Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

Ye Baiyi is cultivating immortals in the world line of Shanheling, while on the world line of Kongsang, Xiao Yi is working hard on daily administration.

As the young master of Kongsang, Xiao Yi needs to run a restaurant that runs through the six realms, process customer orders in a timely manner, organize soul-eating labor and cooking, and operate a complete assembly line.

On the other hand, she needs to exercise every day under the supervision of Housekeeper Guo, recite the names of dishes on the cliff, and practice health-preserving boxing under the guidance of Master Tu Sujiu. She also needs to expel food nightmares and challenge various checkpoints.

The daily schedule is actually very tight, and Xiaoyi has to eat a lot of meals three times a day to ensure her physical strength is sufficient.

But now it is different from the past, Xiao Yi not only needs to do these things, but also needs to find time to calculate Ye Baiyi's world coordinates without the knowledge of Soul Eater and her parents.

Time is like water in a sponge, you have to squeeze it to have it, she just uses other people's coffee time to do math, for Ye Baiyi, her sweetheart.

Traveling through layers of time and space, Xiao Yi can perceive the location of her soul engraving.

So this is a question about the polar coordinate system. I only know the direction of the straight line where Ye Baiyi's other world is located, but I don't know the specific distance.

In fact, it is not necessarily a straight line.

Perception will be distorted by time and space, although the magnitude of this distortion can be set up as an equation to find a rough range.

As for the specific distance, there are other worlds running in the middle, and the influence of the dark haze of time and space. She needs to communicate with Ye Baiyi a lot, and judge some things from the time difference between the two during each communication.

……

As the sky darkened, Xiao Yi had a meal at Hu Geng's, ending her day's work.

She went back to the room and picked up the lamp, and spread out the star map on the table by herself, quietly calculating.

Xiao Yi had just exploded, and the spiritual power in her body was far greater than Ye Baiyi's, not an order of magnitude at all. This was her own power, and it was very docile to her, so she didn't need to do any purification preparations, and it was not an order of magnitude at all. Any communication can be done easily.

If Ye Baiyi is well-prepared, Xiaoyi even feels that ideally, the five senses can be shared in real time.

After all, it is the engraving of one's own soul, and its authority is very high.

I don't know if Ye Baiyi has received her communication, but there has been no reply.

Xiao Yiping calculated for a while calmly, recorded the staged results, and marked a few asterisks on the paper. Seeing that it was late at night, he turned off the lights and lay down to sleep.

Suddenly, the spiritual power in his body was agitated, as if he had received a communication request.

...Ye Baiyi!

Xiaoyi cheered up all of a sudden, sat up straight from the bed, closed her eyes and listened.

I don't know what other questions Ye Baiyi wants to ask her. In the haste with him yesterday, I didn't talk about many key things, such as the reason why Soul Eater and Jiuchongtian intend to be unfavorable to him, and labor and so on.

Xiao Yi made up her mind that no matter what questions Ye Baiyi asked, she would tell him the answer without reservation, and then face all of this together with him.

"Xiao Yi...!" Ye Baiyi's voice was very excited, "Try it, we should be able to communicate in real time. I practiced for a day and a night today, and I feel that I have refined most of my spiritual power."

"Really?" Xiaoyi tried to reply him.

Ye Baiyi paused, as if he didn't hear anything, but he continued, "You are in Jiuchongtian... how are you doing? Are you injured?... You were swept away by that cloud that day, What happened after that? Did you... get hurt?"

"..."

Xiao Yi didn't know what to say for a moment.

Ye Baiyi was not concerned about himself from the beginning to the end.

He only cares about whether she is doing well, whether she is still alive, whether she is intact.

... this fool.

Obviously he himself...is the one whose life is hanging by a thread.

"Senior Ye is an idiot." Xiao Yi said softly.

How could she be injured, explode all the way, beat Peng Keng all the way, she is invincible.

But she is not doing well, because Ye Baiyi is not doing well, and Ye Baiyi is not around.

He asked a series of questions and waited for a long time, but Ye Baiyi still didn't hear anything. He began to realize that his communication synchronization had probably failed, but he was not discouraged, but his tone gradually became sour, "No matter what, it's really great that you are still alive." Okay...Xiao Yi, I...you don't know how happy I am...I...I like you so...so much, you know how easy it was for you to abandon me that day...how sad am I..."

"I'm alone... I'm already alone... This world is meaningless to me, but you make it meaningful..."

"Maybe I... I don't have the qualifications to keep you, because you are an existence in the Nine Heavens, and I am not, but... I hope you can live well, I hope you can be happy... I... I don't allow you To despise my own life like that, to me, all those people combined are not as important as a hair of yours..."

"..."

Hearing Ye Baiyi's incoherent confession, Xiao Yi suddenly wanted to cry.

This guy... practiced all day and all night, and worked hard to get through the communication, just to tell her this, because he didn't want her to die.

He didn't care about himself, he just didn't want her to die, he wanted her to be happy.

And he himself only has three years left, and Yi Zhi seems to be planning to drain his soul and send him to Jiuchongtian as a slave to do endless labor.

Xiao Yi opened her mouth, her throat felt sore.

She found that she couldn't open her mouth, and couldn't tell him these cruel things, including things like Soul Eater, Yi Zhi, and Jiu Chongtian, including the fact that it was difficult for the two of them to have a future.

"Senior Ye, I am not belittling my own life. I think you and the world you live in are worthy of my doing anything."

Xiaoyi heard herself say, "It's the same for me, I will never...let them hurt you a little bit, no matter what price I will pay for it."

Thinking about it carefully, if it wasn't for Ye Baiyi, she might have died in another world long ago.

Yi Ya and Peng Keng observe the other world, and they will find her sooner or later.

And if it wasn't for Ye Baiyi who took her away from the Projection Manor, walked into the Great Thousand World, and used a dragon back to guard her every step of the way, until the end, he forcibly refined the spiritual power of the God of Cookery, and forcibly endured the pain of cracked tendons. body, fought fiercely with more than a hundred nightmarish eaters, and drove Yi Ya away... After all, the matter of exploding spirits was uncontrollable. If it wasn't for Ye Baiyi, she would have no power to fight against the two of them in the Immortal Banquet Altar. No bones remained.

Her life was originally picked up, it was Ye Baiyi who went against the sky, killed a bloody path regardless of the cause and effect line, and snatched it back from the hands of Hades.

It's just that her family doesn't want to admit it.

Because he is a mortal, a mortal man.

People in Jiuchongtian actually have a higher vision, and Soul Eater has always regarded her as a treasure. After all, it is just unacceptable that two people ignore their identities and races and form a private partner.

They all felt that he was piggybacking on cabbage.

They all felt that anyone else could protect her better.

But she never thought about how important and irreplaceable Ye Baiyi was to her in that situation.

"Senior Ye, I will definitely look for you, you just wait." Those people would never stop her, and Xiao Yi knew clearly in her heart that she should stand by Ye Baiyi's side regardless of emotion or reason. .

She will find a way to make Yi Zhi and all the soul eaters recognize her man.

The quality of Ye Baiyi's person is like jade in a stone, which can be rubble when thrown, and gems can be carved when pursued.

These people may not be able to understand his goodness for the time being, but one day, they will definitely look at him with admiration, just like those people in the world who used to sneer at him.

After not receiving a reply from Xiao Yi for too long, Ye Baiyi felt a little lost and terminated the communication.

Many of his words fell to the ground, and in the end he didn't know what was going on with Xiaoyi.

In the middle of the night in the deep forest, Ye Baiyi bathed in the moonlight, and the dragon's back was sheathed.

Unwillingly, he tidied up his spiritual power for a while, and in the end he was too exhausted, and fell into a deep sleep with his arms under his head.

It's not easy to build a foundation, so it's not necessarily a good thing for him to advance so aggressively in terms of practice.

In the dreamland of chaos and nothingness, Ye Baiyi carried the dragon's back, skillfully looking for the light green light spot and went away.

Butler Guo, last time Butler Guo, where is he?

Ye Baiyi was ready to fight, and his blood was boiling.

……

He didn't see Steward Guo last time, nor did he see the cliff waterfall. The relative positions of the two people in time and space are constantly changing, but this time in the dream, Xiao Yi is doing calculations.

In fact, after some foundation building, Ye Baiyi has automatically calibrated with Xiao Yi through the resonance of the soul engraving, which greatly reduces the offset between the two on the timeline.

Xiaoyi's spiritual power is abundant, and she has an inexhaustible huge amount of phone bills. For some reason, Ye Baiyi passively connected to the communication again and again in the dream, and enjoyed every time. Super high quality stereoscopic projection video.

What he saw was actually the scene before he communicated. Xiaoyi did the math and drew a star in the world he was in.

Then, with a stroke of a pen, he marked the word "husband" in very small characters.

"...!!!!!!" Ye Baiyi's heart jumped violently, as if he had been hit hard.

After communicating with Xiaoyi, he now knows that this scene may be real.

Husband, she has never called him like this in person, but it is really cunning to label him like this in private.

In ecstasy, Ye Baiyi rushed forward, trying to hold her hand, but he was in vain, one hand passed through the illusory image, unable to hold anything.

In fact, Xiaoyi chose a random way of writing in order to reduce the readability of this picture, and give himself a psychological comfort by the way.

Of course, she never thought that Ye Baiyi could spy on this scene. At this time, she didn't think about the impact of her super-capacity communication bandwidth on Ye Baiyi's side. She thought that at most it was chatting and sharing five senses.

Ye Baiyi held his breath and reached out to touch the virtual image, touching her shoulder, but of course there was no tactile sensation.

After finishing the calculations, Xiao Yi felt very tired. She turned off the lights, took off her coat, climbed onto the bed and curled up under the quilt.

Ye Baiyi walked to the bed, this bed was also a virtual image, he couldn't sit on it, his legs could even walk in directly.

He squatted beside Xiao Yi, stretched out his hand cautiously, and touched her unreal cheek, deceiving himself that it was real.

Paper figurines, as long as your imagination is rich enough, you can feel that it has a sense of reality.

Ye Baiyi: Become a cloud sucking cat and an abandoned house.

At this time, Xiao Yi received a communication from Ye Baiyi and sat up straight.

"Really?" Xiaoyi said to herself.

Ye Baiyi was stunned for a moment, wondering who she was talking to, when she saw her eyes suddenly flushed, pinching the corner of the quilt, buried her face halfway in, and softly reproached: "Senior Ye is an idiot."

"..."

Ye Baiyi let out a loud bang.

He felt that his defenses had been broken, and every cell in his body was clamoring from the inside out, wanting to rush up and kiss her again, and then cover her mouth with his tongue.

"Senior Ye, I am not belittling my own life. I think you and the world you live in are worthy of my doing anything."

"It's the same for me, I will never... let them hurt you, no matter what price I will pay for it."

"Senior Ye, I will definitely look for you, you just wait."

Xiao Yi hugged the quilt, half-closed her eyes and smiled softly, her tone soft but firm.

"Okay, okay...I'll wait for you!"

No matter who you are waiting for, Ye Baiyi's entire face flushed red, and he couldn't bear it and rushed forward, even though he knew that this was a false existence, he still wanted to hug her tightly.

bang.

Ye Baiyi opened his arms and fell down. He passed through Xiao Yi's virtual image, passed through the bed and the virtual image under the bed, and landed directly on the floor.

The floor is not a virtual image.

……

Ye Baiyi raised his head, the cool wind was blowing in the middle of the night, he just woke up from a big dream, he felt a smell of grass in his mouth, as if he had just chewed on mud.

The floor is gone, and neither are the beds and Xiaoyi.

He fell into the mud alone in the forest.

The author has something to say:

"About My Wife Is a Paper Man Can See But Can't Touch It"

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Then Ye Baiyi is experiencing two-dimensional life.

Love and paper people.

After he was full of good impressions, he received a call from Xiao Yi, and then dropped the phone excitedly.

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In real life, a grand two-dimensional event, cp28, is about to open.

——Tomorrow is the comic exhibition, so excited! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, I will share with you any wonderful clips of whipping corpses in my speech.

Zhanzi came up to collect my material, and he wanted to insult Rong Changqing.For this, I have paid a lot of money, and I hope the visiting brothers will not let me down.

I would like to call it the June [-] outing.

Although the spring in the snow region is late, but the spring is just right, how can we not go out.

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Tomorrow is my outing day, I went to a Korean supermarket today to buy a pack of dried white fungus, and I am going to drink old monster soup to add to the fun.

Few people in foreign countries buy this kind of thing. The lady at the cashier asked me politely in English: "This thing is so dry, how do you eat it?"

——You can’t see the old monster shriveled and not eat it! ! ! !

I patiently popularized science: "First of all, you have to soak it in hot water or warm water, and it will become soft." It is no longer sharp and hard.

"Then you can cook soup, put something sweet, add sugar or something..."

Miss sister: "So it's the kind of ingredients that are stewed with various things?"

"No, although it can be sweet or salty, it should be mainly used to make sweet soup...it is sweet. Yes, sweet, sweet style." I started to label the old monster, Ye Bai Yi is sweet.

Miss Sister: "Okay! Thank you, I will remember."

Me: "Thank you for asking me this! Thank you!!!!" Amwaying the old monster out made me swell all day.

Soak it tonight and drink soup tomorrow.

It's a rare holiday, full of joy.