Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

No one expected that Zhang Chengling was a peerless master.

Meiqu Qin Song spread out the portrait and placed it in front of everyone.

There was a boy with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes drawn on it, he looked so outstanding.

Meiqu Qin Song sighed: "This Zhang Chengling wields a big sword, and his tricks are like cutting mountains with an axe. It's hard to imagine that such a young person has such attainments in martial arts."

"What's even more frightening is that no one in the Jianghu knows about this matter. If it wasn't for today...unfortunately, I broke through, maybe no one will know this secret that belongs to Jinghu Villa alone."

Several people looked at each other.

No wonder Zhang Yusen's family is so confident that they can't harm him, and so confident that he can reach the Wuhu League safely with Liulijia.

What should I do now, continue to hunt, or think of other ways.

Poison Bodhisattva didn't believe it: "Meiqu Qin Song, can you do it, such a beautiful little husband, if you can't, I will replace you."

Qiao Luohan: "Hmph, I can do it instead."

"Stop arguing..."

Scorpion King walked into the crowd with his hands behind his back, picked up Zhang Chengling's portrait with two fingers, and looked at the young man in the painting indifferently.

"If this is the case, there is no other way. How many of you are sure to take him down if you go together?"

The Scorpion King looked down at the pool of blood: "Meiqu Qin Song, tell me your estimate."

Meiqu Qin Song frowned, and said pertinently: "...His move didn't hit me completely, but just being swept by the sword wind, it was like being hit by a huge boulder in the chest, and it felt like my ribs were about to break. "

And his lute has been cut in half.

That was the pipa that had accompanied him through half his life's musical dream. Meiqu Qin Song was saddened, and since he just came back, he has been trying to repair it with glue, regardless of healing himself.

"That's because you don't have good lightness skills. You use a pipa, which is so heavy and so troublesome. We are different." Poison Bodhisattva raised her crescent eyebrows and smiled contemptuously.

"Hmph." Qiao Luohan also sneered.

The opinions of the two female assassins are generally disagreeable, and it is rare for such a situation to agree.

They all looked at Qin Song with disdain, feeling that he had hindered the reputation of the Four Great Assassins.

How could he be severely injured and bled by a little-known junior in Jinghu Villa?

"You can think whatever you want, you can experience it for yourself and you will know." Meiqu Qin Song didn't bother to defend, coughing tiredly with blood hanging from the corner of his mouth.

"Oh, is it so dangerous?" The Scorpion King smiled with great interest, "Then it's better to use poison, and get rid of his spirit first."

"You mean, poisoning the river?" Qiao Luohan raised his eyes.

"Not bad." Scorpion King curved his lips.

Qiao Luohan wiped the dagger in his hand, and frowned slightly: "...but this is the upper reaches of the river, will it spread too far?"

"Then just throw the antidote outside the target river section!" Poison Bodhisattva gave her a blank look, this woman is so stupid.

"... That's right. In this way, it will be difficult for them to fly." The golden-haired Jiang monster nodded in reconsideration.

"However, if you poison the water, the fish will die. Is it too obvious?" Qiao Luohan asked again.

The Scorpion King shook his head and smiled strangely.

He stroked Zhang Chengling's portrait, and said softly, "Stupid question—not all poisons in this world are deadly, useful poisons may not be deadly, and deadly poisons may not be useful."

Poison Bodhisattva loves to hear these words.

Poison Bodhisattva immediately expressed his opinion: "Then I think Hehuan San is good."

The young man in this picture looks handsome and has a rebellious air. Poison Bodhisattva likes this youthful flavor.

Poison Bodhisattva made the sound of wanting to see r18.

"Shut up your bad ideas!" Meiqu Qin Song on the ground coughed, "Obviously Huagong Powder is more practical."

"...The concentration should be higher, otherwise I feel that my heart is not sincere." Meiqu Qin Song added exhaustedly.

"There's something wrong with the water." Ye Baiyi took a look and felt something was wrong.

He is a medical practitioner, and he has never seen any detours. These people are obviously playing tricks on the patriarch.

Xiaoyi was in a dilemma: "Then what should we do, we need to eat and drink now."

The two of them got up early in the morning without drinking a sip of water. After the sun came out to roast them, they would be thirsty on the way.

And according to the usual practice, Xiaoyi will suffer from frame-sickness, and she will vomit several times on the way down. If there is no pad in the stomach, it will be more painful to vomit.

Ye Baiyi thought for a while: "Catch the dew."

The dew should be clean, and those dirty things crystallize in the river, and cannot follow the entire water cycle from evaporation to liquefaction to come to the shore. This is common knowledge, but Ye Baiyi has been a savage for decades, and he has this common sense.

It's morning now, the flowers and plants are covered with dew, Xiao Yi walks kneeling all over the ground, her knees and calves are all ground with grass pulp, at least she takes a bowl and hands it to Ye Baiyi.

"You drink first, you are working hard." Xiao Yi modestly handed over the bowl.

"You drink." Ye Baiyi blocked it back with his sleeve, "I can live without drinking water."

"...you'd better drink it."

Xiaoyi looked around, approached cautiously, and leaned on Ye Baiyi's ear and spoke in a breathy voice, "Since someone deliberately poisoned you, I feel that those people will wait until you drink the water and get poisoned before attacking." Come here, so you drink it quickly, and remember to pretend to be effective...so what kind of medicine is it?"

"..." Ye Baiyi fell silent for a moment.

Seeing his expression, Xiao Yi also froze.

"No way." Xiao Yi actually guessed what it was.

Yes, the Poison Bodhisattva is still in the end.

"Traditional Chinese medicine."

Ye Baiyi replied briefly, "It's very strong. After drinking it, you may start to be a beast directly, and then die suddenly."

"So you should drink it." Ye Baiyi pushed the bowl back, "I can't pretend."

"..."

Xiaoyi: "..."

So why presumptuously that she can pretend? ? ? ?

At this moment, Ye Baiyi was looking at her indifferently, and Xiao Yi fully believed that if she pounced on her to do something indecent, she would be treated in various inhuman ways, such as being elbowed out, falling into the In the mud, you can't dig it out.

Moreover, Xiaoyi felt that Ye Baiyi and herself were not familiar enough to be able to insult each other without any burden.

If she really did this, the two of them should end up splitting up in place.

"No, no, senior, how about... let's change our thinking."

Xiao Yi took a deep breath, closed her eyes and thought for a moment, then pointed to the metasequoia forest by the river bank: "Assume—assume that we all have fetishes."

"Our sexual orientation is not human, we only have feelings for Metasequoia." Xiao Yi struggled to organize his words, "To be fair, we can share this glass of water together later, and then I said one, two, three, let's go to the Metasequoia together ,what do you think."

"..."

Ye Baiyi: "...It's not impossible."

Ye Baiyi conceived for a while, although this picture is too beautiful, but at least the two of them don't have to hurt each other.

After drinking the bowl of water, Ye Baiyi and Xiao Yi found a tree and started to bump the tree.

"Boom blah blah..."

"Oh, their medicine seems to be working!...Poison Bodhisattva, what kind of medicine did you give them? They look a little strange..."

Meiqu Qin Song, who was in charge of the follow-up, looked at this scene in bewilderment, wasn't it the promised Huagong San?

What is this tm, a panacea for epilepsy?

"Something's wrong?" Poison Bodhisattva smiled sweetly, leaning on his arms, "It's okay if something's wrong, I'm still waiting to see how cute they are when they squeeze each other out!"

Hua Gong San is boring, Poison Bodhisattva likes things that are more enthusiastic, and young people are full of vigor, how wonderful that taste is.

Qin Song tried his best to understand the scene, but he always felt that it was not the same thing.

Qin Song: "...Then you may be disappointed."

"Oh?" Poison Bodhisattva pushed himself on the ground and sat up.

She poked her neck to look, and the moment her eyes came into contact with the main picture, her whole body instantly petrified.

Poison Bodhisattva:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

What's going on with these two people, what are they doing to the Metasequoia tree?

Poison Bodhisattva was dumbfounded, it shouldn't be, He Huan San shouldn't be like this...

They are a man and a woman, shouldn't they be posted?

And hit the tree like this, hit the tree with that hidden part, and hit it so loudly, wouldn't it hurt?Having said that, the shape doesn't match at all, right?

These two people must not be crazy!

Poison Bodhisattva looked at this scene in disbelief, feeling that men and women who are sane would not do such a thing, but neither should men and women who have drunk her acacia.

Poison Bodhisattva: "...I'll take a look."

"How long are we going to hit?" Ye Baiyi's facial features were distorted, and the tree felt like it was about to be broken. Why didn't people come.

The price of this fishing law enforcement is too high.

"Here we come... Someone is coming, let's concentrate on bumping into each other!"

Sensing that the frequency behind him did not match the sound of the wind, Xiao Yi closed her eyes, "Keep going, victory is just around the corner!"

"..."

Ten zhang away, Poison Bodhisattva fell to the ground lightly, making an inaudible soft sound.

She watched this scene neither far nor near, and gradually revealed a look of fear and awe.

After a while, she approached tentatively step by step...

Then... slowly backed away.

Poison Bodhisattva: Back off.

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Xiaoyi: "..."

What does this mean, are they going to continue this ridiculous campaign, really tired.

The two of them didn't eat or drink all morning, and they just kept repeating this mechanical movement here, and even put on ecstatic expressions.

Metasequoia couldn't take it anymore, and neither could they.

Ye Baiyi gritted his teeth: "I found that you can really come up with an idea." Now that part of him is protected by Liuhe Zhenqi, so it is not broken and scrapped.

"Senior Ye, I'm sorry..."

Xiao Yi apologized soullessly.

……

"That's it. Although the two of them don't look so... conventional, they are indeed using movements similar to reproduction. Maybe they have some quirks."

Poison Bodhisattva gave up thinking, her poison should be fine, there must be something wrong with those two people.

It was the first time I saw Rishu after poisoning so many people.

It still lasts so long.

Poison Bodhisattva felt that she had lost interest in Zhang Chengling.

There is always something more important than face and temperament.

"Then shall we still do it?" The golden-haired Jiang monster looked at her uncertainly.

"Move! Don't miss this opportunity."

It is probably because Zhang Chengling was young and had practiced some taboo cheats, so he became like this.

Martial arts ceiling and so on, people are generally weird, isn't it just a tree, there is nothing unusual, Poison Bodhisattva completely understands everything.

"...Let's hurry up while they're in full bloom," Poison Bodhisattva said.

In a pool of fresh blood, Poison Bodhisattva and her colleagues tragically fell into a pile of arhats, and each of them was seriously injured and on the verge of death.

They looked at the dragon's back and sword front so close in disbelief, it felt like a dream.

"So... you just did it on purpose??? Are you sane?!"

Poison Bodhisattva's expression was blank.

She only wants to know one thing now, otherwise she feels that she will die with regret.

Poison Bodhisattva: "...why is it a tree?"

He would not even pretend to be a sticker, and would rather severely injure his own vital organs than post a sticker. How could there be such a desperado in the world.

Sticking sticks brings happiness, but bumping against trees brings pain. Poison Bodhisattva doesn't understand why.

"..." Ye Baiyi looked at Xiao Yi, he also wanted to know the answer.

Xiao Yi held her forehead.

Xiao Yi: "...Because I have a mental illness."

"Yeah, that's all right."

Poison Bodhisattva closed her eyes peacefully, and she got the answer she wanted.

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Poison Bodhisattva: "Burn it, this is youth! I would like to call it "Sun in the Woods"."

Xiaoyi: "If possible, I hope to change the position of the first two words."

Xiaoyi & Ye Baiyi: "The Woods in Japan".

Poison Bodhisattva: ...Wait?