The CP I drink must be HE

101.

When I was anxiously looking at the director and Jiang Zhiye's backs, someone suddenly patted me on the shoulder. I turned around and found that it was Jiang Zhiye's little assistant. He was holding two boxes of lunch and handed me a box saying :

"Teacher He eats first, the body is the capital of everything."

"Okay... okay, thank you."

If the body is the capital of everything, then acting is the last straw that breaks me.After I took the lunch box and opened it, I had no appetite at all. I stared blankly at the script in my hand and thought about how I could express that hidden emotion.My love for CP has always been like the water of the Yellow River, rushing down thousands of miles and never returning. I immediately started dancing on the dance floor at home when I ate any candy. scream.Perhaps because of this reason, the characters I played were all criticized for their exaggerated acting skills. I was handsome and directly acted as Killing Matron Aotian.

I found that I am really not good at acting this kind of restrained emotion, but Director Yu appreciates me so much, I must act well, try not to let me spoil a pot of porridge with a piece of mouse shit, but I couldn't figure it out What a way to bring your acting skills to full value in one day.Here I sincerely suggest that those teachers who have watched a movie in 3 minutes study how to finish a movie in 1 minute. Not only will there be no risk, but it will also be a technical job for attracting fans. Maybe the star who will become popular tomorrow is your video The next son.

102.

Just as I was pulling my hair in distress and almost pulling it into a sky-high braid, someone grabbed my hand and pulled it up gently.

"Brother Lang, be careful about middle-aged baldness."

Don't worry, I will never let myself become Zhang Dongsheng No. [-].

But with this smiling tone, I looked up, and sure enough, Jiang Zhiye was looking at me with a smile, hiss, the sun was a bit glaring, but I felt that Jiang Zhiye was more dazzling.This scene reminded me of a confession in the play. I felt like a planet was slowly splitting apart in my mind, and the fan spray hidden in the planet was slowly leaking out. This kind of mood and the excitement of craving CP It seemed a bit different when I was ascending to the sky and exploded in an instant, and I was suddenly dumbfounded.

103.

Seeing that I was stunned, Jiang Zhiye raised his other hand to help me block the sun, and said with a smile:

"Brother Lang, don't look at me yet, the sun makes your eyes uncomfortable, wait until I sit down."

"Ah, um, okay." I felt that my ears might be ringing, because I didn't understand what Jiang Zhiye said at all, I just thought this person was so good-looking, how did he manage to have his own body, no matter whether he was naked or not? blingbling effect?

"What's wrong with Brother Lang? Why don't you eat?" Jiang Zhiye took out a tissue and helped me wipe the tableware.

Jiang Zhiye's words woke up the nympho, and I realized it, and hurriedly replied:

"No, I just plan to read the script before eating. My acting skills are not good, which dragged down the entire crew..."

"It's okay, we can find some time to talk about the script. The role of Song Liandong in Tingxia's script is really difficult to play. Even I need time to digest this role."

"Hmm..." Song Liandong's role was really hard to hide and play.

"It's okay, I believe Brother Lang can do a good job."

Seeing that I was still stirring the rice with chopsticks and looking worried, Jiang Zhiye suddenly said:

"Brother Lang, let me send you a bouquet of flowers!"

"what?"

Then there are a few green broccoli lying flat around the chopsticks in my lunch box, nothing else, after all, green mountains and green waters are always love, but they are quite green.

"It's a pity that I can't send Brother Lang's beautiful flowers here for the time being, but there will be a chance in the future."

"I hope Brother Lang will be more powerful after receiving my flowers."

This color is indeed quite powerful, the power of the Hulk.

Although looking at the crooked broccoli wreath in the lunch box makes me want to laugh, but Jiang Zhiye is really good at comforting people, and it is really my honor to receive the comforting broccoli from the Lord. As for other flowers, it is natural It's just polite words, the owner of the love rose naturally has another place!I see!

So I sincerely thanked him and said:

"Thank you for the flowers. Do you have chicken nuggets? How many shall I give you?"

The exchange of chicken nuggets for New Zealand is my most sincere thanks.

"No, I'll just eat some carrots."

Then I picked out my carrots and put them in my bowl.No way, Jiang Zhiye won't know that I don't like carrots, right?This should be just a coincidence, as expected, fate is beyond words!

"Brother Lang, do you want chicken nuggets?" Jiang Zhiye held up his lunch box and said:

"No one by one"

"Here you are." There were a few chicken nuggets in my lunch box.

"Brother Lang, do you want any other vegetables?"

"No need for one by one"

"Here you are." After I finished speaking, there were a few more red and green vegetables in my lunch box, which was very similar to the healthy meals in the old school.

"stop!"

"Do you know that you are growing your body, grow your body, eat more!" Then I put the chicken nuggets and vegetables back for him.

"Okay, I will eat as I eat, I will definitely eat, thank you brother." Jiang Zhiye nodded obediently.

Jiang Zhiye paused just as he picked up the chopsticks. I asked him:

"what happened?"

He put down his chopsticks and took out his cell phone from his pants pocket.

"I'll take a picture of the box lunch first, this is Brother Lang's love for me~"

?No wait, isn't this chicken nugget originally yours?

Also, your neck is twisted to the left, your buttocks are twisted and patted on the right, three pictures on the left and three pictures on the right (1), is this necessary?

It's said that chefs don't like people leaving their food to dry, Jiang Zhiye, can you be ashamed of Aunt Box Lunch!

The wild flowers of Jiang Zhi, who were excitedly taking photos with their mobile phones, withered visibly with the naked eye after taking the photos. I looked at him very puzzled, and he said with a flat mouth:

"It's a pity that I can't post it on Weibo."

I looked down at his mobile phone, and there was an edited text on it, which read:

"A heart-pounding day [rose] in exchange for flowers!"

Picture

From the perspective of a straight man with honey sauce, there are three shabby chicken nuggets without any PS lighting and beautification, and there are a bunch of colorful carrots and beans.

The author says:

(1) Health Song

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