lonely three people

mid-July.

Every year at this time, my unit will organize a trip. I don’t expect much this year. Maybe I prefer to stay at home and watch the fir every day.

I admire the luck of several new employees who just reported, and stepped on the rhythm of company travel when they first arrived.

I can only describe my new colleagues as "tiger head and tiger brain". There is nothing wrong with me being an old employee.

Like every year, the leader led the team all the way south by train with dozens of people. It was hard for me to take care of the newcomers. Finally, I was no longer in charge of taking care of everyone’s luggage, but the job of taking care of the new colleagues was even more difficult. easy to do.

There are a total of more than a dozen new employees, except for two who are about the same age as me, the rest are born in the [-]s, especially a little girl who is so noisy that my head will explode.

The two colleagues who are similar to my age have some characteristics. Both are chubby guys. One has a serious face and no expression, and the other has a rough face and a thunderous mouth. He has a fat version of Sun Dasheng's face and talks a lot. Hee hee haha ​​is totally an optimist.

The serious one I call him Xing Xing, because he doesn't move much except blinking.

I call him a monkey with a hippie smile, not a thin monkey monkey, because he has short legs and long arms, a hairy face and a thunderous mouth. I actually want to call him an orangutan, but it is easy to confuse him with a rigid face Xing Xing.

Lead a group of new colleagues who are curious about everything, and urge them not to buy souvenirs indiscriminately, not to lag behind, and not to act privately...

I allocate a room to myself, and other people share it in pairs, so I like to be alone, and I don’t have to accommodate others.

The first dinner was on the beach by the sea, listening to the waves and rolling strings around the bonfire, it was very happy.

After all, the new employee is a new employee, and he was caught by a few old guys. He said a few nice words and added a few aggressive words, so the boys didn’t need others to persuade themselves to drink. I watched and shook my head, alas, I also Aimoneng can't help them anymore, how can anyone let others know how much he drinks with his colleagues for the first time, isn't that stupid.

At the end of the show, everyone left separately. The leader patted my shoulder and pointed at the monkey lying on the chair with his chin, "That boy is not bad, he has a good drink, please take care of the direction." Then he walked away with three steps and five steps. opened.

Pulling the monkey up from the filth, the guy drank so much that he passed out. He vomited all over the ground and knelt on it. He could sleep on a chair, and he didn't wake up when he stood up. He didn't even lift his eyelids.

"Don't help me!" someone asked me.

"It's okay, no need." When he looked up, it turned out to be a star. His calm expression and clear expression showed that he is a master who can drink well, and he is very smart. He didn't drink much at all. He doesn't look like the monkey I mixed with Same.

It turned out that Xing Xing was just being polite to me, and he didn't intend to help me at all, so he walked away.

The monkey is not tall, but he is a little chubby. No matter how he screams, he won’t wake up, let alone let him lift his legs to walk. Fortunately, he is not far from where he lives, and he went back with the monkey on his back. I was thinking along the way, I should be his I still owe him, don’t spit on my back, or I’ll throw him directly on the beach, dead sinking, dead sinking may describe people like monkeys, it’s like a paralyzed person on my back.

The company has booked dozens of rooms on the fifth to seventh floors of the hotel, but I have no idea which room the monkey is in. I walked around the fifth and sixth floors with him behind my back, and it was not easy to knock on the door randomly, and I couldn’t bark. I woke up the monkey and asked him for a long time. He opened his eyes to see that I closed them again, and I couldn't hear what he was muttering, so I just carried my own room. Anyway, there are two beds in my room.

I went to my own room and threw him to another bed to fend for itself. I was wrong, wrong.

He was covered in vomit, how could he just throw it on the bed, he would have to pay for the dirty sheets and quilt covers.

I could only help him take off the half sleeves on his upper body and the knee-high shorts on his lower body, and I took him off with my arms around him. There was no way he was too dirty, with vomit and sand. He is a little fat man, but I still have some strength. , can still play with him.

When I took off his coat and trousers and looked at his bulging belly with black silk, I lost my mind for a moment, maybe it is human nature, because it is only for a moment, he is not my favorite type at all, And I have Mushan. Although the monkey's belly is a bit nice, it can't be compared with Mushan.

The torment is not over yet, his elbows, his legs below his knees are dirty, fortunately my heart is not dirty, otherwise I would have died of nausea on the spot.

You can't let me wipe his body with that towel!

"Hey, monkey! Hey, chimpanzee! Hey" He didn't answer me no matter what I yelled, but he knew how to open his mouth if he poured him a sip of mineral water, and he would wake him up by pawing his eyelids.

"Can you wake up for a few minutes! Take a shower?"

He nodded to me, leaned on the wall and went to the bathroom. I clearly heard the glass door of the bathroom "dang". Fortunately, it was not the sound of cracking. He just "knocked" his head "that's all".

I was so tired that I smelled of alcohol all over my body. I am allergic to alcohol and would get a headache when I smelled it. I took off half of my sleeves and sat shirtless on the bedside, lighting a cigarette.

After hearing the sound of the shower, I raised my hand and turned on the TV with the remote control.

"Boom"

When I rushed to the bathroom, I saw the monkey hugging the toilet, sitting on the floor and taking a shower. At that time, I blurted out, "You are so fucking handsome!" I let him drink this wine, is it the rhythm of death? .

I rushed over to turn off the tap, and it was still pure cold water, which made my heart feel cold.

Helping the monkey to sit on the toilet seat, he was finally willing to open his eyes. After such a toss, it is impossible to keep awake. He looked at me with innocent eyes. He must have a short-circuited brain and was thinking about what happened.

"Where is this?"

"My house! No, my house, my room"

"Thank you"

"Is it broken? Is it injured?"

"No……"

"That's good, wash up and go to bed"

"I don't have... feel, I have no strength in my body, headache, swollen..."

"Yes, deserve it"

The monkey sat on the toilet and took off his underwear, and threw it accurately into the washbasin next to him. After adjusting the water temperature, he took the shower head and shot at him, like a firefighter putting out a fire with a water gun , I can't wait to kill his "beast"

After everything was cleaned up, I took a bath with a long sigh of relief. I'll talk about the dirty clothes tomorrow, and just throw them aside.

When I got out of the bathroom, I found that the monkey was already lying on the bed and snoring, with no clothes or quilt...

I swear I only looked at him twice, and I promised I didn’t look at him too much. Instead of covering him with a quilt, I turned up the temperature of the air conditioner. I don’t bother with the TV. Anyway, people who should be asleep can still sleep, but they can’t. No matter how quiet one is, one cannot fall asleep.

I have to lie on the bed and send a few messages to Mushan, chat to report that I am safe, and talk about today's travel. Of course, I didn't mention the monkey thing, and it would be embarrassing to mention it.

Speaking of which, it is great to have a boyfriend like Mushan. The travel backpack is prepared for me in advance by him. All kinds of small toiletries and gadgets are in travel size, which is not heavy and does not take up space in the backpack. , I even saw a small bottle of laundry detergent, but I don't have the strength to get up and wash clothes now.

Hearing a voice behind him, he turned over, and there was a person standing in the bright projection of the TV, with short and thick legs, slightly arched waist, and a slightly disproportionately long upper body, with his back facing the light but facing me. black face.

I didn't rush to think about what the monkey guy was doing standing on the bed in the middle of the night, and he gave me the answer right away, this guy was standing on the bed and peeing, oh my god.

There is only an aisle less than one meter between our two beds. At this moment, one is set off by the light of the TV, and a crystal-clear parabola will soon be connected from his bed to mine.

I didn't speak, I was afraid that I would scare him by speaking suddenly, because I was sure that his eyes were closed, and I was also afraid that he would throw them everywhere... I only had time to wrap myself tightly with a quilt, even my feet, please don't worry. Don't pee here, don't pee here... Who sent this guy, why didn't the Buddha accept him.

I just stared at him, and kept staring at him until he finished urinating. I hope that if I accidentally get shot, I can know where the gun was fired. In fact, I feel embarrassed if I don’t stop him, and I want to save face. Question, let me pretend that this didn't happen, otherwise he will feel embarrassed when he sees me in the future.

Those who sleep late and get up late "Wake up, I brought you breakfast." When I woke up, I found the monkey was watching TV.

"Why are you still here? By the way, which room are you in?"

"I'm doing laundry, and you vomited last night too! The clothes are disgusting. There are three people in our room... I'll share a room with you from now on, okay?"

I thought it was just that I was drunk at night, and it was just a dream, but a "map" on the ground reminded me that everything is real, and reminded me to walk around that map... Be careful walking in slippers However, when I came to the bathroom, a few wet clothes were hanging in there, and my clothes were washed for me. In fact, this kid is not bad. "Okay, as long as you don't drink too much"