Hey!How dare you take me as a substitute

The next day, Imperial Physician Fang and Imperial Physician Jiang entered and exited the Zichen Palace one after another, and prescribed several prescriptions for the palace people to suffer.

Soon, news that the little emperor contracted a cold and was ill in bed spread throughout the palace.

Originally resting at home, after hearing the news, he immediately rushed to the Zichen Palace overnight, only to see Heng Mingshi lying on the bed picking his feet to read the seal of "Chun Ri Jian Hua Tu·Volume [-]": "..."

Feng Qi's worried heart was wrongly paid after all, not only that, because he was wearing a black night gown, and more assassins had come to assassinate Heng Mingshi recently, his appearance obviously aroused the concern of Heng Mingshi's eagle guards Misunderstood, he was chased all the way to the outskirts of the palace, and finally fought one against five on the palace wall, and almost cut off a part of his arm.

In fact, according to Feng Qi's martial arts level, he would not be forced to such a point by these few people, mainly because Feng Qi himself knew that what he did was inappropriate, and he also knew that these people belonged to Heng Mingshi Eagle Guard, so let's put some water.

In addition, Feng Qi also intends to test the strength of these Eagle Guards raised by Heng Mingshi.

In the end, Yingyi was the first to recognize Feng Qi's identity, and waved his hand to signal the other four Yingwei to stop.

Ying Yi simply saluted Feng Qi with his fists clasped, and said in a cold voice: "General, will you follow me back to the emperor's business, or let me escort you back to the emperor's business?"

Feng Qi: "...I'll just go by myself, don't bother everyone."

Ying nodded, and performed lightness kung fu, leaping across the roofs of each building lightly, the speed was so fast that only an afterimage was left, and the other Ying guards followed Ying Yi, as if Feng Qi was expected to follow.

Feng Qi did not sneak away, but followed behind them, returned to the roof of Zichen Hall, landed in front of the window again, and groped in familiarly.

Eagle Guards: "..."

Illusion?How do you feel that General Feng's window-turning level is more familiar than their professional window-turning guards?

……

Heng Mingshi claimed to be sick to the outside world, naturally in order to avoid the sight of Empress Dowager An, so that he could go out of the palace smoothly.

Because there was news that "the little emperor has been addicted to bed pleasure recently", so now the little emperor said that he was sick in bed with a cold, and he didn't think it was strange, and even took it for granted-look!This is the consequence of overindulgence, is it weak?It's getting a little colder, can't you bear it?

No one questioned that there was something tricky about it, and Heng Mingshi's going out of the palace in a micro-service became very smooth.

And the only thing that Heng Mingshi didn't expect was that... Feng Qi also came along.

Originally, Feng Qi didn't know about this, but who told him to bring a bunch of good medicines to "Night Attack" after he heard that Heng Mingshi was ill?

At that time, Heng Mingshi saw Feng Qi took out large and small bags of medicinal materials from his night clothes, and his heart softened, so he told the truth and asked Feng Qi to take the medicine back. He was not sick, but was bored in the palace. I want to go out of the palace to have fun.

So on the day when Heng Mingshi planned to leave the palace, Feng Qi came, and said very righteously: "Your Majesty, the strength of the hidden guards around you is no match for my humble ministers, and if there is any danger, they will all If you show up, others will see the clues, but the humble minister can always protect the emperor, even if others see it, it is easy to explain."

Ying Liu is the youngest among Heng Mingshi's nineteen close-fitting Eagle Guards. Compared with other Ying Guards, he is more impulsive. Hiding in the dark, he heard Feng Qi say, "The strength of the dark guards is no match for mere ministers." "After these few words, he almost couldn't hold back, and rushed out to compete with Feng Qi, to prove that the reason why he can eat this bowl of imperial rice is his strength!

Fortunately, Ying Wu held down Ying Liu in time, so the fight did not start before Heng Mingshi Weifu set off.

Heng Mingshi rolled his eyes, smiled and agreed to let Feng Qi accompany him.

Because this face is more eye-catching, Heng Mingshi put on a pair of human skin mask, this mask is plain, it belongs to the kind of public face that can't be found in the crowd, and then put on a brocade blue shirt, Overcoat with a moon white gown, and a snow-white and warm fox fur suit. With a fan and a swing, he looks like a dignified son.

And since Feng Qi wants to follow...

The smile on Heng Mingshi's face got bigger and bigger, and he raised his hand to wave in the direction where Ying Er was hiding.

Ying Er flashed out immediately.

Heng Ming Shidao: "Give him a human skin mask with a square face, triangular eyes, garlic nose, sausage mouth, and a set of servant's coarse clothes."

Eagle Two: "..."

Feng Qi: "..." I just knew that the emperor could so readily agree to follow him just now, nothing good will happen!

Ying Er had never made this kind of face shape before, so naturally he didn't have a ready-made human skin mask for Feng Xian, so he had to take out the materials again and prepare to make it on the spot.

Feng Qi tried his best to save himself, "Your Majesty, such a face must be very eye-catching, I'm afraid it will go against the original intention of the Emperor."

Heng Mingshi: "Well, that makes some sense. What kind of face does Feng Aiqing want to change?"

Feng Qi: "It's nothing special, just be able to accompany the face of the emperor."

It's mediocre, that is, it can't be so ugly that others will remember it deeply.If you can be worthy of being by Heng Mingshi's side, then you can't get the word "ugly".

Feng Qi's request seemed simple, but in fact it completely removed the possibility of Heng Mingshi trying to play tricks on him.

Heng Mingshi glanced at him, and snorted: "Isn't this very smart, why are you pretending to be stupid in front of me?"

Feng Qi showed an innocent expression, as if he didn't know what Heng Mingshi was talking about.

Heng Mingshi chose one of the several ready-made human skin masks that Ying Er was currently making, and said, "Just this one, stick it on for him."

Eagle Two: "Here!"

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Today’s imperial city is particularly lively, one reason is that it’s Daxutian (the imperial city has four big markets in the southeast and northwest, and usually the four markets take turns to open the market, called Xiaoxuxutian, one round, that is, the first Five days later, the four markets will open together, called Daxutian. Two days after the Daxutian, the four markets will be closed for rest and reorganization, so when it comes to Daxutian, everyone will buy what they need as much as possible. or. Take the things that need to be sold to the market to sell, otherwise there will be no place if you want to buy or sell things in the next two days.), secondly, because the Eagle Guards have printed out the "Xuanwu" last night "Tang Assassin's Self-examination Book" is plastered all over the streets and markets with the most traffic today.

Although, the assassin's real contribution to this "Self-Reflection Book" is only the blood-red handprint and signature, and the rest are from Heng Mingshi's mouth and Ying Si's hand, and in the hands of many Ying Si guards overnight. After running errands, let the contents of the five-page "self-examination book" appear in the eyes of the people in the imperial city.

Obviously, this way of presentation is very novel, and people who go to and from the market, even those who come to the imperial city from other places early in the morning, are amazed and sigh.

The full content of the self-examination book is as follows -

Master of the Xuanwu Hall, Wo Ri, you bastard!

I've had enough of you, you bastard!I don't want to do it with you anymore!If I want to surrender to the Empress Dowager, I would rather pour the chamber pot for the Empress Dowager every day and night!

Grandpa is going to expose the nasty things you, a bastard, have done to everyone now!

Dogs are not humans, but the master of Xuanwu Hall is a real dog!

The master of Xuanwu Hall is a pervert!He is very heavy mouthed!Anything can be played!Dare to play anything!

He just likes to play exciting games, because he is not good at that!Very bad!If he doesn't play exciting games, he won't be able to get up!Wilted like bean sprouts!

No!Bean sprouts can stand straight, but he can't!He needs more stimulation!

So there was Xuanwu Hall!

Unfortunately, I was once tricked into it. Under the coercion of the majesty, I dared not speak out. I endured hibernation for many years, and finally waited for this day!Grandpa escaped from birth!

Hahahahaha!

I don't have to watch you guys having sex anymore!

Do you know what group bang means?

You definitely don’t know, because only the perverted master of the Xuanwu Hall would know!

As the name suggests, group clapping means a group of people clapping their hands together!Clap clap!

Know yourself!Those who don't understand don't understand it, don't let your pure life be stained.

It is well known that the master of Xuanwu Hall likes group sex, but that is already in the past, and now, these stimuli can no longer satisfy him!

Grandpa saw it with his own eyes!

The master of Xuanwu Hall not only likes to have group sex!He also likes to mess with the prince!

Grandpa saw it with his own eyes!King Dongyang entered the house of the master of Xuanwu Hall!a whole night!a whole night!a whole night!

Say the important thing three times!

You can hardly imagine what a whole night it was!

Anyway, I don't want to think about it anymore!Grandpa has already escaped from birth!Master now has the backing of the empress dowager!I am not afraid of you!

You have the ability to send me to assassinate the emperor, but you have the ability to do it yourself!You bean sprouts coward!Maggots in the gutter!The lowest one in the group!You hide yourself and do all the shady things!Do you really think that the prince of Dongyang can take a fancy to you?

Why did the prince of Dongyang only go to your place for one night, but never again?Don't you have any points in your mind?

Because I despise your bean sprouts!

Lord Dongyang takes care of your fragile heart, if you don't point it out directly, do you really treat yourself as a dish?Do you really think that if you assassinate the current emperor, the prince of Dongyang will be the emperor?

LOL!Even if the prince of Dongyang can really be the emperor, he will not marry you as the queen!Just kill your heart!

what!Ha ha!

Signature: An assassin who escaped from Xuanwu Hall.

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I went to the street in disguise with Heng Mingshi, and then I saw the seal of this "Self-introspection Book": "..."

The spread of gossip is so fast, in less than half an hour, the market in the imperial city and the streets and alleys where people come and go are completely boiling!

Even the storyteller sitting in the tavern and restaurant has already started a talk show, telling the spectators vividly about all this.