Cub Live Farming

At the instigation of his comrades in arms, Lu Fengleng sent a private message to His Majesty Hei Lang, asking if those strange courses for the special police were really formulated by His Majesty Hei Lang.

Their comrades-in-arms said that although the training effect was very good, they did not believe that His Majesty the Black Wolf was such a "lively" person.

His Majesty Heilang replied in seconds: [Those who can see the live broadcast say that I am not lively, if you say such flattering words, won't your honest hearts hurt? 】

Lu Feng showed His Majesty Heilang's reply to his comrades with a stiff face.

The comrades all turned back to their prototypes and howled at the sky.

Fortunately, it is now in the holographic network viewing room dedicated to the special police team, otherwise the instructor will come to beat him up.

The big black back Lu Fengling sighed deeply.

He said, don't take chances.His Majesty Hei Lang's character is like this, it is wrong for you to deceive yourself and others.

Who stipulated that the number one supernatural being of the beast star cannot be lively?

After His Majesty the Black Wolf beat Lu Fengleng, he shared the joke with Jun Tao and the three cubs.

The three cub subordinates rolled around on the ground laughing.Obviously, they also participated in this reform.

They are happy now to see others suffer as they have suffered.

On the contrary, Jun Tao took it for granted and said, "Isn't that how special police are trained?"

His Majesty Heilang was curious: [Is this how the special police of your earth are trained? 】

Jun Tao said: "I don't know about other countries, but the special police and special forces in China have to learn everything except childbirth, such as cooking, planting and repairing machines, embroidery, make-up, and knitting sweaters... They have to survive in various extreme environments. Carry out the difficult task of camouflage, how can you not learn?"

His Majesty Hei Lang took a deep breath: 【So scary? 】

The three cubs were also puzzled.Cooking, planting, and machine repair are all that matters. Embroidery, make-up, and knitting sweaters are unnecessary, right?

Juntao said: "You have to pretend to be people of various identities. Besides, our interstellar civilization is not as good at disguise as your interstellar civilization. If you want to pretend to be people of different genders to perform tasks, of course you have to make up. Oh, yes, you even With camouflage skills, special police and special forces also have to learn acting, right?"

His Majesty the Black Wolf: [... Is it not good to let people of the same gender perform tasks? 】

Juntao: "Before the end of the world, we didn't have supernatural powers. Men's physical fitness is better than women's. There are not as many female soldiers and female special police officers as men. In fact, you can also learn to make up. You have already popularized camouflage technology, and the places where you must sneak in are very defensive." Look at this. If you put on makeup under the disguise, you won’t be afraid, right?”

The light bulbs on the heads of His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three cubs lit up.

Yes, of course makeup and acting can be learned, why not?If you learn it, you may be able to reduce the casualty rate of the mission.

His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three cubs immediately began to write a new special training course.

When Lu Fengling was in class one day, he saw the sexy backless skirt that the instructor brought out, and for the first time, he wondered if he had chosen the wrong dream.

And the instigator of all this, Jun Taotao, sneezed loudly, blowing away the feathers in front of him.

Having knitted enough sweaters, Juntao began to make winter coats.

The fabrics pulled out of the ruins by the fluffy family have a dense texture and can be used as the outer layer of down jackets.

According to the system, the place where they are located will be very cold in winter.Now the pens for chickens and ducks are the most primitive pens, and the animals in the pens, except for wooly sheep, are probably frozen to death.

So now, he's going to dispose of all these animals.

Chicken and duck are the most fragile. They are killed first to make marinated air-dried meat, and the hair is used to make down jackets.

The furries at home have finished the fluff and are watching Juntao's demonstration attentively.

Juntao sneezed, and all the fluffy ones had an extra layer of fluffy, and Juntao also turned into fluffy.

The four real plush and Juntao's fake plush looked at each other, and then they both sneezed, stimulated by the down.

It was as if it had snowed in the house, and the air was full of down.

Soon, even His Majesty the Black Wolf put on a layer of white fleece and became His Majesty the White Wolf.

The audience was "taking notes" after seeing this scene, and their noses couldn't help itching.

His Majesty the Black Wolf rushed out of the room with the three cubs, holding Juntao in his mouth, and then shook their fur vigorously in the yard.

Jun Tao first picked out his nose and then his mouth, and a lot of hairs came out from his nose and mouth.

"It seems that I have to wear a mask when making down jackets in the future."

Jun Tao picks his nostrils very indecently in front of the audience in the live broadcast room.

The audience in the live broadcast room looked sick with "the baby is so cute, and the nose must be cute too".

His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three cubs nodded vigorously.

This down is a bit powerful, and their noses are still itchy now, Ah Chi.

Because of the terrible power of down, they don't want to make down jackets for the time being.

Jun Tao decided to deal with the chicken and duck meat first.

They vacated several rooms on the first floor and set up a cage for the hens to ensure that they would have fresh eggs in winter, and all the remaining chickens and ducks were made into bacon and air-dried meat.

There are many ways to marinate chicken and duck. Juntao makes the simplest preserved chicken and duck.

For fear of scaring the audience, the chickens and ducks were slaughtered outside the live broadcast time.

After the chickens and ducks were slaughtered and bled and washed, Jun Tao evenly coated the chickens and ducks with salt, pepper, sugar, five-spice powder and other seasonings, and then rubbed the chickens and ducks with his chubby hands to massage the chickens and ducks.

The massage technique made His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three cubs move their buttocks constantly.

Seems a little comfortable?Tao Tao press me later?

Jun Tao was helpless.

Don't you think there's something wrong with me trying to get a massage while I'm feeding chickens and ducks?

After Juntao demonstrated how to feed, the remaining chickens and ducks were handed over to His Majesty the Black Wolf and the cubs.

The chickens and ducks that have been massaged and massaged are placed in jars and continue to marinate for about two days before being taken out for smoking or directly air-dried.

Juntao hangs half of the meat directly under the eaves to air-dry, and prepares the other half for smoky flavor.

Juntao’s favorite smoked meat must be smoked with cypress branches and orange peels, but now there are no cypress branches or orange peels, so he can only make do with corn stalks.

"The ashes after straw burning are good land fertilizers. But burning straw will pollute the air, and we are not allowed to burn straw privately. But now there are only four of us on the entire planet, so pollution is not a big problem."

While burning straw, Juntao talked about popular science.

Chicken and duck meat turn from pinkish white to grayish black under the smoke of corn stalks.

The audience frowned.

Is this meat really edible?It looks so dirty.

His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three Fluffy also asked the same question.

"Of course. When there is no electricity, the meat that can't be eaten is processed and preserved in this way, and it can be eaten for several months."

Jun Tao explained, "Smoking does produce carcinogens. But all harmful substances depend on the dose. Talking about harmfulness without the dose is a hooligan. As long as you don't eat a lot at a time, the body can self-regulate."

The audience complained in the barrage.

"Although the body can self-regulate, it is really strange for people on earth to be willing to ingest harmful substances just to eat in one bite."

"Then if you were given a choice, you could get a smoked chicken made by Jun Taotao himself, would you want it?"

"Thank you, what's the difference between living a few more years and living a few less years? I'm willing to solve harmful substances for everyone! Let alone one! Ten will be fine!"

The audience asked and answered themselves in the barrage, and laughed in good faith.

Look, the double standard of the audience is so funny.

Suck.

Even if you know that there are harmful substances attached to it, you can still eat it. This cured chicken and duck must be very delicious!

His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three cubs thought so.

They were already salivating at the smell of smoked meat.

They can't be greedy alone, so the holographic resonance is turned on, and everyone can smell the smell together.

The curly smoke entangles the marinated chicken and duck, and then penetrates into the nostrils mixed with the smell of meat.

The choking taste of the smoke has softened, but the meaty taste has become unusually mellow.

It was like the roasted chicken and roasted duck they had smelled before, but it was more fragrant and attractive than the roasted chicken and roasted duck.

[Can it be eaten directly after being smoked? 】His Majesty Black Wolf swallowed.

Jun Tao said: "Yes. But it's best to dry it for a few days before eating. The flavor will be more intense after a few days of drying."

His Majesty the Black Wolf wagged his tail: [I won't pick, I won't pick, you can give me a taste first. 】

The three cubs also jumped up.So are we!We gotta taste it first!

"it is good."

Jun Tao smiled and tore a chicken leg from the earliest smoked chicken, "Don't worry, come one by one. Brother Mo, stand last."

【Why should I be the youngest one at the end?unfair. 】His Majesty Heilang muttered, but he still obediently stood at the end of the line.

Jun Tao gave each of the four of them a drumstick one by one, and ate one himself.In this way, two and a half preserved chickens lost their legs.

"It smells so good!"

Juntao covered his mouth, "It's delicious! My craftsmanship has not deteriorated! I didn't expect meat smoked with corn stalks to be so delicious!"

His Majesty the Black Wolf and the three cubs also covered their mouths, not daring to speak, for fear that the smell of smoked chicken would come out of their mouths.

It smells so good!The seasoning has been fully marinated, and the smoky chicken has a strong taste, but every piece of meat is chewed for a long time, and the aroma is still coming out continuously, as if the aroma can't be eaten, making people reluctant to swallow the meat.

They finally understand why people on Earth know that smoked meat is not good for their health, but they are still reluctant to part with this delicious taste.

Who is willing to!

The level of medical treatment on the animal planet is well developed, and the cancer in the population of the earth is just a small cold on the animal planet.

The good medical conditions created by so many of our medical staff successively keep you from going to the hospital every day to maintain your health!

Eating delicious food and drinking delicious food, a bite of smoked chicken and a bite of grilled pork belly, and going to the hospital if something goes wrong, can create an effect for great doctors!

The audience cried again, and the audience went crazy again.

Beast Star's high level of medical treatment is just to allow us to eat delicious food without any scruples!

Master Jun Tao Tao, we have enlightened!

We finally realized it!

Get us the smoked meat recipe, we're going to eat this unhealthy food right now!

"Ah. It's so fragrant just after being smoked, and it must taste even better after it's dried."

Jun Tao was very satisfied, "We still have to make bacon, sausage, pork ribs, and pig's head... We can eat enough bacon this winter."

The audience burst into tears.

Master Jun Taotao, don't talk too much, teach us how to do it.

It’s just such a simple process of pickling and smoking, we can definitely do it too!

Even if he failed countless times, when Juntao demonstrated, the audience always had the illusion of "I can do it myself".