The CP I drink must be HE

34.

Before the game started, the host called us to group up. As a cp fan of Zhishu Dali, I only have two roles, which is to be their matchmaker and cover person. When they are separated, I will pull them together. If you want to sprinkle sugar, just be obedient and wait for the feed, and when you see their eye contact, help him reach the door of the cabinet, and let them love me and me sweetly behind me.

With me, know the book and give me a gift!The two cp fans are one family, folks and sisters, get ready to produce food tonight!

The process of grouping is very boring, that is, the two hosts stand in front of the platform with their eyes closed, and as the bgm sounds, we put on a pose in the back, all the left and all the right, and then the audience responds very cooperatively wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Doubt they were invited.Then there was a sudden stop in the middle, when everyone was still standing still, there was only one person on one side, following this embarrassing situation, onlyyou sounded from the background.Well, for the program group, I know you have a script, so stop messing around, can't you divide them into groups?

Everyone is a suspense maker without emotion, but I am the only one who stands out, He Duxiu, who is a material maker who knows books and rituals. Wherever there are Jiang Zhiye and Song Wenli, I will go there. Typically, I will go wherever there is sugar.

But life is always full of surprises, when everyone seems to be about to stand still, I suddenly found out that Jiang Zhiye and I are in the same group!But that's not the point, the point is that he's not in the same group as Song Wenli!So I cleverly calculated how to pull them together in a few seconds, and then drifted to Song Wenli's original group at high speed before Song Wenli planned to go to another group, filling the last position for them.I swear this is the first high-speed ride in my life, and the stamina is a bit strong. After rushing, I feel that my steps are sloppy, but it may also be that the old machine is so bad that the brain hurts so much that it doesn't listen.

shredded coconut!After a short period of dizziness, I quietly applauded my efforts.but!I can’t get too excited yet, because I still have one thing to do, that is, I’m not in a group with them, ah, ah, ah, ah, half a stage away, it’s like a galaxy, and I can eat any hidden candy No, what is the meaning of such a life!No, I absolutely cannot accept this!

At this time, an adventurous host was about to move, and I, with sharp eyes, immediately tried to shoot him, move, move, move, and even hooked my fingers to come, come, come, come.Efforts are fruitful, one second before the bgm stops him!move!up!

When his feet moved, I quickly drifted back to Zhishudali's team again.But this time I was not so lucky. When I rushed to their group, I slipped on the sole of my foot and almost had intimate contact with the floor, but at the critical moment, Song Wenli grabbed me.Just as I looked up to thank him, I felt my other arm being pulled too.I looked up, and Jiang Zhiye's cold face instantly became full of worry. Seeing me looking up, he reminded me with a gentle smile:

"Teacher He, be careful."

"thanks."

After I stood still, I thought they would let go, but they kept pulling.The whole audience saw me being supported by my two sons, like a disabled person.

"..." Jiang Zhiye stared at me firmly, then suddenly raised his head to look at Song Wenli.

"..." I stared at my arms intently and guessed when they let go. I don't know what expression Jiang Zhiye used to glance at Song Wenli, but Song Wenli seemed to be stunned for no reason.

"That... I stand up." I once again felt weak and helpless in front of two people who were 185+ like a wall.

"..." Their hands are still holding me tightly, no one pays attention to me, can they not hear me?

"Hands...you can let go" I said a little louder, but I didn't fucking notice that I still had a microphone in my hand.

So this sentence became a sentence with more than 300 stereo sounds surrounding the entire recording hall.

Lord of the Earth, God of Earth, you should bury me.

Only then did Song Wenli let go of his hand and walked away, so the lineup changed to Jiang Zhiye in front of me. He let go of his hand and turned around to remind me again:

"Teacher He should be careful when playing games for a while, don't fall, don't hurt yourself."

Comes with a signature smile.

I deeply understand that driving should not drift, and loved ones will cry.

The host who I thought he was going to another group just wanted to stretch his muscles and had no intention of changing groups, but he changed groups silently after seeing me rushing over.

35.

There was a moment of embarrassment on the court, and I was an embarrassment maker.The sugar was not produced, and the output was embarrassing. What a derelict powdered sugar machine.

I glanced at the camera crew, they seemed to be holding back their laughter.Uh... Can this episode not be broadcast?

Jiang Zhiye's expression returned to normal at this moment, with a humble and gentlemanly face.

etc! WAIT!Did I just drink something!Song Wenli catch me! Wuli Jiang's actor couldn't control his expression and turned cold!He even looked up at Song Wenli!Why did he suddenly look at me and Song Wenli again!there is only one truth!He was warning him!Tell him I'm jealous, I'm jealous, I'm jealous, how can you catch others!How can you have skin-to-skin contact with other people!And a little [-]th line!The actor was so jealous that he couldn't control his expression, this is really shocking sugar!Oh, I am a cute and versatile editing team. Please cut this scene out. I am willing to sacrifice myself to become a sister!

But Best Actor Jiang, tsk tsk tsk, you're such a jerk.But Iamlovingit!

36.

"The warm-up is over! Then let's enter the first game!" With the end of the awkward grouping, we started the first session of the game "New Year's Greetings Megaphone". Guess by mouth shape and then pass it on, the last team member who guesses the most correctly wins.

Our group started this game first, and after learning the lesson of drifting, this time I dilly-dally planned to wait for Zhishu Dali to stand together before going over.But even though Song Wenli was the first to walk to the middle of the stage honestly, Jiang Zhiye seemed to stand still beside me with the same thought that the enemy could not move me. I sneaked a look at him and found that he was also watching Me, we looked at each other awkwardly, as if there was a strange atmosphere floating between us in which you blink if you dare to move.

But Jiang Zhiye didn't move, how dare I move?I just found out that Jiang Liao Zhiye would stand with Song Wenli as long as he walked straight, so I couldn't move, because if I moved, I would lose a shocking candy, then I would be ashamed of all the CP elders, Lianhuan Kowtow can not apologize.

"Teacher He, please." Jiang Zhiye not only opened his mouth, but also bent over and stretched out his hand to signal me to go on stage first.

The actor is really kind, and he is too considerate in taking care of the [-]th line.Knowing that it is not easy for me to have no lens, he helped me make up the lens.

"You first." I also bowed to him politely and asked him to come on stage first.

"You first." Jiang Zhiye bent his waist lower again.

Jiang Zhiye, do you really not consider changing your name to Jiang Zhili?What I'm talking about is the knowledge of "knowledge of books and rituals", and the ritual of "knowledge of books and rituals".

Those who are close to Zhu Zhechi, those who are close to Li are Li, they are indeed a pair of positive and sunny cp, awsl who have a positive influence on each other.

I, as a fan of knowing the book and reaching the ceremony, how can I be defeated?So I bent down a little more.

No... Have you seen this scene before?Why so familiar?

"Come on, Zhiye!" The host probably couldn't take it anymore because of our respect as a guest, and finally shouted Mai.

Only then did Jiang Zhiye straighten his waist and walk towards the stage, before turning around, he made another instruction:

"Teacher He, come up quickly."

37.

Although the procedure is full of heartache, but!The final victory is still mine! The CP got together, and I will sing "oh I am the champion"... I raised my feet and walked towards the stage where cpp is blooming red and brightly.

Not wait?What are you doing with Jiang Zhiye?

Your fucking snake-like walking is more coquettish than I was just now!

Jiang Zhiye could go straight to the seat next to the fourth seat where Song Wenli was sitting, but he just took a wrong path and rushed towards the second seat.

Damn, the world is not straight.

So I could only walk to the third seat and sit down with a sigh of relief.I looked to the left, then to the right, and felt like a mud-stone wall between the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, full marks for getting in the way.

When I was very disappointed in this world, the host at No. [-] suddenly picked up his microphone, and I immediately felt that the world was worth looking forward to.

He said, "Zhiye, would you like to change places with me?"

I instantly showed a black question mark Yao Ming face to the host, I thought you were a magpie bridge, who knew you were just a wall higher than me?

Fortunately, our actor shook his head and said:

"I think the location is fine."

not bad?Does that mean there is still room for improvement?So I mustered up the courage to ask Jiang Zhiye:

"Then why don't you change your seat with me? The scenery here is better."

The air was very quiet for a while, others' minds were filled with poetry and wisdom, but mine was filled with cp-colored water.Jiang Zhiye rejected it, isn't it natural for the host to reject you?If I knew the result, why should I... I can't achieve my goal and I may be scolded and posted. The point is not to be scolded and posted. The point is that after being scolded, I may not be able to be on the same stage. tears.The world is too ugly, everything is so pale...

I embarrassingly picked up the microphone and hesitated to speak, and I put down the microphone in embarrassment to force nothing.

When a crow was about to fly by in embarrassment, Jiang Zhiye picked up the microphone domineeringly, and said with a smile:

"Okay, thank you Teacher He."

The flowers and trees are thriving, the world is as beautiful as before, and everything is colorful!

38.

After a deliberate switch of positions, the game finally begins.

Putting on the earphones, I once again discovered the blood relationship between the program group and Zhi Shu Da Li.The song that is broadcast here is "Ruji Ruoliu", many original songs adapted from CP songs!I was so excited that I almost couldn't help singing a song, but for the great goal of playing cp live in the future, I still held back and hummed to myself:

"Looking at each other without words every time is born from true feelings

Every time he pretends to be alienated, he gives him new meaning

want to stop talking

no more posturing

no longer hide

I want to be on a much-anticipated spring day

Read aloud the love poem I wrote to you"

Happy times are always short, as another presenter said:

"Okay, please read the first New Year's message to be delivered, this one can be said to be relatively simple."

The game started soon, and as an important person in the second position, I watched the lip-syntheses of the first host very carefully.It only took a few seconds for me to be very sure of the answer. I patted my chest/chest towards the host and made a confident ok gesture.

I turned around and yelled the title at Jiang Zhiye at the top of my lungs:

"I like you."

The author says:

"Weare the champion"

Source: Queen of Wearethechampion