Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

The spring scene in Yuezhou City is flourishing.

A bunch of peach blossoms made of pink makeup and jade stand lively on the bank of Baishi, and the snow-white petals flow in the green waves of the stream, attracting tourists to stop one after another.

Several painted boats on the main canal are competing with fishing boats, boatmen in capes and hats are shouting for business, water birds are circling and chirping, and the crowd is flourishing among the mist.

The fresh and slender wicker stretches in the wind, facing the beautiful spring breeze, and pointing to the light-colored river beach in the distance. A row of wooden stakes on the beach bank are tied to boats, and some boats have fishermen sitting on them.

There is no embankment built on this river beach, and people who come to enjoy the flowers and outing are very crowded.

And just because there are so many people, the sense of existence of each individual is weakened, and the abnormal people among them seem not so abnormal.

Dissociated from countless small groups of brightly dressed men and women in red and green, under the dense willow branches, two weird men, one tall and one short, were standing upright, wearing green gauze hats.

They were standing against a tree, and the color of their clothes matched the environment, ivory white with dark green.

The fisherman next to them gave them a strange look, but they were unmoved.

"It's weird, the wooden stakes by the beach have become fine... they're still a pair!" The fisherman retracted his eyes in surprise, and continued to bask in the sun.

"..."

"..."

"...Are you satisfied this time?" The taller wooden stump, Ye Baiyi, said expressionlessly.

He raised his hand to part the veil a slit.

Using this slit, he made his white eyes more clearly visible.

"..."

Xiao Yi, the short wooden stump, took a deep breath: "No, I think we are more conspicuous..."

……

"If I understand correctly, you mean to keep me anonymous for two months."

Ye Baiyi put down his veil with his mouth crooked, and his mocking eyes drifted to the endless signboards of buildings on the other side of the river, "I even changed my clothes to cover my face, do you think it's not enough?"

Xiao Yi subconsciously looked against his wandering eyes... and found that he was looking for a restaurant implicitly.

Xiaoyi: "..."

The strange thing is that although Ye Baiyi has changed his clothes, his momentum has not weakened.

It's like a famous sword that has been replaced with a scabbard is still sharp. Walking in the crowd, the rate of turning heads is still very high.

Wearing a bamboo hat made him even more mysterious, making this rate of turning heads not decrease but increase.

It feels like everyone who passes by him has written in their eyes:

"Wow! Young hero..."

"It's you! Nova star!"

……

But once he took off the bamboo hat, his face was very distinctive and easy to remember - with a bit of uncommon cruelty and uninhibitedness, and a bit of "I call you a dog"... savage and ...wildness?

Anyway...

Forget about it!

"..." Xiao Yi sighed.

Forget it, the bamboo hat is still useful, so it's not in vain for her to pawn half a frame of gold and jade at a pawnshop to change this thing into a different outfit.

"... There are many people in the city, I think the safest way is to go to the countryside to stay." Xiao Yi half raised her head, looking at her dazzling good friend Ye Baiyi.

"Aren't you looking for recipes?" Ye Baiyi slammed back with ease, "I guess there are more recipes in the city, right?!"

"I think the essential problem is that the ones in the city are more expensive." Xiao Yi raised her forehead.

"Then I'll let them invite me!" Ye Baiyi spread his hands.

——Anyway, they are queuing up to let the sword fairy of Changming Mountain save lives and heal the wounded!

What is adult beauty.

"Spare yourself!"

Xiaoyi hates iron but not steel, "The agreed anonymity!!!"

"For two months, ban your behavior of Aladdin's magic lamp! Control yourself! Can you do it!?"

Xiaoyi raised Ye Baiyi's veil angrily, and compared two words in front of his eyes, "I don't understand, is this so difficult?! Or are you just so wicked and want me to waste all my previous efforts! ?”

So many pieces of gold and jade!She went to great lengths to design a set of expensive low-key clothes for him to hide her appearance, but he actually said that if he wanted to cause trouble, he would do so!

Damn it, how did he understand... that's gold and jade!Gold and jade!

... Xiao Yi's heart was bleeding.

[Ye Baiyi: low-key exterior] 5680 Jinyu

"It's none of my business if you waste all your previous efforts..."

Ye Baiyi glanced at Xiao Yi's trembling hands, and said, "Okay, let's see how you behave!"

"..."

Xiaoyi clasped her hands together, and forced herself to look away.

Come on, let's go, ten thousand grass and mud horses gallop past in the vast heartland, and the dust is flying.

Xiao Yi felt that she couldn't figure it out.

Why did I, a poor lonely girl who was reduced to another world, be reduced to... the look of the local Xiaobai's face and winks!

Thinking about it carefully, the root of all evil seems to be the simple meal that this person was invited to eat at the beginning!

Then, in order to make him not feel that he was eating free rice, he agreed to help collect "Food Words" easily!

And then, because he completely misunderstood the meaning of the question, he tied her and left together, so time went back two months!

Immediately afterwards, Ye Baiyi promised her that "within the scope of going back in time, it will only have a minimum impact on the world", and started a carefree new life with three meals a day, including accommodation, and someone custom-made new clothes!

The logic in all of this is... is it...! ? ?

"..."

Xiao Yi learned from the painful experience, and felt that the only thing she did wrong was that she was accidentally swept into this other world by the turbulence.

Xiao Yi: The rich woman trembled.

But one thing is quite surprising.

Xiaoyi remembers that at the beginning, Ye Baiyi was unilaterally unwilling to let go of his mouth when he heard the story of going back in time, and he didn't want to restrain himself, because he was not afraid of what he would do to himself.

So she told him that "the cause of planting, the evil effect does not necessarily act on oneself."

It's like you throw a piece of banana peel unintentionally, this piece of banana peel is tossing and turning in the causal chain, and it really doesn't necessarily happen to fall at your own feet in the end.

Even if there is a chain reaction of dominoes, the one who bears the brunt may not be the one who caused it.

But when Ye Baiyi heard this, he immediately changed his mind and agreed to her request.

Xiaoyi was very surprised at the time and looked at him with admiration.

It can be seen that although this Ye Baiyi has a bad mouth and seems to be very broken to himself, he actually has an indestructible public morality to the outside world.

Thinking of this, Xiaoyi felt that it wasn't too bad to take care of such a person temporarily.

All of a sudden, several six or seven-year-old children passed by laughing and playing like a gust of wind, singing a nursery rhyme.

"Water from the five lakes, where the world gathers, who would be the supreme martial artist!"

"Colorful clouds scattered, Liuli broken, who is the ghost of the Qingya mountain? Hahahaha..."

"..." The surrounding crowd seemed to have the same atmosphere, and it seemed that the atmosphere had changed.

As soon as the words "Qingya mountain ghost" came out, Xiaoyi caught a glimpse of Ye Baiyi's figure from the corner of his eye, and the handsome brows under the veil knit together.

"...The children in the city are quite precocious, huh?" Xiao Yi said in a dazed tone.

Ye Baiyi folded his arms, noncommittal.

"Senior Ye, you...sang this kind of nursery rhymes when you were young, didn't you?" Xiao Yi felt that the customs of the other world were quite mysterious.

"I sang exercises when I was young!" Ye Baiyi twitched the corner of his mouth, "Singing this kind of stuff is only for those who are free."

He thought for a while, and suddenly his gown swung, and he took a step to follow.

"Hey!? Where are you going?!" Xiaoyi was taken aback, and Xiao Suibu followed behind, "Don't cause trouble!"

"Who is going to cause trouble?" Ye Baiyi sneered and stopped, his expression turned cold.

"I just want to see how many people in this city are idle!"

"..."

Bad, he really wants to cause trouble!

Xiaoyi closed her eyes for a moment, then opened them.

"Okay, then you wait a little bit - give me a quarter of the time for the stick of incense, stand here and wait for me."

After a quarter of incense sticks, Xiao Yi pushed a whole cart of candied haws over with a slightly heartbroken expression: "Senior Ye, you should bring this, it will look normal when you strike up a child."

"..."

The author has something to say:

Xiao Yi: Senior Ye, you have contracted the entire candied haws truck.

Senior Ye: Wow...