I always feel like I've been taken by that roommate who is my rival

You Xin and Yu Ye froze, and blurted out: "It's not what you think!!"

Roommate a was quickly stabilized on the bed by their positions of left green dragon and right white tiger. Even though his face was full of despair and resistance of "don't listen to the bastard's chanting", he was still forced to listen to the two roommates calling for Dou E's grievance.

Back to half an hour ago, the opening scene of the new canteen.

Although the entire dormitory except roommate A was mobilized, the dormitory head and two roommates cd were obsessed with the crazy discounted fruits and went to line up, while You Xin and Yu Ye rushed to the place where they could give away two cans of fat house happy water and discounts Food stalls.

As a result, there were too many people queuing for Guoguoluo, and You Xin and Yu Ye didn't go to the other roommates to pay the bill after they finished eating.The two said they couldn't help, and they went back first because they had a chance to meet in the dormitory.

On the way, Yu Ye kept trying to take a sip of You Xin's Sprite—he took two cans of Coke, while You Xin took a can of Coke and Sprite.

Originally, Yu Ye didn't want to taste it, but when he saw You Xin driving Sprite on the road, he felt a little itchy: "Then what kind of competitor, Sprite, please give me a drink?"

"No!" You Xin guarded Sprite vigilantly, plausibly saying, "You said that you drank all my cans of Coke in one sip!"

"That time I was thirsty after playing basketball, okay, I swear this time I really just took one sip." Yu Ye tried to trick, "I haven't had a drink for a long time, and I've been drinking sports drinks for the past six months." As he spoke, With a hook, he almost got the small bottle of Sprite.

The two were fighting back and forth, not noticing that two people suddenly appeared beside them.

"Appropriate taste is okay, but sometimes you have to respect the other party's ideas."

Yu Ye stopped and looked at a girl holding a microphone who seemed to be jumping out of a rock, trying to understand what she said: "..."

Because of his outstanding looks, Yu Ye had the experience of being intercepted for an interview at X University, so he was relatively calm. Even without any preparations, he could act like an old dog on the surface.

Er Youxin poured himself Sprite for a long time with "ton, ton, ton". At this time, he screwed on the lid and looked left and right at a loss.

The girl's eyes flickered with fascination and excitement, and she handed the microphone directly to Yu Ye, and introduced enthusiastically: "Hello, classmate, we are the officers of the reporter department, and now I invite you to do an interview, how long have you been together?" ?”

Yu Ye replied hesitantly, "...More than a year."

The girl's eyes became more eager: "Has it been so long? How did you two know each other?"

"I'm in the same class as him, or a roommate."

"Ah, it's such a natural relationship!" The girl sighed, "Have the two of you met your parents?"

Something was wrong with Yu Yepin, but he still replied in a gentlemanly way: "My parents came with me when I started freshman year... Hey, I remember you were helping me make my bed? Didn't you?"

When You Xin heard this, he jumped up and said, "Stop! Don't say any more!"

Because You Xin was very nervous at the beginning of school, he and Yu Yedu shared the same bed, and the only roommate who arrived had a different set of beds. When he made the bed, he made the wrong bed and put the mattress from the rest When the page was pulled down, the other party just arrived...

In the end, the mosquito net was not removed because it was too troublesome, and the two still use the mosquito net that should have been the other party.

Knowing that he was still interviewing, Yu Ye stopped in a dignified manner.The girl looked envious: "So the parents also allow it? The relationship between the two of you is really very good! Do you want to go abroad?"

"No, why go abroad?" Is the domestic electromechanical market so sluggish now?

"Of course it's inconvenient in China, and I don't know when the same-sex marriage law will be approved." The girl put the microphone back with a look of regret, "Thank you for your cooperation! I wish you a long life!"

Yu Ye said goodbye to the girl with a smile on her face, then turned to You Xin and asked, "What did she seem to say just now?"

You Xin looked terrified: "...it seems to be a same-sex marriage law?"

Yu Ye: "Why did you mention this?"

You Xin: "Because she thinks we're going to get married...?"

Yu Ye's face gradually became blank. You Xin held two cans of drinks and stuck them on both sides of his cheeks with his mouth open. The whole person looked like he was cosplaying a certain painting called "The Scream".

In the next second, the two of them rushed over, trying to completely kill the signs of it before it became more complicated!

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After spending 3 minutes explaining to the girl that they are straight men perpendicular to the surface of the earth and only having a frank friendship, the two who got the girl's desperate apology x3 felt extremely tired and said that they must pinch the interview just now and don't po It's fine on the official account.

The girl was very annoyed: "Oh, I made a mistake at work, after reading that post on Tieba..."

Yu Ye seized the key words: "Post? What post..."

"No! I'm very sorry to both of you! I wish you a long and lasting friendship!" The girl suddenly interrupted Yu Ye's doubts and ran away with the microphone.

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Seeing that the misunderstanding has been resolved, Yu Ye shrugged and didn't take the episode just now to heart, but You Xin patted his chest with a face full of disaster: "It's been a long time since I came to X University, and it's the first time I've been treated as gay... In other words, you He's really straight, right?"

Yu Ye was speechless: "I still like the same goddess as you, did you forget?? And if there is a non-straight man between me and you, it must be you. Last time, whoever hit me when I disagreed? "

You Xin said quietly: "If you didn't mention that, how could I bump into you? Men can't make fun of that, understand? I'm here to let you feel my size for yourself."

Yu Ye laughed, "Okay."

Playback complete.

Yu Ye and You Xin pressed one shoulder of roommate A, as if the other party would not let him go if he didn't believe him.

After a long time, roommate a slowly said: "So last time you were in the bathroom, were you hitting each other a few times?"

You Xin and Yu Ye: "Is this the point!!"