Cub Live Farming
Chapter 33 1 more
Today, Jun Tao got up early in the morning.
He woke up his snoozing black dog, and solemnly announced with his waist down: "The number of followers in my live broadcast has exceeded one million!"
His Majesty Heilang opened his eyes, tilted his head, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.
Jun Tao threw himself on His Majesty Hei Lang's head and blocked His Majesty Hei Lang's nose with both hands.
His Majesty Hei Lang: "Hm Chi Hm Chi, Ah Choo!"
"Brother Mo, the number of followers in my live broadcast room has exceeded one million! It has passed one million! It has passed one million!"
Jun Tao lifted His Majesty Hei Lang's big hanging ears and shouted into His Majesty Hei Lang's ears.
His Majesty Hei Lang's tail immediately stood straight, and the fur on his tail exploded into a mace unscientifically as if it had been electrified.
With his head lying on the ground, he raised his eyes to look at the suddenly naughty Jun Tao, with fierce eyes.
Jun Tao had already seen through His Majesty Hei Lang's nature of being strong outside but capable in the middle, so he patted His Majesty Hei Lang on the forehead very arrogantly, and said, "Get up quickly, and have a rice feast today!"
His Majesty the Black Wolf regained his energy after hearing the food.
He slowly got up from the ground, bowed his head and squatted Jun Tao's buttocks.
Jun Tao's ass was sitting on the baby panda lying on the ground pretending to be a bear, and the baby panda screamed "Wow, woof".
Jun Tao hurriedly stood up from the ground, hugged the panda baby, "Baby is good, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt" for a long time, and scooped up an extra fermented glutinous egg for the panda baby.
Seeing the cub eating eggs happily, His Majesty Hei Lang squinted his eyes, and was slapped by Jun Tao.
"If you dare to snatch A Bao's egg, I will... Ah! What are you doing, A Mi!"
Jun Tao hadn't finished speaking when he saw the little white tiger's paw hooking into the baby panda's bowl, endured the heat, and hooked the egg out of the baby panda's bowl, and grabbed it in one bite.
Hearing Jun Tao calling him, the little white tiger immediately raised his head, and to the cat's tongue, he swallowed the fermented glutinous egg that was a bit hot.
"mum?"
The little white fluffy ball raised its head, its eyes were round and round, like a little milk cat who didn't know much about the world.
Juntao: "...Ah Bao, don't be angry, I'll cook another egg for you."
The baby panda shook its head, then stood up slowly, then wobbled towards the little white tiger: "Wang!"
The little white tiger hopped left and right on tiptoe with his four tiger paws, his eyes narrowed into a line, as if he despised the baby panda's clumsiness.
At this time, the little owl who had been watching spread its wings, skipped over the little white tiger's bowl, and picked up the little glutinous rice balls that the little white tiger left in the bowl and hadn't finished eating.
He raised his head, swallowed, squinted and gurgled.
Little White Tiger: "Meow ow ow!"
He pounced on the little owl.
The little owl flew into the air and circled, cooing and cooing while circling, as if to say "the stinky cat without wings can't catch me slightly"
A good meal turned into a meeting of the three little ones grabbing food and fighting each other. As the head of the family, Jun Taotao tried to persuade them at a loss for a long time without any dignity at all.
His Majesty the Black Wolf couldn't help but glance at Jun Tao.If you use half of me to deal with these three pseudo cubs with brain problems, they won't be so naughty anymore.
But Juntao obviously doted on the cub very much, and he was soft on reprimands, and he couldn't bear it at all, let alone the threat of "I don't have anything to eat today, go drink the nutrient solution" like he did to His Majesty the black wolf.
The more His Majesty Heilang thought about it, the more he felt at a loss.Obviously he is the youngest.Had known he was pretending to be a cub too.
"Wang."
Seeing that the three cubs were getting more and more noisy, His Majesty the Black Wolf raised his head first, grabbed the little owl, then pressed the little white tiger with his left paw, and the baby panda with his right paw, and then held the three cubs together. Throw it in front of Jun Tao.
Jun Tao hurriedly said: "Take it easy!"
Only then did the three little ones restrained by His Majesty the black wolf overcome their instincts rationally, and buried their heads under their paws and wings in embarrassment, not daring to look at Jun Tao directly.
Jun Tao hurriedly hugged each of them to comfort him: "It's okay, I'll make another one. Next time you don't have enough to eat, just come to me, don't grab it."
His Majesty Heilang sighed, "Wow."
This is not the first time, this is not the way to take care of children, thank you for some punitive measures.
Jun Tao immediately said: "They are still young, it's normal that they can't control themselves, they will be sensible when they grow up."
His Majesty the Black Wolf choked on Jun Tao's upright double standards and had nothing to say.
He could only let the three cubs squat in front of him when Jun Tao went to the kitchen to prepare for the rice feast, reprimanding each of them behind Jun Tao's back.
Every time after he trained them, the three cubs could take care of them for three or four days, and then they would revert to their old ways, like real cubs with a memory of no more than three days.
Only then did His Majesty the Black Wolf clearly realize that his three stupid elder brothers not only turned into cubs physically, but their souls were also irreversibly turned into cubs.
He used to think that since the three of them had complete adult memories, they were just adults in cub skin.
Now?Oh, what a hassle.
After His Majesty Heilang finished training the cubs and took the cubs to clean up the mess, he sighed deeply.
Why did he have three children?Moreover, Wa's mother is still a doting, silly Taotao who only drags her back.
Wait, what a baby and what a mother!His Majesty the Black Wolf shook his head vigorously, throwing out the inappropriate metaphors in his mind.
"Wang."
You stay here obediently, don't fight!After His Majesty Heilang gave an order, he went into the kitchen to help Juntao with work.
Three cubs, you look at me, and I look at you.
We don't fight, and we're not real cubs.
Ami, why did you steal my eggs!
Because Bao, you ate my rice cake yesterday!
Agu, shut up, aren't you arrogant because you can fly!
The three cubs stare at each other, their claws and wings are about to move.
In the kitchen, Jun Tao chatted with the system while working: [Tongzi, it seems that the babies are getting more and more difficult to control their behavior, they were not like this before. 】
Juntao remembered that before Heigouzi joined the family, his three cubs were very precocious and took good care of him who was still sick.
[They were seriously injured and now in a relatively safe environment, the body's self-protection mechanism makes their brains tend to be truly cubized, so as to reduce energy consumption and increase recovery speed. 】
Jun Tao's mind was knotted: 【Difficult to understand.That is, now that they are getting naughtier, is that a good thing? 】
【Yes. 】
Jun Tao breathed a sigh of relief: [That's good.Tongzi, you just tell me the conclusion is not enough, anyway, I can't understand you after saying so much. 】
【…】
Although Juntao didn't hear what the system said, he intuitively felt that the system threw him a string of ellipses.
Jun Tao also realized that what he said was really worthless, so he hurriedly explained: [Actually, my brain is still very good when I am an adult.Isn't my IQ limited by hardware now?You see, my current IQ is about the same as a golden retriever. How smart can you expect Brother Mo to be? 】
The system was silent for a long while before slowly saying: 【Your Brother Mo is a hundred times smarter than you. 】
Jun Tao said without hesitation: [A hundred times smarter than me, that is, a hundred golden retrievers, there is no difference in essence. 】
System: [... Heh. 】
Jun Tao was ridiculed by the system.
But Juntao is used to it.
He was about to say something more when he was interrupted by His Majesty Hei Lang's dog's paw: "Wow?"
Are you talking bad about me?
Jun Tao was startled, he turned around and looked at His Majesty Hei Lang who was elusive and didn't even make a sound, and said, "Brother Mo, are you a ghost? Why is there no sound when you walk?"
His Majesty the Black Wolf raised his paw, revealing his black paw pad.
Are you blind?How fat do I have to be to be able to walk with such thick pads on my paws?
Reflexively, Juntao stretched out his hand and pinched His Majesty Heilang's paw pads, and changed the subject: "I just asked the system, and the system said that the cubs are getting skinnier because they feel that the surrounding environment is safe now, so they gave up. Thinking, saving energy and recovering from injuries... Maybe this is what it means? I don’t understand it very well. In short, they didn’t do it on purpose, so don’t be too harsh.”
His Majesty the Black Wolf was speechless.I didn't criticize you, it's just your double standard.
However, Jun Tao's system really has two brushes, and it seems to know a lot.
His little brother just analyzed that the three silly big brothers were trapped in the cub's shell for too long, and their spirits were involuntarily assimilated by the cub's shell, but they didn't consider that they would use the way of giving up thinking to save energy and strengthen self-healing power possible.
Perhaps after calculations by his little brother, he doesn't think the three silly brothers think Yuan Xing is a safe place, so don't worry and give up thinking.
"Since you're here, help me grind the rice."
Although both the Three Little Ones and His Majesty the Black Wolf have supernatural powers, Jun Tao always feels guilty of being a child laborer when he uses the Three Little Ones, and he has no burden at all to use His Majesty the Black Wolf.
"Wang."
His Majesty Heilang grinds the rice obediently, and by the way, a ray of spiritual power floats into the living room, to supervise the three little ones not to fight.
The number of followers in Juntao's live broadcast room is almost equal to the number of his daily viewers.
When the number of followers in his live broadcast exceeded one million, the number of people who watched the live broadcast today exceeded one million.
The system specially "decorated" the live broadcast room for Juntao for free, adding VIP rooms and guest rooms, and the holographic synesthesia was also re-launched.
The VIP room is where Juntao and the audience chat directly, and the guest room is reserved for Juntao to interact with the audience.
After several months in the live broadcast room, the first phase of the task was finally completed. The old viewers were as happy as if they had become a million anchors.
The old emperor and empress were very excited.They finally had the chance to speak directly to their son.
And Baihu's father, Dajuhu, wailed again after hearing the news.
Why can't he erase the black history in his credit record after making so many contributions!It's not fair!Don't judge a person's life by the black history of the past!I just want to enter a live broadcast room, is it that difficult!Give the family a special treatment!
The old majesty comforted: "When I get in touch with my son, I will tell him, don't cry, don't cry."
Why is his old man so fond of crying and acting like a baby?Are you not a big tiger?How did it really become a domestic big orange cat?
In the live broadcast room, Jun Tao looked at the newly renovated live broadcast room, raised his arms and cheered.
"Today, taking advantage of the official opening of holographic synergy, let's eat something good."
"All the delicacies on the table today are cooked with rice as the main ingredient, which can be called a carb explosion!"
"By the way, I heard from Brother Mo that Beast Star has a very complete nutrition monitoring mechanism and very convenient nutritious meals. Since you can have a daily physical examination at home, can't you eat whatever you want, and then according to the results of the physical examination Increase nutritional supplements, or adjust diet to increase exercise?"
"Wow, that's so cool. You must be having a great time eating every day, right?"
Jun Tao asked innocently.
Audiences:"……"
He woke up his snoozing black dog, and solemnly announced with his waist down: "The number of followers in my live broadcast has exceeded one million!"
His Majesty Heilang opened his eyes, tilted his head, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.
Jun Tao threw himself on His Majesty Hei Lang's head and blocked His Majesty Hei Lang's nose with both hands.
His Majesty Hei Lang: "Hm Chi Hm Chi, Ah Choo!"
"Brother Mo, the number of followers in my live broadcast room has exceeded one million! It has passed one million! It has passed one million!"
Jun Tao lifted His Majesty Hei Lang's big hanging ears and shouted into His Majesty Hei Lang's ears.
His Majesty Hei Lang's tail immediately stood straight, and the fur on his tail exploded into a mace unscientifically as if it had been electrified.
With his head lying on the ground, he raised his eyes to look at the suddenly naughty Jun Tao, with fierce eyes.
Jun Tao had already seen through His Majesty Hei Lang's nature of being strong outside but capable in the middle, so he patted His Majesty Hei Lang on the forehead very arrogantly, and said, "Get up quickly, and have a rice feast today!"
His Majesty the Black Wolf regained his energy after hearing the food.
He slowly got up from the ground, bowed his head and squatted Jun Tao's buttocks.
Jun Tao's ass was sitting on the baby panda lying on the ground pretending to be a bear, and the baby panda screamed "Wow, woof".
Jun Tao hurriedly stood up from the ground, hugged the panda baby, "Baby is good, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt" for a long time, and scooped up an extra fermented glutinous egg for the panda baby.
Seeing the cub eating eggs happily, His Majesty Hei Lang squinted his eyes, and was slapped by Jun Tao.
"If you dare to snatch A Bao's egg, I will... Ah! What are you doing, A Mi!"
Jun Tao hadn't finished speaking when he saw the little white tiger's paw hooking into the baby panda's bowl, endured the heat, and hooked the egg out of the baby panda's bowl, and grabbed it in one bite.
Hearing Jun Tao calling him, the little white tiger immediately raised his head, and to the cat's tongue, he swallowed the fermented glutinous egg that was a bit hot.
"mum?"
The little white fluffy ball raised its head, its eyes were round and round, like a little milk cat who didn't know much about the world.
Juntao: "...Ah Bao, don't be angry, I'll cook another egg for you."
The baby panda shook its head, then stood up slowly, then wobbled towards the little white tiger: "Wang!"
The little white tiger hopped left and right on tiptoe with his four tiger paws, his eyes narrowed into a line, as if he despised the baby panda's clumsiness.
At this time, the little owl who had been watching spread its wings, skipped over the little white tiger's bowl, and picked up the little glutinous rice balls that the little white tiger left in the bowl and hadn't finished eating.
He raised his head, swallowed, squinted and gurgled.
Little White Tiger: "Meow ow ow!"
He pounced on the little owl.
The little owl flew into the air and circled, cooing and cooing while circling, as if to say "the stinky cat without wings can't catch me slightly"
A good meal turned into a meeting of the three little ones grabbing food and fighting each other. As the head of the family, Jun Taotao tried to persuade them at a loss for a long time without any dignity at all.
His Majesty the Black Wolf couldn't help but glance at Jun Tao.If you use half of me to deal with these three pseudo cubs with brain problems, they won't be so naughty anymore.
But Juntao obviously doted on the cub very much, and he was soft on reprimands, and he couldn't bear it at all, let alone the threat of "I don't have anything to eat today, go drink the nutrient solution" like he did to His Majesty the black wolf.
The more His Majesty Heilang thought about it, the more he felt at a loss.Obviously he is the youngest.Had known he was pretending to be a cub too.
"Wang."
Seeing that the three cubs were getting more and more noisy, His Majesty the Black Wolf raised his head first, grabbed the little owl, then pressed the little white tiger with his left paw, and the baby panda with his right paw, and then held the three cubs together. Throw it in front of Jun Tao.
Jun Tao hurriedly said: "Take it easy!"
Only then did the three little ones restrained by His Majesty the black wolf overcome their instincts rationally, and buried their heads under their paws and wings in embarrassment, not daring to look at Jun Tao directly.
Jun Tao hurriedly hugged each of them to comfort him: "It's okay, I'll make another one. Next time you don't have enough to eat, just come to me, don't grab it."
His Majesty Heilang sighed, "Wow."
This is not the first time, this is not the way to take care of children, thank you for some punitive measures.
Jun Tao immediately said: "They are still young, it's normal that they can't control themselves, they will be sensible when they grow up."
His Majesty the Black Wolf choked on Jun Tao's upright double standards and had nothing to say.
He could only let the three cubs squat in front of him when Jun Tao went to the kitchen to prepare for the rice feast, reprimanding each of them behind Jun Tao's back.
Every time after he trained them, the three cubs could take care of them for three or four days, and then they would revert to their old ways, like real cubs with a memory of no more than three days.
Only then did His Majesty the Black Wolf clearly realize that his three stupid elder brothers not only turned into cubs physically, but their souls were also irreversibly turned into cubs.
He used to think that since the three of them had complete adult memories, they were just adults in cub skin.
Now?Oh, what a hassle.
After His Majesty Heilang finished training the cubs and took the cubs to clean up the mess, he sighed deeply.
Why did he have three children?Moreover, Wa's mother is still a doting, silly Taotao who only drags her back.
Wait, what a baby and what a mother!His Majesty the Black Wolf shook his head vigorously, throwing out the inappropriate metaphors in his mind.
"Wang."
You stay here obediently, don't fight!After His Majesty Heilang gave an order, he went into the kitchen to help Juntao with work.
Three cubs, you look at me, and I look at you.
We don't fight, and we're not real cubs.
Ami, why did you steal my eggs!
Because Bao, you ate my rice cake yesterday!
Agu, shut up, aren't you arrogant because you can fly!
The three cubs stare at each other, their claws and wings are about to move.
In the kitchen, Jun Tao chatted with the system while working: [Tongzi, it seems that the babies are getting more and more difficult to control their behavior, they were not like this before. 】
Juntao remembered that before Heigouzi joined the family, his three cubs were very precocious and took good care of him who was still sick.
[They were seriously injured and now in a relatively safe environment, the body's self-protection mechanism makes their brains tend to be truly cubized, so as to reduce energy consumption and increase recovery speed. 】
Jun Tao's mind was knotted: 【Difficult to understand.That is, now that they are getting naughtier, is that a good thing? 】
【Yes. 】
Jun Tao breathed a sigh of relief: [That's good.Tongzi, you just tell me the conclusion is not enough, anyway, I can't understand you after saying so much. 】
【…】
Although Juntao didn't hear what the system said, he intuitively felt that the system threw him a string of ellipses.
Jun Tao also realized that what he said was really worthless, so he hurriedly explained: [Actually, my brain is still very good when I am an adult.Isn't my IQ limited by hardware now?You see, my current IQ is about the same as a golden retriever. How smart can you expect Brother Mo to be? 】
The system was silent for a long while before slowly saying: 【Your Brother Mo is a hundred times smarter than you. 】
Jun Tao said without hesitation: [A hundred times smarter than me, that is, a hundred golden retrievers, there is no difference in essence. 】
System: [... Heh. 】
Jun Tao was ridiculed by the system.
But Juntao is used to it.
He was about to say something more when he was interrupted by His Majesty Hei Lang's dog's paw: "Wow?"
Are you talking bad about me?
Jun Tao was startled, he turned around and looked at His Majesty Hei Lang who was elusive and didn't even make a sound, and said, "Brother Mo, are you a ghost? Why is there no sound when you walk?"
His Majesty the Black Wolf raised his paw, revealing his black paw pad.
Are you blind?How fat do I have to be to be able to walk with such thick pads on my paws?
Reflexively, Juntao stretched out his hand and pinched His Majesty Heilang's paw pads, and changed the subject: "I just asked the system, and the system said that the cubs are getting skinnier because they feel that the surrounding environment is safe now, so they gave up. Thinking, saving energy and recovering from injuries... Maybe this is what it means? I don’t understand it very well. In short, they didn’t do it on purpose, so don’t be too harsh.”
His Majesty the Black Wolf was speechless.I didn't criticize you, it's just your double standard.
However, Jun Tao's system really has two brushes, and it seems to know a lot.
His little brother just analyzed that the three silly big brothers were trapped in the cub's shell for too long, and their spirits were involuntarily assimilated by the cub's shell, but they didn't consider that they would use the way of giving up thinking to save energy and strengthen self-healing power possible.
Perhaps after calculations by his little brother, he doesn't think the three silly brothers think Yuan Xing is a safe place, so don't worry and give up thinking.
"Since you're here, help me grind the rice."
Although both the Three Little Ones and His Majesty the Black Wolf have supernatural powers, Jun Tao always feels guilty of being a child laborer when he uses the Three Little Ones, and he has no burden at all to use His Majesty the Black Wolf.
"Wang."
His Majesty Heilang grinds the rice obediently, and by the way, a ray of spiritual power floats into the living room, to supervise the three little ones not to fight.
The number of followers in Juntao's live broadcast room is almost equal to the number of his daily viewers.
When the number of followers in his live broadcast exceeded one million, the number of people who watched the live broadcast today exceeded one million.
The system specially "decorated" the live broadcast room for Juntao for free, adding VIP rooms and guest rooms, and the holographic synesthesia was also re-launched.
The VIP room is where Juntao and the audience chat directly, and the guest room is reserved for Juntao to interact with the audience.
After several months in the live broadcast room, the first phase of the task was finally completed. The old viewers were as happy as if they had become a million anchors.
The old emperor and empress were very excited.They finally had the chance to speak directly to their son.
And Baihu's father, Dajuhu, wailed again after hearing the news.
Why can't he erase the black history in his credit record after making so many contributions!It's not fair!Don't judge a person's life by the black history of the past!I just want to enter a live broadcast room, is it that difficult!Give the family a special treatment!
The old majesty comforted: "When I get in touch with my son, I will tell him, don't cry, don't cry."
Why is his old man so fond of crying and acting like a baby?Are you not a big tiger?How did it really become a domestic big orange cat?
In the live broadcast room, Jun Tao looked at the newly renovated live broadcast room, raised his arms and cheered.
"Today, taking advantage of the official opening of holographic synergy, let's eat something good."
"All the delicacies on the table today are cooked with rice as the main ingredient, which can be called a carb explosion!"
"By the way, I heard from Brother Mo that Beast Star has a very complete nutrition monitoring mechanism and very convenient nutritious meals. Since you can have a daily physical examination at home, can't you eat whatever you want, and then according to the results of the physical examination Increase nutritional supplements, or adjust diet to increase exercise?"
"Wow, that's so cool. You must be having a great time eating every day, right?"
Jun Tao asked innocently.
Audiences:"……"
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