The CP I drink must be HE

207.

Later, Jiang Zhiye had to pick up my mobile phone, put his head in front of my eyes and threatened me to change the wallpaper with a smile.

"Brother Lang, change the wallpaper to me~"

"..."

He moved closer and tilted his head and asked:

"Brother Lang?"

I supported my waist as if I was old, waved my hands and said:

"...I'm in pain all over and I don't have the energy to speak."

Jiang Zhiye shrank his neck when he heard the words, drooped his ears and said cautiously:

"I'm sorry Brother Lang, I just went too far."

Thinking of someone who was so fierce every day not long ago, I was speechless but could only say weakly:

"...You also know that you are too much? I see that no matter how I scratch, howl, howl, you still keep exerting force, thinking you don't know?"

"Brother Lang didn't shout?"

"what?"

Jiang Zhiye said solemnly and very firmly:

"Brother Lang was calling, but he wasn't shouting. I heard it very clearly and liked it very much, because Brother Lang's voice is very one-by-one."

I sat up with my face flushed regardless of the pain in my body and patted his face with my paw.

"shut up!"

Jiang Zhiye rubbed his furry head against the paw I slapped on it and said:

"Brother Lang, I'm sorry." Adding the familiar QAQ.

Seeing me paralyzed back on the bed like a dead fish, he tugged at the hem of my clothes again, and said in a sticky, milky way:

"Brother Lang, definitely next time."

?What?

"No, I mean it will definitely not be like this next time!"

I poked the head of his leaning over and said:

"Do you think I'll believe you? Those who posted on the bullet screen will definitely next time?"

As he spoke, he crawled forward again, took my hand with both hands and placed it on his chest, saying:

"I promise!"

Seeing his pitiful face, I raised my hand and patted his head with difficulty and said with an understanding expression:

"Forget it, I'm fine. It's understandable to be angry when I see you and other people's CP. From now on, I will only drink ours. Don't be angry."

Jiang Zhiye embraced me, then shook me and said:

"Actually, I'm still a little angry...unless..."

Jiang Zhiye: The universe and the Milky Way are famous and shameless No.1.

"Unless what?"

"Unless Brother Lang changes the wallpaper to me, I won't be angry."

Jiang Zhiye: No.1 rubbing nose on face in history.

"Anyway, it was me before, and now it's almost just me!"

"...Do you have another name, Charlie Chuck?"

Jiang Zhiye tilted his head and looked puzzled:

"Ok?"

"Cousin with tea in the tea."

Seeing me looking at him speechlessly, Jiang Zhiye immediately said pitifully with his fingers:

"Brother Lang, you see, we are obviously together but we can't hold hands openly, we can't let go of all passionate love in summer, we can't hold hands in winter to watch the snow, we can't use love, and we can't stay together every day. No, that won't work either, now I can't even set up a wallpaper, I can't do anything..." Jiang Zhiye glanced at me as he spoke, seeing that the corners of my mouth were twitching indifferently, he pouted and popped out two words:

"Woooo."

Made, Jiang Zhiye ordered Rick me.

"All right! I'll change! I'll change the wallpaper and lock screen to you now, okay?"

"Okay!" Jiang Zhiye nodded happily.

I feel like a fool, I got caught n times and still fell.

"It's changed." After randomly changing a picture of Jiang Zhiye's intensive editing, I brought the phone in front of Jiang Zhiye, Jiang Zhiye nodded with satisfaction, and then snatched my phone away.

"What are you doing again?"

I saw that Jiang Zhiye opened Weibo, unblocked the super chats of other CPs one by one, and then typed Yelang in the search bar, which helped me to follow Yelang cp super chats, and finally reconfirmed that the super chat list of following only Wild wolf cp.

"Happy?"

"Yeah." Jiang Zhiye nodded his head.

Can you give me back your phone? "

Jiang Zhiye held the phone tightly, shook his head and said:

"I... I'll check again!"

Do you want to spend your whole life with your mobile phone?

Looking at the back of Jiang Zhiye holding his mobile phone and enjoying himself, I suddenly remembered something, so I asked him:

"Jiang Zhiye, who called you just now?"

Jiang Zhiye paused holding the phone for a while, then answered casually:

"Huh? It's just harassing calls."

"Harassing phone calls?"

Jiang Zhiye said in a cold tone:

"Yes, this kind of harassment is annoying."

208.

I thought he was referring to fans who obtained his contact information through illegal means, so I wanted to say something, but he suddenly pressed his phone and asked me:

"Brother Lang, what does the eyes driving in the todolist in this memo mean?"

...Oops...Oops...I forgot to delete the phone backup of Thousand Layers Routine.

"Brother Lang, are you learning how to drive?"

"Yes! You have to have a good eye when driving." I said and winked at him to show him my clairvoyance, which is limited to cp.

Jiang Zhiye instantly blushed to the base of his neck and said:

"Brother Lang, don't throw...throw..."

"...?"

"Don't wink, I can't stand it..."

"..."

Thank goodness for Jiang Zhiye's brain circuit!

"What is the smell of real fragrance?"

... Miserable... Miserable... The crisis has not been resolved, and comrades still need to work hard.

"Is Brother Lang learning to cook recently?"

"Yes! I'm currently training to become a master chef, Little He Lang!"

I'm not lying, I'm good at cooking instant noodles and cooking rice at the Michelin level.

"Ah! I want to eat the dishes made by Brother Lang!"

shredded coconut!Cute Xiaojiang's brain circuit is out of control!The crisis is over!

"Brother Lang, what does the word bed mean?"

...I petrified on the spot...

My brain is running fast, should bed be able to make up two neat words with the above words?

"bed linings."

Jiang Zhiye looked at me in a daze.

Yes, this one won't work, it's a dead thing, and the others are all vivid words!

"It's not bedding, it's something else..." Let me think about it.

"Punching on the bed...?"

Suddenly, a voice helped me clear the fog and reach my heart. I felt the dawn that could completely fool me, so I said excitedly:

"Yes! I have practiced hard and am very good at this!"

This is it!Four words and two words match nouns and verbs exactly!

"Thank you, my savior Jiang Yiyi"

"Thank you Brother Lang..." Jiang Zhiye said with red ears.

?Is it the other way around

"Brother Lang worked so hard for me, I am very touched, thank you."

"But in fact, I like Brother Lang no matter what his skills are."

As the conversation progressed, I became more and more confused... what is this bed punching thing?

The author says:

Don't give up on me for a while today!