After picking up Shir

(Original timeline world, from the perspective of Fu Heihui)

tokyo magic school

first grade classroom

"Hi hi! Students~"

"This Chinese class will be replaced by your most favorite, dearest and handsome GreatTeacher—Teacher Wutiao!!!~"

The troublesome guy who suddenly appeared from the door and teleported to the podium, and then made the above statement in the tone of an emotional girl——

He is a white-haired young man who wears a strange blindfold but looks unhindered.

"Hey! It's scary!!"

Kagezaki's arm was shaking due to an unexpected situation in the make-up process, and the pale pink lipstick she was applying was shifted out of bounds.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Next time I use this way of testing my heart, I will kill you!"

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "——and the prefix is ​​too long!"

He slapped the table with one hand and stood up from his seat, the lipstick in his hand was almost broken, and the fire-breathing jk with his eyes erected in an inverted triangle shape threatened Wutiao Wu's evil voice with his hands clasped together and grinning and saying "baa, baa, baa, baa".

"Teacher Wutiao!"

In stark contrast to the (suspected) unscrupulous female high school student, the pink-haired boy sitting beside the angry girl in a cute posture of a primary school student raised his right hand high.

Gojo Satoru: "Hi! Yuuhito-san, please say~"

The very cooperating and unruly teacher waved his hand, making a standard gesture for a student to speak.

Knotaba Yuhito: "You are 5 minutes late! 2 minutes more than usual!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "Okay, thank you Yuhito for your wonderful speech ~ Please sit down ~"

Knotweed Youruhito: "Hey?"

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Hey! Are you ignoring me!?"

Gojo Satoru: "Nagizaki-san, please sit down too~ The teacher is about to start class, well, let me take a look, today's course content is - writing ~ composition ~ essay, the topic of the essay will be selected by lottery ~ please Students, turn on the learning O pass in your mobile phone~~~"

Knotaba Yuhito/Nagizaki Wild Rose: "..."

Two people: "Teacher Wutiao/This guy is definitely changing the subject..." x2

"By the way, do we still have Chinese classes?"

The black-haired boy who had never joined the rowdy three-person team rubbed his eyelids and raised his head from his arms, with an irritable expression mixed with a little wake-up air on his face.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Hey?! Really! When did we have this class?"

Fu Heihui: "Did you just realize..."

Knotweed Youruhito: "Fuhei, your hair is sticking up here!"

Fu Heihui: "It's okay, let it go for a while and it will recover by itself."

Knotweed Yuhito: "Is it real or not? It's amazing! I thought you need to deliberately use hairspray and the like to maintain that hairstyle..."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "It has appeared, the official complaint..."

Knotaba Yuhito: "Sure enough, it's because of static electricity! I know, when I take off my sweater in autumn, after a while, I will turn into a pink sea urchin for a short time! So Fuhei's conductive The ability is relatively strong, so you can maintain your hairstyle for a long time?"

Fu Heihui: "How is it possible—_—."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Knotabagi Yuhito: "Huh? Is there anything? I have been thinking about it for a long time..."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "That's why it's funny, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Knotabagi Yuhito: "No, it's better to say that I have cared about it since the first time we met..."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...(Boom)"

Fu Heihui: "You guys are really enough..."

Fu Heihui, a first-year student in a high school, a magician——

Today, among a group of crazy critics and funny critics in the same school, as the only common sense person, he insists on himself, struggles, and survives in the cracks.

What is a little different today than in the past is that since getting up from the bed in the morning, the left eyelid has been twitching non-stop.

The left eye is beating... Is it a disaster or a blessing?

Male left female right...?

—Forget it, I can’t remember.

Fu Heihui, give up thinking.

"Ha, is it actually writing a composition on this kind of topic?" Supporting her cheek with one hand, and spinning the fountain pen wildly with the other hand, Nagasaki Wild Rose blew on the tan bangs that fell from her forehead and looked a little eager to try, "Su-- —A story suitable for high school students is coming!”

"Kagizaki, what did you draw?"

Knotweed Yuhito stretched out his neck from the next table.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: ""Ideal"!...Ahaha! Of course my ideal is to be discovered by scouts on the side of the road and enter the show business circle, become a big celebrity, make a lot of money, and then enter the upper class. Buy jewelry and bags casually blablabla ([-] words omitted)"

Knotaba Yuhito: "...It feels very 'Nagizaki' style."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Hmph, let's take it as a compliment to me. Why, so what did you get?"

Yujin Yuzu: ""Favorite Food"... ah, I'm so distressed, I chose this one out of 1000 questions. I'm not picky, but I don't know which one to choose as my 'favorite' at all—— "

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Well... You are definitely not picky eaters who eat even your fingers."

"Don't keep making some official speeches," Nunuzui Fenmao Senior High School vividly flicked the water-based pen placed above her lips, and after complaining, she turned to the sea urchin head student next to her, "Where is Fu Hei? Say something, you won the draw What composition topic?"

Nagasaki Wild Rose also turned around at this time: "Yeah, what did you get? It seems that you haven't said anything since just now, is it difficult?"

Fu Heihui: "Well, not...just nothing to say."

Looking at the phone for the last time, the black-haired boy bowed his left and right elbows at the same time to avoid the two heads who were about to peek at this side, and the action was extremely calm and natural, and the screen was dimmed.

Knotabagi Yuhito: "Ah, I didn't see..."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "So what is the topic! Don't make it so mysterious!"

——"Teacher, I'm curious too!~"

A certain white-haired teacher who successfully blended into dkjk so harmoniously could not be more harmonious said so, even if most of his face is covered by a black blindfold, it is enough to easily see the big smile on his face.

Gojo Satoru: "Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

She even acted coquettishly.

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "That is to say, don't be shy, if you win a title like "How will I react after being confessed by a girl" or "My Ideal Destined Partner", there is no problem in sharing it! Baa~gu~mi~"

Knotweed Yujin: "Okay, okay~ Just tell us, baa-gu-mi-"

As a result, the other two people also started messing around, switching names without any psychological barriers.

Fu Heihui: "..."

Fu Heihui, a normal human being, had the illusion that he was actually being cornered by three energetic cats with their paws and walls.

And the right eyelid also throbbed violently...

That's enough of a headache.

finally

The boy still aimed his breakthrough at the big white furry head that was pulled by the table in the middle - he is obviously an adult, but he is surrounded by little stars all over his body, pretending to be cute like a high school student, which is really unbearable.

——His spellcasting must be interrupted!

"Doesn't Mr. Wujo have six eyes?" Looking up at the blindfolded teacher, the black-haired male high school student had an unusually calm expression, "If you want to see it, it should be easy to see, right?"

"That's right!" The two innocent classmates shifted their goals so easily at the same time, "Shouldn't things of this level be hidden from the strongest Gojo teacher?"

"Speak quickly!" x2

At the same time, he let go of Fu Hei and swooped up, one desperately shook his arm, and the other simply used the ultimate secret tiger sticker.

"Ah, I forgot for a moment..."

Let the two students pick and tug with a good temper, Gojo muttered and immediately focused a little bit, and with the help of Six Eyes, he quickly got the answer:

Topics drawn by Huishou——

"Beautiful Memories with My Father"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "..."

The moment he learned the truth, the strongest and most handsome (self-proclaimed) white-haired magician had a rare "cardiac arrest" expression on his face.

"Gojo-sensei, what did you see? Why did you have the same expression as when you found out that there was nothing in Kikufu?"

Knotweed tilted his head in confusion.

"So what the hell is it! You guys are really tantalizing!"

Nazaki started to panic.

Sighing, the black-haired dk took off the pen cap from the water-based pen, spread out the blank composition paper in front of the desk, and revealed the answer calmly and slowly:

"The one I got was - "Non-Existent Memories."

Knotweed Yujin: "!"

He is good at this!

"What is that? There's nothing to hide about it." Nagasaki Wild Rose showed a lack of interest.

"It's wrong to lie, Megumi~"

However, the adult, who quickly recovered from his usual turmoil, raised his hand and flicked the student's forehead.

The curled fingertips moved slightly, and finally covered the boy's head with his big palm like rubbing a baby.

Gojo Satoru: "Mingminghui's draw is—"Please list one hundred good things about Wutiao teacher and use at least seven rhetorical techniques to describe his beauty"!"

Gojo Satoru: "How can you turn it into something else?"

Fu Heihui: "???"

Knotabagi Yuhito: "Is there such a question in the database? Ah! Teacher Wujo must have added it secretly!"

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no wonder, I didn't want to say it! It's really hard for you, Fuhei!"

"..."

"It's ok…"

Skillfully slapping away the chaotic claws on the top of a certain white hair, the male high school student looked sad and happy:

"I'm pretty much used to it..."