Cub Live Farming

His Majesty the Black Wolf is always happy to bully readers.

He was even willing to stay up all night translating Harry Potter in order to make readers get stabbed quickly.

Jun Tao thinks His Majesty the Black Wolf is very bad, and hopes to give readers some comfort.

After discussing with the other three furries at home, he planned to translate something himself.

Jun Tao has been studying for nearly ten years, and he has already mastered the beast star language.In addition, there is not much difference between Beast Star Language and Chinese, but some allusions and words with historical origins are not common, and some simple articles can be translated without any problems.

The three fuzzies expressed that they would come to help and speed up Juntao's acquisition of reputation points.

Abao has been able to write and arrange songs by himself, and can help Juntao arrange songs on Earth;

Agu is studying the artworks on the earth, and reproduces them with the aesthetics of the beast star people;

Not to mention Ami, the master of painting is fearless and can participate in any job.

Jun Tao rolled up his sleeves and joined the army of writers, and the first thing he brought out was fairy tales.

The first story he wrote was The Little Mermaid.

A Bao A Gu A Mi: "?"

Ah, no, Tao Tao, you said that His Majesty always likes to abuse readers, so you have to set things right and show readers something warm.

This little mermaid story, is he warm?

Juntao: "...It's very warm, and you can also write fan stories!"

Abao, Agu, and Ami are once again deeply worried about their children's education.

Did Tao Tao suffer too much from His Majesty?You have unconsciously become the same as His Majesty!

Jun Tao scratched his head: "No, right? Then I will write about Snow White first? Ah, why not just write about the princess series?"

He counted with his fingers as he did when he was a child: "Princess Mermaid, Snow White, Princess Sleeping Beauty, Princess Rapunzel... Isn't Rapunzel not a princess? Forget it, as long as a story with a female protagonist is called a princess, right?" .Cinderella counts."

After Juntao selected all the stories, Abao, Agu and Ami asked in puzzlement, "The purpose of the princesses in your stories is to marry the prince?"

Jun Tao said: "In that era, even princesses, most of their life purpose was to marry. Isn't that not good?"

Abao, Agu and Ami said: "The characteristics of the times, write it, it doesn't matter."

Jun Tao scratched his head again.

After being told by the three fluffy ones, he also feels that the princesses in these fairy tales do have a little... Forget it, the characteristics of the times, not to mention that men want to marry Bai Fumei and women want to marry Gao Fushuai, even if this The wish is very vulgar, even in the eyes of the current values, it is a bit "low-level in thinking", but it is indeed the simplest wish of many people.

Write write write.

Juntao immediately posted the Mermaid Princess on his Xingwang account, and told netizens that this is a healing story.

Netizens believed Jun Tao's nonsense, read the whole story, and were depressed.

Tao Tao, are you polite?How can you learn from His Majesty the Dog?

No, His Majesty the Dog can also use Tao Tao's account, and the person who uses Tao Tao's tone of voice to send out depressing fairy tales is definitely His Majesty the Dog!

Your Majesty the dog, in order to persecute us readers, you even put on Tao Tao's vest. Are you completely out of character?

His Majesty the Black Wolf glanced at the comments on the Internet.

Uh, although he has long since ceased to be a human being, it really wasn't him this time.

His Majesty Hei Lang tried to explain, but no one believed His Majesty Hei Lang, who had many criminal records.

His Majesty the Black Wolf flicked his tail and gave up explaining.

That's right, it's me, His Majesty the Great Lop Wolf.What's wrong?You can still hit me along the network cable?

Jun Tao felt guilty and touched His Majesty Hei Lang, who was responsible for him, and baked a big crispy golden pig's trotter for His Majesty Hei Lang as comfort.

His Majesty the Black Wolf gnawed on the pig's trotter until his mouth was full of oil.

And such a good thing?More pots.Bring all the pots you don't want to me, and I'm going to exchange roast pork knuckles with Jun Tao.

"Eat your roasted pig's trotters."

Jun Tao couldn't laugh or cry.

For His Majesty Hei Lang, who has a super thick dog skin, it really doesn't matter if he takes the blame or something.Jun Tao couldn't feel guilty anymore.

After His Majesty the Black Wolf took the blame, Juntao quickly posted other fairy tales and noted the social background of these fairy tales.

The beautiful princess married the prince, and the brave young man married the princess. The children were fascinated by watching it, and the adults were very confused and asked various practical questions in the fairy tale.

Juntao is not surprised.

There are also many people on the earth who hold fairy tales to be true, saying that fairy tales are not beautiful at all.

But fairy tales are like the legendary novels in ancient China. They are all stories written by men with not particularly high social status.It's normal for them to be time-bound and gender-bound.

However, in order to appease the manic readers, Juntao explained on Xingwang.

"In the reality of Western European society, after a princess of a country marries a prince, the princess will also have the right to inherit the throne of that country. Therefore, many Western European countries will have queens. It is impossible for a poor boy to marry a princess and become a king. Yes. They have very strict bloodline requirements. At that time, close relatives were basically married and gave birth to many sick children.

Fairy tales are fairy tales, don't substitute reality.This is a beautiful and simple world for children to see.Don't think that the world in fairy tales is the reality at that time. "

Juntao wrote other fairy tales.

From Andersen to Grimm, to One Thousand and One Nights.The children are still fascinated by watching, immersed in the magnificent fairy tale world.Adults continue to dig into the "dark reality" behind the fairy tales, which makes Jun Tao dumbfounded.

Beast Star is worthy of being the Earth in a parallel world, and people's brain circuits are similar.

Jun Tao decided not to give them the chance to write dark fairy tales.

This time, he uploaded "Alice in Wonderland"

He didn't believe that this group of people could see any dark reality from Alice.

But the brain circuit of readers is beyond Jun Tao's imagination.Even Alice, they can find clues to prove the metaphor behind this fairy tale world.

Jun Tao couldn't bear it anymore.

You can't enter your mind with dark reality, and regard any beautiful things as dark metaphors.The author will cry.

"Alice in Wonderland is really just a cute fairy tale. It was an impromptu fairy tale that the author Carol made up for the children of the neighbors when they were playing with them. Alice was the youngest of these children. girl.

Later, at the request of the children, Carol recorded the impromptu story and gave it to the girl named Alice.Later, this manuscript was seen by another novelist, Kingsley. With Kingsley's encouragement, Carroll submitted this fairy tale for publication.

Do you have dark reality metaphors in mind when you make up impromptu stories for your kids! (Picture of A Bao carrying a knife)"

Seeing Juntao's slightly broken explanation, the readers burst out laughing.

"What does Tao Tao know about Alice!"

"That's right, what does that Carol know about Alice!"

"No one understands Alice better than I do!"

"Don't quibble, Tao Tao, you go away and don't get involved in the adults' discussions. How can you understand the adults' profound thoughts?"

"Yes, yes, this is a dark fairy tale that mocks reality, Tao Tao, you can't understand."...

I don't know if the readers are playing tricks or really think so, anyway, Juntao's defense was ignored.

Jun Tao hugged his knees and curled up in His Majesty's tail hair, his cheeks puffed up even more with anger.

"Merco."

"Ok?"

"All works will be translated by you in the future, I don't care."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Jun Tao bit his lip angrily.

These hardcore readers!I can't live in harmony with them!A good reader is only worthy of having a cheap author like Brother Mo!

They are really a match made in love with each other!Why on earth can I not think about it and want to break them up?

His Majesty the Black Wolf raised his dog's hand and patted Jun Tao's head: "Don't worry, leave it to me."

Juntao's dog eyes: "Brother Mo, how can I help me get back the place?"

His Majesty the Black Wolf smiled: "Harry Potter, Sirius will die soon."

Juntao: "Wow."

His Majesty Black Wolf smiled: "Dumbledore is going to die too."

Juntao: "Wow."

His Majesty Black Wolf smiled: "Snape will die immediately, of course."

Juntao: "Ahem, cough, it's the turn of the decisive battle? Isn't it going to kill a bunch of people?"

His Majesty Black Wolf nodded: "Is that enough?"

Jun Tao shook his head vigorously: "Not enough, they already guessed that someone might die. And it's not very cruel. Brother Mo, keep up the good work! Do you want to re-translate something?"

His Majesty the Black Wolf thought for a while, and said: "That's fine. Don't they like dark reality and tragedies? How about Shakespeare's tragedies? Although he is most famous for the four major tragedies, the young couple in "Romeo and Juliet" are also very good. For tragedies, let’s release them together with the five major tragedies of “Hamlet”, “Othello” and “Macbeth”. Coincidentally, Beaststar built a new theater, and these five tragedies can be the highlight of their ribbon-cutting performance.”

Jun Tao cheered up.

Great!There are five of the Four Great Heavenly Kings and five of the Four Great Tragedy. Isn't this normal?

Shakespeare's tragedies have been passed down through the ages.Aren't you going to attack the dark reality?Then Shakespeare, let you criticize enough!

Jun Tao clenched his fists tightly: "I'll help you!"

His Majesty Heilang smiled and said: "Okay. Let those three big slackers come over and help us together. As soon as they got back to Beast Star, they were almost too lazy to die. Do you know that they overslept collectively in yesterday's meeting?"

Juntao was helpless: "How could they oversleep? Surely they don't want to go? What happened again? The old marshals want them to quickly take the position of marshal."

His Majesty Black Wolf nodded: "That's it. After they become marshals, they will be stationed in various military regions, and they can't stay in Yuanxing for a long time. It's the age for you Chinese people to come of age. Before you, they will never leave you."

Juntao smiled wryly: "How many times have I told you that my mentality is almost the same as that of an adult now, and I don't need... well, forget it, it's good for them to stay for a few more years. The environment in the military area must be very difficult, and I can't bear it. And Abao, Ami and Agu are not very old, there is no need to rush them to be marshals."

His Majesty Hei Lang also agreed: "Isn't that the case? Those old marshals haven't reached the retirement age yet. Everyone wants to play, how can I do it? They, the elders, shouldn't contribute more of their waste heat, and give more to the younger generation." Is it time to grow up? I have never seen such a busy person."

Abao, Ami, and Agu just came back from work, and the three couldn't stop nodding.

Right, right, according to common sense, shouldn't those in high positions hold on to their positions?This group of people is so strange that everyone wants to run away.

It's nothing more than running away, and they all said that after running away, they will come to Yuanxing to accompany Juntao instead of themselves, and they will never let Juntao be bullied by others.

Get out!Who needs you instead!You are the food cooked by Juntao and Juntao!

"Don't blame them. Although we have tested and the system has confirmed that the crops produced by Yuanxing and the meals you cook have no special effects, the soldiers who came to Yuanxing are indeed getting smoother and fuller every day. , the power level and physical level are rising gradually, it is normal for you to be targeted."

A Bao's yin and yang grotesquely beat the simple love and pampering of the elders and seniors for Jun Tao into bad intentions.

Tao Tao, they are only greedy for your ability, unlike us, we simply love you Tao Tao.

His Majesty the Black Wolf almost laughed out loud.

Why didn't he realize that Qi Xu actually had such a...ahem side.

How would you describe it in Earth dialect?Excellent tea art?

Juntao didn't hear the smell of tea in Abao's tea.

He trusts his fluffy family very much, and has been warned by his fluffy family since he was a child, so he is wary of outsiders.

"I know. I'll pay more attention."

Jun Tao assured, "I'm already very good now, and the system reminds me that I won't be fooled."

"Don't listen to their nonsense, those old people don't have many bad intentions, they just want to come to Yuanxing to retire."

His Majesty Heilang couldn't stand it anymore, "A Bao, calm down."

Ah Bao rolled his big eyes, his bear ears were torn into devilish horns.

Your Majesty, you are standing and talking without back pain.The old majesty and the queen dote on you and are willing to share the work for you. You can play as long as you want, and you can always grow up with Tao Tao.

Do you know how much pressure we have!

Agu and Ami nodded vigorously.This time, they stood by Ah Bao's side and condemned the hateful Majesty together.

His Majesty the Black Wolf raised his noble dog's head high.

That's right, I just stand and talk without back pain, I am Versailles, you bite me?

Then, Jun Tao watched speechlessly as His Majesty the Black Wolf was besieged by his three big cubs again.

"Give them some black sesame glutinous rice balls tonight, let's mend their hair."

Jun Tao sighed.

Although black sesame seeds can't make up for their bitten off hair, but the implication is there, just let it go.

……

His Majesty the Black Wolf was beaten up the first day, but he didn't continue to work overtime the next day.

How can writing a tragedy be called overtime?It's called decompression.

His Majesty the Black Wolf finished writing Shakespeare's tragedies very quickly, and even translated the poems.

He even wrote it again in "dialect" Spanish that is more in line with Shakespeare's language habits, making these tragedies more authentic.

If you want to abuse, you must abuse to a low level, and both music and scenery must be done.

By the way, Ami, first draw some illustrations for me to promote!

Ami is holding a pen in each of her two paws, and there is another pen circled around her tail.

I'm painting, I'm painting, what's the rush!

An important character in Harry Potter did not die and I was required to draw an illustration, and now Shakespeare’s tragedy requires me to draw an illustration. I am just a big tiger, and I don’t have eight feet!

His Majesty Hei Lang: "Use the ability! Is it difficult to use the ability to hold eight pens and use them all at once?"

Ami roared: "Drawing with supernatural powers is technology, not art! Don't tarnish my art!"

His Majesty Black Wolf: "I don't want your art, I just want your technology""

Ami was so angry that he fought His Majesty the Black Wolf.

After typing, he continued to draw with his pen, and delivered the manuscript on time.

Jun Tao couldn't stand it anymore: "Why doesn't Ami continue to resist?"

A Bao and A Gu looked at each other.

How to say this?Although Ami seems to be the most bad-tempered and irritable among them, is she actually the most honest and good-natured one?

This is called contrast cute.

"Don't stand there too! Agu, have you designed all the costumes and makeup props for Harry Potter and Shakespeare's five major tragedies? Bao, music is very important to the portrayal of tragedies, although Juntao gave you The music library used by Shakespeare and Harry Potter, don't you re-arrange it yourself?"

His Majesty the Black Wolf grabbed a wooden board in his paw and smashed it hard, "Hurry up and get busy!"

A Bao and A Mi sighed: "Got it."

Your Majesty really knows how to order people around.

Jun Tao asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

His Majesty Hei Lang said: "Roast another pork leg."

Jun Tao couldn't laugh or cry: "How many days have you been eating roasted pork legs and roasted trotters? Don't eat it, eat something light today. How about steamed fish today?"

His Majesty the Black Wolf bowed his head.

Jun Tao said: "Then... we eat freshwater fish sashimi? This is a delicacy that cannot be eaten on earth."

His Majesty the Black Wolf hesitated, but finally bowed his head.

I don't want to eat something so bland.

While the freshwater fish sashimi tastes delicious, don't think that will turn me off.I want to eat greasy, greasy, strong taste!

Jun Tao gritted his teeth and could only use his trump card: "Freshwater fish sashimi, steamed fish, clams boiled in wine, edamame boiled in salt water, rice with tea..."

His Majesty Heilang shook his head vigorously, shaking his ears out of shadows.

Don't do it, why are they all light dishes!

"Fried chicken nuggets, fried pork cutlets, fried prawns, fried vegetables..."

The shaking of His Majesty's head gradually decreased.

"Grilled steak, grilled lamb chops, grilled fish steak..."

His Majesty the Black Wolf stopped shaking his head.Hmph, these dishes sound a bit sincere.

"Mashed potato salad, colorful vegetable and avocado salad, creme brulee, seasonal fruit ice cream..."

His Majesty the Black Wolf nodded.That's fine, that's totally fine.

Jun Tao smiled and said: "There is no hot soup yet. Let's drink matsutake chicken soup today. The chicken used to make the soup will be made into cold chicken and chicken shredded cold noodles. It will be a supper for you when you work overtime at night."

His Majesty the Black Wolf grabbed the board and slapped the floor: "Pass!"

Jun Tao said, "What do you want to drink? Freshly brewed plum wine with ice?"

His Majesty Heilang grabbed the board and patted the floor again: "Agreed! Remember to start the live broadcast, I want to greedy them!"

who are they?Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room.

Especially the group of people who clamored every day that they wanted to retire and Yuan Xing would spend the rest of his retirement life.

Jun Tao moved the fur on His Majesty Hei Lang's head: "Okay. I'll make preparations. Don't stay up too late. There's no need to hurry."

His Majesty Black Wolf said: "I have a hunch that that guy is about to wake up. I want to give you more reputation. Although reputation is not very useful except for opening fields, but reputation is so difficult to raise, I believe the system will not let you Something so difficult to brush is useless."

Jun Tao was surprised: "How do you know that the pathogen of the heart-wrenching virus is about to wake up?"

His Majesty Hei Lang said: "Intuition."

Juntao moved His Majesty Heilang's ears, and said seriously: "I know, I will work hard. Although the hard-boiled readers are hateful, I will try my best to translate literary works and musical works together, and maximize the reputation value as much as possible." Raise the height. The artwork can only be helped by Ami and Agu.”

His Majesty Heilang grinned: "Art and music can be linked with literary works. Once the film and television animation game plan is launched, all these can be integrated. The game with the theme of the prehistoric is about to start a limited beta test. Do you want to Come and play?"

Jun Tao said: "Didn't you say that I'm not an adult, so it's better not to enter the holographic game? The holographic game of Beast Star can only be played by adults, afraid of affecting children's perception of reality?"

His Majesty Heilang said: "This game is invested by us, and you are also one of the investors and the creative team. Why can't you play your own game? Can you still confuse reality with virtuality? Minors can also play holographic games, just to Play a holographic game with a very different style of painting and reality. You are busy with school and have no time to play, so don't rely on me."

Jun Tao said: "It's up to you."

He actually misremembered.Brother Mo didn't mention taking him to play holographic games, so he defaulted that minors can't play.

Think about it carefully, minors can enter the virtual community, so playing holographic games is also possible, right?It's just that the painting style and time have to be limited.

hateful!I've only played holographic stand-alone!How much game time was missed!

His Majesty the Black Wolf rolled his eyes vigorously and despised Jun Tao.

Either Juntao is too stupid to even know this; or Juntao is too excited to play single player and never thought of playing online games.

Choose one of the two, anyway, it can't be the fault of my great Majesty Lop Wolf.

The two dumped each other for a while, but neither could convince the other, so they went to work angrily.

His Majesty the Black Wolf continued to translate literary works, and Jun Tao went to the kitchen to cook a big meal.

He casually grabbed a fluffy soldier passing by and beat him up.

The fluffy warrior's fur swelled with joy.

They passed by Juntao's door every day when they had nothing to do, wasn't it just to be caught by Juntao and beat him up?

As long as they are captured by Juntao, they will have delicious food cooked by Juntao himself, and they can also be presented with many good things by Juntao.

Even when the four chiefs were too busy to monitor them, they could still pester Jun Tao to comb and massage.

Heh heh heh heh, today's Ouhuang Koi is me!

"What shall we eat today?"

Fluffy Warrior's ears are almost flying with joy.

"There are so many delicious things, I can't finish them all in one breath."

Jun Tao smiled and touched the ears of the fluffy warrior.

Although he still has a certain degree of wariness towards strangers, he has been able to naturally pluck the fluffy ones he is already familiar with.

"I'll make some pudding and ice cream later, and you can take them home."

Juntao recalled that some time ago, his furries clamored for chocolates, and he made a lot of chocolates, but these guys refused to eat them again.

The purification forest of Yuanxing has expanded to the tropics, and coffee trees and cocoa trees have been planted on a large scale.Juntao handcrafted a warehouse of chocolates with cocoa beans, and they all piled up there.

Fluffy are not biological "fluffy" recipes are the same as ordinary people, even more "anti-drug", eating chocolate is completely fine.

"I also made a lot of chocolate, and you can move back later."

Juntao was very eccentric and used other plush to clear the inventory.