Jinwuzang charming boy

Chen Jiao's father was a strict wife, and he was afraid of his wife when he got married, and he didn't change it until Chen Jiao was born.

In Chen Jiao's family, the wife is the sky and the wife is the guide. What Chen Jiao's mother said is the truth that does not need to be practiced. Therefore, when she was pregnant with Chen Jiao and raised her child, Chen's mother had a dream. She dreamed that she gave birth to a child. The daughter of a fairy descended to earth, so Mother Chen firmly believed that she was pregnant with a beautiful daughter, and she had already decided on the baby girl's name before she was born--the big name is Chen Jiao, and the baby name is Huahua.

As I said just now, Chen Jiao's father was a strict wife-manager, so at this time, he naturally defended his wife's majesty without any hesitation, and engraved the word "Chen Jiao" on the family tree without frowning.

So, Chen Jiao was born by Mother Chen with a flowery face and a flowery name.

The newly born Chen Jiao has a white and tender face, not at all like the wrinkled monkeys of other children—Mother Chen’s dreams are all right, like flowers and jade, like a fairy descending to earth, the only accident is that God pinches Chen Jiao Accidentally squeezed a little too much...

then--

Nurse: "Congratulations, sir, mother and child are safe!"

Father Chen: "Thank you, thank you——wait, mother?"

Nurse: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, your wife gave birth to a fat son!"

Father Chen: "..."

Nurse: "Oh sir, I'm back to my senses, you're so happy that you're lost!"

Father Chen: ...son named "Chen Jiao"...you must be kidding me o__o

Under the cold eyebrows of the genealogy, this name accompanied Chen Jiaoxiao for 13 years without any danger, until Chen Jiaoxiao's first day in junior high school——

Teacher: "Chen Jiao."

Girl A: "Here."

Girl B: "Here."

Chen Jiao: "Here."

Chen Jiaoxiao's friend looked at the other two soft girls who stood up with him, tears in his eyes.

——So, the most tragic thing in the world is not that you have a rotten street name, but that all the people who use this rotten street name with you are of the opposite sex except you.

Chen Jiaoxiao's friend went to find Father Chen as soon as she got home that night: "—baba, I want to change my name——"

Father Chen pointed to the family tree, and the noble and glamorous family tree continued to stare coldly.

Chen Jiao: qaq...

In the end, he still couldn't hold back the two tears that his son had on his small face and his big round eyes, and Dad Chen began to worry about the genealogy that already had the word "Chen Jiao" written on it—what should I change it to?

Chen Jiao was still thinking about it: "Everyone uses 'jiao' as a girl, how can I use it as a man, I will be misunderstood by others..."

Father Chen's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and with a flick of a pen, he added a word to the family tree.

From then on, Chen Jiao changed her name to a cool, domineering man and never repeated it with others——

Chen Jiaonan.

After 12 years of group ridicule, the handsome Chen Jiaonan with a jealous face found the first person in his life who was willing to put his name on a household registration book, and challenged him A girlfriend with an unblemished face in the same photo, and she was suddenly proposed, moved, confessed, and confessed by the shy goddess!

Of course, Chen Jiaonan just put on his handsome face, and silently praised his refreshed style in his heart.

That's right, 12 years of group ridicule has twisted the stupid and cute Chen Xiaojiao into a middle-aged man with a cold face and a paralyzed face. For example, Chen Xiaojiao's turbulent heart at this moment——

Brother is the high-mountain flower that blooms on the Wanmi Snow Mountain, destined to spread the light of the world to the world. How can you mortals with fishy lips understand that Brother comes from the nine heavens and is as unapproachable as an iceberg snow lotus? Where is the glamorous and noble (zi) (dai) (hui) (sheng)?

——After 3 minutes of silent narcissism, Chen Jiaonan's gaze fell back to the book in his hand.

As a high (li) wisdom (gong) man (diao) God (si), holding a book bought at a local stall in his hand, except that the antique cover is very new, the whole book seems to be fished out of a bucket The "Hanwu Story" with unknown origin, no matter from which angle you look at it, it is a very magical and strange thing.

So I have to talk about Chen Jiaonan's recent mental journey——

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My goddess has become my girlfriend~(≧▽≦)/~

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But her male god is not me qaq

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My female friend acted like a baby to me and asked me to look up to her male god~(^_^)~

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But her male god standard is too high and I can't live up to it in my life

——That’s right, it’s that simple and rude (⊙v⊙)

Since there was no way to improve herself, she had no choice but to try to belittle her rival... Chen Xiaojiao laughed secretly in her heart.

So Chen Xiaojiao read the various official and unofficial histories of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and on a sunny day, she met his goddess. With high ambitions, she rushed to Kang (bu) Zhuang (gui) Dao (lu) to discredit her rival.

Then, Chen Xiaojiao used his slander skills accumulated for more than ten years, and wrote an eloquent speech that vividly portrayed the heartlessness of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and finally added a lyrical sentence at the end——

"The imperial edict said, 'The queen is out of order, confused by the witch, and cannot inherit the destiny. On it, she will retreat to the Nagato Palace'. At this point, the golden house collapsed, and all kindness was lost."

Just as Chen Xiaojiao was immersed in her magnetic (...) voice and couldn't extricate herself, she only heard Qingkong's "click"!

then……

There's no after that.

Chen Xiaojiao finally understood and practiced the scientific possibility of a thunderbolt from the blue, and gave her life for it.

When her consciousness dissipated, Chen Xiaojiao awarded herself a x Bell Award for Dedication to Science, and delivered the following acceptance speech——

God, you bastard, a fan of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty!

What Chen Xiaojiao didn't expect was that the idiot fan simply sent him to worship her male god at close range.