The CP I drink must be HE

163.

I took Lily's yo dare to go home. When I was cleaning up the rest of the wine yesterday, I found that the packaging of this wine was a bit strange. It looked different from other beers. Tall and easily broken wine.

I don't know if I dare or not now, but I am very clear now, because I know that the truth cannot be blamed on Jiang Zhiye, because it is my fault, so I dare!Dare to take responsibility!

So under the persuasion of the emotional master Matthew Lily and knowing that the broken piece of wine is the root of all evil, I tried it many times in the past few days, including Olive!I'm going to eat an olive.rush!I quickly watch TV.liver!I want a game.But I still have some hesitation about it, after all, because of what happened at home, I don’t seem to have taken the initiative to fight for my feelings. I don’t know if Jiang Zhiye’s words were a spur of the moment after drinking. After watching the video of CP, my heart beats. I don't know if it's just CP's heartbeat. I still have doubts about whether this kind of relationship can last for a long time, until I saw a circle of friends among Lili's thousands of pseudo-literary posts.

Lily:

I love this poem by Yu Xiuhua!

"I love you"

"If I send you a book

i won't send you poetry

I want to give you a book about plants, about crops

Tell you the difference between rice and weeds

Tell you about the spring that a tares tree fears" (1)

164.

When I first read it, I just thought that Lily was going into a literary style again, so I planned to glance at it casually, but suddenly saw the sentence "the difference between rice and weeds", and remembered Jiang Zhiye came to look for the weeds picked up on the road. My evening, and his whispered explanations of rice and weeds.I also thought of the countless moons he sent me, especially the full moon, the moonlight shining into my window through the pictures in countless long nights, all of which are affectionate but unspeakable I love you, When I didn't realize it and fell asleep with the quilt in my arms in the middle of the night, he had already silently said "I love you" thousands of times under the lonely moon at the other end.What he wants to share with me is not only the streamer at night, but also the heart of "the moonlight is so beautiful tonight."

I suddenly felt a gust of warm wind blowing into the bottom of my heart, blowing away the rain and fog in front of the window of my heart, making my emotions surge out, and my heart beat uncontrollably.As Song Liandong, I naturally understand what a grand gift and deep affection secret love is. Since he is willing to love carefully for me, I am also willing to bravely take risks for him.So I thought, Jiang Zhiye starting today is my first adventure.Forever in the future, he will be the sweetheart that I try my best to be together.

165.

Now that I am sure that I am willing to take risks, I will become a "dare" god!In addition, I also asked on the Internet if there is any way to evoke memory, and finally came to the conclusion that the most reliable way is to do similar things, that is to say, I want to reverse Jiang Zhiye, so that he can I can remember it!Now that I have a brave heart and a clear goal, what I need is a thousand layers of routines. I was troubled and suddenly thought of a good helper.

So I skillfully opened a certain station. This time, the homepage of a certain station has taken on a new look because of the wild wolf I brushed for nearly eight hours a few days ago, but occasionally my past is still mixed in.

I slipped my hand and accidentally clicked on a video about Zhishu Dali. The material in the video came from the same food show that Jiang Zhiye and Song Wenli participated in. In the video, the scene where Jiang Zhiye handed the bowl and spoon to Song Wenli was cut. Instantly added a screen full of pink bubbles and little red hearts.

I snorted dismissively in my heart, and said to myself angrily:

"Wild wolves give broccoli, do you have it? Ye wolves have the friendship of exchanging chicken nuggets and vegetables, do you have it! You guys need to add pink bubbles and hearts, and ours should add red lanterns. Excited! We are the real ones! Kouheng!"

This damn system somehow pushed me another video of Han Jiangxue, which was accompanied by a little sweet music.I was a little sour after reading it, and said to myself:

"No... isn't it just the same stage! The wolf also slept with... the same bed!"

I blocked the video while bluffing, but when I blocked it, a prompt popped up:

This video has been viewed more than a thousand times by you and is included in your [My love can be BE, my cp must be HE] favorites, are you sure to delete?

Who... who hasn't passed yet!With a wave of my hand, I blocked it at once, and then changed the favorites to [The cp I didn’t eat before must be HE], and finally refreshed with confidence, only to find that the home page was full of

Hands...handcuffs?

Sliding further down, there appeared... footcuffs? ?

Then there is the lamb shank barbecue? ? ?

Homophone search engine, artificial mental retardation!

I took the blocking action again without thinking, and now I am an emotionless blocking machine, mechanically clicking repeatedly to block, filling in the reasons for blocking, and confirming.

After my hard work, I finally succeeded in clearing the Internet, and the rest of the homepage are all sweet little fresh wild wolf videos.

Click on the first video: [Wild Wolf ylszd] It turned out to be true

This is a song about me and Jiang Zhiye's eye cut together, various eyebrows expressing affection and falling in love.In this cut, I not only stared at Jiang Zhiye offstage, but also raised eyebrows and winked openly on stage, and dared to drive with my eyes.After reading it with an idiotic smile on my face, I picked up my small book of thousands of layers of routines and wrote down: drive with your eyes.

Melaleuca Routine+1

The second video: [ylszd] The moon says he knows

When I saw this title, my heart sank instantly. Sister, tell me the truth, did you install a pinhole camera on us?Isn't the title too fitting? ? ?

This video is based on literature and art, but the main theme is still clear, and He Lang's little thoughts and moons know it.In the video, He Lang, a young genius in ordinary love, bravely pursues love, and gives various gifts to the ruthless boss Jiang Zhiye every day. The video also shows various couple pendants with Jiang Zhiye that I don’t know, including Not limited to bracelets, watches, sports shoes, jackets, hats, etc.

Well, give a gift.Melaleuca Routine+2

The third video: [ylszd] ylszd tears are real

You are all spelling talents. You have spelled all kinds of tricks in the sentence ylszd. I can't help but applaud you all.

Looking at the feeling of familiarity welled up in my heart, because I saw the sheets.

There are only three good things that are probably true, and there are only three good routines.

I thought your tears were your tears, who knew it was mine?I thought your tears were produced psychologically, who knew they were physical tears?And why, again, I, so, made the bed of my own accord? ?Why does Jiang Zhiye sit on a stool and tilt his head to look at me with a stern face in every video? ? ?

I picked up the pen and looked at my small book of thousands of layers of routines and fell silent.

Too many elements to summarize.

So I opened Weibo Yelang Chaochao, and this opening was like walking into the forest in the ecological documentary, the screen was full

Wild wolf isre AOAOAOAO! (doge face

Wild wolf szd woo woo woo woo! (Husky flicks tongue

Let's ignore this pile of wolves, and if you go deeper, you will enter the Peach Blossom Land, where the grasslands are green and green.

I don't have to get married, the wolf I'm drinking must get married! 【Tree】

I could be a dummy plastic blowup doll but the wolf must be real! 【Grass slope】

Wish to be a grassland where wild wolves can survive! 【Green Green Lawn】

Although the full screen green is indeed a bit weird, but it is very suitable to tell the other party through brainwashing that we are a natural couple, so that our noses can smell the real fragrance, thank you for learning, thousands of layers of routines +3

Through the indirect help of all the wild wolf sisters, I decided to use the thousands of layers of routines to bravely chase love and help Jiang Zhiye recover his memory.

"Eyes, Hands, Nose, Bed"

Eyes, eyes drive.

Hand, hand gift.

Nose, the nose smells really sweet.

Beds... beds... three should be enough!

In addition, I always feel that these videos seem to imply something. After thinking about what Lili said, I think I really got the true meaning of cultivating into a yo god this time, so I wrote a sentence on the cover of Thousand Layer Routine :

Dare, I have fairy love!

The author says:

(1) Paste here is the entire poem by Teacher Yu Xiuhua. The unique tenderness and affection in the countryside are really touching.

"I love you"

I love you to be alive, fetch water every day, cook and take medicine on time

Put yourself in when the sun is shining

like putting a piece of tangerine peel

Drinking tea in rotation: chrysanthemum, jasmine, rose, lemon

These beautiful things seem to take me on the road to spring

So I hold down the snow in my heart again and again

they are too white

too close to spring

Read your poetry in a clean yard.

this human affair

Trance like a sparrow flying by suddenly

And the time is bright and clear.

I'm not fit for heartbreak

if send you a book

i won't send you poetry

I want to give you a book about plants, about crops

Tell you the difference between rice and weeds

Tell you about the spring when a barnyard tree is worried