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"?" The young camera looked at the two bamboo rats suspiciously, trying to find a trace of their heatstroke.

"??" The old camera lay on the ground, taking a close-up view of the two bamboo rats in a very exaggerated posture, trying to capture their appearance, but still did not find any signs of heatstroke.

"!!!" Only the accompanying director was speechless, complaining wildly in his heart.

Hello, why do people suffer from heat stroke in winter?You said it’s okay to freeze to death?Can we respect the laws of nature?Can you respect the biting cold wind that is blowing today?ah?

But the people in the logistics are really good enough, and they even prepared two bamboo rats for the show guests to eat. They played really well.The accompanying director thought to himself.

"I'll take care of it. Fire it up, sir. We'll roast it here, and we'll go up after eating." Dog Time said.

Lu Jingzhen raised his eyebrows, "Will you handle it?"

When Quan Shi heard it, he immediately thought of going elsewhere, and asked hesitantly, "Why don't you sit there and rest for a while? I'll start the fire after I've dealt with the bamboo rat."

Well, this is treating each other as giant babies.

Lu Jingzhen laughed, snorted his head and said: "Okay, you can deal with it, I can still deal with the matter of lighting a fire."

Quan Shi looked at him uncomfortably, then compromised under Lu Jingzhen's strong eyes, nodded and said, "Okay then, if you can't handle it, call me, and I'll come and help you after I've dealt with the bamboo rat."

Lu Jingzhen patted his butt, and drove him away dissatisfied, "Go quickly."

Quan Shi turned his head three times at a step, and finally walked away, holding the knife provided by the program group and started to deal with the bamboo rat.

Here, Lu Jingzhen calmly looked at the wilderness survival guide issued by the program group, turned to the content on the fire side, and studied it carefully.

While studying, he used the pen he brought to write, draw, and take notes on it. With the glasses on the bridge of his nose, he looked like a cultural person who had missed the show.

The accompanying director couldn't help but collapsed again. This is a field survival program, not some strongest brain cultural poetry conference, big brother!Can you stop reading the manual so seriously!No one in the other groups even saw that there was an instruction manual for this thing!

And Lu Jingzhen obviously didn't want to let him go like this, not only took notes while watching, but also waved to the accompanying director to let him see the typos he found.

"You still have to proofread your program when it's printed. You can see that the word 'wet' in 'it's best not to use wet wood when lighting a fire' is marked with 'yes' in 'whether'. It's not rigorous enough."

Yes yes yes, what you said is correct, but isn't the least rigorous thing is to invite you to come to our wild survival reality show to shoot a love reality show?The accompanying director nodded bitterly to Lu Jingzhen, but he couldn't help crying in his heart.

It's really hard for the post-editing brother.

When Lu Jingzhen lowered the fire and lit it, Quan Shi also brought back two bamboo rats that were strung together by branches and stripped bare, leaving only tender flesh.

"Just start the fire, bring the bamboo rat over here, and I'll roast it." Lu Jingzhen put the field survival guide back into his backpack, and the bamboo rat that he took care of when he took over the dog just raped it. Spread some homemade marinade spices on the bamboo rat meat.

"Do you want to eat black pepper or sprinkle some cumin?" Lu Jingzhen turned into a picnic chef very naturally, and took out all the spices in the backpack he brought. The oil and salt sauce even brought a brush. It's like coming to survive in the wild but to BBQ.

"There are two of them, let's make different flavors for each." Quan Shi squatted beside Lu Jingzhen, and said casually.

Lu Jingzhen, who was serious about oiling the bamboo rat, was very handsome. The light of the fire reflected slightly on his handsome face and reflected in his dark eyes, like shining stars shining in the boundless universe.

Quan Shi was so engrossed in watching that he even forgot that he was filming, and sat next to Lu Jingzhen with his chin resting on his hands, staring at him motionlessly.

"Does it look good?" Lu Jingzhen glanced at him, and with a twitch of his mouth, he began to tease him, "Do you want to show you a better looking one?"

Quan Shi's heart was pounding, and he stuttered and asked, "What, what?"

This is on the show!It is absolutely impossible for Lu Jingzhen to play hooligans here!In the dog time, he was doing psychological construction loudly in his heart.

I saw Lu Jingzhen holding the two bamboo rats with one hand, and reaching into the backpack he brought with the other hand, as if searching for something.It was inconvenient for Quan Shi to see him, so he took the initiative to take over the task of roasting bamboo rats, holding two skewers of bamboo rats and roasting them constantly, staring wide-eyed and waiting for Lu Jingzhen to take out something good from his bag for him .

Soon, Lu Jingzhen found what he was looking for from his bag, and when he took it out, it caught everyone's attention. The photographer and the accompanying director were wondering what it was that looked better than Lu Jingzhen.

Who knew that Lu Jingzhen was shaking and shaking, and actually grabbed a book out of his bag, or the kind that frightened most Chinese children-"Comprehensive Volume of Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation*".

What the hell bought the elite version.

The accompanying director exploded one step ahead of the dog, rolling in his heart wanting to cry but without tears.What is this "Wild Man", this is clearly "Where Are We Going, Wild Dad"! !He was still a high school student! ?

It's so good, it's so good.The accompanying director laughed and wept.Cutting horizontally and vertically like this is fucking explosive.

What #卢景镇上野场生活计划直起把五三supervising staff to do the questions in person#, #你在野生活，我在野场做五三#, #在野场做五三是真野男子#, #卢景镇Go to the wild to survive What exactly is it installed? #etc., etc., and other hot search terms on Weibo, the accompanying director went through all of them in his mind.

Lu Jingzhen, as expected of you.

"There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book. I took the time to do this set of questions. It will definitely help you when you take the exam." Lu Jingzhen smiled kindly: "I'm not wrong, this question is really long. Are you much prettier than me?"

Quan Shi numbly exchanged the things in his hands with Lu Jingzhen, and numbly opened the "Comprehensive Volume of Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation*", trying to find questions that he could understand.But it's a pity that he knows all the characters in Wusanli, but he can't read any of them together.

This whole book is over the top.Inushi thought numbly.

The dumb dog turned over the dumb Wusan, just like Lu Jingzhen flipping roasted bamboo rats without mercy.He numbly felt the fire jumping up from his lower abdomen, and the more it burned, the more it burned, the more strange it became.

Quan Shi frowned and looked at him, and finally came to his senses.Emotional show... Bah, what is burning is lust!

no!How did this heat come so suddenly? !Quan Shi clenched the book tightly with his hand, wanting to grit his teeth to resist this sudden desire, but he didn't expect that when he looked up and saw Lu Jingzhen's smiling face, he immediately asked him to hand in his gun and surrender.

Quan Shi gritted his teeth patiently, and frowned fiercely.Finally, Lu Jingzhen said softly "what's the matter", and the tense string in Quan Shi's head was snapped off, and with a flying body, Lu Jingzhen was thrown under him, and he rubbed gently with his body ambiguously. After touching him for a while, she raised her mouth to bite his neck.

It was too late to say that, just as the accompanying director and the photographer wanted to step forward to pull the two of them who were suspected of having a fight because of a May [-]rd, Lu Jingzhen slapped Quan Shi directly on the forehead.If you hit it a little further down, you might be able to slap Dog Shi in the face.

The sound was so loud that the accompanying director felt his scalp tingle when he heard it.

Lu Jingzhen noticed that there was someone on the side, and turned his head to look at it with his usual expression. He was holding two roasted bamboo rats steadily in his hands.

When Lu Jingzhen turned his head, he saw Xiao Yi looking at him with his jaw dropping, followed by Tang Yin who was holding a KFC family bucket indifferently.He immediately greeted them with a smile, "How did you get here?"

"Ah... just walking casually, I don't know how I came here. Teacher Lu...?" Xiao Yi swallowed, and when he saw the dazed dog lying on top of Lu Jingzhen, he reluctantly opened his mouth to follow The two greeted each other, "What's wrong with him at the time of the dog?"

"He..." Lu Jingzhen raised his leg, and when he pressed against the dog, the tactile sensation underneath was very obvious.

It made Quan Shi suddenly tremble, as if he had suddenly woke up, and while he hurriedly got up from Lu Jingzhen, he racked his brains to find an excuse.

Finally, after glancing at the May [-] book scattered on the ground, Inushi spit out: "I...I don't want to do the questions!"

Reasonable!The accompanying director patted his thigh, and immediately felt happy for his little wit.

Look, he said!These two people really fought because of May [-]rd!

Xiao Yi looked suspiciously at the two people in a strange atmosphere, and felt that all this was very unbelievable.Such a wilderness, how can there be a problem for the dog to do?I'm afraid this kid deliberately made up an excuse to have physical contact with Mr. Lu, right?

Damn, this boyfriend fan is really scary!

"It's okay, he does it like this when he solves the problem." Lu Jingzhen stood up with the support of Quan Shi, he could clearly feel the hot palms of Quan Shi's hands, and after a while, he figured out that he was in heat.

As he said that, Lu Jingzhen passed two skewers of roasted bamboo rats to the dog and asked him to continue roasting, while he turned around to get the suppressant medicine in his bag.

He put the medicine in the top pocket, mixed in a bag of gummy bears, which was convenient and concealed.After Lu Jingzhen took out the bag of gummy bears and handed it to Quan Shi, he also took out the water that the program team gave them, unscrewed it and handed it to Quan Shi.

After looking at Quan Shi, he ate the pills wrapped in gummy bears and drank water, Lu Jingzhen felt relieved, raised his hand and snored Quan Shi's head, and then looked up at Xiao Yi who came by by chance.

"Why do you have a family bucket to eat?" In order to divert their attention and ease the awkward atmosphere, Lu Jingzhen asked very appropriately.

Xiao Yi realized that he was asking him this question, and quickly explained to Lu Jingzhen: "I picked it up on the road! It should be put there specially by the program team."

Quan Shi stiffened his body, listening to their exchange subconsciously, while feeling the gentle strength of Lu Jingzhen's palm on his head, his heart felt like weeping without tears.

This medicine doesn't work that fast, bro!If you touch it again, he will scream! !

As the saying goes, do whatever you want.With a jerk, the dog uttered a shameful monosyllable.

"Huh."

Lu Jingzhen slapped his backhand swiftly, covering an animal ear that suddenly appeared on the dog.

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