[Comprehensive] IQ knocks on the door

Thin red slightly intensified.

Augustine was also a little uncomfortable. He forced a dry cough, turned his eyes and pretended to be flat and said: "Well, it's nothing. It's just a small reminder."

"En." Reid murmured in response.

Augustine withdrew her hand and tried to change the subject: "That's why I asked you that question. Spencer, I was hit on the head in prison for no reason. My hippocampus was damaged, short-term consciousness. There are certain obstacles in remembering, if it weren't for the cheat sheet in my hand, I'm afraid I won't be able to call you by your name when I see you again tonight."

Reid's face turned serious, he hesitated and asked: "Then Hotch..."

"Yes, I don't remember who he is." Augustine replied frankly, he looked at the subtle sympathy in Reid's eyes, and winked playfully: "Don't worry about Spencer, I'll have some small notebooks when I get out of the hospital Just jot down the names of my new acquaintances. How about a note for your boss? How about a no-nonsense Captain America?"

Reid ignored Augustine's teasing to set the mood, and asked, "Will this affect your daily life?"

Augustine shook her head: "No. The hippocampus is just a transitional area leading to long-term memory. As long as I'm persistent enough, adding new memories is a piece of cake. Don't worry, Dr. Reid with beautiful big eyes." Augustine laughed lightly.

Reid pursed his lips, and gave up asking amidst Augustine's gag. He decided to look up the information on this after going back.

Augustine said: "Back to that attack. I just entered the prison, before I had time to show my arrogance to others, I was shot in the head by a chair, bloody and sent to the hospital. Seriously, the food in the hospital is not good. How much better than prison."

Reid paused, and spoke with difficulty: "Did Mr. Smith or Mr. Jones do it?"

"No." Augustine replied without thinking: "As for why I think that person is not Mr.Smith or Mr.Jones, there are many reasons, and I don't want to talk about political reasons. When people really attack, they only want to kill me, not hurt me. After all, although my injury was serious, it was not fatal. On the contrary, thanks to this wound, I first met someone who could help me, Thus avoiding the troubles those people set up for me."

Reid looked at Augustine's calm and breezy appearance, but felt a little heartbroken.He patted Augustine's shoulder hesitantly.

Reid asked, "Is it possible that it was a coincidence?"

Augustine said: "I thought so too at the beginning. After all, is there anyone in prison? Some people will indeed establish their prestige as the boss by bullying newcomers. But as I said before, it was this time that I really believed it. assassination."

"Is it because of the number of bullets? Augustine, can you convince me? Augustine, you have to know that when a person's adrenaline rises rapidly, more than 80.00% of people will lose their sanity. It is common to not remember the number of bullets." thing."

Augustine said: "It's not the only thing. Spencer, he had a gun in the beginning, you saw my ward. It's such a small place, no matter how I dodge him, he can easily hit me. But he didn't. There is only one possibility, he can't kill me."

"All the actions of the person who attacked me were malicious and murderous - there is no doubt, I can still judge this - but the actual behavior was not. He was shooting to threaten me."

Reid pursed his lips.

Augustine said again: "Spencer, let me make a bet with you. Believe it or not, the evidence or DNA collected today will be wrapped up and become decisive evidence to push the crime to the 'bone digger' before it goes to the forensic department. The man was showing me how powerful his energy was. Spencer, that's not an enemy I can fight right now. But I know, I must have something he cares about so he can't get on me."

Reid was a little worried about his new friend: "Are you going to be okay?"

Augustine smiled in relief: "Trust me."

Augustine's expression had a calming effect, and Reid's impatient heart gradually settled down.He reached out and grabbed Augustine's left hand, took out a ballpoint pen from his pocket, and wrote a series of numbers on Augustine's palm: "This is my number, please don't hesitate to help me if you need help, I will help you. "

"Okay." Augustine looked at it and smiled slightly: "Spencer, in fact, when I was released from prison, the prison guards returned all my things to me. Including the mobile phone that was confiscated back then."

Reid stopped writing, complaining about the good management system of the Las Vegas prison, he said stiffly: "Give me the phone, I don't mind typing it in again."

Augustine took the casual clothes aside and took out her cell phone.Before he handed the phone to Reid, the phone's screen suddenly lit up.

Electroman's note floated out on the blue background, it said "Relax·Whoyouwanttokillbutyou'dbetternot."

Facing Reid's bewildered eyes, Augustine answered the phone with a wry smile, and the voice that Augustine remembered deeply came out: "Hello, Aust. I'm glad you're out of prison. I don't know if you're in prison. Had a good time?"

The corners of Augustine's mouth twitched, the days in prison were so wonderful.

Sure enough, there was no one else besides him with such a note on the stall. Augustine thought helplessly.

The author has something to say: It means that the scumbag of the discussion about the hippocampus really does not use it to make up the word count, because making up the word count does not make any sense to the scumbag, mainly because Reid is such a master.To be honest, writing these scumbags really hurts my head, after all, scumbag is a person who can be defined as a scumbag in every sense.It takes half an hour to search for information and compare and rewrite these academic content scumbags, which is enough time for scumbags to easily come up with these hundreds of characters.Because Zha feels that there will definitely be some such content in the future, so I will explain it first.But slag will try to avoid it, trust me...

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☆、Augustine's puzzle 2

Augustine's Riddle 2

"Hello, Austin. I'm glad you're out of jail. I hope you had a great time in there." The man's voice sounded cheerful as if Augustine had gone to jail for a nice vacation.

"Hallo, I'm glad I can hear your voice as soon as I get out of prison!" Augustine said this almost through gritted teeth. Reid was surprised by this, he had never seen Augustine put on such a disrespectful attitude towards others.

"Oh, hallo." The voice of the person on the other side was somewhat disdainful, and Augustine could almost believe that he pouted over there: "In fact, hello is the official way to describe it. Hallo, hum, it's just a mortal justifying his slip of the tongue." Just a new way of saying it. Ha, I don't know what they think. But Austin, I'm disappointed in you to have to say that you've picked up some common people's language in prison. I hope that when you return to Caltech to study, you can submit a [-]-word academic report on the application of 'hallo' and 'hello'. The title is 'The pros and cons of formal English and conventional spoken English'. Bytheway , my friendly reminder that the former is the language that humans should use."

"Oh, comeon, Sheldon! Don't force me to yell at you!" Augustine's face was slowly helpless: "I have to refute you, hallo is just an emphasis on tone! There is no difference in their phonetic symbols at all! My tone Stress is like adding a do in front of the verb in an emphasized sentence. It is just a catharsis of my feelings. The main purpose of catharsis is to express my strong feelings to you! By the way, you are not my mentor at all, I I don’t study physics. My major is chemistry, and my purpose of studying this major is to create a dozen portable atomic bombs and blow up all the guys I don’t like, getit?!”

After Augustine finished speaking, he met Reid's surprised gaze. He pointed at the phone awkwardly, and made a helpless gesture, indicating that it was just a joke.

"Comeon, Austin. You made me laugh. The breakthrough of the atomic bomb is actually due to neutron physics, fluid mechanics and physical properties under high temperature and pressure, so your contribution to the production of the atomic bomb is not as good as that of the computer major. It’s great. At least they can simulate the power of an atomic bomb after it explodes. Besides, your major is biochemistry, which has nothing to do with nuclear weapons.”

"Sheldon, it's wrong for you to look down on other disciplines like this. How can you solve the equation of the reaction without a Ph.D. in chemistry?"

"It can be simulated based on the energy collision of neutrons. Doctors of chemistry are actually just some pharmacists who follow the rules of analyzing ingredients. Oh, carbon dioxide burns when there is enough oxygen, and carbon monoxide when there is not enough oxygen..."

"Sheldon!" Austin couldn't bear it anymore: "You can't discriminate against professionals in other fields. They are as outstanding talents as you! Including me!"

"Okay." Sheldon closed his mouth, Austin knew he was still slandering.

"In fact, the divisions of physics, chemistry and biology are not as clear-cut as they are expressed in the college." Reid couldn't help interjecting: "Many things in science are intertwined. Just like studying physics, you need some foundations in chemistry and biology. Not only In this case, you need to have a deep foundation in mathematics and computer knowledge..." Reid gradually lost his voice as he spoke, because he saw Augustine showing him a sad look.

"?" Reid gave Augustine a puzzled look.

Augustine talked about turning on the hands-free, and Sheldon's sharp rebuttal came out of the microphone, "...other disciplines are just the gates of the temple of physics that the imbecile can't reach, so they try to give themselves the name of a scholar and set up It’s just a joke subject! The existence of these subjects is only a tool for studying physics. I can infer that the person who said this sentence must have an IQ of less than 160, and he must be another guy who is trying to gain fame..."

"S·h·e·l·d·o·n!" Augustine interrupted him feebly.

Sheldon reluctantly fell silent on the other end of the line.

Reid blinked, and he felt a passion that he felt when he was defending his thesis, the feeling of eagerness to compete: "In fact, I always think that the level of intelligence cannot be quantified."

"Hmph, mortal excuse," Sheldon said nonchalantly.

"Actually, I do have an IQ of 187, I..."

"Beep." The phone was hung up.

Reid blinked, and his words were cut off abruptly like a pot of cold water being poured into the heat. Reid gave Augustine an innocent look and said he really didn't understand what was going on.

Augustine pursed her lips and swallowed the smirk: "Sheldon's IQ is also 187."

Reid suddenly realized that Sheldon despised Reid's IQ before, but after learning about Reid's IQ, it was equivalent to despising himself.No wonder he hung up the phone suddenly.

Suddenly Augustine's phone rang again, with a familiar number and a familiar tone: "Well, may I ask this...doctor, where did you go to university?"

"Caltech." Reid had a hunch.

"Indeed, besides Caltech, which school can be considered a university. What a stupid question." Sheldon seemed to reflect for a while, and then asked: "Then what did you major in?"

"I have a Ph.D. in Chemistry, Mathematics, and Engineering, as well as two master's degrees in Psychology and Sociology, and I'm currently pursuing a degree in Philosophy," Reid replied.

"No physics?"

"No."

"Aha! Another self-deprecating genius!" Sheldon's voice was suddenly full of vitality: "What is your job?"

"A profiler from the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Section." Reid was a little dissatisfied with Sheldon's attitude, but he answered his question honestly.

"BAU. A group of guys who study psychology." Sheldon's tone was somewhat disdainful. He felt that he was better than Reid in terms of major and position, so he ignored him: "Anyway, Austin, don't forget your thesis."

"Sheldon. I think I said before that you are not my tutor, I study chemistry." Augustine gritted his teeth, he was very dissatisfied with Sheldon's habit of selectively ignoring other people's words.

"Well, I guess I haven't told you yet." Sheldon's voice was smug, which gave Augustine a bad feeling.Sure enough, the next moment Sheldon said: "After you went to prison, your mentor, Dr. Jason White, found me personally—I mean the former mentor, your current mentor is me—and asked me if I still want you to be A student taught by myself. Of course I agreed, so I am your new tutor, and you have also changed departments.

Dr.white can't help but make me feel a little confused.You must know that during my three previous requests for 320, Dr.white always withstood my pressure and refused to hand you over to me.You know it doesn't happen to me very often.Humans usually pay me a visit by beating me up, or granting my request in order to drive me out.It's rare to see someone as tenacious as Dr. White. Hmm.So I reasoned, in the previous begging, Dr.white always said that he would not leave until he taught you all the knowledge.So can I imagine that Dr.white is at the end of his rope, he knows he doesn't have any new, well let's call it 'knowledge' stuff to you, that's why he chooses to let you go? "

Augustine lowered his eyelids slightly, how could he not be able to discern other people's true intentions like Sheldon.His mentor was just as afraid of getting involved with the notorious him at the time as anyone else, so he couldn't wait to throw him this hot potato to Sheldon.Obviously he was very kind to him in the past.

"Anyway, a [-]-word essay. Don't let me down with your first assignment."

"Sheldon, what you're teaching is not linguistics." Augustine was still struggling to please herself.

"Yeah, I know. So I will hand over your paper to other colleges for correction."

"Actually, I don't think the homework you assigned is of the research nature." Reid interjected, and he wanted to poke Sheldon's spirit very much now: "I noticed that you just used the three letters BAU to describe the Behavior Analysis Department. BAU It is the abbreviation of Behavior Analysis Section. The abbreviation is also born in people's daily spoken language, and it is a simplified abbreviation for some special institutions or objects. This is not a kind of traditional English. "

"But BAU is included in the new edition of the American English Dictionary," Sheldon said.

"Hallo is also. According to your statement, hallo can also be classified as a kind of traditional English, so your thesis is very unreasonable. By the way, the "American Dictionary of English" will also regularly include some people's newly invented common phrase."

Sheldon was silent for a moment, Reid glanced at Augustine and gestured quietly, asking if Sheldon hung up the phone.

Augustine waved his hand gloatingly, indicating that he just didn't react for a while, and didn't hang up the phone again. Augustine gave Reid a thumbs up appreciatively by the way.

After waiting for a while, Augustine was so bored that she wanted to hang up the phone. Only then did Sheldon speak: "Austin, before you went to prison, please ask me to help you check if the house has been moved after you come home from prison. So call me when you get home." Sheldon hung up the phone.

"wait!" Augustine wanted to ask something else, but his speaking speed couldn't keep up with Sheldon's hand speed in the end.

Augustine looked at the phone, a little puzzled, did he ask before he went to jail?How is this going?It was obvious that he didn't have such a thing in his memory.Besides, it was very sudden that he was imprisoned.How could he have time to ask Sheldon?

Besides, why did someone come to search his home? Could it be that he was hiding something?

Augustine always felt that she seemed to forget something.

Suddenly, Augustine's cell phone vibrated again, and it was a text message from Sheldon.

Augustine quickly opened the text message.Looking at it this way, a few black lines could not help but appear on his forehead.Obviously Sheldon didn't send this text message to him, it should have been sent to Reid.

Augustine's mouth twitched as she handed the phone to Reid.

Reid took it suspiciously.I saw the letter: "I am his tutor, and I can assign any papers to him. Bazinga!"

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☆、Augustine's puzzle 3

Augustine's Riddle 3

"Then what, haha, Sheldon is actually quite an interesting person, isn't he?" Augustine noticed that Reid's mood was a little low, but he didn't know why, so he smiled stiffly and joked: "Sheldon actually has a certain degree of emotional loss. But what he said was not malicious. He just repulsed others and was unreasonable on the premise of ensuring his superhuman academic status.

Take what he said about Dr.white just now.It sounds ridiculous, and you might wonder why Sheldon can't see something so obvious?In fact, if human beings have no such thing as emotion, Sheldon's analysis is precisely the theory closest to the answer. Sheldon wishes he were an emotionless robot, and he tries to express that desire.People are often confused by the phenomena he shows.In fact, if you ignore what he said today, you will find that although he is not happy, he still shows some subtle concerns.Otherwise, why would he call me the first time I was released from prison? "

In fact, a large part of it was what he asked Sheldon before - although Augustine had forgotten about it - Sheldon must have coded his request into his head. Augustine complained silently.

"But how did Sheldon know that I'm out of prison?" Augustine suddenly thought of this question.

Reid was slightly stunned, he didn't remember that BAU had announced this to the media.

Reid took Augustine's mobile phone to look up current affairs news, and sure enough, the news of Augustine's shocking injustice had already exploded on the Internet.Public opinion is almost one-sided, and everyone sympathizes with Augustine.Augustine, who got rid of the identity of a serial murderer, his popularity has not declined, but has risen sharply.

Augustine looked at the news that started half a day ago with a gloomy expression.Sure enough, leo Jones couldn't wait any longer? 'Bone Digger' was clearly not executed at the time, so he made his release from prison known to the public.Nor was he afraid of being killed by the 'bone diggers'.

Also, as long as this unjust case still exists, Jack Smith will not be able to say anything, and if he is really killed by the "Bone Digger", Leo Jones will be even happier.After he died, the sewage would no longer be clean, and Jack Smith's political image would plummet even further.And he also saved a lot of money in bribes.

Leo Jones, you really deserve to be a politician, you have a good plan.

No wonder 'bone diggers' are around the hospital today.He might have come to attack him, but in the end he became someone else's scapegoat.

Augustine gently closed his eyes to hide the coldness in them, and when he opened them again, he regained his previous elegance.He took the phone from Reid's hand.He closed it and threw it aside: "Don't worry about him, Spencer, I'm afraid I'll have a lot of headaches for a long time. Let's just enjoy the good time now."

Reid was sensitive to the sense of disobedience under Augustine's smiling face, but he didn't know the reason, and just changed the subject obediently. Reid opened his mouth and carefully asked the question that bothered him: "Augustine, isn't it... bored when I talk about common sense?"

Augustine finally learned the reason for Reid's depression, he chuckled twice and stretched out his hand to rub Reid's head.But he had no choice but to find that his hands were not that long, so he retracted them embarrassingly.

Augustine waved his hand: "comeon, dear Spencer. You can't be so low. You are much cuter than that guy Sheldon. The people who dislike you must have never gotten along with Sheldon. You just want to explain their problems to others as well as possible Forget it. You want to know what that bastard Sheldon did?"

Reid shook his head, Augustine's exaggerated tone piqued his interest: "What did he do?"

Augustine said: "That was when I first entered Caltech. At that time, I got lost in the school and accidentally turned into the Caltech Institute. That was the first time I met Sheldon.

You must know that Caltech's research institute is located in a relatively remote place of Caltech.God knows how I got there.At that time, I was desperate to find someone to ask for directions.It was unfortunate to run into Sheldon.

At that time, I only felt that his behavior was rather neurotic. You must know that geniuses with high IQs have their own little problems—Spencer, I’m not talking about you, I have some problems myself, really—anyway, I was stupid and innocent at the time. Before asking the way.

Do you know the result?He trained me for three hours!Just because I bothered him to create a new 'Dungeons and Dragons' for the damn game!For this reason, he told me the history of the 'Dungeons and Dragons' game. The history of TSR company also told it for me.It also popularized the role setting and the loopholes in the setting for me!And the advantages and disadvantages of various versions.It's all just to make me fully understand how great the game really is, and what a sin it is for me to interrupt him to contribute to that greatness.Thanks to him, I haven't played the game since!

Later, I was also late for freshman registration. "As Augustine said, he seemed to be able to feel the anger that day. He took a deep breath, and then slowly calmed down: "Reid, you have to know that Sheldon's faults are simply too numerous to list, and you are far better than him. Much, much cuter. "

Reid pursed his lips and secretly smiled while listening to Augustine's description, and then his ears turned red slightly because of Augustine's praise.He quickly changed the topic: "What happened later? How did you become his friend?" After Reid asked this question, he suddenly felt that Augustine's aura became weak.

Augustine helped his forehead, revealing a feeling of regret: "I have been in Caltech for a long time, and I obtained my bachelor's degree, master's degree and doctorate degree there. The intersection of Sheldon and me in the first few years was just That tragic meeting at the beginning of school. If I hadn't gone to that damn 'Physics Bowl' competition!

Reid, you know that my major is chemistry, but I am actually fascinated by science.However, things that fascinate me often find time to learn.

Around the time I was doing my master's degree in chemistry at Caltech, my advisor, um, I mean a former advisor, a Ph.D. friend in physics from Dr.white wanted to compete in the 'Physics Bowl'.This game was a group of four. At that time, his comrade-in-arms entered the hospital due to food poisoning. He had no choice but to accept my former mentor's suggestion and put me in their group to make up the numbers.

In the first few competitions, I was also very conscientious as a vase, after all, I am not a professional in physics.

At that time, the scene against Sheldon and the others was precisely designed with two aspects of academic knowledge in physical chemistry.And then without self-effacing, I shined in that game.Enough Spencer, put away your probing eyes!It's not because I'm still complaining that Sheldon prepared his homework! "

"I'm just questioning the saying that you shine, after all, you are not a professional, aren't you?" Reid blinked innocently: "But it seems that you really shine for a reason, don't you?"

Augustine pursed her lips annoyedly: "Do you still want to listen?"

Reid raised his hand and made a gesture of shutting his mouth, motioning for Augustine to continue.

Augustine rolled her eyes slightly, and continued: "Okay, I admit that when I knew that I might face the culprit who caused me to miss the opening ceremony, I specially prepared my homework. But if I knew that If being in the limelight will cause me to continue to be miserable for the next few years, I will not even retaliate if I die!

Anyway Sheldon has considered me one of his sworn enemies ever since.Especially when he later learned that my IQ was a bit higher than his, oh, that time was a nightmare!Can you imagine?Sheldon-esque sarcasm is everywhere.You must know that I am a student but he is not a professor. We didn't have many opportunities to meet each other!

Later, I really couldn't stand Sheldon's behavior, so I took the initiative to find him and make up.Of course, Sheldon wouldn't.Later, I improved on the basis of Ebbinghaus's memory method, and tried every means to create conditions to connect all the things Sheldon likes with me.In the end, I was able to dispel his dislike for me.It's a pity that we overdid it in the end, and he and I had to become friends. "

"Ebbinghaus mnemonic? A memory curve of learning and forgetting? How can this dispel Sheldon's dislike for you?" Reid was puzzled.

"Oh, it's like this. I first learned about Sheldon's preferences. Then every time Sheldon came to provoke me, I took out what Sheldon liked or played or performed or explained or used to entertain him. What I and Sheldon like Things appear at the same time for a long time. I arouse Sheldon's dislike, and the things he likes arouse his favor. If Sheldon persists in appearing in front of me, there will only be two results in the long run. One is that he will shift part of his favor I like me, I mean the like between friends. One is that he shifts my dislike to the things he likes, so that he no longer likes those things.

There are many things Sheldon likes, but I am the only object of dislike in sight, so the result can be imagined.

If it hadn't been for playing off in the end, he and I are really just passers-by now. "As he spoke, Augustine let out a long sigh: "This experiment tells me that everything must have a degree. "

Reid pursed his lips and smiled: "You also said that your series of experiments were aimed at Sheldon, but no matter how much you disliked him, you never denied that he is your friend."

Reid hit the nail on the head with this point, which stunned Augustine, and then a smile appeared on his lips as he thought of something: "Spencer, people with high IQ are often regarded as freaks by others, because we have low EQ and are usually not very good at it." I understand the emotions that others want to express. Sheldon is like this, and so am I. If I hadn’t studied psychology later, I’m afraid I’m not much more popular than him. When I get along with ordinary people, I’m always cautious and try my best to cater to other people’s preferences This is why I can easily recognize other people's micro-expressions. After using it a lot, recognizing micro-expressions is not a skill for me, but for me. Only when I get along with Sheldon can I relax a little bit. Because He showed all his emotions on his face, he is simpler than everyone I know. It is this simplicity that makes me feel less tired. So over time I regard him as my friend. "

Augustine paused as he said that, and what he wanted to say next was a bit nasty, making it hard for him to say, but even so, he said: "You too, Spencer. Or you can