Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

Collecting adopted sons was a pleasure for a while, and the two met in the crematorium.

It was too painful for this adoptive daughter, Zhao Jing had a mental breakdown all day long, he felt that he was enslaved by his own fish pond.

On the one hand is the leader of the poisonous scorpion who has been cultivated for a long time, on the other hand is the important Liulijia and future hole cards, he really can't lose any of them.

In fact, not only Xiao Yi's side, Xie Jie Liubo's side also had a lot of temper tantrums.

Xie Jie Liubo is not easy to coax, and he has to swear to him with all his heart and soul, Zhao Jing spends a lot of words every time to appease him, and then runs over crying every few days.

Adoptive father, do you not love me anymore? Adoptive father, what about Zhang Chengling's woman? Adoptive father, tell me why all this is. Adoptive father, I can't sleep. I dreamed that you didn't want me anymore.

God, Zhao Jing also wants to know the reason for all this, if he can coax Xie Jieliubo, who can coax him.

Walking on the verge of being destroyed by humanity every day, caught in the middle of two fierce and evil forces, the mental pressure is overwhelming.

……

Xie Jie Liubo was in pain, Zhao Jing was in pain, the two of them tortured each other, and then Xiao Yi tortured them both.

After Xiaoyi played like this for a few days, she didn't get any particularly meaningful information from Zhao Jing. She just felt that Zhao Jing's mental health index continued to drop by several percentage points, and she was exhausted every day.

The mistake of the adopted son's management master.

During this period, Xie Jie Liubo came to assassinate her about a dozen times with unswerving determination, and each time he grasped the timing very well, he always picked the time when Ye Baiyi was not around.

Then once Ye Baiyi arrived, he quickly fled and disappeared.

His behavior made Xiao Yi gradually understand everything. She found that the missing piece of the logical puzzle was miraculously completed. Who wants to kill Zhang Chengling, what is the benefit of killing Zhang Chengling, and what is the benefit of killing her, Xiao Yi.

... This benefit may be Zhao Jing himself.

This Xie Jie Liubo seems to be protecting Zhao Jing, the best in the world, and does not allow others to interfere.

Xiao Yi: "..." What the hell.

Although everything seemed to be explained, it further confused people.

After Xie Jieliubo's diligent assassination training day and night, Xiaoyi's reconnaissance and anti-reconnaissance capabilities have improved by leaps and bounds.

The two of them are like primary school students playing hide-and-seek, criss-crossing the entire Zhao Jing's garden, every piece of granite, every bush, every damp and dark corner, there are traces of their battle.

Zhao Jing woke up for a walk in the morning, and often found that some jade sculpture was missing a fork, some tree was cut open, some fountain turned blue and purple, and somewhere a pool of dead fish floated.

Zhao Jing: "..."

What a subtle feeling.

Zhao Jing Fortune - 1-1-1-1.

Feels like a daily brawl between two small domesticated animals.

A fight between a cat and a scorpion.

……

After a long time like this, Xiao Yi developed resistance.

Xie Jieliubo could no longer catch any of her flaws, and Ye Baiyi was more timely every time.

The cycle repeats, each time the assassination fails more than before.

Finally, Xie Jieliubo fell into despair.

He found that assassination was not an effective solution to the problem at hand, and he couldn't kill either of these two people.

One is slippery and the other is fierce.

But it's really too much, he doesn't want to share his precious treasure with anyone, foster father.

How to solve the problem without killing them.

Xie Jieliubo was not familiar with this feeling, it was a very strange experience for him.

How can there be someone who can't be killed by a poisonous scorpion? He hasn't experienced it after living for so long.

Scorpion Jie Liubo: Lost.

Xie Jieliubo is actually a man who is good at calculating. Like Xiao Yi, he is also a resourceful person, but his way of thinking is closely related to interests and desires, but Xiao Yi and Ye Baiyi, he Can't see the shadow of these two things, except money, Xiao Yi wants money, a lot of money, an amount he can't afford.

In terms of money, he really couldn't afford to pay a higher price than his adoptive father. Their biggest employer was Zhao Jing, and they were hired themselves, so they weren't very rich.

Then what should we do, we can't let these two people just stay in the house like this, and gradually erode his adoptive father's heart.

Xie Jieliubo felt that it was impossible, he had to do something.

Defend our foster father.

"Let's talk, what can I give you, can you leave my adoptive father's side?"

Under Xiao Yi's bewildered eyes, Xie Jie Liubo walked over with his hands behind his back. He had a fragile but firm smile on his face, and he spoke a vicious female supporting line.

"???"

Xiao Yi was completely taken aback, she watched Xie Jie Liubo approaching step by step in a daze.

...What is this man talking about?

Xiaoyi and Ye Baiyi were sitting under the grape arbor in the yard to enjoy the shade, and Ye Baiyi was eating snacks a few steps away. When he saw Xie Jieliubo, he immediately jumped off the stool. Ready to go into battle.

Ye Baiyi stared at this person covetously.

And Xie Jieliubo didn't look at him at all, he knew that the main intellectual component of these two people was not in him.

Xie Jieliubo just looked at Xiao Yi, and only communicated with this person: "Make an offer, what do you want."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi continued to maintain a tense posture.

As long as this person has any inappropriate behavior, he will immediately attack.

Xiaoyi struggled to digest Xie Jieliubo's lines, and turned around to give Ye Baiyi an ok gesture.

Xiaoyi: "...It's okay, don't be nervous." This person seemed to be sent to her door to ripped off her, so don't be too considerate.

Xiaoyi regained her senses, she looked at Xie Jieliubo with a complicated expression, feeling as if she knew him for the first time.

Fighting with him for so many days, I didn't feel that he was so...

I feel that Xie Jieliubo's way of thinking is quite special and cannot be judged by common sense.

If it's really for monopolizing his adoptive father, then let her make an offer, that's a bit too... innocent.

... Xie Jie Liubo is such an amazing person. He is obviously very smart, but why does he feel that there is something wrong with a string? He doesn't look like a primate.

"Please explain your request in detail first." Xiaoyi asked him.

What does it mean to leave your adoptive father's side? This concept is too general.

"Move out from here, try not to appear in front of me and foster father." Xie Jieliubo didn't want to see them again.

"It's a bit difficult." Xiaoyi felt that Zhao Jing was a very firm minded person, and he would definitely get what he wanted by stealing it.

"...We can move out from here at most, but what if your adoptive father comes to us by himself?" Xiaoyi asked him.

"Father, he won't." Xie Jieliubo smiled faintly, "I will stop him."

"..."

Xiao Yi felt that this smile had rich connotations.

However, Xiao Yi felt that Xie Jie Liubo didn't realize the essence of the problem at all, and was still blindly confident, or deceiving himself and others.

Now Zhao Jing can't do without the two of them, what's the use of the two of them leaving Zhao Jing, Zhao Jing's stomach and brain have been tamed, and it has become an ATM machine with unlimited withdrawals.

They were all tortured like that, and they still refused to drive them away, and they still diligently maintained this relationship.

Gifts and coins have never been broken every day, and the backlog has become hills one after another.

Such a large amount of food is delivered in different ways every day, and it is only thanks to our own Ye Baiyi that we can keep up with the rhythm and digest it.

She and Ye Baiyi are packing up and leaving now. How can this ATM be willing to be lonely? It will definitely develop two prosthetic limbs spontaneously and follow them for thousands of miles, spitting out various coins and goods all the way in an attempt to attract their attention. .

Because Zhao Jing hasn't grown tired of them yet, his freshness hasn't passed, and he hasn't got what he wants yet.

Xie Jieliubo doesn't understand these things.

He is not a flexible person. He has been with all kinds of poisonous insects, snakes and ants since he was a child. Those things are simple-minded and straightforward, and he is the same. I like it, obviously he came first, why are you so proficient one by one.

When he found that hard power and black hands could not solve the problem, he instinctively made a choice and chose the third way.

Xie Jieliubo chose the path he was least familiar with, negotiating and negotiating in the name of love.

I am Zhenggong, I beg you to leave.

If you leave, I will definitely turn around and find the Kangzhuang Avenue.

……

Xiao Yi felt indifferent, she even felt that this bamboo pole could be beaten repeatedly, she could foresee that in the near future, she and Ye Baiyi would become rich quickly, because they met Zhao Jing—Xie Jie Liubo perpetual motion machine.

As Zhao Jing continues to retain them, Xie Jie Liubo will continue to pay a greater price to expel them, and the matter will evolve into an internal bidding between the two of them, and all money and material benefits will flow into Ye Baiyi and Xiao. Yi's name.

This is great, of course Xiaoyi has no reason to refuse, the only problem is that she is a little sorry for these two people, she feels that it is not good to play with people's feelings after all.

Even Xie Jie Liubo and Zhao Jing, they still have a human side after all.

Xie Jieliubo was really in a hurry, Xiao Yi didn't answer him for a long time, the way he looked at Xiao Yi changed, it was the kind of eyes that were so broken that dogs couldn't bite the meat, and especially doubted himself. Great shake.

Xiaoyi had no choice: "I think it's better for you to give me a price?"

She really didn't care, she didn't have anything she wanted, and being watched so anxiously by him, she felt that she was getting involved in this matter, which was simply a mess.

Why make things difficult for this person, his obsession is so deep.

Xie Jieliubo thought for a while, and he tentatively asked: "Then, do you think Zhang Chengling's family is enough?" Fortunately, he hasn't killed those people yet, and he feels that Zhang Chengling's father can barely act as Xiaoyi's father, After all, their relationship is so ambiguous.

I'll give you your father-in-law back, don't pester my adoptive father.

To you a new father, we all have a new beginning for each other.

"..."

Xiaoyi: "..."

Zhang Chengling's family?

Was it the one she understood?How many people are you referring to Zhang Yusen? ? ?

……

Xiao Yi looked at Xie Jie Liubo in a daze, she forgot to think for a moment.

How many people are in Xie Jieliubo's hands? ? ? ? ?

And still alive? ? ? ? ?

She always assumed that these people were cold, after all, Ye Baiyi let them go so irresponsibly at that time, after so many days.

Then Xie Jie Liubo still kept it? ? ?Why is he keeping it? ? ?Is there something wrong with his mind? ? ? ?

How did Xiaoyi know that Xie Jie Liubo regards Zhang Chengling as his most important rival in love every day. He can't catch Zhang Chengling, but he has to absorb the energy of bullying Zhang Chengling, and the medicine can't be stopped, so these few people should be used as decompression tools for repeated use , can not play badly.

Xie Jieliubo himself never dreamed that one day these few people would be of such great use, it was a priceless treasure.

It is used to buy the monopoly right to use his adoptive father.

"...Then, that's okay? I accept the deal." Xiaoyi looked at Xie Jieliubo blankly, feeling that he was really unbelievable, with too many miracles in him, "You can heal a few people, guarantee As long as they can work normally, there is no need to use expensive methods." Xiao Yi felt really embarrassed to continue to cheat this person.

"...? What does it mean to be able to work normally?" Xie Jieliubo also looked at her in a daze. Didn't she lack fatherly love? What does work mean, and why did she actively bargain.

Xiao Yi thought for a while: "Just, it's good enough to be able to farm the land and feed pigs..." She could only store these people back to the Projection Manor.

Otherwise, do you keep it with you...

Waiting for them to wear Ye Baiyi's identity every minute?

"...What kind of land, and what type of pig?" Xie Jieliubo was still not sure, and asked her again to confirm.

"Just ordinary cornfields and ordinary black-haired pigs." Xiao Yi organized his speech, and then concluded, "Just ordinary."

"..."

Scorpion Jie Liubo: "..."

The feeling of finding Liulijia on the four major assassins came again, and he felt that every time he met Xiaoyi, he would be extremely lost.

"Don't think too much, just follow the normal process. How do you guys usually deal with this kind of thing?" Xiao Yi tried to guide his thinking.

Xie Jieliubo smiled blankly: "We usually don't leave anyone alive in this line of work..."

"……Oh……"

Xiaoyi: "...then you can be cured normally. Just be normal."

Xiaoyi thought for a while: "When you deliver it, remember to plug your mouth, tie you up with tortoise shells, and give you some sleeping pills, then pack it in a sack and pack it with sweet potatoes." Don't let them go along the way. There is no chance of cheating.

"...Okay." Xie Jieliubo couldn't understand it at all. He felt that this was not the attitude he should have towards Yuezhang's family. He gave up thinking, "Then do I need to give any other medicine? Hallucinogenic? Aphrodisiac ?”

"...That's not necessary, just ordinary sleeping pills, not too powerful, and not one that affects intelligence." Xiaoyi felt that Xie Jieliubo had stars and universes in his mind.

"...All right."

Xie Jieliubo nodded, "Then it's settled, you will go back to Gao Chong's place tonight, don't say hello to foster father."

"...Okay. Take care then."

Saying goodbye to Xie Jieliubo was an unforgettable experience for Xiao Yi.

Ye Baiyi looked at Xiao Yi happily, and retracted the dragon's back.

In less than a stick of incense, he quickly changed his view of Xie Jieliubo. Although he didn't know the reason, but with the mysterious assistance of this person, he finally seemed to be able to leave this disgusting place as he wished.

Where there is Zhao Jing, there is no love. He has always been very uncomfortable, like a glow on his back, and he dare not be intimate with Xiaoyi after holding back for many days.

A primary school student fell in love and went straight to junior high school and high school, and then skipped a grade until he was on the verge of adulthood. The appearance of Zhao Jing knocked him back to the primary school level in an instant. He felt that he was sealed by a mysterious force.

The atmosphere of the Yueyang faction is better, and it is more friendly to him to enjoy his youth.

"Then let's go pack our things now!!!!" Ye Baiyi enthusiastically took Xiao Yi's hand and ran away with lightness kung fu. He couldn't wait to start playing at double speed.

Xiao Yi, who was in a mess in the wind: "...Okay."

……

Xie Jie Liubo successfully closed the dual SSR limited card pool for his adoptive father. He breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that his life had been sublimated.

People in this world don't seem to be that bad. He felt that Xiaoyi seemed to have the idea of ​​quietly accommodating him during the chat with him, although he couldn't find any conclusive evidence.

It's so strange, obviously the two should be in a competitive relationship.

He has always felt that people should live like scorpions, eliminate dissidents, occupy resources by various means, and never know what politeness is.

Isn't understanding for the people you care about? Isn't one or two of these people enough? Isn't the rest all competitive relationships?

Although he didn't look forward to it as Xie Jieliubo, but if he was in the position of Xiao Yi and Zhang Chengling, he would definitely kill himself.

He will not be given any chance to speak and negotiate at all.

Not to mention surrendering Zhao Jing easily.

What kind of logic is this? Xie Jieliubo touched his own blind spot of knowledge, and then spread his wings on the verge of being lost.

He felt that he couldn't understand this matter more and more, his brain was a little sore and tired, he used his brain too much today, but he couldn't stop thinking no matter what, because this matter was related to Zhao Jing, caring about it made chaos, thinking with his brain He can't control himself.

He didn't know that this kind of brain swelling was actually the harbinger of animal evolution. He might have started to evolve from a reptile to a human.

After waking up from sleep, he should think about more things.

The author has something to say:

Unexpectedly, this trip is actually to save the people of Jinghu Villa.

I'm a little tired of playing Zhao Jing and Xie Jie Liubo, so let's put it aside for a while before continuing to play.

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So distressed, who will play next... How is Zhou Zishu?