Ye Shangxian, eat well and drink well! [Mountains and rivers x food language]

When it was almost noon, Ye Baiyi relied on iron-like willpower to rub the shirt bit by bit, until it was completely wiped clean with the saponins.

A piece of clothing took an hour to wash, and only Changming Mountain Sword Immortal could do it.

He didn't say a word during the whole process, just like a ruthless washing robot.

Among them, Xiaoyi tried to rewash the skirt several times, but Ye Baiyi would grab her and prevent her from moving.

In the end, Xiaoyi really had nothing to do, so she had to squat around to collect wild fruits.

The autumn colors in the mountains are thick, and the ground is full of ripe and fallen fruits. The two of them were hungry all morning, and they patronized the laundry, but they didn't eat anything.

……

Xie Jieliubo received a summons from Zhao Jing, and the carrier pigeon brought a piece of bad news.

Gao Chong took action.

As the leader of the martial arts alliance, he was also going to Longyuan Pavilion to invite Long Xiao to solve the problem of the arsenal key. A team of people rushed towards Longyuan Pavilion.

"In order to form a check and balance with Gao Chong, I contacted the King of Jin and temporarily formed an alliance with him to open the arsenal together." Zhao Jing wrote in the letter, he must not let Gao Chong succeed.

Now Zhao Jing's status is very embarrassing, he failed to win the position of the leader of the martial arts alliance, and he is still under others, and he was seriously injured, the butterfly bone was nailed through, and he couldn't get out of bed for several months.

He must have no way to challenge Gao Chong directly, they are still righteous brothers and sisters.

He originally hoped that Xie Jieliubo would quickly get rid of Long Xiao, but he didn't expect him to be so slippery, and now he actually joined the team of Changming Mountain Sword Immortals.

After a long delay, Gao Chong's progress bar has caught up with the naked eye. After all, he is the leader of the martial arts alliance, and everyone responds to it.

Zhao Jing started to panic, he set up a situation, could it be that he wanted to make a wedding dress for someone else.

For the current plan, we must stop Gao Shang's head-grabbing behavior.

...Zhao Jing had no choice but to rely on other stronger forces to kill people with a knife.

"...King Jin." Xie Jieliubo narrowed his eyes.

King Jin is a member of the imperial court. He should be the regent at present, which is roughly equal to the real power holder of the country.

Xie Jieliubo has mixed impressions of King Jin. In his impression, he founded the Skylight Secret Service Agency, all the way to the top, with a sea of ​​corpses and blood behind him.

Can his adoptive father seek skin from a tiger, can he really escape unscathed?

... You have to take Long Xiao away before King Jin joins the team. You can't let King Jin turn his face and deny anyone after he gets this treasure, take Liulijia away, and open the arsenal alone.

Xie Jieliubo made up his mind, although Changming Mountain Sword Immortal is dangerous, he is only one person after all, and will not [-]% cause his poisonous scorpions to be wiped out.

But King Jin is different. King Jin is a real king with an iron fist. Behind him is the whole country and countless armours. .

In the current situation, the lesser of two evils must be chosen.

"Everyone come with me! The ghosts are ten miles away in the east, clothed in a formation of soul threads."

Xie Jieliubo immediately summoned his subordinates, "Meiqu Qin Song lures Zhang Chengling away, the others will follow me and negotiate with Wen Kexing to see if Long Xiao can be redeemed with a large sum of money. If he refuses, then all of them will do it together." Let’s fight for a quick decision.”

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noon.

Ye Baiyi dried the middle coat inch by inch with true energy, and it was as white as new.

He stared at the dress for a moment, his brows stretched, and finally he showed a satisfied smile.

Ye Baiyi: Satisfaction with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiaoyi also has obsessive-compulsive disorder, she also wants to wash her skirt, but Ye Baiyi refuses to let her go.

... She felt it was a form of revenge.

It is probably because he tried to be frivolous yesterday and felt uncomfortable all over, so he was making troubles everywhere.

But there is no need to care about such a number one person.

Xiao Yi has always been very tolerant towards Ye Baiyi. After all, he has a very clever mind and will always randomly produce some unexpected and mysterious persistence.

Ye Baiyi turned his back to Xiao Yi and began to change his clothes. The middle coat was the innermost layer, and he had to take off all the clothes before he could put it on.

Xiao Yi also turned her back to him, untied and took off her skirt, and put on Ye Baiyi's other clothes.

Since Ye Baiyi wanted to wash her skirt so much, just let him wash it.

After solving this matter, quickly continue to form alchemy and tame the dragon's back, Longyuan Pavilion is still waiting for them.

Xiaoyi didn't have a sewing kit on hand, so she couldn't change her clothes. Ye Baiyi's clothes were so bulky, and the neckline would be more exposed if it drooped naturally.

Ye Baiyi changed his clothes and turned around, only to find that Xiao Yi was wearing a loose white dress, twisting the collar with one hand and picking up the skirt with the other.

"What are you... what are you doing?!!" Ye Baiyi's pupils trembled.

With a question mark on her head, Xiao Yi walked over with her dirty skirt, Ye Baiyi staggered back half a step: "—Who told you to wear my clothes again!!!!!!!"

This morning, the whole morning, Ye Baiyi has been avoiding something.

To Ye Baiyi, doing laundry has a special meaning. When he first met Xiaoyi, it was a similar scene when he was issued a card for the first time.

...I absolutely don't want to see Xiaoyi doing laundry.

As long as he sees this scene, he will shut himself up.

"Don't wear this dress, take it off for me! You...you change back to the skirt, and you can't see the stains with the clothes around it!" Ye Baiyi looked away with a stern face, and his tone was very unnatural.

"???"

Xiao Yi didn't know what he was struggling with.

A lot of things are just his own PTSD, and Xiaoyi drifts out of his embarrassment ocean, only feeling that he is acting like a baby and making troubles, the reason is unknown.

Ye Baiyi stood there with his neck stuck up, exuding an aura of rejection all over his body.

Xiao Yi looked puzzled, approached and stuffed the skirt into his hand: "Senior Ye, didn't you just say you would wash this for me? If you don't let me wash it, then you——hello?!" She stuffed it empty.

Ye Baiyi dodged back nervously, his left foot was mixed with his right foot, and his sleeves created a wave of air.

"You, you wash it yourself! I'll go to the temple to form alchemy!!!" He turned his head and ran away, like avoiding a snake or a scorpion.

It was his heartbreaking moment, one he will never forget.

Although it felt acceptable at the time, but looking back now, the more I think about it, the more social death I feel.

The smell of soap locust.

Xiao Yi, who had just showered and changed, dragged him into the bedroom.

In more than 100 years, it was the first time in his life that he had evil thoughts in a very straightforward way, and he covered it up for a long time, and then he got excited and scolded the gang.

After that...he was coaxed back with a box of melon seeds.

A box of melon seeds.

……

...how could I do such a thing.

And after watching Xiao Yi go to wash clothes, she sent away the disciples of Yueyang Sect with one mouth.

He became curious and made a big noise in the training ground.

During the confusion, she uttered nonsense, saying that she liked him.

...and was caught on the spot.

Of all the memories related to washing powder, none of them made him feel confident.

And now there is one more.

Halfway through the intimacy, the white clothes suddenly suffered from menstruation, and there has been no follow-up since then.

……

Ye Baiyi felt that his name was like a piece of clothing, and washing powder would kill him.That is his natural enemy.

Ye Baiyi ran up and down, his steps were awkward, and he disappeared in a blink of an eye.

He should no longer participate in such a dangerous ritual as washing clothes.

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiao Yi felt that Ye Baiyi really had a way of being awkward, and he couldn't stop him.

Xiaoyi knelt down silently, grabbed a handful of saponins, and continued to wash her skirts by the stream.

The absence of Ye Baiyi has greatly improved her laundry efficiency. No one hinders her, and a piece of clothing can be completed in 10 minutes.

……

After Xiaoyi finished washing her clothes, guessing that Ye Baiyi was practicing in the temple, she might not have time to look for food, so she started to collect ingredients from all over the mountains and plains.

Half an hour later, Xiao Yi returned to the temple with some wild mushrooms and vegetables, and borrowed kitchen utensils to cook some soup.

The temple was actually very empty, and there was no one there, and no one noticed Xiao Yi dressed like this.

Her boyfriend's clothes were troublesome. Xiao Yi tied the wet clothes around her wrists, twisted the skirt with one hand, and chopped vegetables with the other.

She is like a disabled person who can only use one hand from beginning to end.

The aroma of Xiaoyi's soup was wafting for miles, and Ye Baiyi couldn't sit still when he smelled it. He hasn't eaten something decent for a long time.

"..." Ye Baiyi supported the door frame and stood outside the kitchen, poking his head, hesitating to speak several times.

A wet skirt flew towards him.

"Senior Ye, help dry it! Thank you." Xiao Yi withdrew her hand, lowered her head and continued to chop chopped green onions.

Only Ye Baiyi felt that his sense of existence was weak.

He stood there staring at people making soup, which was very annoying, and he had to find something to do.

"... What kind of soup are you making?" Ye Baiyi showed his whereabouts, dried her skirt with a palm, and held it on his arm.

He walked over awkwardly, pretending to be indifferent, his eyes deliberately avoiding the white clothes on her body.

"It would be nice to have a quarter of the incense stick." Xiaoyi understood his subtext, and gave the answer to the question he really wanted to ask very naturally.

"..."

Ye Baiyi was speechless, he started pacing.

After walking two steps, he moved to the front of the pot, and lifted the lid of the pot with one hand.

All of a sudden, a lot of white steam rushed out and hit him in the face.

Xiaoyi: "..." The wild animals are roaming the kitchen.

Ye Baiyi was still trying to gain a sense of presence, he put the lid on the pot, opened it again, and put it on again.

The boiling soup is full of fragrance, with various bacteria, vegetables and fruits soaked in it, with a unique fragrance.

But I can't eat it now, I can only wait.

Ye Baiyi peeked at Xiao Yi, his eyes full of rich emotions.

He clearly knew that Xiao Yi would not be frivolous today, and he understood the reason, but he just wanted to make a fuss because she was doing laundry today.

Xiaoyi was speechless: "Senior Ye, how is the situation of the alchemy going?"

"One of the 32nd is completed." Ye Baiyi reported generously, "This is slow first and then fast. It was very slow at the beginning, so haste makes waste." He refers to using a small amount of spiritual power to form a temporary homogeneous pill , and even this is very time-consuming and labor-intensive.

"Forming pills requires energy, I'm hungry, I want to eat more today."

Ye Baiyi pulled a stool and sat down. He stared at the casserole on the fire at a close distance, like a hunter locking his prey, "A quarter of the incense stick has arrived! Is it ready to eat???"

"...No one is going to snatch it from you." Xiao Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

With Ye Baiyi's appearance, his brain is completely dominated by his digestive system, and this thing deserves to be called Changming Mountain Sword Immortal.

It is inconvenient to hold the soup with one hand, so Xiao Yi piled up the bowl and spoon and handed it to Ye Baiyi: "Senior Ye, serve it yourself."

But Ye Baiyi didn't listen at all, put both hands on the stove, suddenly raised the casserole with one hand, held it in front of him, and drank it down.

The casserole is actually very large, as big as the arms around it.

Ye Baiyi drank this thing with his arms around him, his face was intoxicated, he didn't know it was hot, he seemed to be insensitive to temperature.

"—Hey!!!!" Xiao Yi was also hungry, and Ye Baiyi only cared about himself and deliberately ignored her. This behavior was completely annoying.

With blue veins popping up on Xiao Yi's forehead, both hands went into battle, trying to grab the casserole: "—Ye Baiyi!"

Ye Baiyi: "Gudong Gudong..." He didn't let go.

Xiao Yi gradually exerted strength, and Ye Baiyi gradually exerted strength.

Two strands of spiritual power from the same source flowed through the casserole, collided at a certain position, and silently created a layer of torrent invisible to the naked eye.

The soup splashed everywhere, Ye Baiyi finally raised his head, he didn't want to waste the soup: "I won't grab it, I..." His words suddenly stopped.

In order to snatch the casserole, Xiaoyi let go of the hand that was twisting the skirt of her shirt.

The snow-white collar collapsed down to below the chest.

Ye Baiyi's gaze fell on a strange place, and he blushed all of a sudden, completely forgetting that he was holding food in his hand: "You...you..." He couldn't move his eyes at all, it was the eyes of a disciple.

"..."

Xiaoyi: "..."

Xiaoyi let go of the casserole all at once.

In almost an instant, she snatched the drying dress from his arm, and turned her back at the speed of light.

What does it mean to eat what is in the bowl and look at what is in the pot? Ye Baiyi has interpreted the word rascal to the extreme.

……

Watching Xiao Yi leave the kitchen angrily, Ye Baiyi resentfully held a pot of soup and drank it in small sips.

The appetite is really hard to satisfy.

The author has something to say:

Drum washing machine.

White clothes, stuffed in, washing powder, poured in.

Turn on vigorous stirring mode.

... The three views are shattered in an instant.

This is the original origin of the saponins, because Ye Baiyi's name is a piece of clothing.

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Ye Baiyi is eating and drinking, and Wen Kexing is in crisis.

There is a huge gap between people.

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I was too naive, ky comments this kind of thing will come at any time after all.

I thought I wouldn't have this thing if I wrote it long enough, but here it is.

In the 92nd chapter position.

After all, idiots are everywhere. They can always conquer the highest mountain and the deepest ocean, and come to a food producer to feel their presence.

Like lichens, the symbionts of fungi and Chlorophyta or cyanobacteria, a pioneer organism that can always appear in various extreme environments and expand its territory.

Three months, this time is really special.

But it doesn't matter, if you have the guts to ky a Ye Baiyi chef, you are also very self-aware. I will not leave it alone, but provide proper cockfighting services.

Good guy, have you spent any money, do I owe anyone, why should I listen to your accusations, I produce my own food and I like to write, isn’t it my own freedom? ? ? ?

People who hate me are generally executed in public. I sweep the couch to welcome them, and pinch the soft persimmons delivered to my door. I think I am so righteous. If you have the kind to give me money, if you have the kind to write 50 words yourself, You have the guts to write, you don’t know how to add some aromatherapy even if you fart, and you have the face to leave me a message saying that I didn’t write Soul Eater and let you down, oh, I’m sorry, I’m really sorry, let you This person who shouldn't be here who doesn't care about Ye Baiyi's words at all, persisted until now before he knew that he should get out.

If you still want to slap me before you leave, then I will give you a set of military boxing in return.

Don't even look at how many catties I have, dare to challenge me, go out.

Fucking the next door, even closing the door to thank guests in Jinjiang will also be stinky and stupid. It's really an eye-opener.

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If you don't want to treat Ye Baiyi and love Ye Baiyi, why do you keep watching it? ? ? ? ? ?

You're still complaining about whoring my food for nothing.Scratch your nose on your face.

Well, let me reiterate that the only purpose of this article, the original intention of writing, is to treat Ye Baiyi.

It is clearly written in the text that the food language is purely borrowed from the setting. I only use this setting because it is very suitable, but the game itself is actually very flat. Many settings have not reached the logical level described in my article. It has been processed and infused with many other things.If you want to see the food of food language, if you want to see soul food, please go to lofter, there are plenty of them there, and my relatives and friends in the food language circle are very good at liver.

If you want to watch Soul Eater then, please don’t come to my article looking for presence, you won’t find it.It was born only for Ye Baiyi.

Then don't come and show your loss to me, thinking that you can be of some use if you hit me in front of you.

I will only let you know one thing: there is no most lost, only more lost.

Those who speak freely are my own family members, but to throw away excrement, it is better to find a public toilet, don't come to me.

Otherwise, I will slap you down the toilet.Let everyone watch.

Try whether Ye Baiyi's isomer's fist is hard enough.

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What's more, I seem to have figured it out. After all, I am a stand-alone person. After that, I will not abandon the pit, and I will finish writing this article.

But I don't necessarily post it here entirely, I find that not everyone deserves to see how it ends.

When I do have a blast, I'll leave a contact and only share the rest of this post with trusted individual readers.I first wanted to build a group for this purpose. When I was bombarded by idiots, I really decided to lock the text. I will let people who have communicated with me still enjoy a complete work as a reward. .

Hope that everyone knows.

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EDT17:00

I figured it out again, there are all kinds of forests when the bird is big, even in the Louvre, there are idiots rushing in to abuse the precious works of the museum, but is it closed, it is not, because there are strong security measures.

As long as every one of these people can be killed point-to-point and paraded in the streets, the problem will be solved.

Yes, indeed, my museum is non-profit, because I like Ye Baiyi enough, so it does not require tickets.

The only ticket is quality - public morality.

I personally operate the sword and stand in the arena to maintain order. Whoever is the next idiot, who dares to touch the treasure that I hold on the tip of my heart, and whoever dares to stand in front of the treasure and swear and point fingers to affect the atmosphere of the visit, whoever is ready to welcome The ultra-thin foldable medical stainless steel scalpel with mint leaves, the ambition to eat the meat of the Huns, and the joke to drink the blood of the Huns, my big knife is already hungry and thirsty.

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EDT17:30

I figured it out for the third time, why on earth would I mind a mere mentally handicapped ky's comment... It seems that because of the heavy rain today, the sun can't shine on me.

—I understand everything perfectly.

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EDT18:30

Three-dimensional has been quite busy recently, so I may be slow to reply to comments. Originally, there was a good cross talk show I wanted to broadcast today, but that ky comment brought back my old PTSD, and idiots always come so unexpectedly.

Then I'm not in the mood to perform extra performances today. I'll go out and buy a few bags of laundry detergent with different scents. See you tomorrow.

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EDT21:03

"No, how can mint grass be killed by ky's comments?! It should be more and more courageous!"

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EDT21:30

"I totally get it!"

"In the future, the idiot ky will come to me once, and I will draw another leopard leaf white dress! ky will only inspire me to create!"

"Because the abyssal creature mint leaves are invincible, and the nutrient of mint leaves is Ye Baiyi."

"Ye Baiyi will last forever, and so will mint leaves!"