[Rat cat] Jade Xu Luo Qianqiu

early morning.

"Brother Zhan, good morning!" Wang Chao greeted the people in the courtyard carelessly as he passed the gate with a meat bun in his mouth.Zhan Zhao nodded, didn't answer, and walked towards the courtyard gate feebly, Bai Yutang followed behind in a faltering footstep, without saying a word, "Wow! Brother Zhan, did you and Young Master Bai not sleep last night?" Walked in After taking a look, they found that both Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang had dark circles, deep bags under their eyes, and haggard faces.As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Chao was immediately cast a resentful glance by Bai Yutang, his hair stood on end, he kept silent, and left with a smirk.

Zhan Zhao went to the well to fetch water and washed his face, trying to make himself look more energetic.Looking at the dark circles under my eyes in the water, I suddenly felt that I was very much like the animal called "panda" in the Sichuan area.

"Smelly cat, let Fifth Lord sleep in the guest room tonight!" After Bai Yutang saw his reflection in the water, his resentment towards Zhan Zhao deepened.

As soon as the two of them went to bed last night, they started fighting for the bed before the quilt was rolled out.At first they were just bickering, but in the end they started to fight on the bed, and they didn't stop until the sky started to turn white.But even when lying on the bed, I always toss and turn because there are more people around me.

There is no way, the instinct of a martial arts practitioner is really terrifying...

Hearing Bai Yutang's arrogant and domineering words, Zhan Zhao rolled his eyes at him and left the courtyard on his own, but silently thinking about how to get Bai Yutang to go to the guest room to sleep tonight.

Lobby.

After seeing Bao Zheng, the two entered the palace with Bao Zheng.Bai Yutang's act of stealing the Three Treasures was nothing more than a battle of spirits, coupled with Bao Zheng and Zhan Zhao's efforts to protect him, the officials admired Bai Yutang and other heroic youths.The matter was thus revealed.

However, punishment still has to be punished, and it should only be regarded as a small punishment and a big commandment.Zhao Zhensi and the dark guard raised their eyebrows when they said that the mouse and the cat were having a quarrel, and immediately ordered Bai Yutang to stay in Kaifeng Mansion as a white worker for two years.

The obvious words are to make up for the mistakes, but in fact... Hehe, Zhao Zhen will never say that it is because Kaifeng and the palace are really too lonely, and he needs to have some fun.

Now that the government ordered it, and the "punishment" was so light, Bai Yutang also had to accept the fact that he would have to hang out with a cat for the next two years.

After returning to Kaifeng Mansion, Bai Yutang immediately wrote a letter to Xingkong Island, informing his four elder brothers of the current situation, and then eagerly awaiting the reply while he was joking with a cat.

Bai Yutang was waiting for the letter in the Kaifeng mansion, but an important guest ushered in at the other side of the empty island.

"Brother Zhihua, why are you free to come to my empty island today as a guest?" Lu Fangduan sat on the main seat, holding a cup of tea while sipping and happily saying.

"Hey, let me tell you the truth, Island Master Lu, I'm entrusted to come here this time." The man on the guest seat narrowed his fox eyes, "Speaking of which, this matter has something to do with my fifth brother."

I don't know if he thought of the Taoist's words, the corner of Zhihua's mouth twitched slightly.

"Oh?"

"A few days ago, I met Daoist Qingyuan, the magic stick known as the 'half immortal' in the Jianghu."

...God stick, it's because you, the black demon fox, don't match up with the Taoist priest, Lu Fang silently slandered.

"He asked me to tell Island Master Lu that the fifth younger brother's star has been moving recently, and he probably has a happy event. Looking at the place pointed by the astrology, it seems to be in Kaifeng."

"Oh, it's a good thing that the Red Luan's star is moving!" Lu Fang was overjoyed, and was about to ask a few more questions, but Min Xiuxiu came in from the door at this moment, still holding a letter in his hand.

"The head of the family, the fifth brother wrote a letter saying that he was left by the little emperor to help Kaifeng mansion for two years as a punishment. Do you think we should..." Before Bai Fu could say the words, Min Xiuxiu found that everyone in the living room was staring at him. Looking at it for myself, it seems that I want to see a flower from my face.

"Hey, what's wrong with you guys?! Are all of you lost their souls?!"

"Hey, sister-in-law, listen to me..." Jiang Ping touched his mustache, and shook out all the things Zhihua said just now like beans in a bamboo tube.

Min Xiuxiu was surprised at first, then his expression fluctuated while listening to it, and finally his face was full of light, as if he wanted to go directly to Kaifeng to find Bai Yutang immediately.

"Mr. Zhihua, are you serious?" Min Xiuxiu suppressed the joy in his heart, and confirmed the matter again.

Zhihua nodded, "However...the magic stick said that the fifth brother's love life is bumpy this time, so I'm afraid it's not easy to go."

"Huh? It's rare for a girl to be able to tie you up, the devil king of the world. No matter how hard it is, he'll let me go!"

Hey... Mrs. Lu, I didn't say she was a girl...

Zhihua looked around, and found that everyone was excited and full of excitement, wishing that Bai Yutang would get married right away, silently swallowed this sentence, and shed a tear of sympathy for Bai Yutang, and nodded. lit a candle.

Fifth brother, how hated you are to be like this...

"Ahem," seeing everyone immersed in the atmosphere of "how to marry Bai Yutang", Lu Fang unconsciously reminded them, "Xiuxiu, what's the matter with you?"

Just now, she was preoccupied with Bai Yutang's affairs, but forgot Min Xiuxiu's reason for coming.

"Ah!" Min Xiuxiu remembered what he was here for, and quickly took out Bai Yutang's letter.

After everyone researched, Jiang Ping looked at the distant figure of the carrier pigeon, and said with a sinister smile: "Fifth brother, fifth brother, you can finally be tied up, and fourth brother, I don't need to help you deal with those things you provoked." Yingyingyanyan is here. But, if that girl knows that you have unintentionally provoked so many women before, hehehe..."

It is said that when Bai Yutang received the letter, he thought he could see words of comfort from his brothers, but what he did not expect to see was Lu Fang's rambling words, to the effect that fifth brother, since you stayed in Kaifeng mansion, help to call Check out the shop over there.It's not convenient for you to live in Kaifeng Mansion, Bai Fu has already rushed to Kaifeng Mansion and so on.

Bai Yutang's face turned half black when he saw it, Fifth Master is not a child, as for this...

As for the Red Luan star, everyone in the empty island tacitly didn't mention a word.What a joke, what if the fifth younger brother finds out and avoids the girls like a snake.Girl, let Bai Fu pay attention to Xie.

Although Bai Fu arrived in Kaifeng five days later and bought a house in Tianshui Lane, Bai Wuye still stayed in the cat's nest and refused to move.

night.

"Bai Yutang, you've already bought a house, why don't you leave?!" Zhan Zhao couldn't help feeling that white mouse swaggering into his room and occupying his bed every day as if he was in nowhere. Fire started.

"Oh, cat, Lord Wu wished you this cat's litter because he thought highly of you. Lord Wu wouldn't even invite Master Wu to live in someone else's house!"

"So, Zhan has to thank Bai Wuye for his high attention?" Zhan Zhao gritted his teeth, and he almost took two bites on Bai Yutang's face.

As if he didn't see Zhan Zhao's dissatisfaction, Bai Yutang still smiled playfully, "It's easy to say."

"..."

"Eh? Why don't you talk anymore? Aren't you a quick talker, cat?"

"..."

"Isn't it the fifth master who almost kicked you out of bed last time? Is there any need to hold grudges like this?"

"..."

"...Forget it, Fifth Master, I'll just feel wronged." After finishing speaking, Bai Yutang crawled from the inside of the bed to the outside, turned over, and then... hugged Zhan Zhao's waist.

"Bai Yutang!"

Seeing Zhan Zhao's eyes widen instantly, Bai Yutang smiled inwardly. Looking at it this way, it was indeed exactly the same as the frightened cat's expression, and the little emperor still had some eyes.

"Master Wu won't kick you down if he sleeps on the outside. Holding you is to prevent you from kicking Master Wu down in the middle of the night when he is unprepared, and don't you think that if you sleep like this, we won't fall asleep and roll together Yet?"

"..."

Let's roll together now, shall we?So... don't say anything, White Mouse, draw your sword, let Master Zhan beat you up first.As for kicking you out of bed or something, I really wanted to, but now, hehe, I guess if I kick you, you and I will have to get out of bed.

Actually, during this period of time, Bai Yutang lingered in Zhan Zhao's room every night, and now they are used to sleeping together, at least it will not affect the basic quality of sleep. This is why Zhan Zhao can tolerate letting go s reason.In addition, Zhan Zhao knows that the more you argue with this white mouse, the more aggressive he will become, so he has no choice but to compromise.

Thinking of this, Zhan Zhao gave Bai Yutang a bitter look, then closed his eyes, and ignored the person in front of him.

"..." Sure enough, it wouldn't be fun if the cat didn't blow its fur... I closed my eyes resentfully, and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, Bai Yutang was awakened by a hasty knock on the door.Opening his eyes halfway, seeing Zhan Zhao sleeping soundly in his arms, he couldn't help but curl his lips.

He also said that he is not a cat, and he even looks like a cat when he sleeps.

Just as I was about to be covered by a hijab to cover up the sound of knocking on the door, and then go back to sleep, it turned out...

"Brother Zhan, are you up yet? A murder has occurred in the outskirts of the city!"

"..." Well, there's no need to think about getting back to sleep, Bai Yutang gritted his teeth silently, and made Zhao Hu anxious in his heart.

He was still slandering, but Zhan Zhao got up from the bed with a "whoosh" sound, dressed, washed, and took care of himself. His movements were done in one go, and the speed was astonishingly fast.

Before pushing open the door, he showed a gentle and harmless smile to Bai Yutang, "Brother Bai, if you want to rest, you can sleep a little longer."

"..." Bai Yutang got up silently, got dressed, and followed Zhan Zhao to meet Bao Zheng.

Chen's house in the suburbs.

The name of the deceased was Chen Ping, and he was the owner of the house here.Chen Ping, who had no children before his death, was kind and charitable, and was praised by his neighbors.However, since Chen Ping returned from a long trip half a year ago, his temperament has changed drastically. He is gloomy, pale, with gloomy eyes, and often shuts himself in the study.

The body is in the study.When Zhan Zhao entered, the study room was still the same as it was when the crime happened: Chen Ping's body was lying straight on the ground, his eyes were bulging, his face was full of ferocity, and his hands were pinching his neck, as if he was in extreme pain before death.

Zhan Zhao reached out and pinched Chen Ping's cheek, and then probed for the carotid artery.The corpse was completely stiff, and it seemed that he had been dead for more than three hours.

"Huh?" Zhan Zhao couldn't help asking when he touched the texture different from the skin, "Is this arm... made of wood?"

"I'm afraid it's not just the arms, cat, look at his legs." Bai Yutang stood aside, with his arms folded in front of his chest, and only when he saw this did he gently remind him.

"This……"

"This is Yanjia." A clear voice came from outside the door, and then a man with sword eyebrows and star eyes walked in, dressed in a black dress with a silver-rimmed outer robe.

Zhan Zhao was startled, when did this person approach? !He and Bai Yutang didn't notice it at all!

"Who are you?" Zhan Zhao stood up, staring at the man opposite him.

"Don't be so nervous, Shen Jingtong is Chen Ping's good friend. Before Chen Ping passed away, I happened to be here to visit."

"Mr. Shen, I'm sorry, Zhan was rude just now."

"It doesn't matter, I must have scared you by walking silently just now. In fact, it's just that the kung fu I practice is a bit strange, and my kung fu is not as high as you imagined."

"You said it was Yanjia just now?" Bai Yutang fell into silence when he heard the word "Yanjia", and didn't make a sound until now.

"It can't be said that it is a real Yanjia. As you can see, Chen Ping is obsessed with Yanjia. He wished he could turn himself into a Yanjia talent. I tried to persuade him, but unfortunately he didn't listen."

"Are you Yanshi?"

"Exactly," hearing Bai Yutang's question, Shen Jingtong frowned slightly, a little surprised, as if she didn't expect that someone would know about Yanshi.

"Brother Bai, what is Yanshi?" Zhan Zhao walked to Bai Yutang and asked in a low voice.

"Yanshi is a very old occupation. It is good at organs and controlling puppets. Now almost no one knows it. I only know it from ancient books. As for Yanjia, it is the general name of Yanshi's works, just like the Three Kingdoms Zhuge Kongming's Wooden Niu Liuma in the period is a simple Yan Jia."

Zhan Zhao listened wholeheartedly, and in the end he only came up with one sentence: "That is to say, this thing is about the same as the magic trick that Brother Bai studied?"

"Pfft", Bai Yutang almost laughed, but seeing Zhan Zhao's earnest and curious face, he couldn't bear to dampen his enthusiasm, so he smiled and said, "It's almost the same. But this Yanjia is made more delicately."

"Cough cough," Shen Jingtong coughed twice, interrupting the ear-wringing of the two, "I think Mr. Zhan has a lot of questions to ask me."

The author has something to say:

Description:

[-]. Time of death of Chen Ping: The following content is selected from Baidu Know

Under normal circumstances, the corpse will harden within 30 minutes to 2 hours after death, completely stiffen from 9 hours to 12 hours, soften after 30 hours, and return to its original shape after 70 hours.But if it is in soil or water, or in low temperature and dry conditions, it will be delayed, and it will be accelerated in high temperature and humid conditions.

[-]. The definition of Yanshi refers to the career setting of A Chinese Ghost Story, and the content is selected from Baidu Encyclopedia [-]. Zhuge Liang’s saying that the wooden cow and horse are Yanjia comes from what the ancient sword Qi Tan Erle Wuyi said =========== =============