The CP I drink must be HE

57.

There is always a difference in life, sooner or later, I say goodbye to Jiang Zhiye, and after taking a few steps, I can't help but look back at me, Zhishu Dali, for the last time.Before you send me off, can you give me another bite of candy?Or a candy wrapper would be good too.

I didn’t get the candy, but I got Jiang Zhiye’s attention gift, plus a smile when I turned my head to look at him, plus a crazy wave goodbye, plus another sparkling eyes... that’s enough, Jiang Zhiye, don’t Look at me again, can you look at Song Wenli?Is your reputation for etiquette to your seniors that important?Is it more important than Song Wenli?Jiang Zhiye, I am very disappointed in you!

Seeing my lingering gaze, which seemed to linger on the stage, Jiang Zhiye trotted to my side and asked me excitedly:

"Brother Lang, is there anything else you want to say?"

Uh... there's nothing else I want to say, just don't wag your tail, okay? ? ?

I thought about what I could entrust to Jiang Zhiye, and then said:

"Record the show with Mr. Song."

He patted his shoulder deeply.

Our Xiao Song is asking you to treat him well, you know?

Jiang Zhiye didn't know why the tail stopped wagging suddenly, the smile froze suddenly, the eyes suddenly went dark, and the mouth suddenly closed.

Oops, I committed a big taboo in the fan circle, I danced in front of the right lord, Oops, they are careful every day just not to be seen through, what the hell am I doing, I can’t wait to go to the hospital to wash my brain every day.Seeing Jiang Zhiye's face full of embarrassment and annoyance because of being exposed, I realized that Tang was getting farther and farther away from me at this moment.So my expectant smile gradually faded away, I said bye to Jiang Zhiye feebly, and then left dejectedly, when I left, the voice of the director calling everyone to start the next scene came from behind.

58.

As a result, I was stopped by someone before I even walked out of the recording studio.

"He Lang!"

I turned my head in doubt and saw one of the program crew members, so I immediately greeted him with a smile, and replied angrily, "Hey, why—"

Before he finished speaking, he took my hand and dragged me back, led me back to the recording venue, and said domineeringly:

"You go on."

Seeing that I was motionless with a face full of confusion, he yelled loudly in my ear again:

"You go!"

I was confused, no, what am I going to do?You can do it, don't bb.

Seeing that I was back, Jiang Zhiye smiled at me again, and then he suddenly put on a straight face when he saw something, and walked up to me in three or two steps, while saying hello, he shook off the program crew and took my hand without a trace, and then He took my hand and walked back to the stage.

Afew moments later...

So can anyone tell me what's going on now?So why is Jiang Zhiye holding my two paws with his two paws in front of Song Wenli now, and then we look at each other affectionately?So why do the other guests either look confused or watch the show?

So why on earth did the word "Hundred Years of Love" appear on the big screen of the word guessing game in the New Year special of the variety show? Tellmewhy?cry lang cry lang cry (1)

59.

Seeing that the guests were clueless, Jiang Zhiye thought for a while, then suddenly had an idea, let go of the claws that were holding my hand, and then gave me... half a heart.

What is this again?Seeing that I had the same expression as the guest, Jiang Zhiye urged me in a low voice:

"Brother Lang, without you, my heart is incomplete."

This sentence sounds a bit strange, he probably wanted to say that if I don't cooperate with Bixin, we will probably lose this game.This face, this expression, and these words hit my heart sweetly.So I stretched out the hand of evil in a daze.

After the critical attack, I hate it. I hate it so much. Why did the Zhishu Dali team just study hard and improve every day when they took the stage?Why did Jiang Zhiye and I say a hundred years of good marriage?Even if the question of Zhishu Dali has a dime to do with marriage, I don't have to deduct sugar until I cry, okay?What are you doing to study hard? One of the two sons squats, the other rides a horse, the other raises his hand to answer questions, and the other bows his head to write. I can't even make eye contact!

And do these have anything to do with the New Year?But just after they finished the performance, the host rushed out to read aloud, learn to use monkey tutoring, and use monkey tutoring if you are confused. You can probably know the reason behind it.

After the heart comparison, except for the sentence "Your hearts are so beautiful", everyone in the audience still had no answer.Why can't you figure it out!I'm tired!

"Brother Lang, we may have to change the way of acting!" Jiang Zhiye seemed a little excited in his words, it seemed that Jiang Zhiye was not tired at all, and even had a great time playing.Sure enough, the actor is the actor, dedicated to his work, I must learn from him!So I made up my mind to enjoy the game too, so I said loudly to him:

"monkey!"

Jiang Zhiye smiled again when he heard the words, and after laughing, he touched his nose with his hand and muttered:

"Brother Lang is really nice..."

I didn't hear clearly later, it should be a good word, after all, Jiang Zhiye is very polite.

After going around a lot, I finally used white clothes, gave a thumbs up, and folded my hands together, and guessed the word.Facts tell us that a large round of claws on the front door is slightly redundant, and the duck does not need it.

59.

When the second question appeared, my face was still frozen, the corners of my mouth were cramped, and I really wanted to pass it by rolling my eyes.The mood of the parties is very regretful, very regretful.

How does Phoenix Yufei compare?We looked at each other, speechless.Then after a while, there were two idiots on stage... er no... two big birds.

"Duck!"

"Quack quack!"

"swan!!"

"goose!"

"chicken!!!"

"Giggle cluck!"

Jiang Zhiye and I fluttered with our arms up for a long time, but everyone still had no clue. I lowered my sore hands, I was really powerless, save your energy and guess the questions, why do you have to be on the scene.At this time Jiang Zhiye suddenly rushed over and wrapped his arms around my waist, I was shocked for a moment, my pupils exploded and I wanted to push him away, but he was very strong, hugged me tightly, and then looked down at me affectionately.

"What are you doing?" I asked Jiang Zhiye in a low voice without turning on the microphone.

"Isn't Phoenix Yu Fei a metaphor for the love between husband and wife?" Jiang Zhiye looked innocent.

"So now I'm in love with Brother Lang." Jiang Zhiye looked logical.

Okay, there is nothing wrong with the logic, but I found that Jiang Zhiye always missed words!Are you acting in love with me, aren't you in love with me?I began to doubt Jiang Zhiye's grades in elementary school Chinese.

Jiang Zhiye hugged me and remained motionless for several minutes. My waist was almost suffocated, and I rolled my eyes. Who can tell that you are like this!

So I patted his hand and signaled him to let go, but he didn't move.

"I thought of a better way, let go!"

"I think it's good now. Trust them, they will guess." Jiang Zhiye was firm.

Well you're tall!Jiang Zhiye is an undercover agent sent by another team!

I pat pat

"release!"

"But I think..." Jiang Zhiye still didn't let go.

"I don't want you to think, I want them to think!"

"But..." Jiang Zhiye's voice became softer and weaker, but the strength of his hands remained the same.If this continues, I guess with this program, I can develop a small waist.

"No but!" I raised my voice.

"but……"

"Let go!" I patted his hand.

So Jiang Zhiye pouted and let go of his hand in 36 times slow motion.

As soon as Jiang Zhiye let go of his hand, I felt like Sun Wukong had been cast off the magic spell. I breathed a sigh of relief, picked up my microphone, and sang

"Boundless sky, my love—"

Everyone in the audience, who continued to be confused, jumped up and shouted their answers as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Phoenix Legend!"

"It must be!"

"Wewin!"

Don't these guests read and listen to the topic?It's a wedding speech!Who is going to shout the legend of the Phoenix at the wedding guests? ? ?Uh... except Legend of the Phoenix.

"I just said my method is better." Jiang Zhiye suddenly felt aggrieved.

"It should have continued."

You can shut up, bro!Now I can still guess two words, just for you, everyone will definitely have question marks on their faces, that's it?

Seeing that everyone was still stuck on the word phoenix, I thought hard and took turns to spread their wings and they didn't guess it. Seeing the time passing by, I was really impatient and anxious.But at this time, Jiang Zhiye was very leisurely, watching from the sidelines.

I moved up to him in small steps, bumped his shoulder, and said:

"Come and help me!"

Jiang Zhiye's eyes lit up, his ears moved, and his tail flicked

"it is good!"

Then another hand touched my waist.

"What are you doing again?" I waved and shook your hand and walked around.

"Brother Lang, don't move!" Jiang Zhiye's tone became more serious, which made me startled. I calmed down instantly, and obediently let others slaughter me.

But I'm only quiet for two seconds and I'm not quiet anymore

"Okay I... ohmammamia!!!!!!" I take my words back! ! !

Don't ask me why it's like making a jumping machine, suddenly raising the height, becoming a thriving Chen Duxiu, standing on a high place to see the mountains and rivers laid down by everyone.

Don't ask, if you ask, Jiang Zhiye is lifting the iron.

Don't ask, if you ask, I'm asking Jiang Zhiye to hug him and hold him high.

Don't ask, just ask, I'm just a little bird, I want to fly higher, farther and more beautiful.

...Fuck!Here I suggest that Jiang Zhiye be included in the Mammal Confusion Awards, Human Confusion Awards, Men Confusion Awards, Handsome Guy Confusion Awards, etc.

Seeing my mouth twitch and expressionless face, Jiang Zhiye whispered to me from behind

"Brother Lang, do you want to throw up?"

I shook my head stiffly.

"Oh oh oh, then pay attention to my expression." I guess my expression is really ugly, yes, flying is free, happy and happy, it feels very refreshing, so I stiffly showed an expression of freedom and enjoyment.

Seeing that my limbs were stiff, Jiang Zhiye yelled softly from behind

"Brother Lang, cooperate with your hands and feet, and our success is in sight!"

So I started waving my hands and imagining myself flying.

"jumping machine!"

"Vomit!"

"roller coaster!"

"Batman!"

"bird!"

If it wasn't for the guest's unusually loud answers, I would have almost believed in Jiang Zhiye's evil.Fuck you look at my fragile claws, I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm flying!

I kept being lifted high and low and my facial features cramped.Success is in your sights, it is true that He Lang is dizzy.

I have never been car sick, seasick, or plane sick in my life. Today, I am going to be Jiang Zhiye.

"Fly! Phoenix is ​​flying!" After going through twists and turns, Jiang Zhiye was finally able to let me go, and I was finally able to roll my eyes over.After I was put down, I really felt dizzy. Luckily, Jiang Zhiye did a full set of the show, and he still supported my waist from the beginning to the end of the performance. Otherwise, I was afraid that I would perform all kinds of flat falls on the spot.

"Brother Lang, you've worked hard!" Jiang Zhiye's eyes blinked and sparkled.

"Yeah." I was exhausted, it was hard work, playing a game was like walking 49 times in the world.

Seeing that I replied perfunctorily, Jiang Zhiye still held me in a black and round circle, blinking brightly.

"?"Any thing else?

At this moment, I suddenly noticed the expression on his face that praised me, praised me, praised me soon.

"You worked hard too, thanks to you guessing it in the end." I said a word wearily and perfunctorily.

Jiang Zhiye instantly showed his signature smile and nodded

"It's not hard, it's not hard! It's a pleasure to work with Brother Lang!"

You are so happy, you will lift weights to keep fit while on the show, tomorrow you will have six pack abs, I will experience motion sickness on the show, and I will vomit when I go home.I'm dizzy

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(1) by "CryBoyCry" BlueZoo