The CP I drink must be HE

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I, He Lang, an [-]th-line starlet is not doing my job every day. I get stuck in the filming world, and I am put on the sidelines on the show. I have never been cueed, but I rely on my god to help me put together the cp on the show. I am enjoying myself while drinking next to me, so I am very happy every day.As for the few cents I earned, I used them as rewards for raising them. It is not easy for my wife to produce food. If I could, I really want to help them.

Oh, by the way, I was on a trending search once, and the trending search was #今红小鲜肉The weird smile behind XXX and YYY.

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Jiang Zhiye, the film king and the emperor, played the role of a god, played a brick mover, a wolf dog, a milk dog, a big guy, a beautiful man, a miserable man, and any attribute. He always has a role that fits. A certain station is the most popular, and there are many CP fans, including me. .

I didn't have much contact with him, until one day I saw our Lalang on a certain website, and I blocked that sister on the spot because of too much!Embarrassed!up!

But then I found out that this sister is really lucky. Since that video came out, I have been on the same stage with the actor in all shows. I really don’t know if it’s luck or misfortune.

"Jiang Zhiye XALL" (loud

"Jiang Zhiye XAL...No no no except me."

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The reason why I woke up this morning was that I dreamed that Jiang Zhiye, who was wearing an ancient costume, looked at me affectionately, and I showed the expression of the subway, the old man, and the mobile phone.All of this can be attributed to a video I watched yesterday. Yesterday, after watching the only show of the month, I went home and lay on the bed, intending to eat the cp candy I made up, but my big face suddenly appeared on the phone , I was so scared that I almost dropped my phone to pieces.Shaking my hands, I clicked in and took a look, only to find out that it was actually a CP video of Jiang Zhiye x me, which scared me so much that I almost died from a heart attack on the spot.

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My motto has always been that the cp I drink must be HE, and I have always been drinking Jiang Zhiye XALL, today the milk dog, Ollie!I can be a gentle scum tomorrow!Acquired funder, too touching!As a result, today, I discovered my thunder spot for the first time. I, Lei Jiang Zhiye x me, a huge thunder, so thunder that my head started to burn, so thunder that I couldn’t sleep all night, and so thunder that I had nightmares and dreams.

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I still think that I was in a very happy mood from the morning until the night before watching the video that made my head full of black lines. After all, in the 10 minutes I appeared in the variety show, I did nothing but flip through the video with a bunch of people. After a somersault, I also met one of my best strong CPs of the year "Zhishu Dali", the double actor Jiang Zhiye and Song Wenli, the elite boss X Wenrun teacher, I got excited when I talked about this, because I unexpectedly I found out that Song Wenli was wearing the same watch that Jiang Zhiye had made three years ago. If I could visualize my mood at that time, I would be like screaming chicken, from the low octave to the high octave, I am happy I wanted to do a few more somersaults on the spot, but unfortunately no one cue me anymore.But the life of the microscope boy is to be happy and happy, what candy is sweeter than the dark poking candy!I am so happy!

I firmly believe that they have known each other for a long time, they fell in love at first sight and their souls were compatible, but they obviously fell in love but were hindered by secular fans, so they could only join hands with the stars and meet at the top.It must be so, if it wasn't for why Jiang Zhiye was on the show yesterday, Song Wenli would be on today?If not why Jiang Zhiye likes blue and Song Wenli likes red?If not why one of them likes the stars and the other likes the moon?Don't ask, asking is love, awsl is too real, too real, Zhishu Dali has no legs, I have no legs!

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When I got home, Ge You swiped my phone paralyzed, and I found out that someone said that "Zhi Shu Da Li" has very little sugar recently. It's not that there is no sugar, but you don't understand. They didn't look at each other to avoid suspicion. You still ask why? avoid arousing suspicion?Of course, it's because of secretly dating!And you give me a careful taste of their eyes after staggering!Isn't it lingering!Isn't it ambiguous!Aren't they sweet and sour couples!What?Still can't see it?Let me hold your head down, you taste it carefully for me, did you get the taste?

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However, the method of poking candy is very particular. The key point is to eat it occasionally. If you eat it every day, you will inevitably feel lonely. You ask me how to solve this loneliness. Damn, when there is no food like this, just eat another pair. .

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Ever-changing boss Jiang Zhiye, since his debut, there has never been a script of the same type. You can't read it, only you can't think of it. The meaning of his existence is to let you shout Jiang Zhiye XALL!

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Unexpectedly, today, the slogan that I have been jumping up and down at home, with my left hand and right hand heart pounding and yelling for several years, hit the street.

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If you want to ask me why I crave Jiang Zhiye XALL, the reason is very simple. In this entertainment circle, there are zeros everywhere, no one and no one to rely on. What a treasure Jiang Zhiye is, a strong A who is suitable for all types!How precious!Occasionally, I see a couple from another family, they hook their shoulders together and talk about their thoughts, touch their buttocks and hug them, they are gay, they look like good sisters, but there is someone xjbk below. I really can't figure it out, Jiang Is Zhiye XALL not fragrant? Isn't he good at "knowing the book and paying respects"? Isn't "Jiangchuanhehai" fragrant? Isn't "Hanjiangxue" fragrant?Forget about you xjbk, and you still tell me that he is not real?He is not real?He is not real? ? ?I turned on the phone and threw out n briefcases for you to hammer!

Speaking of this couple, my aunt's smile is all over my face, but I really can't smile now, because I just watched Jiang Zhiye X Me, Mouth District.

Of course, the main reason is not Jiang Zhiye, after all, he breaks the sky and is half of the world in this circle, the main reason is me!yes!I!

The video cut by that sister used a bloody and brainless youth idol drama "The Domineering Brother Falls in Love with Me" that I played a few years ago with no fucking acting skills. My character design is, according to the original text of the script, "Heaven The most handsome in the underground, unmatched and handsome, breaking the sky, the god of the world", that embarrassing acting that is so embarrassing to the screen, that hand in his trouser pocket and his eyes facing the sky, that evil smile, that kind of feeling that I don't want you to think I want me to think jio , I still dare not look back.With this show, I'm very honored to be promoted to "characters who are embarrassing", "characters who are out of their minds" and so on.

If it wasn't for the sake of making a living, who would act? I hate the hunk crying.

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Eternal Truth: As good as the cp name of another family is, my family has more thunder.

The reason why I blocked that video was not only because of my Shamat Kugai image, but also because the cp name of Jiang Zhiye and I was:

wolf.

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Yes, you heard it right, without vertigo, it is a wild wolf.How many ellipsis there are, ten times is my speechless level.

I know you must be like me. When you saw this name, you were speechless at first, then black question marks, and finally black lines all over your face. Lying sofa.Sisters, are you all snipers with machine guns and skirts shooting a bunch of people?Or the head held up on the hills in the dark night whoop whoop whoop? "Jiangchuanhehai" doesn't sound good to him?No matter how bad it is to call it a joint venture, it seems to be good to imply great wealth, but I reluctantly accept Jiang Lang if it is really not good.But... wolves?A wild man's wild, a wolf that welcomes men? excuse me?Are you serious?No, no, no, no, I turned my head and waved my hands to refuse Sanlian, this name, I can't.

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However, there are always some people with strange aesthetics in the world, such as the wild wolf sisters, who not only readily accepted the name of cp, but also posted their slogans in the comment area.I am an old cp player who always looks at the slogans of sisters in the comments and wants to wave and shout with a light stick. For the first time, I can't laugh when I look at the comments.

The comments on the video of "Knowing the Book and Dali" are as follows: "Knowing the Book and Dali"【Rainbow】Spiritually compatible and separated from each other【Heart】Natural couple【Kiss】Inseparable from life to life【Doraemon treasure】...

The slogan of "Jiangchuanhehai" is like this: Jiangchuanhehai [sea] choppy [waves] river and sea feast [river] life can send [roses].......

Our Wolf Sisters show times:

Woohoo!Wuhu ~ wild wolf isreAO one by one wooooo!

I also saw a comment: I can't find the wolf expression, just use this (doge

There is another one: Upstairs is a dog not a wolf, you should use this (Husky is slightly slightly

???

Even if I am not a cultural person, I still hope that the cp I drink is more high-end and atmospheric.Wolf, I really can't.Don't post anymore, the comments you post have voices, it's so noisy!

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So, after seeing that video, I hit the block button without thinking.

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