Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

Now that she has decided to switch strategies and not look for Zhang Chengling anymore, and there is no need to search along the way, Xiao Yi feels that there is no need to travel on foot.

Ye Baiyi has been pulling the four major assassins for a walk with the rope and pulley all the time. After a long time, his arms are also awkward.

If you pull two with one hand, you will have no hands to eat snacks. If you pull four with one hand, your walking posture will be unsymmetrical. It will cause some scoliosis to the spine, and you will get cervical spondylosis after a long time.

Xiaoyi looked tired for him, and had four extra dogs for no reason, walking over mountains and ridges.

The wheels are still stuck.

"About a hundred miles, there is a county-level post station down from this mountain. Let's rent a carriage." Xiaoyi shook out the map and suggested.

The four major assassins had actually fallen asleep, Ye Baiyi dragged them to his feet with a look of disgust, "Are you going to keep taking these people with you?" He didn't want to ride in the same carriage with them.

Xiaoyi thought for a while, "Take it first, I want to ask why they want to kill Zhang Chengling."

It's Guan Qiao Xiaoyi who still can't figure it out, "Senior Ye, you said that killing Zhang Chengling, who can benefit? What is the principle of this?"

"how could I know?"

Ye Baiyi was not interested at all, he raised his eyebrows inexplicably, "What's the use of asking me? I'm not them, and is it meaningful for you to worry about this?"

It feels like a completely trivial matter.

"That's really meaningless, but I just want to know." Xiao Yi said dryly.

"I think you just want to find a reason for yourself to spare their lives." Ye Baiyi looked at her speechlessly.

Where did this little girl come from, a child with mental cleanliness? Ye Baiyi was really convinced.

She is too embarrassed to kill such a strange person, but she has no intention of killing after seeing what kind of medicine they are planning to give her.

How this kind of person grows up to such a healthy age, Ye Baiyi really doesn't understand.

It is not convincing to say that I survived by IQ. If I am lucky to be able to think of a way to get the best of both worlds every time, is it smart or a fluke?

How can there be such a person, it is simply a contemporary naturalist.

Ye Baiyi looked at Xiaoyi with complicated emotions, "Do you have that disease that kills people and kills them?"

"Well, not really."

In fact, Xiaoyi didn't think about killing people. She just felt that there was something that couldn't be explained, and she was very worried that she had missed some key points.

People are clues when they are alive, and evidence when they are dead. Xiaoyi needs clues more at this stage.

Xiaoyi studied Ye Baiyi's expression for a while, and suddenly Fuzhi said in a heartfelt way: "Senior Ye, can I rent two carriages?"

An hour later, Ye Baiyi sat alone in the empty carriage, bumping from side to side expressionlessly as the terrain of the mountain road changed.

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

so lonely.

No one talks, so lonely!

In order to take care of those southern border assassins, Xiaoyi squeezed into an ordinary carriage, and then rented a luxurious one for Ye Baiyi alone.

This should obviously be a kind of enjoyment, but Ye Baiyi felt very painful.

Why did things turn out like this, Ye Baiyi felt bored, his mouth was gradually producing its own will.

Ye Baiyi lifted the curtain of the car irritably, and sat down behind the coachman.

Ye Baiyi: "How long do we have to go to Yueyang faction!? Can you drive faster?"

"...!" The coachman was shocked by his sudden verbal attack, "Ah? Ah? Didn't you just get in the car?"

Didn't they agree that they would have to drive for three days? Is this guest the memory of the goldfish?

The coachman flicked the reins and looked back at him in bewilderment.

"Then I'll tell you to drive faster! Can't I tell you to drive faster as soon as I got in the car?" Ye Baiyi tapped Che Xuan with his middle finger knuckles, beeping, "I'm very busy. , I have something important, the leader of the martial arts is waiting for me, I am in a hurry!!!!!!"

"?????" The coachman turned back in confusion again, "Do you have something important to do? Are you in a hurry? The martial arts leader is waiting for you?"

"Then what about the Taishang Laojun? What about the gods of the wilderness? Where about the Jade Emperor?" The coachman continued to turn his head in confusion. He shook the rein and then turned his head, "Is there any more, more?"

"...??????" Ye Baiyi was dumbfounded by him, "Then there must be? Your father, your grandfather, your great-grandfather, your eighteen generations of ancestors!? Is that enough? What more?? ?”

"Then these are not of the same level?" The coachman was even more confused, his neck was about to be broken, "Then should they wait for you together or separately? Which one do you see first???"

"How do I know? It's none of my business????" Ye Baiyi was confused by his logic. He felt that nowadays the masters of the world are among the people, and a coachman is so unfathomable.

"...Senior Ye! What are you talking about?"

Xiaoyi lifted the curtain of the car and leaned over from the carriage in front, she felt that the carriage behind was very lively.

Facing four stinky assassins who passed out alone, Xiao Yi also felt a little bored.

"Little bastard! Sit over here!" Ye Baiyi immediately ignored the coachman, and waved vigorously at Xiao Yi as he moved away.

He's really sick of it, and he needs healing.

Ye Baiyi: "Come here, come here!!!"

"No way, Senior Ye! If these people wake up, I'm afraid I won't be able to take care of any of them, and they will cause trouble!" Xiao Yi declined him regretfully.

The two people shouted and chatted across the coachman. The coachman looked at this and that in a daze, "Oh! Two little dolls! If you want to be together, why don't you rent a carriage!?"

The coachman looked at Xiaoyi in a daze, "Girl! If your lover doesn't ride in a carriage with you, he will go to heaven! He is in a hurry to meet my ancestors! No way!!!"

"..."

Confusion is contagious, Xiao Yi unconsciously copied the expression of confusion, she looked at Ye Baiyi blankly: "What does he mean?"

"He's farting!!!" Ye Baiyi looked at her angrily, "Why do you listen to him farting?!"

"Don't listen to him farting! Sit here! Chat with me!!!" Ye Baiyi patted the place beside him, "I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?!"

Under the chaotic attack from the coachman, Ye Baiyi was completely incoherent.

A lot of people's virtuous value will be deducted from the exhaustion of boats and cars.

"..."

"I'm sorry, please stop the car!" Xiao Yi raised her voice and yelled loudly.

"Senior Ye, why didn't you tell me earlier when you were hungry!"

Xiao Yi cautiously removed a few unconscious assassins from the carriage, carried them with her, and then led them to Ye Baiyi's side, and there was a bloodstain on the ground, "What do you want to eat?"

"..."

Eating is actually an excuse, Ye Baiyi just wants to chat with normal people.

Ye Baiyi couldn't take his gaze away from the assassins for a long time, "Do you know that one is not good enough to eat?"

Ye Baiyi was about to collapse why she was dragging these few people along. This is beyond the simple explanation of the Holy Mother.

The reason why Ye Baiyi is so irritable is because Xiaoyi sent all the cooking utensils and seasonings directly to Yueyang City, which means that his meals during the entire journey are only at the level of primitive society.

Grilled fish, grilled meat, grilled fruits and vegetables, eating such things occasionally for a day or two is called experiencing life, and eating them for half a month is called atavism.

The two of them didn't bring any food and snacks with them. Ye Baiyi felt that his mouth was flustered on the road, and his temper had been agitated for many days. This anxiety reached its peak when he saw Xiaoyi persistently dragging the assassin. .

The mouth has two main functions, eating and speaking. If one is weakened, the other will be automatically strengthened.

"Okay, they won't wake up, you don't have to worry about it."

Ye Baiyi squatted on the ground and tinkered for a while, then put the silver needle box back into his arms, and the four big assassins became the four big hedgehogs.

"???"

Xiao Yi looked at Ye Baiyi dumbfounded.

Countless silver needles were inserted into various acupuncture points of the four major assassins, from head to toe, they looked very Spartan, and Xiaoyi felt that Ye Baiyi was quite wicked.

Ye Baiyi scolded: "What are you looking at, why don't you throw them into the car?!"

"Senior Ye... did you kill them?" Xiao Yi's tone showed awe.

These people look... Xiao Yi doesn't know what to say, but they feel like toothpicks.

"No, I just sealed their blood."

Ye Baiyi looked very displeased, and casually kicked the assassin who was full of silver needles on the ground, "You don't even need to feed them in this way, their body energy consumption is reduced to the minimum, and they will die every ten days and a half months." No." He didn't want these beasts to compete with him for food.

Xiaoyi: "..."

...also with preservation function.

"Will you lose your memory when you wake up like this..." Xiao Yi still felt unsure, the hedgehog shape was still too shocking for her.

Xiao Yi: SAN-1

"If you really don't eat or drink like this, the lack of energy supply to the brain lasts for so many days, will the brain shrink?" Xiaoyi asked worriedly.

If you become disabled due to hunger, and you can't ask anything, it will be self-defeating.

"Don't worry about them!" Ye Baiyi waved his hands irritably. This person can't tell the difference between close and distant, and he doesn't have the most basic trust in his teammates.

Ye Baiyi laughed angrily: "You still question my craftsmanship, do you know whose craftsmanship you are questioning???"

"Okay! The number one under heaven, Senior Ye!" Xiaoyi gave up thinking.

Ye Baiyi did win, and tied these people up like this, Xiaoyi physically didn't want to see them anymore.

Xiao Yi put her on the carriage, greeted several coachmen, and took Ye Baiyi to the mountains.

Xiao Yi narrowed her eyes and looked into the distance, "There seems to be a mixed bamboo forest in front, and there are bamboo shoots to eat."

"Bamboo shoots are full of treasures. After peeling off the shell, you can wrap the meat in the shell and roast it. It should be less greasy." Xiao Yi looked at Ye Baiyi and introduced it to him.

I feel that Ye Baiyi has been aggrieved by eating these few days, maybe it is time to change something.

"Is there any fruit?" Ye Baiyi made an inch, "I want to eat fruit."

Ye Baiyi looked at Xiao Yi with full expectation, his eyes were like watching Doraemon.

Xiaoyi: "..."

In fact, there are still some wild fruits in the mountains in May and June of the lunar calendar.

Ye Baiyi's request was not unreasonable, and Xiao Yi herself was a little thirsty.

But the trees in this place are relatively tall, and when she glanced over in the forest, her field of vision was very limited.

"Senior Ye, wait a moment, I'll climb up the tree and have a look." Xiao Yi touched the ground with her toes, hugging a big camphor tree by the waist, flipping up branches one by one.

The way she climbed the tree was very acrobatic, Ye Baiyi looked at it with a smile, and found it pleasing to the eye.

Xiaoyi climbed all the way to the top of the tree, and found that the tree was really tall with luxuriant branches and leaves. From this angle, Ye Baiyi could not be seen at all, and only a lot of rolling crowns could be seen.

She looked from tree to tree and saw no fruit trees, but at the top of another tree, she saw a strange object.

The object moved for a moment, then looked warily at her.

Xiao Yi took a closer look and found that the man was wearing a ghost mask.

The author has something to say:

Oh, sorry, Gao Chong, I decided to persecute you after two chapters.

I remembered that there is still such a great sect as the Taishan School, how can I easily miss it.

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Entering a new chapter, Ye Baiyi's mental health has entered a new field. In the next chapters, he will gradually integrate into interesting role-playing (?), instead of continuing to be a spectator from a high place, looking at himself people.

The title of the chapter "Although the deer are not used to meeting people, the ape does not need to call when it hears the drum" is taken from Su Shi's Huanxisha, which probably refers to the lively and festive scene when he came to the mountain village when he was the prefect. Among them, the animals in the mountains have their own moods, forming an interesting contrast.

The elk recognizes people, and avoids them vigilantly, but the apes, when they hear someone beating drums, jump out of the mountain to join in the fun.

Here, the elk and the ape are probably used as a metaphor for Ye Baiyi's split mental state.

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Ah, it's weird to explain it this way, how can ancient poems be explained in big white characters, it's like burning a piano and boiling a crane.

Let's all feel it with our hearts.