Cub Live Farming

Chapter 53 2 more in 1

Juntao's food crit lasted until autumn.

He pinched His Majesty Hei Lang's stomach, with a deep expression: "Brother Mo, you have to get up and go."

His Majesty the Black Wolf flipped off the bed swiftly, raised his paw and took two steps.

The fur on his stomach trembled like a wave, and it looked good to the touch.

Juntao touched it with his hands again, yes, the fat is soft, the fur is slippery, and it feels really good to the touch.

His expression became more painful.

The trembling thing on Brother Mo's stomach is not long hair at all, it's fat, it's fat!

Jun Tao was filled with guilt.

He still remembered the handsome appearance of Brother Mo in the system space.

Even through the white shirt, he could see the outline of Mo Ge's abdominal muscles.

What now!Now Brother Mo's abdominal muscles are actually wrapped in fat!

This unscientific!Isn't the animal shape similar to the existence of a shape?Why can animal shape gain weight?If the animal form is also a living thing, how did the human form become the animal form!Too strange!

The alien Jun Taotao fell into confusion.

After hearing Jun Tao's doubts, His Majesty the Black Wolf suddenly discovered a major problem.

Although Jun Tao may have gone to school on Earth, but on Beast Planet, Jun Tao is still illiterate.Not to mention knowledge, he doesn't even understand common sense.

His Majesty Heilang squatted on the ground, his stomach was too big, and his feet couldn't get together: [I ignored this before.I asked my parents to send me electronic lessons.When you are old enough to go to elementary school, you must hurry up to make up lessons. 】

Jun Tao held his head in doubt.

Aren't we talking about you gaining weight?Why did it suddenly ask me to take online classes!

His Majesty Heilang was too tired from squatting, so he lay down on the spot and snorted comfortably: [Don't worry about this little flesh, I can get out of bed and move around, and it will disappear soon.So don't skip my food. 】

"Then you can't eat and drink nonsense."

Jun Tao said.

He was a little guilty.

People who have passed through the last days tend to overlook the matter of "overnutrition".

His Majesty Hei Lang is recuperating in bed, Jun Tao always wants to find a way to feed him delicious food.

Jun Tao is not a nutritionist, let alone a beast star nutritionist, so he doesn't know what His Majesty Heilang should eat to heal his wounds.Therefore, His Majesty Heilang can still drink the nutrient solution every day, and other delicacies are added.

Jun Tao thought naively, his brother Mo was a former emperor, and also the number one supernatural being in the beast star, so he must be very concerned about his physical condition.

Unexpectedly, His Majesty the Black Wolf has nothing to worry about except when it comes to food.

Knowing that he was overnourished and had been gaining weight, if Jun Tao hadn't routinely slept in His Majesty's fur one day and kicked the fat layer on His Majesty's stomach, His Majesty Heilang would have planned to hide it.

Wait, brother Mo is hiding it from me, other people shouldn't...

Jun Tao immediately rolled up his sleeves and went to catch the three cubs who were watching His Majesty the black wolf's joke: "Don't run away! Whoever runs away has no food today!"

The movement of the three cubs to escape froze.

Jun Tao picked up the largest panda cub first.

Good weight!Did not hold up!

Jun Tao moved the cub's belly, and a ball of fat that felt great to the touch dangled around under his hand.

Panda cubs look innocent.

I'm a panda. Pandas are already fat. Don't you think the chubby little giant panda is very cute?

Jun Tao growled in his heart.

cute!Of course it's cute!But looking at Brother Mo's unhealthy fat layer, I realized that you may have become unhealthy too!

Jun Tao picked up the little white tiger again.

Well, round and soft, when lying on the ground, the stomach can be spread into a piece of cake...

Ami, I'm sorry dad, dad turned the white tiger baby into an orange cat!

Why didn't he realize that his Ami had turned into an orange cat?This is not a white cat at all but a white pig!

Jun Tao stretched out his hand to the little owl again.

The little owl took a step back.

"What are you hiding from? The more you hide, the more guilty you appear."

Jun Tao sighed, ignoring the little owl's dodge, picked up the little owl and kneaded it, "Agu, can you still fly?"

The little owl squinted.

Don't underestimate me, I don't rely on wings to fly, I rely on abilities, so it doesn't matter how fat you are.

Jun Tao put down the little owl, and sat down on the ground, leaning against the chubby black wolf in a daze.

His fluffy little ones were getting fatter under his nose, but he didn't notice it at all.

Well, he still noticed it.He found that his plush was getting cuter and cuter.

Can it be cute?The chubby plush is of course cute!It's not human!

But obesity is not healthy!

He was wrong, he shouldn't believe in the concentration of his furries, he shouldn't think that they will self-regulate.

In the face of delicious food, who can self-regulate?Of course, eat enough first!

[You still say us, look at your own stomach. 】His Majesty Black Wolf complained.

Jun Tao lowered his head and looked at his stomach, which was folded into two layers after sitting down.

Uh……

He stroked his chin again.

Woo, so much meat.

God, did I become fat too!

There is no mirror at home, and he never noticed it!

[You were originally a little fat man, but now you have become a little fat man. 】His Majesty Black Wolf suppressed a smile, 【Okay, okay, don't be depressed, let's lose weight together. 】

Jun Tao pursed his lips: "Have you already planned to gain weight first and then lose weight?"

His Majesty Hei Lang said: [Of course, when you can eat, of course you have to eat enough.It's not that I'm bedridden, are you willing to take out so many precious ingredients? 】

The three cubs nodded vigorously.

Jun Tao faltered and said: "I seem to be stingy when I say it. If you want to eat, tell me, I will definitely buy it."

[Without a valid reason, how can we let you live extravagantly every day? 】His Majesty the black wolf circled Jun Tao with his tail, 【Are we so ignorant? 】

Jun Tao was very moved.

His Majesty Heilang: [So of course, you can eat as much as you can if you catch a reasonable luxury. 】

Jun Tao was not moved.

Brother Mo, as expected of you!

The cubs nodded.Your Majesty is right this time!

Jun Tao was even less moved.Why did the cubs learn badly too?

"From today, we only drink nutrient solution, lose weight! Lose weight!"

Jun Tao clenched his small fists.

I want to let you know that I am enjoying the routine for a while, weight loss crematorium.

I'm going to burn myself too!I die with you!

His Majesty the Black Wolf shook his head vigorously, and the cubs also shook their heads vigorously.

No, no, we can increase the amount of exercise, but we must not stop eating delicious food!

One big and three small fluffy looked at Jun Tao with pitiful eyes like stray animals in the rain, Jun Tao immediately softened his heart.

"Then... Brother Mo, tell your uncles and aunts to adjust the composition of the nutrient solution, reduce energy, increase protein and dietary fiber? It is the special nutrient solution for weight loss, is it okay?"

Jun Tao asked.

His Majesty the Black Wolf nodded.

No problem at all.It's even okay to remove all the nutrients in the nutrient solution and only keep the anti-virus drug ingredients.

"You can't eliminate them all. You are recuperating and you must increase your nutrition, but I don't know what nutrition to give you."

Jun Tao rubbed his chubby face, "I really should study. When I grow up, I will apply for nutrition exam, so that I can cook nutritious and delicious food for you."

His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three cubs continued to nod.Okay, no problem. We will write you a letter of recommendation and donate a few buildings for you. No matter how stupid you are, you can enter the nutrition major.

"We can't eat high-calorie food, let's continue to eat vegetables. Didn't you eat vegetables happily before?"

Jun Tao tried every means to comfort them.

His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three cubs looked disgusted.

After eating meat, who wants to eat grass?

Don't eat.

Jun Tao held his head, feeling that his head had doubled in size.

It's his fault, it's all his fault.It's hard to go from extravagance to frugality. How can the fluffy ones who are used to eating big fish and meat eat meager vegetarian dishes?

Even if you want to eat vegetarian dishes, you have to use more than a dozen chickens to match.

"I will work hard to make a diet meal that you can eat as a snack."

Jun Tao held his head and said in distress.

He felt like he had turned into a Kodak with a sore head.

His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three cubs nodded vigorously.

Although it doesn't matter if they don't eat, they are really happy to see Jun Tao worrying about them.

The three cubs turned to look at His Majesty the Black Wolf.

They must have learned badly from His Majesty.

His Majesty Heilang raised his hind legs, stepped over his trembling stomach, and scratched his chin with difficulty.

What's wrong with dogs?The dog just wants to be pampered by Fat Tao Tao.

The fact that Juntao and the four plushs gained weight together was naturally discovered by the audience.

Jun Tao said with a bitter face, although the food is good, one should not be greedy.

The audience burst out laughing and finally elated.

Although we can't eat good food, we are healthy.Look at our figures, unless sick, there is almost no obesity.

This is the benefit of nutrient solution!

"When I am admitted to university, I will definitely research nutritious and delicious food!"

Jun Tao said angrily.

The audience counted.

How many years will it be before Tao Tao goes to college?Waiting for Tao Tao to develop delicious food for them, it is better for us to work hard ourselves.

I heard that the university will now establish a new discipline called "Food Development Major" to specialize in the study of delicious nutrient solutions and nutritional meals.

You have to work hard!We can't wait for Tao Tao to help us with the research on Beast Star!

"We must work hard on QAQ, and the first batch of students majoring in food development are reporting here."

"Classmates shake hands, we work hard together."

The freshmen recognized their relatives in the chat room one after another, and the audience congratulated them one after another.

The hope that they can eat delicious food without becoming as fat as His Majesty the Dog rests on you!

Having said that, His Majesty the Dog is really fat.

When His Majesty the Dog flew into the air to do farm work, it was like an inflated dog skin balloon flying in the sky.

Also... quite cute?

The queen almost twisted the old His Majesty's arm blue: "Our child is so cute!"

The old majesty held his arm, endured the pain and forced a smile and said, "If he is still a cub, he is really cute."

The chubby little milk dog... The little milk wolf is of course cute, just like the three chubby cubs and the bulging Jun Taotao, so cute that people want to take them home and raise them.

Let's forget about the big dogs who have grown up.Dear, why is your son filter online again?

The audience had the same idea as His Majesty.Forget it, Your Majesty the dog, the commanders of the three cubs, and the alien baby Juntao have gained weight, it doesn't matter, and their appearance has also increased.

The chubby little giant panda is so cute!

Look at the round head, round ears, round body, and round limbs, and the way it shakes its head when walking, it is a natural cute creature.

No wonder the Xiong family regards the baby giant panda as the treasure of the clan.

If my family wants to have such a cute baby, I will treat him as a baby too!

Baby pandas have short legs, and they get even shorter when they get fat.As he ran, his limbs became uncoordinated, and he rolled headfirst off the ridge, drowning in corn leaves.

The baby panda was barking in anger, like a puppy.

He gave up his normal way of walking and bunny hopped instead, bouncing out of the cornfield.

The audience was so cute that their seven orifices were bleeding.

Bunny hop... Baby Panda's bunny hop... just a different race, why is it so cute?

Mom, I want to steal a panda!

Mom said, what a coincidence, I think so too.

The audience is frantically connecting together in the chat room, forming a group to steal pandas!Raise one person for a day!Such a cute baby panda, no matter how fat I am, I can carry it and run away!

"Really? Really? Is this kind of panda you want? (Bloodthirsty panda jpg)"

"And this kind. (Panda covered in blood jpg)"

"Those who want to raise pandas, we welcome you from the Bear Legion, Rua! (The panda holding two energy swords is looking at you jpg)"

Audiences:……

Audience: No, no, thank you, we only want the cute and sweet panda cub in the live broadcast room, and the leader of the panda army can forget it.

The head of the Panda Army doesn't dare to steal anymore, so let's go and steal the little white tiger!

No matter what kind of cat it is, it has to gain weight to look good.

The cheeks of the little tiger were as round as a disc.

When he kept the high-spirited expression that worked before, with his tail up and his paws raised, walking around to inspect "his own territory", his belly that was approaching the ground made him feel like a bird. Fat tiger doll.

Give me a hundred fat tiger dolls like this!

I will pinch his belly, his claws, his tail, his ears and his head every day!

"Do you want this big tiger that slaps you to death, or this big tiger that bites you to death?"

"Come to our big cat army, as long as the cat is cute, you can masturbate, even if it is a muscular brother expensive cat (bright muscle)"

"Little cuties, come and join our big cat army, we are waiting for you to lick the cats. (The muscular brothers and expensive cats in briefs collectively brighten their muscles jpg)"

Audiences:……

Audience: I can't, I'm not cute, obviously they are cute big cats, but they look like they are wearing briefs with muscles, why does it make people feel a little nauseous?

When they think of the cute little white tiger, who will become a member of the muscular big cats in the future, they no longer have the desire to pet cats.

Big cats should have fluffy and soft fat, so they are cute when they are rolled up!

What a wonderful thing is the big cat muscle army!Get out!

"Since you don't need the Panda Legion and the Big Cat Legion, then come to our cute flying legion. We are beautiful and sassy, ​​and we are the first choice for everyone looking for a partner. Our chubby owl legion leader is also very cute, right!"

The audience looked at the chubby little owl in the live broadcast room, running around in the field with two paws, trying to exercise muscles and lose weight as much as possible.

Yes, indeed, there are billions of cuteness.

We can do it again!

"Want to steal our legion leader? No problem, answer this question first. Our legion leader only likes people with high IQs (except Juntao)"

The audience just wanted to say that they hate Xueba, but they all laughed out loud when they saw the comment below.

Except for Juntao, how can you judge that Juntao is a stupid baby?Isn't Jun Tao acting very smart now?

"Are you sure? Isn't Jun Taotao always acting not very smart?"

Juntao held his head, and Koda duck tilted his head.

Am I not smart?Where am I not smart?

His Majesty the Black Wolf looked at the intelligence test paper made by Juntao, with a horrible expression on his dog's face.

He looked at Jun Tao carefully: [Tao Tao, you... Is your IQ really okay? 】

Juntao held his head and continued to tilt his head.

The system finally couldn't take it anymore, and reminded His Majesty Heilang: [The common sense and knowledge he has learned are all based on the civilization of the earth. If you use the intelligence test paper of the beast star, of course he is mentally retarded! 】

Although I often call Jun Tao an idiot, he is not really an idiot!The system growled inwardly.

His Majesty the Black Wolf tapped his head with his paw: [Yes, I forgot about it. 】

Jun Tao breathed a sigh of relief, and put down the arms holding his head.

His Majesty Hei Lang continued: [But it also shows that Jun Tao is indeed a real idiot in Beast Star. 】

Juntao: "...Brother Mo, did you do it on purpose?"

His Majesty Heilang put away the electronic test paper: [What is intentional or not.Only by measuring your IQ on Beast Star can I arrange courses for you.Now, start learning from the enlightenment education of the kindergarten class. 】

The three little ones whose IQ was temporarily on the line shook their heads vigorously.

No, no, no, our children in the kindergarten class know more common sense than Tao Tao.Beast star baby started early and learned a lot at home.We should start teaching from infant behavior training.

Juntao: "...Not really. My behavioral cognition is at the level of normal people, and my learning ability is very strong. It is no problem to learn from words and arithmetic. Kindergarten... Kindergarten must be no problem!"

His Majesty Hei Lang nodded: [Okay, let's do a set of kindergarten entrance examination questions first. 】

Jun Tao was so angry that he wanted to throw His Majesty Heilang off!

What's the matter with you beast stars!Is education so introverted?Even kindergartens have entrance exams!

After that, Juntao successfully failed the kindergarten entrance examination, so he could only start learning from the preschool enlightenment of infants and young children.

The setbacks he suffered in his studies, Juntao could only recover from farming.

After the fields were cleared, the system task rewarded Juntao with chickens, ducks, sheep, pigs and cattle, and Juntao was finally able to raise meat for himself.

But because His Majesty the Black Wolf had exhausted himself, it was impossible to do so much work with only Juntao and the three cubs.

So Juntao only accepted chickens and ducks, and waited for His Majesty the Black Wolf to get up before accepting other livestock.

Now, he finally received all the rewards.The beautiful livestock pens have replaced the original gorgeous wild plant forests, and the fields are in harmony with each other.

Just a bit smelly.

His Majesty the Black Wolf covered his nose vigorously, and used his abilities to shovel dung and brush the fur of the livestock.

He was very unbalanced, so he asked Jun Tao to turn on the holographic empathy.

Then the viewers who have been experiencing the beautiful rural scenery in the holographic live broadcast room were hit by the real rural "breath" for the first time.

What a smell!It stinks!

His Majesty the Black Wolf laughed loudly, accidentally inhaled a few breaths of stench, and almost spat it out.

The strong nausea made the audience almost throw up.

Your majesty, you are too much!If other anchors do such things, they will be banned and warned!

You were picked off by Jun Taotao just because of the report button in this live broadcast room, didn't you!

"Primitive farming and raising livestock is such a trouble. If it is modern animal husbandry, it should be much better."

Juntao remembered the factory farm he visited in his previous life... Cough, it still stinks.

Raising livestock, eating and drinking Lazard, can it not stink?

"Food is hard to come by, so we must not waste it."

Jun Tao changed the subject, "By the way, you can transform into animal shapes. If you eat animals that are the same as your prototype, will you not be able to adapt?"

The audience shook their heads.

Jun Taotao, you have some common sense, okay?We are just avatars, not real animals.Just like the animals formed from the essence of heaven and earth in your "Journey to the West", we are not of the same race as real animals at all!

Also, how come you think we look the same?We are completely different!You look carefully!

Jun Tao looked at it carefully, but still couldn't tell the difference.

He realized that it was the same as he couldn't tell the appearance of a foreigner.

Isn't it normal to be unable to distinguish the appearance of aliens?

The audience looked at Jun Tao with the eyes of a silly baby.

The host of the alien baby can't even recognize the real animal and the transformed animal star, how can he live in the animal star?Even children who haven't gone to kindergarten are smarter than Tao Tao.

Juntao: "..."

I'm still in preschool, I'm sorry that I'm not as smart as your children in Beast Star Kindergarten.

Jun Tao shut himself up.

After he was autistic, he didn't want to cook.

As a result, they lived a life of asceticism, drinking nutrient solution every day.

There is too much oil and water in the stomach, drink nutrient solution to scrape the oil.

Even if he wants to eat a delicious weight-loss meal occasionally, Juntao has to shout "Holographic resonance is off" before eating.

Jun Tao got angry at being ridiculed.

The audience all knelt down to Jun Tao.

We were wrong!Tao Tao is not angry!Tao Tao is the smartest baby!Please open the holographic empathy, please give us a bite!

Juntao refused.

Not only did Jun Tao not give it, but Jun Tao continued to take revenge on the society.

He took the two books printed from his mind by the system and found His Majesty the Black Wolf.

"Brother Mo, you have already written "Journey to the West" and you should make persistent efforts to write some fans related to "Journey to the West" to deepen everyone's impression of "Journey to the West."

Jun Tao's expression was extremely serious.

His Majesty the Black Wolf folded his paws, and his eyes were deep: 【Show me. 】

Jun Tao sneered and slapped the two books into His Majesty Heilang's brain.

The first book, "The Legend of Wukong"

The second book, "Life Grows and Hates Water Changdong"

Come on, hurt each other!You laugh at me as an illiterate baby, I will let you cry all your tears dry!

On this day, I want to let you know the beauty of depressing literature!Let you think of "Journey to the West" in the future and think it is a tragedy; let you cry when you see Yang Jian!

Don't worry, people won't be sad to death.Sadism is healthier, let us enter the world of sadism together, and let the tears flow upstream!

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