Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

Regarding the fact that he could receive 3D video, Ye Baiyi never specifically mentioned it to Xiao Yi, he thought Xiao Yi knew about it.

Ye Baiyi felt that she was the one who had been calculated by the special agency, and she should have arranged all of these intentionally, but she really didn't know anything about it.

Under the current circumstances, the seasons on Kongsang World Line and Ye Baiyi's side are temporarily staggered.

Ye Baiyi's side is gradually entering late autumn, and Xiaoyi's side is gradually entering early summer.

The people of Kongsang are open, and there are no clothing requirements. Xiao Yi puts on a relatively cool dress, and feels that the world of Kongsang is comfortable, warm in winter and cool in summer.

In the world of martial arts before, she was forced to cover her tightly, because of the etiquette, she was always wearing a wide robe and long sleeves.

Surfing the sea with the soul-eaters, Xiao Yi rarely had a happy little vacation, playing all day, and returning to the room was decadent.

Ye Baiyi's problem was stuck in a bottleneck anyway, so it can't be counted for the time being. Xiao Yi was wearing a sun protection suit and a swimsuit underneath. As soon as she took off her shoes, she huddled on the bed, casually flipping through the previous problem-solving notebook, scribbling.

It was still early, not time to go to bed, but she didn't want to change clothes for the time being, because she was so tired.

There is nothing more tiring than playing.

Xiaoyi rested on the pillow for a while, feeling Ye Baiyi calling, crossed her hands behind her head, closed her eyes comfortably, and began to conceive today's rainbow fart.

... Anyway, Ye Baiyi just wanted to boast.

The widowed old man asks for praise.

Ye Baiyi really came here to boast, he taught Zhang Chengling a little lightness kung fu today, "I took all the luggage you left with me, and there is Zhao Jing's money in it, so much money, it's so heavy, I let you Zhang Chengling carried it all the way in the cart, and he didn’t lose a penny, if you come back quickly to spend it, if you don’t come back, I won’t spend a penny.”

"I'll wait for you to spend that bastard's money together." Ye Baiyi swore to each other.

The most romantic thing I can think of is slowly spending the savings of beast Zhao Jing with you.

Xiaoyi: "..."

"You don't need Senior Ye, this is too exaggerated. You can spend money as you like, and we can earn it later." Xiaoyi felt that Ye Baiyi was a very extreme person, either spending money like water, or suddenly being a miser, "You alone Don't treat yourself badly, buy what you should buy, and eat what you should eat."

Of course, Ye Baiyi couldn't hear what she said for the time being, and the communication between the two of them was still not synchronized, so he just continued: "I also brought your clothes, but I haven't washed them for a long time, I took them to dry in the sun today. You shouldn’t be angry about a few coats, right…I definitely didn’t touch the others.”

"...Why did you bring my clothes?" Xiao Yi broke down. She was not short of clothes. After imagining the scene a little, she felt a little weird, "If it's too heavy, it doesn't matter if you throw it away. Buy new ones."

Ye Baiyi continued talking.

Ye Baiyi's tone changed, and he became a little confused: "There is one more thing... for some reason, my five declines of heaven and man seem to have never started. Yesterday I passed by a small stream, and I observed by the way, and found that there are no gray hairs... My Liuhe Kungfu seems to be affected by something, maybe it's your spiritual power."

Xiaoyi: "..." She imagined Ye Baiyi's appearance in the water.

Hunk looks in the mirror.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Ignoring the weird perception of this matter, Xiao Yi thought about it carefully and found that it was indeed good news. Ye Baiyi's youth was temporarily preserved, and he could feel less pressure: "Maybe it's the effect of the God of Cookery's spiritual power, it is after all It can be healed."

As the communication time came to an end, Ye Baiyi followed his usual practice and began to ask for compliments: "Xiao Yi, you are not around these days, life is really boring... that kid named Wen cooks so-so, I don't bother to touch him, And if you say a few nice words to me, I will be able to fight without eating for a whole day like a full meal."

"..."

Xiao Yi coughed, feeling that Ye Baiyi's words were becoming more and more numb.

This old rascal's way of speaking is also very strange, he doesn't seem to have specially modified anything, he is very straightforward and simple from the beginning to the end, and he doesn't mean to tease anyone on purpose, but it sounds inexplicably embarrassing.

...Maybe his way of thinking is quite unique, and he doesn't think there is any problem at all, but when others hear it, he feels something is wrong.

The communication was coming to an end, although Xiao Yi was ashamed by what he said, she honestly took out the rainbow fart she had prepared long ago, and started her tribute for today.

"Senior Ye..." Xiao Yi cleared her throat, "Since you have Zhao Jing's spare money, don't wear that set of clothes all the time, you are so handsome, change your clothes more, one set every day, if you are in a good mood, just Is it okay to spend this money for me?" First praise him for being handsome.

The essence of rainbow farts is detours, so that people don't realize that your real purpose is to praise people for a while.

It sounds as if it is talking about another thing, and then inadvertently reveals the key part, instantly catching the enemy by surprise.

Xiaoyi is well versed in the way of rainbow farts, and she knows that Ye Baiyi doesn't understand these things, "Have you taught Zhang Chengling lightness kung fu? You don't even want to teach me. In fact, I want to learn it too. You are so good at kung fu, but you only know how to teach some things that are not good enough." Those who are relevant." Then praise him for his martial arts prowess.

After boasting about your face and skill, what more can you boast about.

Xiao Yi thought about it, and decided to keep it simple: "Senior Ye, tell me more about you next time, I want to hear about you, don't keep mentioning other things, I don't see you every day, I'm really sad .” Expressing sincere condolences.

She was thinking about continuing to say something when she heard footsteps.

"Young master, it's better to take off your clothes and change them. Don't wear those soaked in seawater all the time." Hu Geng knocked on the door and entered the room, earnestly advising.

"Oh...Okay! Wait for me for a while...I'll change it right away!" Xiao Yi broke into a cold sweat and forced herself to smile calmly.

...Sneaky phone call to contact her boyfriend, suddenly being checked by the elders, she was shocked for a moment.

Hu Geng probably didn't hear her talking to herself before, and didn't get suspicious or ask too much.

He persuaded her to change out of her swimsuit as soon as possible so that it would be easier to clean, but Xiaoyi bit the bullet and agreed, and he left.

The restlessness of spiritual power had subsided long ago, and the communication had ended before he knew it, so Xiao Yi didn't have time to say a lot.

...but at least the rainbow fart that should have been given was given away.

"Huh..." Xiaoyi let out a long breath, reminiscing about the process of conceiving this conversation, and felt that her rainbow fart level had reached a higher level.

Thanks to Ye Baiyi training her every day these past few days, her speaking skills have been kept at the level of a fighter.

It feels like even if she is teleported back immediately and confronts Zhao Jing face to face, she will not be at a disadvantage.

……

Ye Baiyi babbled a lot, he communicated with Xiao Yi, he wanted to speak out loud every time he spoke, but he didn't want to be heard by other people in the team.

He used Wen Kexing, Zhou Zishu and the others to have dinner every day to go out to chat.

Sitting cross-legged in the woods alone, concentrating and meditating, he then communicated with the God of Cookery spiritual force he had purified all day.

I don't sleep with these people when I sleep, they are separated by more than ten meters.

Ye Baiyi discovered a technique, as long as he fell into a half-dream and half-awake state, he could receive the echo from Xiao Yi in advance, not necessarily after he fell asleep.

Sleep is uncontrollable. Dreams are often interrupted midway, scenes jump, and he may wake up suddenly because of a single thought.

For example, the last time I ate mud in the woods, I felt that the follow-up communication could last longer, but he interrupted it all at once.

Ye Baiyi chose to meditate, so that he could also receive communications, and it was more stable and controllable, and he would not wake up randomly.

After a long meal, Ye Baiyi adjusted his breathing skillfully, meditated upright, and prepared to receive the newsletter.

In the eyes of others, he is just practicing qigong and exercising his true energy.

Soon he saw a familiar picture, Xiao Yi with her back to him, leaning on the bed and flipping through a book.

She wears light yellow sunglasses and a green and white striped bowknot on her head, her hair is coiled into a small ball, and her curly hair is loose and loose.

Ye Baiyi can walk on the ground, even though the picture is illusory, he can't wait to rush forward: "Xiao Yi!!!!"

However, after running two steps, he turned an angle and suddenly found that Xiao Yi's shoulders were bare.

So are the legs.

So are the arms.

Waist... too.

And...below the collarbone...

Ye Baiyi: "..."

Ye Baiyi looked away like an electric shock, his whole face was familiar.

She...how did she dress like this? ! ! ! ! ! ! !What is the system? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Xiaoyi's swimsuit is a normal style that is separated from the top and bottom. There are many decorative laces and various tulle hanging on it. The overall look is elegant and retro. Although she swam in the water for a while, the fabric has been dried by the sun and is loose. Hanging at the waist, slightly covering the white and slender arms and legs.

In fact, she was wearing another piece of clothing outside her chest, which was not revealing in general.

After receiving Ye Baiyi's message, she leaned on her arms and smiled slightly, with a lazy expression and half-closed eyes to listen.

With her appearance like this, Ye Baiyi dared not look at her, but he was reluctant to leave.

Even though the two of them have taken the last step, Ye Baiyi still feels that he is an upright person in his heart.

Ye Baiyi turned his back to Xiao Yi, stood with his hands behind his back, listening to her answering his questions one by one, disliked him for refusing to spend money, and then asked him to throw away her extra clothes.

After a while, Ye Baiyi felt that her tone changed, becoming very businesslike.

In fact, Ye Baiyi couldn't say what it felt like, but it sounded very pleasant to his ears, and he personally felt that Xiao Yi was acting like a baby to him.

"...you are so handsome, why don't you change your clothes more... just think it's for me to spend this money?"

"...You don't even want to teach me. In fact, I want to learn too. You are so good at kung fu, but you only know how to teach some irrelevant people."

"...I want to hear about you...I'm really sad that I don't see you every day."

Ye Baiyi's ears have a special screening function, he automatically filters out the parts that are not nutritious, leaving some straight balls.

She thinks I am handsome and wants to learn kung fu from me, and misses me so much.

"...!" Ye Baiyi swelled instantly.

His whole body was exalted, immersed in honey-like happiness and joy.

There must be more to come, Ye Baiyi pricked up his ears, waiting with full expectation, but suddenly, with a "creak", the door opened.

Ye Baiyi was taken aback.

A white-haired man pushed the door open, walked towards Xiaoyi's bed with a look of pity, and passed him by.

Ye Baiyi: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

From the beginning to the end, Ye Baiyi stuck to his bottom line and stubbornly turned his back to the bed.

And this person, this person who suddenly appeared.

This strange man, with wings, a strangely gentle man.

he.

Easy and without hesitation.

He just walked over with his sinful eyes open! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

See everything at a glance! ! ! ! ! ! !

—How is this possible, how is this possible? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

"..."

In fact, at a certain moment before, Ye Baiyi was still vaguely guessing that Xiaoyi might wear this outfit for him to see, but his three views forcibly extinguished this idea.

However, now it seems that Xiao Yi may just wear it casually, or even... even generally wear it for all kinds of people to see!

How... how could this be so! ! ! !

Ye Baiyi's hands trembled, his face turned red.

He tightly grasped the heavy sword on the dragon's back, shouted violently, turned his head and slashed at the white-haired man!

Of course this will have no effect.

The dragon's back passed through the virtual image, and without realizing it, Hu Geng began to persuade Xiao Yi to go out and change clothes.

"..." In an instant, Ye Baiyi developed a sense of competition.

He felt that what this man could see, he should be more qualified to see, even if it was so inappropriate, so hot to the eyes.

Ye Baiyi plucked up his courage, held the dragon's back and strode forward, standing a little ahead of Hu Geng, glanced up and down at Xiao Yi...then his whole face turned red from below.

"Old monster, what are you doing?" Suddenly, Ye Baiyi felt a heavy blow to his shoulder.

When he opened his eyes, he found that Wen Kexing and Zhou Zishu were carefully watching him, as if they were watching a critically ill person.

His entire face was hot, red to the point of bleeding, and his shoulders were trembling a little. Seeing him like this from a distance, the two of them felt that he had gone crazy in practice, so they ran over to take care of him in fright.

Ye Baiyi was dripping with cold sweat: "...don't disturb me, I'm practicing Liuhe magic!" He tried to drive these two people away.

Zhou Zishu remained silent, while Wen Kexing stared at the position between his legs in disbelief.

Wen Kexing: "...do you know how to set up a tent when you practice Liuhe magic?"

"..."

Ye Baiyi: "..."

The atmosphere froze for a second.

Ye Baiyi gave him a hard look.

"You haven't practiced before, how do you know!? Just relax your tendons!!!!!!!" Ye Baiyi spoke plausibly.

"..."

The author has something to say:

Liuhe Kung Fu was hacked the worst time.

Xiaoyi is wearing a beige pearlized dress, a mysterious winter swimming costume that is out of season.The timing of this skin distribution is outrageous, although it is very beautiful.

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The manuscript is about to be written to 100 chapters, and it feels like there is still a long time ahead. The consequences of giving Ye Baiyi anesthesia and gaining all the achievements of all characters and all the five-star revenge are forced to lengthen the full text.Go straight to 50 words.

In chapter 100, there will be a small episode, which will be used to interview Ye Baiyi and Xiao Yi.It is called "Changming Mountain Sword Immortal: Profound Truth House of Everything".

If you have any questions you want to ask these two people, you can leave a message in the comment area of ​​this chapter.

Questions are valid until chapter 100 is updated.

Acceptable question types:

(1) Regarding their resumes, three views, ways of looking at problems, hobbies, and living habits, etc.

Example 1: "Senior Ye, did you eat sweet or salty rice dumplings during the Dragon Boat Festival? What kind of stuffing?"

Mint leaves: (paraphrasing the question)

Ye Baiyi: "I ate 100 of each, with all kinds of fillings, meat, egg yolk, assorted, red beans, black beans." It's the kid who makes the choice, he wants them all.

Xiaoyi: "After that he had diarrhea, because he couldn't eat too much glutinous rice."

Example 2: "What does Xiao Yi like most about Ye Baiyi?"

Mint leaves: (paraphrasing the question)

Ye Baiyi: (looks over excitedly)

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiao Yi: "Sturdy willpower, the kind that one man is in charge of and ten thousand men can't open...he is dead-headed, but every time he digs into a corner, he can get a little bit of artistic sense."

Ye Baiyi:? ? ? ? ? ? (stare round)

(2) Strange question.

But don't expect to get the right answer.

(3) Ask two people to reproduce/deduce the hypothetical scene.

Example 1: "If Ye Baiyi turns into a leopard, what should Xiaoyi do."

Mint Leaf: (Magic performed)

Snow Leopard Ye Baiyi: (with tail in his mouth)... Gulu.

Xiao Yi walked over and set up the whole leopard. The leopard kicked its legs and feet, swung its tail back and forth, and then wrapped around Xiao Yi in a full circle, getting tighter and tighter.

……

Xiaoyi carried the snow leopard to the veterinary clinic and asked about the price of sterilization.

Example 2: "If Xiaoyi and Ye Baiyi really anchored the world before they got married, they really migrated, and they came to the world of "Spell Returning", what would happen?"

Mint Leaf: (Magic performed)

In the abandoned building, Knotaba Yuhito is fighting to the death with the super magic spirit.

With difficulty, he persuaded Fu Heihui to leave, planning to take the risk and awaken the double-faced Nuo in his body.

With the enemy at hand, he is willing to fight with his back.

In the next second, golden light flourished.

Xiaoyi and Ye Baiyi fell from the sky.

Ye Baiyi couldn't see the curse spirit, but he happened to see the scene where Yu Zhang Youren and Fu Heihui said goodbye to each other with a determined expression on their faces.

In an instant, Ye Baiyi had mixed feelings: "...When it's hard to find a boy, there will always be a boy!"

……

Knotweed Youruhito and Fu Heihui froze in place.

A curse in the super curse spirit body.

This curse went straight to the soul, its face twisted in pain, and instantly disappeared.

Curse talent Ye Baiyi is still immersed in his emotions, not knowing that his casual words are fatal curses.

Fu Heihui looked at Ye Baiyi with full respect: "Senior, are you...?"

……

Ye Baiyi became a professor of conjuration.

……

(4) Other issues.

I don't know either, but I'll probably let them answer if it's appropriate.

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Mint leaves wish everyone a healthy Dragon Boat Festival.I am sweet party.Only love bean paste dumplings.