The CP I drink must be HE

Today Jiang Zhiye was very angry, but it wasn't because he lost his temper, but when he went to buy water, he bought two bottles.Maybe you think it’s nothing special, but for Jiang Zhiye, who always deliberately buys only one bottle and always fills me up first, today he suddenly bought two bottles, opened one of them and handed it to me to drink. Drink another bottle and something is wrong, like the sun rises in the west.

As for why I became so meticulous and even got the skill to find a needle in a haystack, it is because Jiang Zhiye is too good at sulking, and will smother himself to death.

I thought about it all afternoon and thought it might be because of the fringed leather stud coat.Jiang Zhiye mysteriously told me that there would be surprises in the next few days when he came home a few days ago, but when I came home yesterday, I saw him playing cool in a jacket with colorful tassels and leather studs.

"Brother Lang, you're back! I recorded a leather jacket commercial today and saw this dress!"

He looks like a brother, look at me, look at me, yo-yo skateboard shoes, am I the most beautiful boy on this street!

Good-looking is good-looking, after all, it is Jiang Zhiye, but it is a bit funny, what kind of outdated fashion is this?This long tassel, are you a long-haired Zhiye Xiaogongju?I really have a small head, bigbig's doubts, and then I couldn't help laughing in front of him.

Then his complacent look faded in an instant, and he pouted and asked me unwillingly:

"Aren't I handsome?"

Then I told the truth:

"Handsome is handsome, but a little funny."

Jiang Zhiye sank to the bottom of his emotions, and muttered:

"So in Brother Lang's mind, he is handsome and I am funny?"

At that time, I didn't put this sentence at ease and ran to watch the drama. Today I found that this sentence is very important. This is the key point of the case of why Jiang Zhiye is angry! (beat the table

So who is "he"?In my mind, he is more handsome than Jiang Zhiye?no?Oh, if you think about it carefully, there is one, which is my dad, but this is a son filter.And my dad can't wear a leather jacket, it's the colorful one.

Recently, Jiang Zhiye and I are relatively free. We usually sit on the sofa and watch TV at night. I find a time to put an advertisement and ask him aloud:

"who is he?"

Jiang Zhiye looked at me with a puzzled face, thought for a while and then slightly flattened his mouth:

"I don't know." Then he turned his head and continued to watch the boring advertisement.

Look, this situation is definitely angry!

I moved closer, forced his face away, held his face and asked him:

"What's the matter?"

But it's strange, why I turned into a pig when I was praised in the face, and Jiang Zhiye became so cute!

"No." Jiang Zhiye pretended that I didn't know that I didn't know.

"Who did I praise for wearing a leather jacket?" I really don't remember at all? ? ?

Jiang Zhiye remained silent.

Fine

"I really haven't." I nodded, released his face and planned to continue watching TV.

But he got excited, grabbed my hand and said:

"Three years ago, you reposted Li Xuan's program recording photos on Weibo, and you said he looks handsome in leather."

?I?three years ago?What?

I leaned against Jiang Zhiye to browse Weibo, he still pouted his head and sulked, but the arm that was touched by me remained motionless and let me bear it.

When I swiped to Weibo in the first half of the year, my fingers had already started to cramp. I felt that by the time I swiped to last year, I had already got tendinitis.

At this moment, I suddenly remembered, it’s not right, isn’t my Weibo set up to allow only half a year’s Weibo to be visible?Where did Jiang Zhiye get Weibo from three years ago?

I got up suddenly, Jiang Zhiye turned to look at me.

"Where did you see this Weibo?"

"Three years ago, you still distributed at five twenty."

I'm not asking you for specifics!And I swear I never noticed when I posted it!

"I mean, my Weibo has only been visible for half a year, and you have only followed me for less than half a year. How did you see that Weibo?"

Just now, Jiang Zhiye, who had a legitimate reason to be angry, was taken aback for a moment, and his eyes began to dodge a little, just like a dog who was caught doing something wrong.

At this point I suddenly remembered something.

"The matcha ice cream you bought before also read my Weibo?"

Jiang Zhiye raised his head and nodded slightly.

"Hate cilantro?"

He nodded cautiously again.

"Sneakers?" He nodded slowly.

"Tofu pudding?" Still nodded.

"Strawberry biscuits?"

"..."

Sure enough, he always nodded.

I dare you kid has been spying on me!You stalker!

Feng Shui took turns, I was very angry at being followed, so now Jiang Zhiye moved to me in a kneeling position.

he ripped my clothes

"Brother Lang, I didn't look at it on purpose."

With the familiar QAQQAQQAQ

Alright, tracking can be deliberate or not!

"Brother Lang..."

I ignore you, who told you to ignore me just now.And don't tear my clothes off!

"Brother Lang one by one"

Just call it, call it, call it, I don't care about you.

"Brother Lang! Forgive me! I was wrong!" He suddenly yelled and pulled my whole body to him, which scared me half to death.

With his expression and voice, I almost thought he was going to start whining in the next sentence.

"Don't pull me!"

"Don't be angry!" He used the Jiang Wukong Tightening Curse and wrapped his arms around my waist tightly.

"Let go, let go!"

"No, take care of me first."

"I'm ignoring you!" Jiang Zhiye let me go.

He still lowered his head and looked aggrieved.

It's a bit miserable for a dog to be said not to be handsome and get angry, so I said:

"Do you want to wear that dress again?"

He suddenly raised his head and looked at me. It was still the familiar sparkle, but it turned off after a while.

"No, I don't look good anyway."

You are a bit difficult to coax, brother?I will give you the steps, do you know if you know how to go down?

Damn, forget it, he's still young.

"You wear it first."

Jiang Zhiye lowered his head and shook his head again.

"Then I'm still angry, don't come into my room tonight."

He raised his head so hard that I almost thought he was going to break his neck. Take it easy, even though you are young, you can't stand it!

After being threatened by me, he finally put on the leather jacket. As soon as he put it on, I shouted with my CP strength:

"Ah, ah, ah, Jiang Zhiye is so handsome!"

He looked at me in shock for a moment.

Medicine can't...ah no...you can't stop calling, you have to call sincerely with the heart of a fanboy.

"Ah, ah, ah, Jiang Zhiye is so cool!"

Jiang Zhiye's ears started to turn red. It seemed that my plan was successful, so I added hand movements and star eyes this time, and I made a shouting gesture and shouted:

"Ahhhhhhh Jiang Zhiye is good!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jiang Zhiye, you are the most sloppy cub I've ever seen! Daddy loves... bah... I love you!!!"

Jiang Zhiye said:

"Brother Lang, you are so reluctant."

?I'm not me, I don't have my true feelings, my eyes are full of heart, it seems that I didn't shout loudly enough:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... what are you doing!"

Jiang Zhiye suddenly approached me and hugged me.

"I want to see my brother's sincerity."

Then he carried me to the bedroom.

The author says:

I forgot to move the side post I wrote during the holidays on the old website, so I am adding it now

Just treat it as if it has nothing to do with the timeline of the main text.