The CP I drink must be HE

23.

The happy mood instantly became depressed, in case... Then my happiness will be buried seven feet and sink into the sea, gone forever.

24.

I closed my eyes first and opened them slightly, with the determination to die, and then immediately widened my star eyes that appeared every time I ate CP. My friend summed it up, the star eyes are probably about to faint expression.

drink!I knew it!really!It's the couple I'm talking about!It is my love at first sight, my long-term love, my love is the best interpretation of my true self-my most real gift of knowledge!

Immediately there was a ringing in my head

"Wearethechampion~" embraces the future with open arms.

and for those who don't understand

"Loser" gives you an upside-down thumbs up.

The past few days are definitely auspicious days for five-star lianzhu. I just ate the candy at the scene in the crowd yesterday, and now I have it again!Here's your chance!Although I stepped into a minefield today, it’s okay, the evil is overwhelming, the darkness is overwhelming, and the thunder is overwhelming. Today is still a day of being crazy about CP, crazy about CP, and hitting a big wall for CP frames!

While humming to the singer and dancing, I clicked in to read the comments.

hey hey

Brother, you take the lead

we walk by the closet

Emotional love love rope swing leisurely (1)

Zhishu Dali, you are brave, and I will help you kick rocks when you see them, pull weeds when you see them, and kill enemies when you see them!You charge hard, I will block the cabinet door for you!

After I clicked in, I didn’t even open the keyboard to type the slogan, but I found that the sofa, bench, floor and ceiling had been covered by "Young spirit Jiang Zhiye [Rainbow] Ever-changing actor Jiang Zhiye [Rainbow] killer of all ages Jiang Zhiye [Rainbow]..." etc. The real rainbow fart filled with rainbows, what?You said you would kill him?No no no sister, you are too naive, a genuine rainbow fart will not be flattered, because Jiang Zhiye is worth it!

However, I saw this bunch of portraits showing Jiang Zhiye's various charms, and raised my forehead slightly, my sisters, do you want to be a little bit more aggressive?

Throwing the steamed buns in my hand, I jumped up and crackled slogans.Give me the rose, give me the red heart, give me the book, give me the book of rites, let me lead thousands of troops to drown at least one rainbow boom, how can we not face each other if we know the book and the ceremony, at least Grab a corner!

I can skip eating for now, my cp must not be BE!

After all, when the sky is about to drop the real hammer on people who eat cp, they must first suffer from their will, exhaust their muscles and bones, starve their skin and skin, and empty their bodies.

For the beautiful love, me!willing!meaning!

25.

In the early hours of the morning, I was so tired that my fingers cramped after fighting the enemy's hand-to-hand, speed-double, rainbow, fart, and resourcefulness all night.

I have a husky doll next to my bed, I always thought it was cute, but today I think he is a bit of an eyesore.You ask me why I find it a bit of an eyesore, because you remind me of my thunder point.On Weibo, there is a sequelae of fighting to the death with the witty words of others, that is, a period of freestyle suddenly comes.

"Why did you become ugly?" You are usually cute and silly, why did you suddenly become vicious and hideous?

Brother, it will change back tomorrow, I poked its face and fell asleep.

it sticks out its tongue

"My hen!"

26.

The next morning I was woken up by a ringing bombardment of calls from my agent. I glanced at the caller, half buried my face in the pillow, picked up the phone and said:

"Don't remind me of the fat house happy water, I just want to sleep..."

"Sleep you paralyzed,"

"Thank you, no hi, I'm tired."

"Hey you big head, get up on the show."

On the show?It's not that I heard wrong, right?Isn't the unveiling a show?

Uh... are you asking me what an unveiling is?That is, I once helped lift the curtain covering the stage on a program, referred to as the unveiling.

I kicked the quilt away with a jio, and sat up with a kick.

Hallelujah!As the hymn came to mind, I sighed from the bottom of my heart that I could support my wife again!All the gray buttons change color, oh!I am a loving and righteous donor again.

"I can!"

The broker was speechless.

"Can you still?"

"The fat house happy water at the entrance of your village has changed its packaging and increased its price."

ah?It's only been a few days, and he has turned into something I can't afford to drink... Sadness flows upstream like a river.

"If you don't seize the opportunity, you will be eliminated by society."

My agent, through a bottle of fat house happy water, summed up such a profound result.

"It's a big show, and the address has been sent to you, so come quickly when the rehearsal time is up."

"Ah yes."

When I saw the name of the show, I first paused, then I threw my phone away and played solo on the bed.

"ohhputyourhandsupputyourhandsup"

Sitting on the head of the bed with the hideous husky today, I am not surprised by my transformation after one night

"..."

After playing the disco, play hallelujah at twenty times speed again!I can enjoy CP on the spot, woo woo woo!Thanks to the brilliant and great mother who gave birth to me in this era of frequent CPs, and thanks to my agent who never believed in me for helping me find the show!The most important thing is to thank the parents of Jiang Zhiye and Song Wenli. Without you, there would be no real knowledge and ceremony!My Academy Award-worthy acceptance speech perfectly captures how I feel right now.

After a while, I looked at the details of the show, including the guests, show time and location, and I went crazy instantly after watching it.

It's today!It's today!

Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben tell each other is today!

Their lucky day is today!

One of the big days when they are heading towards a hundred years together is today!

Moreover, this time, I have my name on the program recording sheet, and I am no longer the intermission entertainment performer that includes dozens of people, and there are about 10 minutes of performance time in total.It's wonderful, it's a combination of work and rest, Ness!

Tired, I could do it again, I got up in an instant, changed clothes and rushed to the program recording site.

27.

Arriving at the scene too early, I was full of expectations and squatted in the corner to know my knowledge, but what surprised me was that the great actor Jiang Zhiye arrived at the scene earlier than me. When I arrived at the shooting scene, Jiang Zhiye had already I was joking and chatting with the director.

Crouching in the corner, I looked at Jiang Zhiye and lamented that this man who can make me yell Jiang Zhiye XALL really is not perfect from the inside to the outside.Let me give him a wave of CP pink filter rainbow waterfall every day, what he said is like a geometric sacred thing, his figure is Leonardo da Vinci's Vitruvian man himself, his His appearance has the dangerous attraction of Narcissus. When he moves, the starry night stirs the heartstrings. If he does not move, David is majestic!

I have to once again sincerely lament how good my vision is.

I don't know if it's my old father's eyes that are too hot or Jiang Zhiye's perception ability is maxed out. I was chatting with the director while looking at the stage, and he suddenly turned to my angle. His gaze met my idiot gaze. with.His eyes are upright, full of righteousness and awe-inspiring, but my eyes are full of ulterior motives and full of mischievousness.Why do I suddenly have the feeling that the stalker has been discovered?But the stalker is really not me, but my eyes.So I slowly and slowly looked away, pretending I was looking at the stage.But this strategy didn't seem to be very successful, because Jiang Zhiye walked towards me firmly.Every time he took a step, my eyes trembled, the corners of my eyes twitched, and the corners of my mouth twitched. The fear of being dominated by the head teacher who only showed his eyes outside the window returned at this moment.

28.

It took about a minute or two, but it seemed like a long century in my heart, Jiang Zhiye finally walked in front of me with colorful auspicious clouds, bah, brisk steps.

"Good morning, Teacher He." Jiang Zhiye greeted me with a smile.

Oh my god, it's the first time I'm so close to cooking, Jiang Zhiye's smile is really full of spring, orange blossoms are blooming, very sunny and sea, my heart is pounding.

He Lang!You wake up!Don't show that idiotic expression again!Keep in mind that the purpose of cp fans is to love the two cooks and let them thrive and meet at the peak!

But the first thought after waking up was, my mother, the actor called me Mr. He, am I worthy?I do not deserve.

"Morning, Teacher Jiang."

"..."

The air became quiet for a moment, silent and awkward.

In order to avoid embarrassment, I decided to take the initiative to strike hard.Probably because of the new year, this stage is full of Chinese red.

"This stage is booming and joyful, which is very suitable for marriage."

My mind was confused, and Jiang Zhiye's smile also froze.

I just want to slap myself with a slap in the face of Nanny Rong.

Then our film star replied in embarrassment:

"Well, sure."

In order to avoid the air becoming more awkward, I added another sentence:

"The new year will definitely be prosperous and happy."

"Yeah." The actor's smile didn't froze this time, he was still smiling happily, feeling like I should be right!

But our film king is really well-trained, not only is he top-notch in appearance, but he is also not rococo.Worthy of being my pick!

After a while, Song Wenli also came, and there were only the two of them left in my world. I bowed my head and asked Song Wenli to come to Jiang Zhiye's side with the highest courtesy of welcoming guests.

Song Wenli said hello to Jiang Zhiye, they must have been missing each other for a long time like three autumns.

Song Wenli also smiled at Jiang Zhiye, this is a proper flirt with other people's unscrupulous eyebrows, it's teasing, seduction, or love.

Jiang Zhiye patted him on the shoulder, a skin-to-skin contact exploded the passion and sparks between them.

This is so rounded that they hug each other!

I have moved to the Civil Affairs Bureau, please get married right away, okay?You see, this setting is bright and popular, doesn't it look like the big red and happy words on the wedding day?

What is happier than steaming sugar, and what is luckier than eating sugar on the spot.My villa at the bottom of the pit has added another layer, and by the way, I have added bricks and tiles to strengthen it a lot.

But why is the word Honghongxixi so familiar?I seem to have used it somewhere?My thoughts suddenly came to a screeching halt. I seemed to want to say that it was booming, but fortunately, the actor didn't notice.

But everything is floating clouds, I just need to focus on the present moment, my cpHE is up, my life is happy, and the recording of the show has started.

The author says:

"Weare the champion"

Source: Queen of Wearethechampion

"Loser"

Source: "Loser" Bigbang

"ohputyourhandsupputyourhandsup" comes from "PutYourHandsUp" NadineCoyle

(1) Source "Tracker's Love"