Fat Guangge's happy time

In July 2005, Sima Xi arrived at Shenzhen Luohu Railway Station. (Note 7)

The first special zone was really extraordinary, and people from all over the world gathered here.Looking at the dense crowd of people at the exit, Sima Xi didn't queue up, but squeezed to the outside.I heard before that you must have a temporary residence permit to enter Shenzhen. Otherwise, if you are caught, you will be locked up in a shelter and then deported.

After a while, just like the news from the inquiring, a short and capable southerner came.After negotiating with him, Sima Xi spent a hundred yuan in exchange for a temporary residence permit, and then he lined up with peace of mind and exited the station smoothly.

After leaving the station, Sima Xi couldn't help feeling nervous when he saw the panicked crowd, as if they were about to face a flash flood.Walking halfway in the same panic, the crowd gradually became scarce.After coming to a stone chair next to a flower bed and sitting down, I felt a little calm, but turned confused again.I have grown up so much, and it is the first time I have traveled so far, and it is also the first time I have come to Shenzhen.Strange city, strange customs, and for a while, I couldn't remember why I came here.

After a long time of confusion, I realized two urgent things.One is to buy a map of Shenzhen first; the other is to find a place to live first.

So, Sima Xi came to a small stall and gestured in Mandarin to buy a map.The stall owner was a middle-aged woman, and she asked Sima Xi to pick up the travel bag at his feet.Sima Xi picked up the bag in bewilderment, and then the proprietress explained that there are everyone in Shenzhen, it's a mess.Even if the thief doesn't come, maybe he will come and grab the bag and run away.

Sima Xi bought a map, and ordered a copy of "Shenzhen Everything", and returned to the stone chair with his bag, feeling very disturbed.One minute is enough time to put down the bag and buy a map. The stall owner is so vigilant. It seems that this is commonplace.It's really hard for me, a northerner, to imagine.So, is this heaven or hell?

There is no turning back.Although he explained to Brother Guang the reason for his temporary departure, he didn't fully say it.Brother Guang's home is too shabby, with large and small holes in the walls, a few pieces of old simple furniture, and not even a single modern appliance.Brother Guang is not a lazy person and should not be treated like this.So when you make money, the first thing to do is to redecorate.

Of course, this is not important.More importantly, how to become a real perfect lover.Brother Guang's clear thinking has strengthened Sima Xi's confidence in pursuing love.There are just two keys to address.The first is Brother Guang's habitual reaction as a straight man.Since Brother Guang doesn't mind falling in love with him, now he doesn't have to worry about whether it's right or wrong to be a straight man.So we must bend him, it's just a question of how to bend him.However, although I am a natural comrade, I have never been in contact with this circle. The reserve and a little arrogance cultivated in childhood made me only study some popular science knowledge secretly when I was adolescence.Then, since Brother Guang's will has been "disintegrated", how to "liberate" Brother Guang's body is the most critical.

These are the reasons why Sima Xi decided to leave temporarily and come to Shenzhen.To make money, in order to pay off debts, forget the shame of the past, and to accumulate future career.Open up, enrich knowledge, study and research methods, in order to completely break Brother Wan Guang.As the saying goes, Xiaobie is better than a newlywed, Brother Guang has been with him for a year, and direct "seduction" will definitely not have any obvious effect.

Moreover, it is really short of money now.Things that can be solved with money are not things, the problem is no money!Even if the plan to be a lover fails, Sima Xi will not give up Fatty Guang, even if it is really just to be a brother.Brother Guang has lived a hard life for too long, and it seems that he has never had a good life.Therefore, it is necessary to accumulate a certain amount of funds and start a new business, so that Brother Guang can truly have a happy time!

Sima Xi felt that his plan was perfect, but he couldn't help but sigh.Hey, brother Guang, if you are a man who stands up to the heavens, a standard straight man, if you are really "destroyed" by me, you don't know whether it is good or bad.I'm sorry, please forgive my selfishness.Without you, for a person like me, I really don't know what life is worth!

Looking up at a visual distance of more than 100 meters in front, there are several big red iron characters "state-run guest house".The state-run ones give people a sense of security; the guest houses seem to be better than hotels.So, without hesitation, Sima Xi didn't have much choice, so he dragged his travel bag and went straight away.

The state-run guest house is indeed a state-run hotel, and it is so meticulous in checking the ID card that Sima Xi even needs to recite it.He just entered the room, but he lost the confidence of a guest house.In such a small room, there are seven beds squeezed into the corners.There is a table in the middle, and an old-fashioned non-flat right-angle 14-inch color TV on it.Two "Midea" vertical electric fans were placed on both sides.In such an environment, a bed costs as much as 70 yuan a day.If you change to a small hotel in the north, it will only cost 10-15 yuan per bed.Changed to a small hotel on the national road, it only cost seven or eight yuan.

Forget it, the south, the special zone, I guess other hotels will not be any better.Sima Xi reluctantly put down his travel bag, his bed was at the corner of the west wall, don't worry about the lack of air there, this was the only empty bed left.Sima Xi turned over all the pillow covers and sheets on his bed, put them on again, and lay down on it.In order to save money, I spent nearly two days and one night on the hard seat before arriving in Shenzhen. I was really exhausted at this time.Unexpectedly, he lay down for a long time, but he didn't feel sleepy at all. Brother Guang was like a curse, always muttering in his mind.The past, like the train on the two rails, is speeding and suddenly passing by...

On that day, the two finally returned to Fatty Guang's home.According to Fatty Guang, anger is anger, but after all, flesh and blood are connected, those are still his brothers and sisters, this is doomed.As for the fourth child, he grew up together, so he knows all the hairs on his body.It's nothing more than a mess, and it will be fine in a few days.Sima Xi deeply agrees, but he still has a grudge about the fourth brother's partnership with others to beat Brother Guang.Moreover, since I decided to leave and leave Brother Guang alone, I don't feel at ease if I go out to work again.Furthermore, "funds" are tight now, and I can't afford another mobile phone. I have fallen into Shenzhen by myself and can't contact me. Not to mention myself, even Brother Guang can't bear it.

At night, the two of them realized that there was no rice or noodles in the pot, and they couldn't even make a bowl of rice porridge or pimple soup.Brother Guang blinked his small eyes, patted his thigh, and walked away.After a while, an old hen was brought in, and she grabbed her neck tightly, so that she could not make a sound.

"I stole it from the fourth son's house, mother, who dared to beat me!"

The two frantically boiled water, let the blood out, blanched the chicken feathers, put in seasonings, made a big pot full of chicken and soup, and ate a delicious meal.This taste is really stronger than egg noodles.Fatty Guang forced Sima Xi to kill the two chicken legs, the calves and the thighs.

"Eat more, eat more! When you arrive in Shenzhen, how can you still have such good food!"

Both of them couldn't eat anymore, so Sima Xi took half of the chicken leg, staring straight at Fatty Guang, and Fatty Guang also stared straight at Sima Xi.Both of them cried.

Early the next morning, Fatty Guang insisted on sending Sima Xi to Fengnan Railway Station.In fact, Sima Xi refused at first, just because he was afraid that he couldn't bear it at all, and had to come back when he got to the station.Fatty Guang couldn't hold back, and finally negotiated, Fatty Guang just dropped off at the station and left, and went to get on the train by himself.

Unexpectedly, when I arrived at the train station and printed a ticket, I realized that the train did not leave until 23:18 in the evening.There is still more than half a day left, Sima Xi feels really hard, but also a little happy, after all, he can stay with Brother Guang for a while longer.

After planning, I ran to a nearby small hotel to get a room.Then I took the bus with Fatty Guang to a supermarket in the city, and bought some food and drink on the way, instead of buying at the station, it would be cheaper.

"Brother Guang, can't you buy less? I can't carry it by myself, and you don't follow me, so help me carry it."

"You...I want to carry it for you, but you won't let me go with you!"

"We don't have much money, so buy less, we can't eat so much."

"It's okay, I'll let you go first, poor family rich road... Oh, I forgot, I haven't moved the bank card you gave me before. Come on, go to the bathroom with me."

When Sima Xi heard that the card hadn't been moved, his eyes lit up. This was too much help, and there were as many as 5000 yuan in it.I didn't pay attention to it before, but in this case, it is simply a life-saving straw.

"Why do you go to the toilet, didn't you just have a convenience half an hour ago?"

"I'm inconvenient again now, why?"

Sima Xi was inexplicably brought into the restroom of the supermarket. As soon as he entered, he was dragged into a toilet room by Fatty Guang, and the door was locked, and Fatty Guang began to take off his pants, so frightened that Sima Xi quickly lowered his voice and asked, "You, What are you doing, don't mess around, I'm not used to being in the toilet..."

"Is this something you're used to or not? Could it be that you're picking it up in a supermarket?"

"...It's not that I haven't seen your guy, don't take it out, I was wrong, I admit that yours is better than mine, right?"

"Haha!" The fat man laughed loudly, and Sima Xi quickly covered his mouth in shock.

"Woooo...Xixi, you want to suffocate me? Where are you thinking? I'm going to get you a card!"

Sima Xi stared at Fatty Guang in astonishment.The fat man just unzipped the same green zipper from his green flowered pants, which was invisible without looking carefully, then took out the bank card and handed it to Sima Xi.Sima Xi squeezed the card, only to feel that his hand was damp, wet.

"Brother Guang, you are really good. Putting it here, the guy doesn't feel panicked? Also, your underwear is really unique!"

"Hey, my flirtatious wife bought this for me at the fair. It's specially used to store money when I go home from work. It's anti-theft."

"Hehe, anti-theft is anti-theft. But now thieves use Gillette razor blades. Be careful not to accidentally cut off that thing, take it home and stew it to repair your body!"

The fat man was so panicked that he covered himself tightly with his hands. "That's not okay, it's just for mending, and it's also for my Xixi, hehe."

After getting out of the toilet, Sima Xi recalled that there was an ATM at the entrance of the supermarket, so he led the fat man over there.He knew that Fatty had never used a bank card before, so he happened to teach him how to operate it by the way.

Fatty Guang opened his small eyes wide, stretched out his fingers in disbelief, and counted the zeros on the display.

"One, ten, hundred, thousand, day, 5000 yuan? Xixi, didn't you say it was only a few hundred yuan when you gave it to me? Could it be the extra interest?" The fat man just thought about it, then shook his head, " Impossible, no matter how stupid I am, I know that the interest for one year is only a little bit. Damn, if I knew this, why would I sell blood in the hospital! Oops, I feel dizzy, and I still haven’t recovered after the blood draw.”

"You can't bring up the matter of selling blood?" Sima Xi panicked when he heard this. "Big deal, next time you're hospitalized, I'll draw blood and return it to you... Bah, bah, bah, what I said just now doesn't count, I take it back. Fatty, it's all your fault, it made me talk nonsense!"

Sima Xi stopped responding to Fatty Guang's harassment, calmed down and typed in the number 5000, after careful consideration, he canceled it again.Then I took out 200 yuan.Looking carefully at the lower left corners of the two brand-new hundred-yuan banknotes, it turned out that the numbers were connected.One end is 468 and the other is 469. (Note 2)

Sima Xi took out a signature pen and wrote a few words on the two banknotes.Then hand the 469 card together with the pen to Fatty Guang.

"Write your name on the back!"

Fatty just looked down, and there were several words "forgetmenot!" which were the same as the pinyin. (Note 3)

"My name has too many strokes and I'm too lazy to write it. Can I write 'Photon'?"

"Hmm... you should write 'Brother Guang'."

Fatty Guang wrote his name crookedly, Sima Xi took it back, and then gave Fatty Guang the 468.Fatty just took a look, and in front of the Chinese "Xixi", there were still a few letters "always forever!" that he didn't recognize (Note 4)

"You keep this banknote, but you must not spend it!... However, if you don't even have to eat, just spend it." Sima Xi warned.

Fatty Guang didn't understand what it meant at all, but seeing Sima Xi's serious face, he also understood the importance of it, so he quickly patted his chest and vowed. "Don't worry, Xixi, I won't spend money if I starve to death!"

Now that everything has been bought and everything that should be done has been done, the two of them will go back to the hotel to rest first.Just as he was about to leave, Sima Xi grabbed Fatty Guang.

"I have to go shopping. You go to the bathroom and wait for me." After finishing speaking, without waiting for the fat man to agree, he quickly returned to the supermarket by himself.

"Brother Guang, we have a total of 2500 yuan, and I gave me 2000. You only keep 500 for yourself, which is definitely not enough. This card is still for you. Don't push me, I have enough for myself. Shenzhen The factories in the factory are all in charge of food and housing.”

The fat man opened his eyes and stared blankly at Sima Xi.It took me a long time to speak, and my voice was choked with sobs. "Xixi, do you really have to go? My brother really misses you. When I think of you working in the factory, I, I... You are a person who has suffered!"

Sima Xi's eyes were sour, and he quickly put on a nonchalant smile to cover up and comfort Fatty Guang. "I have worked on the construction site, and I still care about a small factory? Besides, even if I enter the factory, I will only do management or run business, so I won't be too tired. Don't worry, within a year I will I'll come back and find you!"

"Then... But, you must take this card with you. If you are poor and rich, you must bring more when you go out! Don't worry about me, I have land at home, and I won't be hungry. Besides, if it doesn't work, I will Go to the houses of my brothers and sisters every day to grab a meal!" Fatty Guang was also laughing, but it was fake.

The two lay down again, head to head this time.

"Brother Guang, can you promise me one thing? When I get in the car, you stay at the hotel and don't see me off. Otherwise, I... I can't stand it!" Sima Xi turned his head away, not daring to look Fat light.

"But, it's a bag and a bag, and it's very heavy. Did you bring it yourself? ... Well, I promise you!"

For the past three days, I have been tossing and tossing, and it is getting late. Soon, the fat man let out a snoring sound.Sima Xi didn't feel sleepy at all, he closed his eyes and pretended to sleep until 22:20 at night.Sima Xi got up gently and put on his clothes.He watched Fatty Guang quietly sleeping for a full 10 minutes, finally couldn't help it, bent down, gently kissed Fatty Guang's lips, and greedily breathed in Fatty Guang's breath.Fatty Guang in his sleep opened his mouth unintentionally, Sima Xi took the opportunity to stick out a small part of his tongue, and poked inside hesitantly.Unexpectedly, Fatty Guang didn't know what dream he was having, he grabbed Sima Xi's tongue in his mouth and allowed him to suck it, as if eating something.Sima Xi was so intoxicated by it that he couldn't extricate himself, so he simply let him control him.It wasn't until nearly 5 minutes later that Sima Xi realized that he had to go and catch the train, so he shrank back.

The long whistle of the train came, and the fat man lying on the bed with his eyes open thought to himself that the train from Xixi should be leaving.It seems that Xixi still has the unique mint taste of mouthwash in his mouth.Mmm, it tastes good!It's really strange, even though I tried and failed with Ou Jieke, I didn't even dare to kiss a man of the same gender, but just now when I pretended to sleep and kissed Xixi, it was so natural and justified.Hey, don't think about it, yes, how can Jack's dead thing compare to my Xixi?

It was not until the early morning that Fatty Guang fell into a drowsy sleep.It was almost noon before I woke up.The first thing that came to my mind was to check out as soon as possible, otherwise after twelve o'clock, I would have to pay more.Poor, I only have 500 yuan left. Could it be that I really have the cheek to go to my brother and sister's house to beg for food?

The fat man just got up from the bed, and saw a thin sheet on the bedside table at a glance, and his eyes immediately turned red.

It's that bank card!

Note 1: The plot requires that the time is delayed by several years compared with the actual experience. (This book contains at least 30% of real experiences, processed and expanded.)

Note 2: The couple's banknote incident with serial numbers also happened in real life, and it was kindly provided by netizen "Ozawa".But I think he and BF are too stingy, and the denomination has been magnified 20 times. (Oh, in fact, the two of them did spend all their money at that time, only ten yuan was left, and they ran to the bank to change it.) The photo is attached to Chapter 52 of the public chapter. What you can see on the front is the name, and on the back there is surname.The reason why it became two pieces was because the BF got married, and Ozawa tore the banknote in a fit of anger.Later, I was reluctant to give up, and still collected it carefully.

Note 3: Means: Forget-me-not!

Note 4: It means: depend on each other! (This sentence is not accurate in English, because the detection of sensitive words in Shulian is wrong, so I have to make do with it instead)