Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

Xiaoyi and Ye Baiyi sat on the roof in silence, with a distance between them.

Xiaoyi's clothes had already been arranged, and in the silence, she casually pulled out all the needles on her hands, feet, legs, and arms, and threw them on the tiles.

Her face was still red, and she was completely autistic.

Just now Ye Baiyi gnawed back and forth, and suddenly unlocked her dumb acupoint, she was completely defenseless.

She didn't need to say to suck the poisonous blood, she could heal herself with as many as a dozen poisonous needles.

"..."

Ye Baiyi's gaze drifted into the distance, "So you said, your bloodline can be purified and healed?"

He really didn't expect this kind of thing, he was eating tofu for nothing, and he heard a bad voice.

"……Um."

Xiao Yi was also looking into the distance, pretending to talk to a house in the distance, "Senior Ye, do you remember that time you beat me up when we first met?"

"...I really didn't do it on purpose that time! I thought you were strong!" Ye Baiyi immediately turned his head to argue, and then looked away like an electric shock.

"...I know." Of course Xiaoyi didn't blame him. The two were not familiar with each other at the time. It was normal for him not to trust her. He felt that the way people in the world tried to test each other was relatively violent. "In short, if it wasn't for my physique Special, I might have really died at that time, but I didn’t tell you because I was afraid of putting pressure on you.”

"I mentioned this mainly to let you have an approximate degree in your heart. This range is within my treatment threshold—the fight with you should be the limit value."

Xiaoyi stopped talking after explaining, quietly looking at the roofs in the distance, and listening to the cicadas and birds singing around her.

...It's so embarrassing, both of them are socially dead.

After a long time, Ye Baiyi searched his mind and took the initiative to find a topic: "The assassin just now feels a bit like the four big assassins." It seems that they are all in that kind of Southern barbarian costume.

"Could it be revenge for the four major assassins?" Xiao Yi followed up.

"Perhaps, after all the parcels have been stolen." Ye Baiyi was a little annoyed, "It's my fault, I should have reminded you earlier."

When he just came back today, he was actually terrified. He saw Xiao Yi lying on the roof with poisonous needles all over his body.

If that person was really on the same team as the Four Great Assassins, then Ye Baiyi felt that it was his own haste and procrastination that led to today's scene.

"It's okay, Senior Ye, don't blame yourself, I feel this is God's will..."

Xiao Yi sighed, she suddenly felt that it was unnecessary.

Think about it carefully, the two of them are dating, and she may die at any time, so why not take off her clothes and put them on the ground, kiss her shoulders a few times.

Now spend time in self-isolation, that time is passing by every minute, and death is approaching, and the time to really enjoy it will only become less and less.

Under the shadow of death, it is always easier for people to think about it, but they are really helpless.

Had to think about it.

Xiao Yi stretched out her hand and gently pulled Ye Baiyi's sleeve: "Let's go, I don't blame you." There was an almost transparent open-mindedness in her voice.

Her tone made Ye Baiyi stunned for a moment. He didn't know how to describe this feeling, which made him a little uncomfortable.

Ye Baiyi was silent for a moment, held her hand, and led her to jump off the roof with light work, "Then I will try to stay by your side for the next two days." This assassin may come again at any time, and he doesn't want Xiao Yi to go on business again.

In fact, there is no shortage of dormitories in this yard. If one is cut down, there will be many more.

Ye Baiyi tidied up and changed to another room. He reported to the support staff of the sect to repair the old room, and truthfully said that he chopped it down by himself.

The logistics staff were dumbfounded: "..."

This Zhang Chengling was so crazy that he even demolished his own house.

The cost of a room is so expensive, I don't know what Leader Gao will think when he sees the bill.

……

Leader Gao did not receive the bill, and the bill was forwarded to Zhao Jing, which was instructed by himself.

Zhao Jing was very happy to pay for the sabotage for his future adopted son, and then found a perfect reason for magnetism.

"Ouch! Isn't this Chengling?!"

Ye Baiyi was moving, carrying a pile of stored melons, fruits and food from one dormitory to another, when he looked up and saw Zhao Jing who was smiling.

"What's the matter? The house collapsed?" Zhao Jing looked behind him in surprise, "How unsafe! Part of the structure of this house has been destroyed, and it's actually very dangerous for you to live in another room! Okay Son, don't live here now... There are vacant rooms over there by Uncle Zhao, and the conditions are very good!"

Ye Baiyi's movements paused for a moment, what Zhao Jing said was indeed reasonable, the structure of the house is integral.

It doesn't matter to him himself, but Xiao Yi.

He didn't want the house to collapse and bury Xiaoyi in it, that would be too dangerous.

Ye Baiyi looked at Zhao Jing: "How many people can live here?"

He actually took care of himself, Zhao Jing was overjoyed, this is a treatment that Gao Chong never dreamed of, and he got it easily: "It doesn't matter how many people you want to live in! They are all very, very high-quality room types! You will definitely like it! "

"That's great!" Ye Baiyi immediately walked towards him with his things in his arms, "Lead the way!"

Xiao Yi who just opened the door and saw this scene: "???"

"Wait!? Where are you going?!" Xiao Yi rushed up in horror, Zhao Jing wanted to abduct Ye Baiyi with a few words, what's going on?

It was only then that Zhao Jing remembered that there was such a person. His attention was always on Ye Baiyi, and he forgot that there was Xiao Yi: "Oh! Isn't this Xiao Yi? The house that Uncle Zhao saw in Chengling just now is not It's safe, just say take him over for a few days."

"She will live with her too." Ye Baiyi corrected.

"...???"

Xiao Yi looked at the two people in confusion, why is she going to live with Zhao Jing, what is this unfolding, is she going to listen to him farting to Ye Baiyi every day in the future.

"Hey, what did you say yesterday? Don't be polite to Uncle Zhao, that would be alienating you!" Zhao Jing walked over and radiated a dazzling light of love to Xiao Yi, "Uncle Zhao, there is a separate garden, very far away from here. Nearby, there is a snack street nearby, and there are all kinds of rouge and gouache shops that you girls like!" Zhao Jing heard that she had an unrequited love for Zhang Chengling, so she was sure that she needed this.

"Oh, oh!"

Xiao Yi looked at him, "... can I have pocket money?" She is actually very poor, so try not to have those extra expenses as much as possible.

"Yes!" Zhao Jing said immediately.

What Zhao Jing doesn't need most is money, and what he's afraid of is that you don't want it.

"Uncle is so kind, Xiao Yi likes Uncle the most!" Xiao Yi immediately changed into a flattering face, like a little squirrel jumping up a tree, she immediately moved to Zhao Jing's side, "Uncle, what can Xiao Yi do to help?" If you are busy, you must tell me!!! Xiao Yi is very capable!!!!!!”

"Haha, good boy!" Zhao Jing likes sweet-talking children, although he feels that she just wants money.

Ye Baiyi: "..."

The two lived in Zhao Jing's other garden.

Everything is so logical and smooth.

At the same time, Xiaoyi earned her first pot of gold, which was pocket money from Zhao Jing.

Xiao Yi: Carnival for the poor.

"I found out that Zhao Jing is really rich!" Taihu Lake is a rich place, and he is the head of the Taihu Sect, Xiaoyi was very moved.

The pocket money that Zhao Jing gave was really not zero at all, a big chunk was all silver, it was like a bribe.

Xiao Yi has reason to suspect that he is buying her, because he really showed an undisguised interest in Ye Baiyi.

After living here for two days, Ye Baiyi was about to go crazy. He could see Zhao Jing delivering things, piled up at the door every day.

Ye Baiyi really wanted to kill this person, but Xiaoyi begged him to accept the donation, and even opened a donation proposal form for him.

"It's July now. In July, I need to eat something cool and refreshing. I think I can ask Zhao Jing for cucumbers, winter melons, persimmons, pomegranates, mung beans, red beans..."

Ye Baiyi looked at her devastated: "Do you know what expression he had when I showed Zhao Jing the last time?!" It was an expression of discovering a new world. I didn't expect you to be so rough on the outside but so delicate on the inside. A virtuous man with Liuhe magic.

...Ye Baiyi is really going to shark people, he has a feeling that he is betraying his lust, although he can't find any evidence.

"But I think, if you want to eat these things, you just ask him. Didn't he say that you don't have to be polite to him?"

Xiaoyi earnestly taught, "Think about it, you are not alone, you are working hard for a family, for our two families." Try to sell your lust.

Xiao Yi also wanted to do this job instead of him, but Zhao Jing was not interested in her.

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi: "...When Gao Chong fixes that house, we will go back to live." He really didn't want to stay in this crappy place for a day.

Zhao Jing calculates the strategies by himself every day, and feels that Ye Baiyi is becoming more and more dependent on him, because every time he asks for more things than last time.

He had actually confirmed with Gao Chong that Ye Baiyi had never asked for anything like this from others, so he judged that this should be a way of showing intimacy.

After reaching a certain threshold, Zhao Jing felt that he could meet with him.

So on a certain auspicious day, Zhao Jing asked Ye Baiyi out.

Ye Baiyi instinctively felt very bad, so he took Xiao Yi along.

Zhao Jing was not surprised either, the three of them sat down at a table with delicious food and drinks on the table.

Drinking for three rounds... Zhao Jing unilaterally drank for three rounds, the other two did not drink, he drank some alone, then he enthusiastically patted Ye Baiyi on the shoulder and began his generous speech.

After talking a lot of nonsense about Jinghu Villa, Zhao Jing saw Ye Baiyi frowning, thinking that he was touched by something sad, and felt that it was time to ask the final question.

Zhao Jing: "Actually, I have always hoped to have a adopted son like you, who will love me dearly."

Zhao Jing looked at Ye Baiyi: "If you don't mind, how about calling me foster father?"

"..."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

This bastard has worked so hard and entangled him for so long, but his purpose is to let himself call him father.

Ye Baiyi was furious, he quickly pulled out the dragon's back, and split the table in half with a click: "I am your ancestor!!!!!!!"

Ye Baiyi walked away angrily, Zhao Jing and Xiao Yi were still sitting there, Xiao Yi was still holding a water glass and chopsticks.

Among them are collapsed tables and dishes and wine sauce all over the floor, dripping everywhere.

Xiaoyi looked at Zhao Jing regretfully, this person's ability to accurately step on thunder is too good.

But she doesn't want to give up this Zhao Jing, because she really needs money now.

Since Xiao Yi was still sitting, Zhao Jing was also sitting, and the table collapsed, leaving the two of them sitting face to face.

Ye Baiyi left, and the atmosphere changed. Zhao Jing instinctively prepared to smooth things over, but Xiaoyi blocked him with his hand first: "Why stick to the formality, isn't your adopted brother's son your son?" Zhang Yusen It should be his fourth brother.

Zhao Jing was taken aback by her enlightenment, Xiao Yi continued: "We call Uncle, it will not hinder the strong father-son relationship between us, are you right, Uncle?"

Zhao Jing: "Yes, but..." He always felt that these words were strange.

"But look, Uncle, you have no daughters under your knees, and they are all adopted sons. You should not be polite and treat me as your own. How can a person only have sons but not daughters? Biodiversity is also very important. Come on. How about a foster daughter for a change, right, uncle?" Xiaoyi looked at him with bright eyes.

Zhao Jing: "But I..."

"Oh, uncle, don't be a stranger! Chengling is withdrawn, but I am different, I am lively and cheerful!"

Xiao Yi enthusiastically pulled his arm, saying that I am very filial and I am a good boy, "You accepted me as a adopted daughter, rounding it up means accepting Cheng Ling as a adopted son, you are not at all bad! Yes! Right? Uncle, think about it, is this the truth?"

Zhao Jing: "..."

Zhao Jing found himself miraculously persuaded.

This little girl has a sweet mouth and is tied up with Zhang Chengling for sale. Zhao Jing is helpless, it seems that he really has no other choice.

Zhao Jing supported Xiao Yi across the collapsed table: "Then Xiao Yi, you are my foster daughter, from now on you can call her foster father, or uncle, whatever you want."

Xiao Yi frowned: "Good uncle!" Her source of income has been stabilized.

The author has something to say:

Let's break into the enemy's lair and squeeze out the last vestiges of profit.

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Views of the Shanhe Ling concert:

Fucking stinky couple, Ye Baiyi is addicted to persecution, right?

Ye Baiyi (sticky reading): "I got it."

Xiaoyi: "What did you hit?"

Ye Baiyi: "...I hit the back of my head."

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You deserve it, Senior Ye.Watch me clean them up.

Revise the outline overnight.

Add new elements.

Grinding their knives to the stinky couple.

Please enjoy the special program:

(1) Repeatedly inoculate Zhou Zishu with embarrassing cancer seeds, and then let him explode into a firework.

(2) Many new experiences such as dying on the spot, laughing at others and laughing at oneself are added to Wen Kexing.

(3) SHOW.So handsome that Wen Zhou felt ashamed.