The CP I drink must be HE

As "Stop Summer" was about to be released, my agent asked me to clear up all the fans on Weibo. I was very puzzled and asked him why, and he said that it looked very bad when I opened it now.

I was just puzzled at first, until I opened the fan list and found all kinds of avatars posing, and immediately realized the seriousness of the matter, so I made up my mind to start the He Lang 360 garbage cleanup operation with a huge amount of work.

When He Lang 360 Weibo cleaning master cleaned up the portal, I found a very strange thing, that is, every tens or hundreds of users in my fan list would have a large number of users with pink profile pictures.

This reminds me of the fear of being dominated by more and more fans and scolding people.Really, the slightest fear, trembling all over.

So I planned to become Sherlock Holmes-He Lang, and investigate whether this pink head portrait is an enemy or a friend.

I clicked into the first Weibo of my younger sister with a pink profile picture, and a screen full of small skirts came into my eyes, and I didn't find anything unusual when I swiped down, so I continued to look at the next one.

From the second time, I began to feel that something was wrong, because when I clicked on the girl’s full-hearted profile picture, all of them were men’s sneakers of various brands. When I first saw this situation, I was still thinking that maybe this sister’s Is Weibo just for boyfriends?Or is it a male fan who likes pink?

So I didn’t take it seriously at the time, until I saw several Weibo posts with pink avatars all kinds of men’s clothing in a row, and I gradually realized the problem.

Yes, a pink avatar clicks into men's clothing. It can be explained by male fans who like pink or female fans who have boyfriends, but with such a large list, it is difficult to explain it with this logic, right?

So I took a closer look at their ids again, and I was particularly concerned about the few ids hidden in the back.

User id "Lango's Darling"

Signature: I am He Lang's only one, and He Lang is my only one.

? darling

Does this name sound familiar?

User id "Lang Ge's Lover"

Signature: Stop dreaming, it’s me, it’s me, it’s me, it’s not you, it’s not you, it’s definitely not you.

?lover

There seems to be a story behind this name?

User id "Moon tares and you"

Weibo Certification: Wild Wolf Super Talk Host

Looking at the configuration of the moon and weeds, this is really the only one.

Staring at the eight big characters of the little host of Wild Wolf Chaohua, I suddenly remembered that one night before, I found someone in Jiang secretly watching Wild Wolf Chaohua.

Case solved.

Once the case was solved, the suspect opened the door of the house.

Not long after the "click" sounded, I fell into the suspect's arms. I pushed the suspect and said:

"Go and change your clothes first!"

The suspect, who hadn't realized his identity had been exposed, rubbed my neck and said:

"Brother Lang, I've been walking for a long time today. I'm so tired. I need to charge the battery first."

I shrugged my shoulders and said:

"It's getting late, go take a shower and rest."

Not only did Jiang Zhiye not listen to what I said, but he stretched out his arms and wrapped his arms around my waist, saying:

"No, just charge for a while first."

As he spoke, he wrapped his arms around my waist and fell down on the bed. He also moved his hands up and down, as if he was going to raise the sun into the cave.

Facing this suspect who didn't know what to do, when he was about to kiss me, I said:

"The more popular the profile picture, the more ruthless the curse?"

Then no matter how much I tease him, Xiao Jiang, who would ignore Sanqi 21 and kiss first, stopped in an instant.

Looking at his expression, I thought to myself: I am worthy of being Sherlock Holmes-He Lang.

Acting expert Jiang Zhiye straightened his expression in an instant, concealed his nervousness and said innocently:

"Brother Lang, what are you talking about? Don't you like blue?"

As he said that, he planned to pounce on him for a kiss and then turn the page with Jiang Jiang Niang Niang.

But how could I let his trick succeed?Having caught his flash of panic, I leaned against him who was right in front of me and said:

"Not sister? Huh?"

Jiang Zhiye continued his performance resolutely, and said with blank eyes:

"What sister? Does Brother Lang have a younger sister?"

It seems that this person will not cry when he sees the coffin, so I picked up the phone and clicked on the pink portraits one by one in front of him.

"Brother Lang's lover? Who is this? Huh?"

Jiang Zhiye's face was calm and the sea of ​​clouds was surging in his heart. After his head was spinning fast, he pretended to be fierce and said loudly:

"Damn it! How dare this person try to rob me!"

I held my mobile phone and quietly enjoyed his performance, and Jiang Zhiye said again:

"Block black, pull black! Brother Lang, quickly block this hateful person!"

Then he quickly blocked the account.

Okay, finefine, it doesn't matter if you don't recognize it, you continue to act, and I'll see how long you can act!

I clicked on another avatar and said knowingly:

"Brother Lang's Darling, who is this?"

Jiang Zhiye's fingers were always ready, and he said again:

"Excessive! This person shouted indiscriminately! Only I can call Brother Lang darling!" Then quickly blocked.

In the end, I could only pull out the undeniable real hammer.

"Moon weed and you, with this configuration, do you still owe a platycodon flower?"

Jiang Zhiye said without thinking:

"Yes, I wanted to add it, but I didn't have enough space."

"The dog's tail is still sticking out~"

Jiang Zhiye froze instantly.

After a while, he suddenly thawed, then plopped and knelt down on the bed and shouted, with tears in his eyes and a pitiful face, he sincerely admitted his mistake:

"Brother Lang, I was wrong!"

"I shouldn't have secretly played the trumpet!"

"Actually, I don't particularly mind—"

"I shouldn't have been peeking at your Weibo every day since I met you!"

"……day by day?"

I think of the trivial things I put down every day, such as what I ate today, what I suddenly want to eat, where I saw a beautiful scenery today, what show I was lucky to be on today, the black history shared on Weibo, There is also Huang Po who sells melons and sells melons and sells her own bragging to promote her Lei Opera, and cold sweat slowly drips from her forehead.

"I shouldn't have secretly recorded Brother Lang's preferences in the notebook after seeing Brother Lang's Weibo!"

"No wonder you know me so well...it's not that you still write it down in your notebook!?"

"I shouldn't have bought you powder!"

"What? What?"

How the hell did I always think it was my agent who gave me fans?Still think that the manager is really nice to me and didn't give up on me?

Looks like I really made the wrong payment.

Jiang Zhiye babbled a lot and then stopped for a while, as if he was racking his brains to figure out what else he did wrong I turned around and asked him:

"Any more?"

"And... and... um... um..." Jiang Zhiye, er, er, er, er, er, er, er, er, said with closed eyes:

"I'm sorry I shouldn't have filmed the kissing scene without telling Brother Lang!"

"A kissing scene!?"

Now I explode, bounce off the bed, grab a pillow and fly over.