Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

Veterinary clinic with mint leaves.

Mint Ye carried a fluffy white snow leopard and a puppet cat with a fluffy tail, hurriedly came to the recording and broadcasting room, and turned on the lights.

The mint leaves pulled the crimson curtain to cover the entire scene, and then pulled it back a few seconds later.

The snow leopard and the puppet cat are gone.

Three bamboo and rattan chairs are placed side by side, and a white-clothed swordsman sits ruthlessly on the extreme left, scanning the audience with folded arms.

Sitting next to him was a petite girl, her pupils were clear sky blue, her eyes were gentle and wise.

Mint Leaf: "So today I'm honored to invite Ye Baiyi, the Sword Immortal of Changming Mountain, and his wife, Xiaoyi, to participate in today's interview commemorating the Hundred Chapters."

"Time flies, time flies! Two people have walked so far without knowing it, running hand in hand relay all the way, walking through rivers, lakes and seas, flowers fall and bloom, love and hate are thousands of miles away, and the waves are magnificent... The two are now not only Get rid of the shadow of death, go through the ice and snow, and run into the out-of-season spring. What's more, the shame of the doctor in the past has transformed into the Changming mountain chariot king, and he has broken his friendship with Metasequoia since then. It's unbelievable... Ah, Please don't stare at the attending doctor, she is innocent!"

Mint Ye rubbed his hands together and coughed, avoiding Ye Baiyi's death stare.

"Then before the interview starts, let me introduce myself first, and then introduce each other." Mint Ye sat upright, and handed a pair of microphones to Ye Baiyi and Xiao Yi.

Ye Baiyi sneered, what is there to introduce: "I am Ye Baiyi! She is my wife—is there anything to eat?"

"..."

Mint Ye handed a plate of cherries to Xiao Yi, and Xiao Yi passed it to Ye Baiyi.

Ye Baiyi took it from Shan Ruliu and began to eat.

Xiaoyi: "...I am Xiaoyi. I come from Kongsang Restaurant in Jiuchongtian. I am the daughter of Yizhi, the God of Cookery. I am currently in charge of acting as the God of Cookery. This year, my usual hobbies are cooking and reading, and I am good at fighting. The way is bow and arrow and mouth escape, the most advocating strategy is to be unkind and subjugate the enemy. I like green and white, they are calming, I don't like bloody killings and things against logic. I also like antiques, ancient trees and famous trees , living fossils, ancient books and swords, old houses that have aged, and the 120-year-old Changming Mountain rascal.”

"..."

Suddenly being called by name, Ye Baiyi stopped eating, and his eyes widened: "Who is the old rascal!"

Xiao Yi patted him on the shoulder and corrected him considerately: "...then you are not an old rascal. You are a living fossil, an ancient tree, and an old house that has passed the years." Then it caught fire.

……

"Thank you both for your cooperation, and now we will move on to the next session - the magic question and answer of the Wanshiwu."

Mint Leaf took out a stack of small pieces of paper, and took out the top one in chronological order, "Then as a celebration ceremony, we will come up with some topics for you two. Let's open up our hearts and have a happy exchange, enjoy social fun, don't be too see outside."

"...There shouldn't be any strange questions, right?" Xiaoyi cast a cautious look.

"It shouldn't be so, we are all human." Mint Leaf said casually, "When encountering a question that is too strange, of course you have the right to refuse to answer, or use a relatively roundabout way to avoid the important ones."

"Okay." Xiaoyi felt relieved, and met Ye Baiyi's eyes.

The specific meaning of this look is: Senior Ye, you are in charge of eating, and I am in charge of answering.

……

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Q1: I want to know Lao Ye’s acceptance of ingredients such as looking up at the starry sky, blue cheese and bamboo shoot jelly (if you can, then canned herring

"Ye Baiyi, dinner is ready—"

"Oh, the first question is so sharp!" Mint Leaf shrugged, reached back from the rattan chair, and grabbed a refrigerator from the void.

The mint leaf opened the refrigerator door, and took out a pot to look up at the starry sky. It is also known as Hell Chanting and Undead, and its original name was Fishpie.

Chicken broth, diced potatoes, hard boiled eggs, wine, chopped parsley, bacon, freshly ground coarse black pepper.

The stuff is kneaded with flour and turned into one giant pie.

Then take the marinated fish head, like a flag, with the head up, insert one by one into the noodle cake, and finally put it in the oven to bake.

The taste of this food is indescribable, and it should not be much better than the soil on the top of Changming Mountain.

Blowing on the mint leaves, this pot of looking up at the starry sky is heated to the temperature just out of the oven, and the wonderful smell is released. The milky aroma and the choking peppery smell are mixed together. Western cuisine is this kind of smell, which is very cultural.

Mint Leaf snatched Ye Baiyi's cherry pot, and handed Ye Baiyi the starry sky: "Guest No. [-], come try it."

"...What is this??????" Ye Baiyi held the spoon, looked at the head of the fish with a shocked face, he rarely saw this type of cooking.

"Xiao Yi, have you seen it...do you have this thing in your food language?" Ye Baiyi started to panic, the smell made him scratch his head, he dared not move his chopsticks for a long time, he asked for help and looked at Xiao Yi. Yi.

"...No?" Xiao Yi was also at a loss, she felt that this thing was quite delicate, but it exuded malice, delicate and vicious, "Maybe there will be one in the Immortal Feast Altar? I don't know, but Yi Ya would like it. "

"..."

Ye Baiyi thought about it, and decided to give it a try.

Looking up at the stars is a piece of cheese bread, with some side dishes, and then a fish head.

The bread is actually very hard, a big piece, sprinkled with sesame seeds and pepper, Ye Baiyi pulled out the dragon's back, carefully cut it a few times, then tasted a mouthful of cheese, chewed it with his head tilted, and slowly frowned .

"……how do you feel?"

Peppermint leaves are forbidden to eat dairy products. I have never eaten this before. I am not sure if it will cause the patient Ye Baiyi to go insane. "If it is too disgusting, give it up."

"..." Ye Baiyi swallowed once, "It's okay? It's just a little smelly."

Ye Baiyi has been eating ice cubes in his early years, sometimes mixed with some soil, he can even eat this thing, in fact, the recipe bandwidth is very wide.

Ye Baiyi wasn't very against this, he pulled out a fish head, chewed it casually a few times, "This fish is better than steamed buns." The fish is grilled and crispy, treated with pepper, it tastes very fragrant.

Crunchy, chicken flavored.

"...Maybe Changming Mountain Sword Immortal is the same existence as Master Bei." Mint Ye didn't know what to say, and slowly showed a look of admiration.

After that, pinching his nose with mint leaves, he took out the blue cheese from the refrigerator. This thing is said to be a kind of cheese processed in a specific way. The milk taste is very strong and salty, and there is a choking smell of penicillium: "Guest No. [-] Do you want to try it..." Halfway through speaking, Xiao Yi snatched the thing with his hands, and a blast of God of Cookery spiritual power purified it.

"It's rotten!" Xiao Yi yelled angrily, "It's mold! Mold! Eater!"

"...But some people like to eat it very much." Mint leaf sighed, "Forget it, what about this?" Mint leaf opened the refrigerator again, and what was brought out this time was soil bamboo shoot jelly, a kind of starworm animal made of insects. The skin jelly, Hokkien cuisine.

It was a respectable looking thing, like jelly.

Ye Baiyi and Xiao Yi each took one and tasted it.

"This is delicious, vinegary and chewy." Ye Baiyi didn't care that it was a bug in nature, and it was delicious.

Xiao Yi thought it was delicious too: "Then you should eat more."

Seeing that they had eaten enough, Mint Leaf took out the last killer weapon from the refrigerator: "Then try this, its name is canned herring..."

……

The show was suspended.

Several police cars roared to the gate of the veterinary clinic and formed a circle.

A few criminal policemen wore gas masks and pushed open the door: "Someone complained about killing people and throwing corpses in this room, and the smell has dissipated."

……

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Q2: Let Lao Ye see the Buddha jumping over the wall and climbing on the bed to wake up Xiao Yi

"The Life of Little Iku-san"

The police car was sent away, and the show restarted.

Mint leaf opened the second note: "This question is also very sharp..." Mint leaf glanced at Xiao Yi: "Guest number two may have to avoid it."

"Okay." Xiao Yi stood up calmly, patted Ye Baiyi on the shoulder, walked to the waiting area, and stretched out her hand to close the curtain.

Ye Baiyi and Mint Ye were left in the room, and Mint Ye used the remote control to put down a slide projection screen: "Guest No. [-] will watch this video, and then talk about your impressions."

After the slide show is loaded, the food language mobile game interface appears on it, and the simple and romantic background music plays.

Mint Leaf logged in with an account from Void, and opened a scene replay.

Xiaoyi woke up in the morning, opened her eyes mistyly, and found a soul-eating creature lying on her bed, staring at her from a close distance.

This soul eater is like a Buddha jumping over the wall. He has always spoken and acted in this style, without any sense of distance.

Then use this method to wake her up every morning, regardless of men and women.

The problem is that Xiao Yi has experienced this since she was a child, and every soul-eating of hers is like a parent of hers.

When she was an infant, Buddha Tiaoqiang treated her like this, and when she was a teenager, Buddha Tiaoqiang still treated her like this.

After a long time, Xiao Yi developed resistance and was able to see the essence through the phenomenon proficiently.

Buddha Tiaoqiang just came to wake her up, expressing intimacy in a more individual way.

According to the usual practice, Xiao Yi showed a shocked look. Although she was not shocked at all, she still went through a procedure politely. This was a kind of tacit understanding between her and Fotiaoqiang.

Satisfied, Buddha Tiaoqiang climbed up and sat up straight, exchanged pleasantries with her, and said some rainbow substances.

He speaks in a very gentle manner.

After calling Xiaoyi to get up, Buddha jumped off the wall and left her bedroom.

Xiao Yi jumped off the bed without changing her expression, packed her clothes, dressed up, and was ready to start a day's work.

After the screening was over, Mint Ye turned off the replay column and turned to look at Ye Baiyi: "This episode is about Xiaoyi's situation when she wakes up every morning in Kongsang."

"..."

Ye Baiyi's face turned livid: "...is that a man?"

The soul-eating man was dressed in splendid clothes, golden in color, and the style of his clothes had an indisputable beauty, and the way he tied his hair seemed to be feminine.

...but his voice was clearly that of a man.

It was a very handsome voice.

Ye Baiyi was greatly shocked.

There are some people around Xiaoyi, they all seem to be men, and they seem to be very close to her, but it feels like something is wrong.

He was very upset because Xiao Yi was physically close to other men.

That was really a very ambiguous occasion and action, which was unbearable.

But he also had a weird feeling that it didn't make any sense for him to be jealous with these people.

"Of course the Buddha is a man. Don't look at what he wears. You have to look at his face and listen to his voice." Mint Ye simply explained that this empty world is outrageous, and some things must be selectively ignored.

"..."

Ye Baiyi was silent for a while, and squeezed out a few words through his teeth: "So what is the relationship between this person and Xiaoyi?"

"Guardian relationship?" Mint Leaf thought for a moment and explained, "Probably the relationship between Wen Kexing and Zhang Chengling." But it's not always the case. Fotiaoqiang is actually an existence that overprotects the young master, and his positioning is more male. Mother.

"...Oh." Ye Baiyi still couldn't let go, this scene gave him some serious injuries.

Although the person on the screen is estimated to be an immortal, Ye Baiyi doesn't mind a showdown with him after he has become stronger through cultivation.

Ye Baiyi's condition is very bad, his whole body is a little hairy, he feels that he shouldn't look at this.

The current him is not yet qualified to challenge any existence in the Nine Heavens.

And he couldn't wait to let himself grow up quickly, so he took the dragon back to Kongsang to kill all rivals in love and show off his might.

...Considering that Ye Baiyi's mentality seems to have collapsed, Mint Ye decided to give him a chance to buffer his emotions.

The mint leaf closed the curtain, opened it again, and the scene changed quietly, and it was already Young Master Kongsang's room.

The young master of Kongsang, Xiao Yi, was lying on the bed and sleeping with a pillow, with a relaxed expression.

It was early morning, and it was almost time for her to get up.

Ye Baiyi stood at the door and watched for a long time, there was no bed crawler around, only himself.

—Very well, he will take his place.

Ye Baiyi gritted his teeth and approached the bed, silently performed the lightness kung fu, lying on top of Xiao Yi with his arms propped up on the left and right.

... He maintained this position for a while, and found that his wolf blood was boiling, and Xiao Yi lay under him defenseless, feeling that he could be bullied at will.

Ye Baiyi felt that the person who climbed the bed was also very powerful, how could he not belittle her.

For more than ten years, he has repeatedly climbed the bed, but he is actually a guardian.

As long as there is a whiff of desire in the heart, it will be extremely difficult to maintain this movement.

If the body responds, it will be easy to reveal the truth, and there will only be a vigorous social death.

Ye Baiyi stared at Xiao Yi's sleeping face, lowered his head inch by inch, ready to kiss her.

Suddenly, Xiao Yi opened her eyes and looked at Ye Baiyi in a daze.

She didn't know when she fell asleep, she felt that one second she was still interviewing, and the next second she was lying on the bed and lost consciousness.

Xiaoyi had just woken up, still in a logical self-consistent question mark, staring at Ye Baiyi in a daze, thinking about the reason why he appeared in this place.

Her blank expression was irritating, Ye Baiyi couldn't bear it anymore, held her face and kissed her viciously.

……

Mint leaves terminate the scene before things get below the neck.

The curtain fell and opened again, Ye Baiyi sat on the stool with a blank expression.

Mint Leaf looked at Ye Baiyi, and handed him a glass of water to moisten his throat: "So you understand? You can't complete the morning service in the same way. You won't be able to get out of bed."

Ye Baiyi: "..." He gradually understood everything.

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Q3: I want to see Ye Baiyi and Xiaoyi compete in earth-flavored love words, respond to each other's earth-flavored love words, and see who gets caught first!This competition is my fate, I am not oily "Really can only rely on mouth, not hand-to-hand combat"

After Xiao Yi, who was waiting for the show, was invited back to the scene, the show continued.

Mint Leaf opened the third note: "...The next step may be the link that the two of you are good at, the mouth escape link."

Mint leaves rephrased the question.

"The rule is a competition of local flavor and love, which is carried out according to the basic competition system of the debate. First, the pros and cons will make a 45-second timed statement, and then enter the free debate session. When one party speaks, the other party cannot speak, and the two sides speak alternately."

The mint leaves reached out and rubbed two sticks of incense, and placed them on the small table in front of the two people: "This incense is used for countdown. When two people spend time talking or being silent, it will burn. Burning. After the speech, the right to speak can be switched, and the party who is wasting time gestures to switch the right to speak to the other party. In total, a person has 15 minutes to carry out a full-fledged love attack."

Ye Baiyi and Xiao Yi looked at each other, and Xiao Yi asked implicitly: "What is earthy love talk?"

"...well... it's a kind of speech technique."

Mint leaves thought about it, this is difficult to define, but mint leaves are good at defining, "Before the earthy taste, it is first of all love words, and its essence is to express love to the other party."

"The so-called earthy taste should mean that the way it expresses itself is so abrupt that there is a feeling of being caught off guard, as if the other party didn't need to say this, but inexplicably turned to the topic of love, giving people a feeling that this person My head is full of perceptions of pink matter."

Mint Leaf added, "In the vast world of stars and the universe, all kinds of rhetoric are just spinning around a peach heart. Puns are means, and love brains are the essence."

"... Oh." Ye Baiyi seemed to understand, he usually followed his heart when he spoke, and he didn't know how to organize the second way of thinking.

"...I still don't understand, can you give me an example?" Xiaoyi tilted her head and looked over. She was very interested in dialogue skills and hoped to understand it better.

The mint leaf beckoned, and a flower peacock poked its head out from the backstage and flew over with a whimper.

Its tail feathers are bright red, and a name tag is hung around its neck, which is "Wen" in seal script.

The peacock fluttered its wings, but there was no one to open its screen. It wobbled towards the mint leaves. This was its attending physician.

The mint leaf bent down and ran along its back, and suddenly reached out like lightning, and plucked its bright tail hair.

"bawl!!!!!!!!!!"

Caught off guard, the peacock screamed, and its feathers exploded into the shape of a sea urchin.

It staggered away and quickly disappeared from sight.

The mint leaves didn't care about it.

The mint leaf raised the palm of the hand, and the tail hair in the hand was gathered by the light green spiritual power, transforming into the shape of a book. The cover of the book was iridescent and had the texture of laser paper.

...This thing is very close to the soul of the patient Wen Kexing, and contains a high concentration of rainbow substances.

Mint Ye copied this book, and handed two copies to Ye Baiyi and Xiao Yi respectively: "This is the enlightenment manual of earthy love stories, you can flip through them casually, and then play freely."

Ye Baiyi flipped through the book, frowned, his expression tense.

And Xiaoyi browsed to a certain line, chuckled, and couldn't help reading out: "You look so cute when you eat, have you practiced it?"

Ye Baiyi: "..." Why does this feeling of egg breaking.

……

So Ye Baiyi and Xiaoyi, the two students, sat upright, carefully reading Wen Kexing's rainbow cheats, and preparing for the game.

After a stick of incense, the game began.

"First of all, the square—Changming Mountain Sword Immortal Ye Baiyi, give a 45-second rainbow statement." Mint Ye handed the microphone to Ye Baiyi, and the incense in front of him lit up with a faint red light and began to burn.

Ye Baiyi: "..."

After Ye Baiyi finished reading that book, he actually felt that it didn't make any sense.

He felt that there was something wrong with the brain of the kid surnamed Wen. Inside was a gorgeous plastic recycling plant, with colorful plastic bags floating in it, and he grabbed a lot of them.

The book Ye Baiyi was so useless, he glanced at the mint leaf with some puzzlement, and decided to stick to his laurels.

Ye Baiyi coughed and looked at Xiaoyi: "I came down to eat delicacies from mountains and seas, so God let me meet you. I starved for 100 years on the top of Changming Mountain, and then I will never have to suffer from hunger again." Various meanings superior.

It was still embarrassing to say this, both Ye Baiyi and Xiao Yi blushed, he should not speak in this style.

45 seconds is actually a long time, Ye Baiyi spoke quickly, there were more than 30 seconds left.

It took him nearly 8 seconds to socially die, and then continued: "When you were in the Yueyang faction, you always wore white clothes. I gave you that clothes. Do you know why I gave you that? Because I am Ye Baiyi, I did this... I gave myself to you, to help you shelter from the wind and rain, although you may not need it too much."

"..." After Ye Baiyi finished speaking, he wanted to be self-conscious. He realized that there were still nearly 10 seconds left. Why did he speak so fast? He didn't want to continue for a second.

Ye Baiyi began to eat and looked up at the starry sky.

He chewed one fish head per second and swallowed it. In the remaining 7 seconds, he ate 7 fish heads and then burped.

"..."

"The positive party stated that the timer has run out." The mint leaf gave Ye Baiyi a new plate of looking up at the starry sky, and the incense in front of him stopped burning.

Ye Baiyi pushed the plate, feeling that he had no appetite, and felt ashamed to death.

In fact, he didn't think of that white dress that way. If he had to sublimate it, he couldn't stand it first.

The mint leaf turned to Xiao Yi, and handed over the microphone: "Then, if you have any objections, Xiao Yi, the young master of Kongsang, give a 45-second rainbow presentation."

Xiao Yirong took the microphone calmly, and she first smiled at Ye Baiyi to relax herself: "Senior Ye, I know you like to eat, and I am good at cooking."

Who can't fart, who can't pun, as long as the skin is thick enough.

Xiao Yi bit the bullet and continued to say strange words: "During the day and night, I will cook as much as you want..."

"You—!" Ye Baiyi was teased firmly.

He blushed so much that he dropped his chopsticks and was about to pounce on her to punish her.

And the mint leaf repelled this person with a barrier: "The affirmative debater will record a foul."

"..." Ye Baiyi sat back on the stool hunched over, with an uncoordinated expression on his face.

Because of an interruption, Xiao Yi's timing was suspended, and the mint leaves re-ignited her incense: "The opposing debater continues to speak, and there are 34 seconds left." Xiao Yi spoke at a moderate pace, and only spoke two In a word, it takes more time.

Xiao Yi coughed, and she continued to stare at Ye Baiyi, although Ye Baiyi no longer dared to look at her.

The old house caught fire in an instant.

With the mint leaves around, Xiaoyi is safe. She can take this opportunity to talk nonsense and let Ye Baiyi perform a one-click funeral.

Xiao Yi: "Senior Ye gave me clothes and a sword, do you think these two things are more precious than yourself? In my opinion, you can behave well without clothes and swords." She started racing .

"????????"

Ye Baiyi blocked his ears.

He can't hear this thing, his body will betray him.

Xiao Yi had 15 seconds left, and she started a topic again: "Senior Ye's white clothes are very warm, but Senior Ye is even warmer. Senior Ye is by my side, giving me a feeling of home. I have a bed and clothes. I'm wearing you, I'll sleep with you when I'm tired..." There were only three seconds left in the timer, she didn't want to waste it, but it was too late to start the fourth topic, "Senior Ye, I love you." When the timer ended, she didn't waste a second .

"..."

Ye Baiyi: "..." What kind of devil's psychological quality is this?

Ye Baiyi fell into confusion.

Knowing that Xiaoyi should just answer the test, just like in the speaking test, most of the cases cited in it are made up, but in this rainbow mental attack, there is a strong hormone in every pervasive.

Every word is an invitation.

Xiao Yi's speech skills are impeccable, she has indeed grasped the essence of earthy love talk: shameless.

Shameless is invincible.

... However, Ye Baiyi glanced at Xiao Yi very quickly, and found that she was actually not very stable.

When she said this, she was obviously also very broken, her face was flushed all the time, but with the quality of will like steel, she forcibly and perfectly completed this round, even though she fell into a self-impaired state at the end of the countdown. close.

Xiaoyi blushed all over, clasped her hands between her knees, and looked like a stone sculpture.

She couldn't hear her breathing, and couldn't see any signs of life.

Feels like waiting for a trial.

"..."

Mint Ye looked at Ye Baiyi and Xiao Yi, and felt that both of them had lost the desire to live, and white smoke was blowing from their heads.

"...Is the free debate still going on?"

Mint Leaf asked uncertainly, "If someone admits defeat at this time, the competition can be ended early—"

"—I admit defeat!!!!!!!" Ye Baiyi and Xiaoyi said in unison.

"...uh." The next second, they glanced at each other, then looked away in a breakdown, and fell into silence again.

"..."

The rainbow substance was really not suitable for the two of them, and the mint leaf sighed deeply, feeling like it had ruined two fresh lives.

"Then it's a draw." The mint leaves were removed from the incense and replaced with two glasses of lemon-flavored mouthwash.

"...Then the two of you should clean your mouth, wash away the rainbow residue, and forget about these unpleasant things."

The author has something to say:

ps privately set mountains and rivers to make animal world:

Ye Baiyi is an oversized white fur snow leopard, and Xiao Yi is a puppet cat with a big tail.

Wen Kexing is a mutated peacock with red tail feathers, and Zhou Zishu is a fluffy gray squirrel with strong jumping ability.

Zhang Chengling is a ferret, hunted and killed by humans because of its precious fur, but it is still overrun.

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The voice of Buddha Jumping Wall is Jie Da, who is also the voice of full-time master Ye Xiu. —— "When Two Old Leaves Meet" (No)

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In fact, the author had nothing to say today, but after thinking about it, the 1.2-word exposition yesterday can be refined.

The only reason why I felt broken yesterday was that I was an over understanding person.

This thing has been with me for more than 20 years, and it has been hitting me hard. It's outrageous.

I didn't expect that even today, I still over-understand it. Ye Baiyi looks so exquisitely assembled, why is it not the principle I imagined.

I said in the comment area yesterday: "I can't accept that I did something stupid. If the actor teacher originally wanted to knit a sweater, I took it and closed it. I knit a woolen frame with two sleeves. , then I did something stupid."

Then I corrected it and said: "It's not a question of knitting a sweater into a frame, it's a question of knitting a sweater into a Boeing 747."

"So I shut myself off to the woolly plane... I feel like it's either not supposed to be an airplane, or it shouldn't be woolen."

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This blow left me lost for a long time.

It's not that I can't tell the actor from Ye Baiyi, it's that I can't tell the sweater from the airplane.

These are two completely different questions.

The former may not be able to ask for it, or the desire is still unfinished, but the latter is different. The latter is... is...

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Teacher Huang Youming knitted a sweater.

Its shape is shocking and has a sense of design.

I looked from afar and was shocked: "This...isn't it the shape of the front cabin of an airplane? Aren't the left and right sides the wings????"

He's actually trying to make up a plane, which is incredible, but with only the head, it can't fly.

Teacher Huang threw the sweater on the ground and left. I squatted down to investigate, and felt that it was a plane wreckage, but it was not impossible to be rescued.

I'm tickled and I know I can make it fly!

Neither storm nor thunderbolt can stop it.

It will go into overdrive and fly high above the clouds to meet the eternal sun.

So I took the wreck and started weaving with the same material.

I knit six cabins...

The aircraft is shaped and streamlined perfectly.

It was an ideal one. I sat in the cockpit, kicked the accelerator and tried to fly: "Boom..." I flew up and went straight into the sky. It felt good, but something was not right.

It seems that the material is wrong...how could the material be wrong?

I did it according to the material used by the actor teacher? ? ?

……

I flew a full circle, circumnavigated the globe, and landed the plane to start tuning.

Open Teacher Actor’s Weibo, open Teacher Actor’s Bilibili, is there anything I need to optimize and adjust?Check for errors.

Ok……

……and many more.

There does seem to be a glitch, a particularly large glitch.

He seemed to want to knit a sweater at first, a white sweater.

That thing is called Ye Baiyi, not Ye Jifei.

His sweater had already been knit and was in perfect shape, and he didn't think the thing needed to fly.

...but I have already gone to heaven? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

It really can fly! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !I proved successful! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !It is indeed the head of the plane! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

hateful!However……

I sat in the cabin and fell into confusion as to what the hell I was doing.

What should I do now, am I going to drive a Ye plane to participate in the National Day military parade?

Passing over Mr. Huang's house, two lines of rainbow-colored smoke belched out.

Then he raised his head and found that the aircraft seemed familiar. He had seen it somewhere, maybe it was in a dream.

Its head is so cool, like a sweater.

……

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But it's no big deal.

Once I accept the reality, once I know this is a plane that belongs to me alone.

I drove it to the snowy mountains and parked in the arsenal.Then take a few other sweaters, build a few brothers and sisters, and park with it.

It is no longer alone.

Isn't it just turning a sweater into an airplane? I'm the most proficient.

Today is Ye Baiyi, who is next.

The craftsman laughed maniacally, knowing this was a good start for me.

It's no big deal, on the surface, it seems to be my own self-indulgence, and it seems to be a loss.

But actually, it did get me high for a long time, because I did build airplanes and had fun doing it.

Very good, there is a sweater flight today, and there may be a sweater phalanx in the future.

Chinese, Japanese, modern, ancient.

If you see one, you will send one to heaven.

……

Maybe I don't think so when I wake up from sleep, but I know I want to think about it, and this matter can no longer bother me.

I must finish building this plane. Since this sweater has grown into such a special shape and was born in this world, I had a deep misunderstanding.

I'm going to send him to meet the sky and clouds, the sun and the birds, and gallop across the universe.

I don't care if you are Ye Baiyi or Ye Jifei.

The star universe is your journey.

Who made you fall in love with me, you can no longer be a sweater from now on.

Lucky and unlucky.

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I may not have a long speech in the future. I feel that I am a little tired of scolding. This matter has hurt my foundation a bit. I really cannot accept the harm caused by over-understanding.I feel like I am a two hundred and fifty.

I know no matter how I describe it, it is difficult for you to empathize with this matter. Only by reincarnating yourself as a logical and self-consistent craftsman, operating it once, and personally executing yourself, will you truly understand this feeling.It is really very eager to demolish any one thing, me, Yeh plane, or sweater, or father-in-law, out of the four, I have to demolish at least two, but I really can't do it, I know that the only fault is myself , the other three are innocent.

Don't try to persuade me, once this thing happens, there is no way to persuade me, I have lost all my money, and here is the fact.

I am indeed writing this article in front of the drama version of Ye Baiyi.The one in the hands of the actor teacher is my template, all my initial file materials.My plan is to refer to and only refer to the thing in his hand, and compile it down. I haven’t read the original book, and I don’t know anything else. I only know that the one in his hand is a creation of God, and then everyone can’t feel it. For this point, I want to try to put it all together, and I want the whole world to appreciate him from the right angle and in the right way, instead of treating him as a messy tool like Fahainan Bodhisattva.

I was still thinking at the time that other people don’t understand what Mr. Huang created, but I understand it, and I can let more people understand him.

But I didn't expect it, I was thinking too much.

I had trouble reading files from the very beginning, my understanding was too deep and layered, and it was completely different from his understanding, he didn't think Ye Baiyi was layered, and he didn't feel regretful about his death.

And I never paid attention to it, thinking that the answers of the two people were the same. I must be compiling his unfinished work, and I took it and wrote 40 words before I found out that it was wrong.

The thing was compiled, formed, and went to heaven. I suddenly looked back, three months had passed, and I went to check the answers after a long time, and found that they were all wrong.

The Ye Baiyi in his hand shouldn't be able to fly.What kind of sweater can fly.

But the one in my hand is already [-] meters high.It also installed its own solar generator or something.

The perpetual motion machine of love.

……

To hell with this.

If I continue to swear, I may exhaust my energy for love early, and the engine will suddenly turn off, and Ye Baiyi will directly perform the crash, and this article will come to an abrupt end.

Rather than getting lost in dissent, build an airplane behind closed doors, which I've always been.You should not open your eyes to see the world.

What looking for reference, what father-in-law ufo, all disappear, draw the curtains and the sky is dark, the outside world has nothing to do with me.

I only write what I believe in, as long as I am happy.

When I'm happy, those things don't exist anymore.