The CP I drink must be HE

81.

"What do you find me for?"

"Ah yes, didn't we just talk about having a dinner date? I want to ask Brother Lang for his contact information!"

What movie star asked me for contact information?I panicked, nervous, trembling, shocked, and overwhelmed.

"Wait for me to take one by one"

Before I answered, Jiang Zhiye took something out of his pocket while talking, this is... want to show me a baby?The first thing he pulled out seemed to be a long pink banner with a bunch of numbers on it.Music is known to de-stress, and this scene reminded me of a song, and I couldn't help myself from blurting out:

"Holding the number plate of love?"

Jiang Zhiye ignorant jpg

He Lang crashed jpg

He Lang wants to smoke himself gif

Jiang Zhiye slowly took out the banner gif

There was an eerie silence in the air for a while, and then Jiang Zhiye slowly came back to his senses and raised his hand mechanically, pulling away the banner. The number plate of love turned out to be given to him by his fans watching his variety shows. The cheering banner I raised contains a lot of important dates belonging to Jiang Zhiye, and there are Q versions of Jiang Zhiye's characters beside it. I can recognize most of the characters because I have more or less seen them in a certain station's video Pass.Well, it really is the number plate of love.But Jiang Zhiye has really taken on a lot of dramas in recent years.

Seeing me staring at Ai's number plate, Jiang Zhiye asked me:

"Brother Lang, do you like it very much?"

"Uh...no..."

It's not a double support banner, I actually don't particularly like it!But Jiang Zhiye's Thunderbolt Cannon still didn't give me a chance to finish a sentence.

"If Brother Lang likes it, I'll give it to you! I'm very happy that Brother Lang likes this very much!" He pushed the support note into me while talking.

Is Jiang Zhiye a bit like the kind of person who will give you Jiang Zhiye fans, Jiang Zhiye posters, and Jiang Zhiye movies on your birthday?

In this case, we can only say politely and without embarrassment:

"Thank you."

"Can I ask for a gift in return?"

?what?Aren't you forcing gifts and robbing civilian men?

"If you can…"

"I want a photo of Brother Lang!"

My photos... I thought of the photos of my manager scolding me for death every time I posted a selfie on Weibo every ten or eight years, and my eyes suddenly went dark.I thought again that the only poster photo of me was a few years ago, with my chin soaring into the sky and a sweet smile, and my legs suddenly went limp.

"I... usually don't like to take pictures..."

"It's okay, let's take a picture now! Brother Lang is also very beautiful today!"

"It's either or maybe..."

"Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka."

…Brother, an e-sports player with a professional photography?This hand speed?I probably recorded every second of my surprise and panic.

And what you want is a single photo?According to me what is the value? ? ?

Then he was still not satisfied, he took a few steps back, lowered his body slightly to help me, and took a photo on the spot.

Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka, I guess it recorded the trembling frequency of my legs.

"It's finished! It looks good!" Jiang Zhiye showed me the photo.

He was sliding and talking, and my eyes were black while watching.

In the first photo, He Lang's face was full of bewilderment, and Jiang Zhiye boasted in the online circle: "Brother Lang is cute!"

This is obviously ignorant!This photo is so cute and stupid and woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

In the second photo, He Lang opened his mouth wide in surprise and Jiang Zhiye sighed: "Brother Lang's lips are as beautiful as roses!"

My mother, do you want to eat children with this mouth?

In the third photo, He Lang's eyes were full of panic and bewilderment, and Jiang Zhiye exclaimed: "Brother Lang's eyes are more beautiful than the sun, moon and stars!"

He Lang, your weakness and humbleness are clearly visible...

In the fourth photo, He Lang's short legs turned into Jiang Zhiye boasting online: "Brother Lang is a humble gentleman!"

Thanks to a certain picture Xiuxiu, the little Corgi turned into a greyhound.

In the nth photo, what is He Lang doing?

...are you singing please?

The elder brother's legs are not legs, but the dew of Jianjia in the morning light.

Brother's mouth is not a mouth, the rose in the bamboo forest hall.

Brother's eyes are not eyes, the moon in the spring and summer evenings.

thank you?

But I think for me, the reality should be like this

My brother's legs are not legs, and there is water under the bridge on the main street.

My brother's mouth is not a mouth, so it's hard to describe its strange shape.

My brother's eyes are not eyes, and there are spotlights on the dance floor. (1)

Reality VS ideal, the ideal looks more skinny, I'm sorry, I was deeply hit and resigned first.

82.

After looking at the photos, I am a broken me. I have such a good-looking me in the actor's mobile phone. Do I deserve it? How many do I match.

So I said with a trembling voice weakly: "Delete, delete, delete..."

"Oh, why did you delete it?"

Why do you have such a pity look on your face?This look will become the material of black history, right?If you don't delete it at this time, when will you leave it?

"It's so ugly, delete it..."

"Okay, if Brother Lang doesn't want it, I'll delete it... But it's really beautiful, woohoo"

You don't want to give up your love, okay?In order not to hurt my self-esteem, you are really good at acting!

Jiang Zhiye ignored my vicissitudes of being photographed by the film king, and fiddled with the phone for a while, then stared at the screen with satisfaction and said:

"Okay, now it's hard to tell who it is!"

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Zhiye was startled by me when he heard the words, and acted for me on the spot in a scene where the mobile phone was hot, and then hugged the mobile phone and said:

"It's all deleted!"

"Oh, by the way, we have a dinner date. Since we can't ask for photos, Brother Lang, can you give me your love number plate!"

"What? What card is love?"

"Number of love!"

"What? What's the number plate?"

"Number of love!"

"What's the number of love?"

"Brother's phone number and vx number plate."

...This time I understood.

So I smoothly took out my phone, and swipe open the screen in front of Jiang Zhiye.

As soon as I slid away, two faces appeared in front of my eyes, my heart skipped a beat, and I felt that the phone was hot, and I immediately locked it while throwing it between my hands.

That's right, I danced in front of the master again, and I'm still the center, even though I danced alone.

Although, I feel that I reacted quite quickly, Jiang Zhiye probably didn't see... right?Trembling, I quietly raised my head and took a look at Jiang Zhiye, no, his whole face seemed to be dark.

Is there a more embarrassing scene of falling off a horse than this?

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(1) Source: Douyin