On the Possibility of the Port Mafia Cadres Raising Cats

Nakahara Chuya found that he had said the wrong thing.

01.

Port Mafia Forum -

[Gossip] Shocked!Chuya Nakahara, one of the five major cadres, actually skipped work and went to Tokyo for girls Σ(°△°|)︴

1L Anonymous (the host): That’s right, the host is an ordinary low-level mafia, one day when I went to Tokyo, I discovered that Mr. Zhongyuan was having a private meeting with a woman? !

2L I'm like a small mafia: what? !That Master Zhongyuan actually...! !

3L is strong, my big port Mafia: Wait a minute, can the landlord guarantee what he said?

4L anonymous (landlord): Absolutely guaranteed!I saw it with my own eyes!I also vaguely heard Lord Zhong Yuan say to the other party that he is a rich diplomat!This is clearly to tease others! !

5L Alice sauce is the cutest in the world:! ! !

6L Luo Shengmeng:! ! ! ! !

7L Golden Yaksha:! ! ! ! ! ! !

8L aspires to become a novelist: Oh, I didn't expect Zhong Yuan to be at such an age.

9L Theory of Depravity: Add one upstairs.

10L will also follow Senior Akutagawa today: d(д)

……

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the posts on the Mafia forum in the port that had been blown up overnight, and squeezed his phone hard with his hands.

As the number one model worker of the port mafia, Nakahara would never do such things as skipping work. He was sure that the person with him was Asai Haruka, but he didn't think any ordinary lower-level mafia would be idle Nothing to do to spread his gossip.

Not afraid of being beaten.

Although the host used an anonymous account, Zhong Yuanzhong had already guessed who did it.

Yes, that's the guy most wanted to die in the port mafia.

*

The timeline is reverted back to the previous day.

Osamu Dazai had been on the verge of making a move a long time ago, and he desperately wanted to ruin Chuya's good deeds.

On this day, Osamu Dazai skipped work as usual, and came to Tokyo by Shinkansen after getting rid of Chuya Nakahara's pursuit.

"Hmph... oh, die for love... one person can't do it... two people are needed..." Dazai Osamu hummed "Song of die for love", walking slowly on the side of the road.

Last time Osamu Dazai put a locator on Nakahara Nakaya, a very small one, only about one centimeter.Anyone who is not particularly sensitive will not find out, including Chuya Nakahara.

"Boom boom boom——"

Osamu Dazai knocked on the door of the clinic, and soon he heard footsteps coming from the room, and then the door was opened by the owner of the clinic.

Asai Haruka looked at the young man in front of him, his left eye and neck were covered with bandages, and the only exposed iris-colored eye revealed a hint of coolness.

Obviously he was smiling.

It's not a commercial smile, it doesn't look like it's faked, but it gives people a feeling of not smiling.

In fact, anyone who has spoken a few words with Osamu Dazai knows that Osamu Dazai's expression is simply a precursor to something.

"Hi~ hello!" said the iris-eyed youth.

"Hello." Asai Haruka was a little confused by the other party's inexplicable enthusiasm.

The person in front of him was clearly in high spirits, holding a wounded puppy in his arms.

By the way, why is this scene so familiar ==

"Well, can you cure this puppy for me?" Osamu Dazai said.

It's okay, she runs a pet clinic, who would she do if she doesn't?Haruka Asai gave a "hmm", took the puppy from the young man's arms, let him sit on a chair and waited, and went into the house by himself.

Asai Haruka treated the puppy's wound, bandaged it and carried it out.

Asai Haruka will not use supernatural powers for every treatment, one is that she does not want to be known by others, and the other is that she graduated from a medical university after all, so it is not troublesome to deal with the wound.

But the main reason is that she doesn't have a license to operate abilities, and Asai Haruka's professional ethics is still very good.

The young man didn't seem to sit on the chair obediently, but stood up and swayed around the room, looking at this and that.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai didn't touch Haruka Asai's stuff.

"I've been waiting for a long time. The wound has been treated. Try not to let it touch the water until it heals." Asai Haruka walked out of the house holding the puppy.

"Okay ok~"

"Please come here and fill out the medical records."

"Okay~" Osamu Dazai followed Haruka Asai.

When filling in the column of the pet's name, Osamu Dazai paused invisibly.

"By the way, you picked up this puppy, right? Haven't you decided on a name yet?" Haruka Asai didn't tease Osamu Dazai like Chuya Nakahara did back then.

I always feel that I will be turned against the general.

"My family." Osamu Dazai opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Eh? Sorry, what's its name?"

Osamu Dazai thought about it for about three seconds, and said, "Mmm... Chuya."

Haruka Asai: "Ah? Do you know Mr. Nakahara?"

Osamu Dazai suddenly thought of the bet he made with Chuya Nakahara seven years ago, and said, "Huh? It's my dog."

Haruka Asai couldn't keep up with Osamu Dazai's brain circuit, she felt that she and Osamu Dazai were not talking about the same thing.

"Excuse me, are you a friend of Mr. Nakahara Chuya?" Asai Haruka didn't understand a little bit, so he sorted out the language and asked again.

Inexplicably curious about Mr. Nakahara's private life.

Asai Haruka felt that although Nakahara Nakaya looked rigid, he was unexpectedly a gentle and good person. They sent similar messages every day, and he was not bothered.

"Um... At most, it's a colleague, right?" Osamu Dazai didn't want to admit his relationship with Chuya Nakahara at all.

Haruka Asai saw his name on the form Dazai filled out, and said, "So Mr. Dazai, you are also a diplomat?"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

Osamu Dazai: I seem to have discovered a new world :)

"That's right, that's right, Chuya did something like this..." Dazai Osamu whispered.

"Ah?" Asai Haruka slowly put out a question mark.

"Forget it, miss, do you want to die for love with me? Pursue the ultimate in life together?" Osamu Dazai didn't take off Chuya's vest, and suddenly changed the subject.

— because it would be more interesting.

Dazai thought so.

"Ah! I remembered, you suddenly appeared in the text message that day..." Haruka Asai suddenly remembered the message that popped up when she was chatting with Chuya Nakahara in the New Year when she heard his words. The person who sent the message should It is Osamu Dazai.

"What do you mean 'the one that appeared in the text message that day'? I am seriously inviting you to die in love with me..."

Dazai hadn't finished yet.

"Sorry for my refusal." Asai Haruka resolutely refused him.

Asai Haruka looked at the black-haired young man in front of him, he looked good, but his spirit was not normal.

Asai Haruka looked at the bandages wrapped around Dazai Osamu, Dazai Osamu was alive and kicking and didn't look injured, so what kind of strange habit is this?

"Oh, I was rejected~ Does the miss already have her own heart? Let me give you a piece of advice, never fall for that short-tempered little guy who likes to hit people in Nakaya~ And there are also..."

Osamu Dazai's tone was very cheerful. At the beginning, he complained about being rejected, but in the end he just kept exposing Chuya's shortcomings.

For example, the wines in Zhongyuan Zhongye are so poor that they still insist on drinking them. They are always drinking crazy, and they always like to swear and beat people...

Keke, let's not talk about it.

Drinking crazy?curse?Hit someone?

Are you sure we're talking about the same person?

Osamu Dazai's words almost overturned Haruka Asai's view of Chuya Nakahara, but Haruka Asai rationally chose not to believe in Osamu Dazai.

Dazai's mouth, a deceitful ghost ==

"Well... let's go, I understand." Asai Haruka sent Dazai away.

"Okay, okay, but I think if you call him 'Chuya' directly, he will be very happy." Osamu Dazai said.

"Huh? Well, I see." Although he didn't know what he meant, Asai Haruka remembered it for now.

"Well, then I'm leaving~ Never tell Chuya that I've been here!"

Asai Haruka nodded in random agreement.

Haruka Asai: I'm finally leaving...

Dazai Osamu walked slowly to the door, just put on the doorknob, then turned around and said something.

"Ah, one more thing, I actually hate dogs."

After speaking, he opened the door and left.

After Osamu Dazai left, Asai Haruka suddenly remembered something:

He didn't give money! !

02.

"Kundan Dazai!!!"

Nakahara Chuya kicked Dazai Osamu's office away, stepped forward and grabbed the black-haired youth's tie.

"You posted that post yesterday, right?" Nakahara Chuya deliberately lowered his voice in order not to disturb other civil servants who were working, making it a little hoarse and very magnetic.

"Which post? Why don't I know?" Osamu Dazai blinked innocently.

"Are you still pretending?! I know you did it! Did you go to Tokyo these days?!" Nakahara Chuya exerted a little more force on his hand, which made Osamu Dazai a little out of breath.

"Chuya, did you find any evidence before you came to me?" Osamu Dazai's face turned pale, but he still said in a calm tone.

"what?"

Osamu Dazai looked at the red-haired young man in front of him with an expression of "Although I know you did it, but I have no proof", and smiled unkindly.

Nakahara Naka was also full of anger, let go of Osamu Dazai with a "tsk".

Nakahara Chuya already knew what he was doing, and after seeing Dazai Osamu's behavior, he was even more sure that it was him who did it.With Osamu Dazai's personality, if gossip about himself occurs, he will go to stir up trouble, but this time he is not even seen.

"Being strangled to death by a slug is not the way I want to die." Osamu Dazai said, "Sure enough, it was the same seven years ago. I just said who the culprit was, but I couldn't give a reason. Chuya sure enough It’s still the same.”

"I'm just a person who acts on intuition. Is it in your way?" Zhongya Nakahara heard Osamu Dazai talk about what happened seven years ago, and he felt like he had punched cotton.

"But not only this, but also the height hasn't changed~" Osamu Dazai said without a beat, and he was serious for less than three seconds.

"Huh? What are you talking about?!" Zhong Yuan also frowned instantly.

"Not only the height, but the fact that Chuka is also my dog ​​hasn't changed~" Osamu Dazai ran out of the office quickly after speaking, and was caught up by Nakahara Chuya in an instant.

"Just right, let's settle the score!!" Nakahara Chuya kicked Osamu Dazai into the wall and rolled up his sleeves.

"Zhongye, you're destroying public property again, cough cough."

"Take care of me, you!"

03.

In the evening, Nakahara had already got a new phone, and when he clicked on Line, he found that Asai Haruka had sent him several messages.

It's all very routine information, and Zhong Yuanzhong also probably flipped through it and replied to her.

Nakahara Chuya: [Sorry, I didn't reply to something before. ]

Zhongya Nakahara couldn't say that his phone was broken by himself, so he told her that something happened to him before.

Asai Haruka: [Well, it's okay. ]

Nakahara Chuya: [Speaking of which, have you met any strange people these days? ]

Haruka Asai subconsciously thought of Dazai Osamu, just after typing it out, suddenly remembered Dazai Osamu's sentence "Never tell Chuya that I've been here", thought for two seconds, and then deleted it.

Haruka Asai: [No, what’s wrong? ]

After all, she agreed to others, so she couldn't let her count down so soon.

Nakahara Chuya: [It’s okay, just asking. ]

Asai Haruka: [Oh. ]

After a while, thinking of Osamu Dazai, Asai Haruka recalled the last sentence that Osamu Dazai said, after thinking about it, I decided to give it a try.

Haruka Asai: [That, Mr. Nakaya...? ]

Zhongyuan Zhong also felt a little delicate.

Zhongyuan Zhong doesn’t like the sense of distance too much, so he asked his subordinates to call him by his first name. Those who usually call him “Mr. Zhongya” are a group of mafia ==

Haruka Asai called him that, which made him a little uncomfortable.

Chuya Zhongyuan: [You can actually call me Zhongyuan directly. ]

Asai Haruka: [Huh?If you are not used to it, forget it. I prefer to add Mr. when calling others. ]

—Of course it's a lie.

Nakahara Chuya: [Oh, that's fine. ]

Nakahara Chuya found that he had said the wrong thing.