更新时间2015-6-57:38:37字数:2030

Jaina pretends to be the class teacher to fool the freshmen in the class, and Jaina is a super beautiful woman, leaving a deep impression on everyone from the class teacher to the students.

"My name is Li Li, and I'm your homeroom teacher. Just like what the classmate said just now, please introduce yourself first. The female classmate who just got off the stage, please introduce yourself first."

Uh, Jaina is speechless, I just came down, you let me go up.Thinking like this, Jaina walked up to the podium again, bent her waist slightly, and put her hands on the edge of the podium, and brought out this 'lecturer' style again?

She also discovered it herself, because many students below have strange eyes, so let's accept it, and then she took her hand back with some embarrassment, and hurriedly said to Teacher Li on the left side of the podium in embarrassment: "I always talk to people. I'm used to it, sorry!"

Pfft, the NO.60 students below burst out laughing collectively, some patted the table directly, that was a joy, even Teacher Li made her laugh.

"Okay, okay!" Teacher Li barely stopped laughing, clapped his hands twice to make everyone quiet, "Stop laughing, go ahead, tell me about your hometown habits, family, personal hobbies, what you like in your spare time, etc. Everyone knows you!"

"Okay," Jaina politely bowed to Teacher Li, she turned around and put her hand on the edge of the table again, and someone laughed again, Jaina quickly retracted her hand.

Just like this, there was laughter again, everyone including the teacher could tell, she couldn't really talk to people all the time, could she?

Jaina was brewing, and when everyone's laughter subsided, she opened her mouth two or three times, and everyone followed her to hold back, so introduce you!

Teacher Li was also staring at her from the side, seeing her open her mouth three times and her upper body swaying three times, she was also anxious, why didn't you say it?

Unexpectedly, Jaina turned around and said to Teacher Li, "Well, Teacher Li, let me press the table, okay?"

This time the whole scene exploded, the students laughed like crazy, Teacher Li also covered his mouth, aren't you too good?When we came up without doing anything, we burst out laughing twice.

"Okay, classmate Jaina, it's up to you. Did you often speak to others before? Could it be that you often do self-reflection on the podium?"

Teacher Li is also humorous enough, somewhat mocking him.

"The review was also done, but it was more to talk to the children, oh no, it was the classmates..." I was embarrassed again.

"Ahem... Let me introduce myself, my name is Jaina Stuart"

"Students, I was born in a hardworking and simple family, and my parents are relatively good successors of capitalism..." Jaina summed it up in one sentence, and continued with a smile regardless of the following: "I am a character A relatively good healthy baby, oh, no, it should be said to be a good child, not right, a good student, um, academic performance, basically able to kill all students who are not as good as me... Personal hobbies, I like to see your China The four famous novels, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Jin Ping Mei..."

The students below are already laughing so weakly that they are all crawling on the table, all wiping their tears...

"Wait a minute, classmate Jaina, when did that Jin Ping Mei become one of the four great classics?" Teacher Li asked with staring eyes.

The students were still laughing, and Jaina glanced at Teacher Li, then tilted her head and glanced at the students, "Why isn't Jin Ping Mei a famous book? Oh, yes, it is the four big obscene books, I made a slip of the tongue... sorry , I will continue, when it comes to personal hobbies, my interests are quite extensive, surfing the Internet, reading books, reading newspapers, watching movies, news broadcasts and weather forecasts are all very good..."

"...especially the first few channels of CCTV are more connotative. TV1 is promoting my happiness and making them envious; TV2 is that we sometimes tell cold jokes; TV3 is enjoying Taiping singing and dancing, and thinking about people's livelihood and democracy; TV4's The connotation involves politics, so I won’t talk about it; TV5 is a bit tangled, the big ball is in the world, and the small ball is in China; TV6 is very happy, all movies are free to watch, and we have to fight every day; TV7 is still good, talk about our military mighty , saying that our people are not suffering; TV8, alas... I personally think that if you don’t want to be depressed, don’t watch 8; if you have time, you might as well go to QQ to chat about handsome men and beautiful women.”

When Jaina turned to look at the teacher, the students laughed wildly again, "One last thing to add, male students, don't expect anything from me, I like girls."

The laughter stopped in an instant. The beauty who was boasting on the podium turned out to be gay, which made everyone, including the head teacher, not calm.She herself ignored the strange gaze.

After introducing herself, Jaina walked off the podium, and the class was quickly passed by the self-introduction of the classmates.After class, Jaina tidied up her books. This morning was the only class, and the rest of the classes were self-study. It didn't matter whether she was in the classroom or not. She was going back to the villa to play games.Speaking of which, the reason why she likes to play games is because Kaguya passed on her faults. NEET attributes Sai Gao.

Walking through a forest on the way home, Jaina was curious when she heard a fight, so she decided to take a look.When I approached, I saw that it turned out that a beautiful woman with an excellent figure was practicing boxing with an old man. The skills of both of them were obviously very good. With Jaina's eyesight, she quickly saw that this was an ancient martial art. The 20-year-old The beauty should be cultivated with dark energy, and the old man should be cultivated with energy.

Jaina found it interesting, so she reduced her own strength and strength to a strength similar to that of Huajin, and rushed into the battle circle.

The beauty and the old man apparently also spotted Jaina rushing towards them.After watching Jaina nodded at them, I realized that the other party wanted to exchange ideas and attacked them both at the same time.

To be honest, Jaina doesn't need to know any moves.She has practiced the rebirth formula to the third level, even if all the nuclear bombs on the earth are bombed on her body, she will not be blown up or evaporated.Usually against the enemy, her identity as a magician does not require close combat with people, and there are countless long-range means.At this time, she has suppressed her strength, so she looks very weak, but her dynamic vision is so good that the world seems to slow down if she concentrates a little. It was as if she had stopped, but her eyes were much more powerful than those bastards sharing sharing eyes.

So Jaina, who doesn't know any moves, relies on her unparalleled dynamic vision to fight with the two of them. After a while, she stopped when she saw that the two were out of breath.

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