The CP I drink must be HE

69.

Jiang Zhiye, with a grateful face, thanked the director and turned to face me again, his face changed suddenly, and he became innocent.In your previous life, you were probably not the top performer of Peking Opera admired by thousands of people, right?This face-swapping technology is top-notch, he dares to call it first, no one dares to call it second, right?

70.

"Brother Lang, what's the matter with you!" Seeing my shocked expression, Jiang Zhiye grabbed my arm again and played on the swing full of childishness.

I fully felt his innocence and innocence.

"fine……"

"Then let's get on stage!"

Then Jiang Zhiye excitedly dragged me to the center of the stage like a puppet on a string.

The best actor is indeed the best actor, and his vision is a higher level than mine, and he is more open-minded.

But I still felt that I was not worthy of this C position, so I first stepped back in a frictional step, and then planned to slip away.

But before I could take a step, someone grabbed my arm and couldn't move it.

Looking back, I knew it was you.

"Brother Lang, the show has begun!"

When I got to the stage, I found that the program was being recorded in a small theater.I am still back to the group just now. The New Year’s theater we performed is "Bringing Love Home". Simply put, it is an advice to young people who are drifting outside Beijing to go home often.I see that each of them has drawn a character, plmm means the identity is "wife", Jiang Zhiye is the son, I am quite broken when I hear this, because if maybe Jiang Zhiye and Song Wenli are in a group, then if maybe they are If one person gets a son and the other gets a daughter-in-law...

Then my heart will be directly pink, the planet will explode, and the sea of ​​peach blossoms will bloom. I thank the heavens and thank the Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, the heavenly soldiers and generals.

71.

It's a pity that the fantasy is beautiful, but the reality is skinny. Just like the buyer show and seller show you see on Taobao, there is a gap between the sky and the earth.Not only did Jiang Zhiye fail to draw a team with Song Wenli, but the identity written on the card I drew was still

"dad"

I? ? ?What did I do wrong for God to treat me like this?

The role of father really made me dumbfounded but I had to face it.But people who are in a low place have to think about the good. I, He Lang, have played Jiang Zhiye's father's [-]th line since today, and I feel that my popularity seems to have doubled several times.

Before the small theater kicked off, the director saw that my acting skills were the most rubbish, so he deliberately pulled me and stretched out my hand emotionally, and kept swipe out as if welcoming a new world, and said to me lyrically:

"Wow"

"Father is a heavy book"

"Wow"

"It's a deep blue sea"

"Wow"

"It's a strong green tree", so I want to interpret my father's forbearance, deep greatness, red eyes, tears, and wrinkles on his face.Although I can't estimate how terrible the result of my performance will be, I still need to have confidence. What if it succeeds?So I also stretched out my hand of hope and sincerely said to the director: "Okay! Director, don't worry! In short, as soon as the red curtain of the show is opened, I will be Jiang Zhiye's father in body and mind, er, no, it is the youth of Beipiao Ono's father! This cognition will never change!"

72.

After finishing the wrinkled outfit, I looked at myself in the mirror who was wrinkled and tired. I was wearing a Chinese tunic suit and a red scarf. I have.At this moment, I feel like the daddy with the youngest mentality and the oldest appearance on this street.Coincidentally, at this moment, the old daddy met his son. Jiang Zhiye was wearing a brick red shirt, a black coat, and earth-colored pants, which should have appeared on the screen Yes, he still looks trendy when he wears it.I, who was aging instantly, perfectly interpreted the argument that people depend on clothes just now, and in less than a moment, Jiang Zhiye perfectly made a strong rebuttal that directly knocked out my argument.

What was even more surprising was that Jiang Zhiye praised me like a thunderbolt serial gun before I was still amazed.

"Looks like Brother Lang is full of charm when he's old!"

Do you see my wrinkled face is full of charm?

"I seem to see the thickness of life and mature precipitation in Brother Lang!"

I don't know the thickness of life, anyway, the thickness of hair is not too high.I don't know about the mature precipitation, but there are quite a lot of melanin precipitation.

"……thanks."

It's hard for you, but I still have to boast against my will, I said that Jiang Zhiye is the most kind in the world, no one objected, right?

The first thing you have to do in the first minute of becoming a father is that your father will not allow anyone except Xiao Song to hold your hand!

So when I saw plmm holding my son's hand in the first scene of "Bringing Love Home", I immediately yelled in a deep and hoarse voice with a bitter face

"Son one by one" and then quietly moved Ono away from plmm.

Ono himself was also very cooperative with me, he shook off the hand of his beautiful wife, and was willing to be pulled to the sofa by me to greet him willingly, crying and calling my son, er, no.

Jiang Zhiye deserves to be the movie king!I have a deep understanding of the script, and I deeply understand that the core part of this drama is family affection rather than love!Worthy of being my cub!Pure blood, just as smart!

Uh... I seem to be a little too into the drama.

73.

"Son, you are back."

"Dad has grown some vegetables this year, and they are all without pesticides. You can take them back. Now there are more or less added vegetables in the supermarket. These are grown by Dad himself..."

After I finished my lines, there was a short story about Ono and plmm. Sitting on the sofa at this moment, I suddenly remembered the director’s word forbearance. I thought that my acting skills were always too exaggerated. How should I act forbearance? I remembered watching "How to Make Good Use of Physiological Responses to Become an Actor" on a certain website before, so I took a deep breath after thinking about it and said, drink!Look how tolerant I am!

But I overestimated my lung capacity and thought I was a long-distance runner and swimmer, but in fact I was just a loyal audience of Happy Water in Fat House, so I blushed and burst into tears.

Oops, enduring the failure of image building, I feel like I'm on the verge of breaking out.

Although I feel that I am about to display the earth-shaking and mountain-shaking eruptive acting skills that I played in Long Aotian back then and are still alive after many years, the holding my breath just now helped me fulfill the last two requirements of the director: red eyes and desire for tears Can't fall.After less than 15 seconds of mind bouncing because I fulfilled the director's acting requirements, I started to panic.Because I found that I finished the director's request in less than half of the play, but after I finished the play, I deeply endured the red eyes and tears, and I didn't want to fall behind. What should I do?

I'm still hesitating, but the plot is still advancing. It feels as if I'm the only one who presses the pause button in the world, and everyone else presses the fast-forward button.

"Dad, this is my date Xiaoshan." Ono introduced me to his plmm.

"Hi, father."

This plot is about to come to me to answer the question, how should I play it!

"Hey, hey, Xiaoshan. It's been a long time since I saw you. The last time I saw you was at the wedding."

I feel that I should not continue to pretend to be deep and forbearing with this line. After I let it go, I will play it by myself. After all, I have played the role of a domineering president.

"Yes, our business is just starting, so we are busy...Dad, I bought some supplements for you. I heard that the aunt downstairs said it was very useful..." Ono got up and looked through the large and small bags on the table.

"I know you are busy with work, just remember to come back and take a look during the New Year. You don't need to bring so many things." I waved my hand quickly and replied in a low voice.The director seemed to have frowned just after I finished this scene. Did I exaggerate just now?But I always feel that even if a father sees his son again after not seeing him for a long time, no matter what, he will have uncontrollable excitement, right?

Harm, I don't want to, I am in charge of my stage, I don't want the director to think, I want to think, It'smyshowtime.

"Hey, has your mother never seen Xiaoshan?"

Ono was taken aback when he heard this, and said with a sad smile:

"right……"

"Xiaoshan hasn't seen Mother Ono either..."

Xiaoshan froze for a moment, nodded stiffly, then pulled the corner of Ono's clothes, whispered a word to Ono with a strange expression, and then Ono gently pressed her shoulder to comfort her.

Then I stood up, went to the room with a cane, took out a photo, handed it to Xiaoshan, and said:

"Your mother was very beautiful when she was young. The people who chased her all went to France, and then she chose me haha, but she is also very beautiful when she is old."

"It's really unfortunate that she went before you got married." I said hoarsely.

I can't do it anymore, I can't control it anymore, I can't continue to have red eyes and tears want to fall, I feel like I'm going to cry a lot.

"dad……"

As soon as Ono yelled dad, I started to cry, director, I'm sorry, I can't control myself ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

In the end, I staged a scene of an old father crying bitterly online for Eri Bhatty. Maybe my acting was too ridiculous, and some people even wiped their tears with tissues.How much did I cry, until the last line

"Your father and your mother don't need you to be big officials and make a lot of money, but just want you to be happy and healthy." They all shouted hoarsely.

After the performance, the staff received thunderous applause. It was the first time that I received applause instead of scolding when I acted. I felt like I was floating.

Gone with the wind is one thing, sad and moved emotions are another.

After the performance, I was still sitting under the stage wiping my tears. I felt that I had to practice the skill of retracting freely when I got home, but I didn’t know how long it would take to practice this skill in the cold spring.As soon as I finished thinking about this sentence, I had to change the tissue in my hand again.

Before I had time to take out my trouser pocket, a hand holding a paper towel with clear bones caught my eyes. I slowly raised my head again and saw a beautiful younger brother. He said with a worried and distressed face:

"Brother Lang, are you okay?"

74.

When I looked up, I realized that another group’s performance was about to start. The other group was not the point, but Song Wenli’s performance as Jiang Zhiye’s audience’s reaction was the point.

So I immediately took a deep breath, trying to hold back my tears and snot, then firmly pushed Jiang Zhiye's hand and said:

"I'm fine! Song Yiyi, uh, the next set of performances is about to start, hurry up and watch!"

But Jiang Zhiye's hand was like a rubber ball, it bounced back after being pushed away, so white tissues and white hands appeared in front of me again.

"Brother Lang doesn't need to pay too much attention to his image in front of me, because Brother Lang has always been the best in my heart."

?Brother Zhiye, this is not because I pay attention to the image, but because I want to eat sugar.But it’s not easy to say it directly, right, and Jiang Zhiye’s kindness should be that he feels that I didn’t accept his kindness so he is unhappy, okay!

So I stretched out my hand to take Jiang Zhiye's tissue, and said sincerely:

"Thank you!"

I also reminded him

"Your partner in the play is about to start acting!"

Although I got Xiaojiang's bright eyes and bright teeth, I didn't get tissues. My feeling now is that I didn't get the corresponding primary rewards in the end after playing a primary game, but I got a full-level gift package instead, because I got it. ah ah!Jiang Zhiye laughed when he heard about his partner!Who is his partner!who is it!Only Song Wenli!It's onlyyou Song Wenli!

I am very satisfied with this full-level gift package. I was so excited that I flew out of the skylight one by one and went straight to the Milky Way (1).

Then, this full-level gift package also comes with a mysterious gift, which is Jiang Zhiye to help me wipe my tears.You asked me how I felt when I received this gift, but I was a little bit strange and 99% nervous, because Song Wenli's show is about to start

"Brother Lang, don't cry, your eyes are red." Jiang Zhiye squatted down and gently wiped my face with a tissue.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not crying now, you don't need to talk to me, can you quickly move the little bench and watch the show?

And are you wiping your tears? Your trembling hands are about to insert a tissue into my eyes, okay?

"I don't have one"

"Brother Lang, why don't I tell you a joke!"

"No one by one"

No need, I thank you, you can concentrate on watching the show!

"On a very cold winter day, there was a puppy and a rooster"

I... have a bad feeling.

"The puppy was afraid that the rooster would catch a cold, so he got an electric heater, but the rooster said: "Thank you, but this is not good. Its light is like the sun. When I wake up in the middle of the night, I will mistakenly think that it is dawn and it is time to crow. . ""

...so cold.

"It's useless...I'm sorry I can't make people happy..." Jiang Zhiye said very apologetically when he saw me with a bitter face and a dazed expression.

Others also had good intentions, so I grinned stiffly and said:

"It's funny, it's funny, hahahaha, I'm very happy, you can go and see one by one"

"I...can't tell jokes... Brother Lang, I'll ask someone else before I come to you!" Jiang Zhiye interrupted me again.

Can you hear me out? ? ?

75.

For most of the show after that, Jiang Zhiye was running around. He ran to the agent and then came back to tell me jokes. This happened 49 times. If you practice running, maybe he is the next Jiang Bingtian who can win glory for the country.

When Jiang Zhiye ran over for the first time, his manager offered him water, but after Jiang Zhiye said the first sentence to him, the manager immediately had a black question mark on his face.I guess Jiang Zhiye must have opened his mouth and asked the agent directly:

"Do you have any funny jokes?"

Well, it fits his personality very well. He doesn't talk too much harshly, and he throws pots as soon as he comes, making others' heads buzzing and bees screaming.

Then Jiang Zhiye's manager, who is very capable in business, answered his question in shock. After Jiang Zhiye heard it, he repeatedly asked the manager to confirm something. As soon as he finished speaking, the manager turned his attention to me. He glared at me angrily.Okay, I guessed what Jiang Zhiye said, he must have told the shameful thing about He Lang making himself cry in an act and still not being able to calm down, and now he is still snot and crying.

"Brother Lang, let me tell you a new joke!"

I can't resist the enthusiasm, I guess I can't drink sugar, so I said disappointedly:

"well."

"This is really funny! Brother Lang, you won't be disappointed! You have to listen to me carefully"

"Once upon a time there was a pigeon..."

After he finished speaking, my face stiffened for some reason.

"Brother Lang, listen to me! You will be happy after listening!"

"Okay, haha, it's funny, it must be funny, it's happy, it must be happy."

I seem to be anesthetizing myself, hypnotizing myself No.1 in the world.

"...then it was stewed and eaten!"

"..." After the joke was finished, the air became quiet.This can't work, I can't disappoint others' good intentions, and after this incident, I found that Jiang Zhiye is very persistent in telling jokes to make others happy.

"Hahahahahahahaha" Is it enough to laugh seven hahas? If it's not enough, I don't have one, and I don't have one, because my mouth has froze.

"I'll talk about another one, Brother Lang, wait for me!" Jiang Zhiye ran to the manager dejectedly if the results were not obvious.

But unfortunately, these various animals, including pigeons, tigers, pandas, etc., are the listeners and receivers of various jokes that are the protagonists. I myself, after listening to these jokes, quietly put on a coat and pinched it afterwards I just pinched my face and mouth to see if my smile froze. If my face froze, then someone would probably come out and say that I had plastic surgery.In case the mouth freezes from laughing, it will be even worse, tomorrow the joker will be me.

Maybe I have plastic surgery parts for my face, but my pockets are empty, what plastic surgery do I get, for this kind of yxh rumors, I am naturally furious and furiously rowed to the next item.

The author says:

The source of the joke is Baidu Encyclopedia:)

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