Sima Xi to hold the other.The steps under the feet are similar to twisting Yangko.

Fatty Guang turned his head to Sima Xi: Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat and brother is walking on the bank, lovingly swinging on the rope...

Sima Xi pretended to be shy: You are sweating all the way, tears are flowing in my heart, I only hope that the sun will go down to the west of the valley, I will let you kiss enough, oh... oh...

"Okay!" Everyone looked excited, waited for a while, and cheered in unison.

"The little boy in the city can pretend to be B!" A sharp voice fell at the end of the cheers of the crowd, which seemed unusually abrupt.

"Fuck! Who said that?" Fatty Guang immediately became angry, and followed everyone's gaze to search.Everyone looked around, only one person stood still coldly, holding a bad erhu in his hand.

"Fourth, it's you? What the hell are you doing these days, convulsions!" The fat man stepped forward a few steps and pushed the fourth one. In his anger, he lost his strength, and the fourth one leaned back ,He fell to the ground.

The fourth one got up from the ground and said in surprise, "Brother Guang...Cai Guangyao, you hit me? I didn't mention you!"

Fatty was stunned for a moment, but his anger rose again. "You're talking about Xixi, right? I'm wondering, why do you always dislike Xixi! You say I'm fine, but he just can't do it!"

These words made the fourth child very uncomfortable, and he also came up with ruthlessness. "I'm stupid, I'll just say what's wrong with him. You know how to protect him, don't think I don't know, you two big men sleep together every day, shameless, pervert!"

The sound of "Boom -" came from behind Fatty Guang, and when he turned his head, it was the sound from the guitar.The elder sister had returned the guitar to Sima Xi just now. Sima Xi hadn't figured out the situation at first, but after hearing what the fourth child said, the shame Hu Yongbin gave him that night immediately came to mind. In a panic, the guitar in his arms was lost. on the ground.Sima Xi felt the blood rushing to his chest, dizzy, couldn't help shaking his body, he was about to collapse.

When the fat man saw Sima Xi's pale and bloodless face, he immediately understood what was going on.I managed to coax Sima Xi well, but was beaten back to his original shape by the fourth sentence.He couldn't help being furious, and without thinking about it, he raised his hand and slapped it on the face of the fourth child. After a crisp sound, the left side of the fourth child's face quickly became red and swollen.

Fatty Guang ignored the fourth child, and hurriedly turned around to help Sima Xi.Sima Xi came to his senses and looked at the fourth child angrily.The fourth child was slapped and turned around twice, almost fell down, squatted on the ground, picked up a small brick at hand, and threw it at the fat man's bare back.Sima Xi hastily pushed aside, slightly pushing Fatty Guang away.The brick was neither right nor wrong, and hit Sima Xi's chest.Furious, coupled with the external force of the impact, Sima Xi's throat sweetened, and a small mouthful of blood couldn't help but spurt out, making his pale face even more pale.

"I'm a mud horse, you bastard!" The fat man rushed to the fourth child with a roar, threw the fourth child to the ground, mounted him and began to fight.Just after punching a few times, a kick came flying obliquely, and kicked the fat man's bare right shoulder. The fat man didn't pay attention, and fell to the ground with a slap.It turned out to be the third brother of the fourth child, that is, the third child saw that his younger brother had suffered a disadvantage, and came up to "help".

The fourth child also got up, and together with the third child, he pushed Fatty Guang to the ground, and the three of them fought.Fatty Guang was pressed to the ground, struggling desperately, and suddenly saw the face of a familiar girl next to him.That face looked at all this indifferently, as if it had nothing to do with him.Fatty Guang felt a pain in his heart. When he was a child, this girl used to ride on his neck or on his back, making him smile so brightly.That's right, she is the eldest sister's daughter, her own niece, Da Ya.

Fatty took a break from his busy schedule and continued to scan the crowd, and sure enough there were a few familiar faces.Big brother is better, he is a timid person, hesitantly shrinks his neck but dare not go forward.Meeting his brother's eyes, he hurriedly turned his head away.Not far from the left is the second sister, who is chatting with an old lady next to her.Is it to discuss how many piglets were born in a litter, or whose wife stole the man?

Fatty Guang suddenly felt weakness all over his body, as if he couldn't move his limbs due to a serious illness.After so many years, it's not that I don't understand the schemes of my brothers and sisters against me.I just feel that we are all a family, my brothers and sisters are all wives and children, and they are oppressed by life to do that.As for myself, I don't have any burdens if I don't have children, and I can help as much as I can.Sooner or later, when they have the ability, they will help themselves.Haha, now I finally know how they will help themselves!

Fatty just lay on the ground and gave up resistance.In an instant, he received a few more punches on his body.It doesn't hurt, I have rough skin and thick flesh, so let's fight hard!But it really hurts, is it the third child or the fourth child?He punched Fatty Guang's waist and eyes, and there was a convulsion. When the lightning flashed off, he remembered the words Sima Xi asked himself yesterday: Were you really born by the same mother? ? ?

Yes, isn't there a third sister?The third sister has a mean mouth, but she is actually just a tofu-hearted person, and she liked to play with herself when she was a child.Where is my third sister?The fat man held his fists and looked for his third sister.Finally, I saw the third sister looking around in the crowd on the right, but not looking towards me, but looking behind me. Why are these eyes so excited?

Fatty Guang followed his third sister's eyes and looked sideways, and it turned out that Sima Xi was over there.When Sima Xi saw Fatty Guang being pushed to the ground and beaten, he was so anxious that he braced his weak body and wanted to rush over to help, but he was grabbed by the eldest brother of the fourth brother. Fortunately, the fourth brother is also an old man in his 50s.Sima Xi broke free with great difficulty, but was stopped by his fourth daughter-in-law.Sima Xi was anxious, so he pushed the fourth daughter-in-law, but the fourth daughter-in-law immediately yelled, "You're beating someone, a man is beating a woman!" Screaming and scratching, Sima Xi scratched several blood marks on the left side of his face. .

Fatty Guang felt miserable, his fourth child had an accident and all his family members attended.I had an accident, and none of my brothers and sisters came to help.There is only one godbrother who has no blood relationship. He really wanted to come and help him, but he was "disfigured".The fat man had already received a lot of punches on his body, and his cotton pants were ripped in half, revealing half of his buttocks.I don't know where the two cloth shoes have been thrown.But the fat man was completely unaware of the pain in his body, he just felt that his heart was tearing apart, as if it was about to explode.Everyone is blocking Xixi from coming over, right?I know that I have been working away from home all year round, and I don't have much popularity in the village.The fourth child is very popular.However, this is not the point, this is not important.Fatty Guang knew that Sima Xi had always paid attention to his self-image, and those bloodstains not only caught Sima Xi's face, but also scratched Fatty Guang's heart.

"Ah-ha-ha!" Fatty Guang yelled, and pushed his elbow to the third child's chest. The third child was lying on his back on the ground, clutching his chest in excruciating pain.The fourth child was still lying on the fat man's left shoulder, hugging the fat man's neck.The fat man put his knees on the ground, hanging directly on the body of the fourth child, and struggled to stand up.Flipping back with both hands, grabbing both arms of the fourth child is a big back fall.The fourth child fell heavily on the ground, the dust was flying, and he couldn't get up for a long time.

Fatty Guang walked towards Sima Xi's direction with big strides, and the second child rushed over with fists waving.The fat man raised his thick leg and kicked the second child aside.Approaching Sima Xi, he grabbed the fourth daughter-in-law by the back of the neck and threw it to the ground aside as if throwing a chicken, causing the fourth daughter-in-law to call her mother.The boss and the little old man came over to comment, but they were stared at by the fat man, and they shivered and shut their mouths.

The fat man put his arms around Sima Xi's waist with one hand, and gently stroked the scar on his face with the other, his eyes were full of pain and sadness.Unable to hold back the distress for a moment, he actually lowered his head and kissed Sima Xi's scarred left cheek lightly.