An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao has lived for more than 20 years and has never encountered such a strange situation.

The sky outside the window was getting darker and darker, and the dense dark clouds gradually formed a vortex, as if something would jump out the next moment, Miao Miaomiao was so frightened that she dropped the chopsticks in her hand.

The next moment, many small transparent blue light spots gradually appeared in the sky. Those small light spots twinkled like little stars, floating in mid-air. Although the scene had an ethereal and illusory beauty, Miao But Miaomiao sat down on the floor in fright.

Fuck!A vision from heaven!Is the end of the world really coming? !

According to Miao Miaomiao’s experience in reading countless articles over the years, if this is an end-of-the-world article, if it follows this rhythm, the virus outbreak will follow, and then this article will enter the biochemical crisis mode. The irresistible good-for-nothing will be cannon fodder in minutes!

To die to die!

Miao Miaomiao is very regretful at this moment. If he had known this before, he should have worked hard and exercised well when he was moving bricks on the construction site. At any rate, when the zombies broke out, he could run two steps faster than others ah!

Die, die, die!

Just when Miao Miaomiao's brain hole was about to break through the sky, the vision outside the window that was about to change the sky suddenly disappeared.

The originally cloudy sky cleared instantly, the sun was still high outside, and the sky was clear.

The sudden drop in temperature soared back, and Miao Miaomiao sat on the floor blankly, feeling dazed again, until his stomach let out another "goo~" sound, and he slowly came back to his senses.

What the hell is going on? !

Could it be that he was hallucinating too much?

Miao Miaomiao threw herself on the window sill and stretched her head to look outside, but looking around, the outside is still the same as usual. In the scorching summer, the sun is high and the heat waves are rolling in. What are the dark clouds? , what black vortex, what transparent point of light, all disappeared like a dream.

... Is all this really just an illusion?

Miao Miaomiao subconsciously stretched out her hand and twisted her thigh... the next moment he was twisted by herself and screamed.

After much deliberation, I still can't figure it out. Miao Miaomiao is not a stubborn person, so he just doesn't think about it. He shook his head and prepared to continue eating noodles. He planned to find a job after filling his stomach, but he Looking back, I was suddenly stunned again.

——The originally full bowl of egg noodles is now empty.

Not only did the poached eggs disappear, but there was not even a drop of soup left in the bowl.

Fuck?Where is my face?What about my poached eggs? !

Not even a drop of soup was left for me!

Miao Miaomiao's heart is broken at this moment, the last egg that he was so reluctant to leave behind has just disappeared!gone!gone!

... No, that's not the point.

This is not right.

No matter how nervous Miao Miaomiao is, she also knows that this is unusual. After all, although it was dark for a while, there was no strong wind. Taking ten thousand steps back, even if there was a strong wind, how could there be nothing? Just by chance, he blew away his bowl of egg noodles. Could it be that this evil wind or a weasel has cultivated to become fine?

Miao Miaomiao, who has a particularly strong brain comprehension ability, has already imagined a supernatural novel in an instant. His hand holding the bowl trembled a little, and he actually shed a few drops of cold sweat under the scorching summer.

However, he held his breath and waited for several minutes, but nothing happened.

Miao Miaomiao carefully looked at the rental house where he lived for five years, feeling a little flustered.

After hesitating for a while, Miao Miaomiao casually put on a large white vest, pulled a cross mop, picked up a bald broom, and patrolled around the house with a vigilant expression.

This rental house is less than twenty square meters, but it is divided into a small kitchen of about one square meter by wooden boards. There is also a simple toilet near the door. It can be said that although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs. The income of the entire rental house is in the eyes, but some corners and corners may still hide dirt.

What's more, can't those legendary goblins and ghosts change their appearance at will, become bigger, smaller and more beautiful?

Miao Miaomiao held the bald broom firmly in her hand, as if the bald broom could bring him strength and courage, but his legs shook uncontrollably, as if shaking chaff. From a distance, it looks like it is electrified.

There is no way, anyone will always be afraid when facing a strange thing... Especially for the kind of people whose brain power can break through the sky, after all, they can scare themselves to death just by brain power .

Miao Miaomiao hadn't seen anything yet, but countless scenes that might be staged in the future flashed through his mind in an instant. When he mustered up the courage of his life, he raised the curtain of the kitchen cubicle——

Ren Miaomiao had a thousand and one possible scenes in his mind, but he never thought of it...

He actually saw a corpse-like octopus in the washbasin!

An octopus!

Eight arms and legs!There are suckers!The kind in the sea!

The octopus was about half a meter long, and it filled the small sink to the brim. Its eight arms and legs hung down to the floor. The faucet was running, and the water flowed all the way to the floor, messing up the narrow kitchen floor. It was wet, but the octopus was lying like a corpse, with its eight arms and legs looking limp and drooping softly.

Fuck?How did this octopus end up in his kitchen? !

Did it climb up the sewer?

Miao Miaomiao was a little dazed. It was the first time in his more than 20 years of life that he saw an octopus not on the TV or on the dining table.

This is an octopus, a living octopus.

...Wait, no, even if he hasn't read a book and doesn't know how many kinds of octopuses there are, Miao Miaomiao can also tell that the octopus in front of him doesn't look like an ordinary octopus on earth.

Because when he stared, he immediately discovered something that made him stupefied again!The octopus in front of me actually has two heads!

The one ahead!There's another one behind!Two heads!

The stupid earthlings almost freaked out, even if no one in the deep sea can see what you look like, you can grow whatever you want, and you can’t grow like this casually!

Before Miao Miaomiao could change his pants, the next moment, he was shocked again!

Because the next moment, the octopus that was lying in the shape of a corpse suddenly floated up... It really floated!The kind that doesn't touch the ground!Just like the scene when a huge vortex suddenly appeared in midair just now, many small transparent blue light spots gradually appeared in this small kitchen.

Then, Miao Miaomiao heard a voice resounding in his mind——

"You... want to... abandon... the pit...?"

The sound is a bit indescribable. If I have to describe it, it is probably like the last creaking and dying struggle of a bicycle that is about to be scrapped, or the harsh sound of scratching on the blackboard with fingernails. It is difficult, hoarse, and harsh. , as if carrying a gloomy sense of danger that the storm is coming, but it also seems to carry a little bit of grievance and sadness.

The head in front of the octopus blinked its jet-black peas eyes that were widely separated on both sides, and the eyes were a little bit aggrieved, as if it was inadvertently showing off its cuteness.

Long live!The octopus actually talked!

Police sorghum!This is the octopus!It violated the policy of not being able to become refined after the founding of the People's Republic of China, and cultivated to become refined!

Miao Miaomiao's heart was like a gust of wind passing by in an instant, his head was full of the word "fuck", and finally, those thousands of "fuck" ran wildly in his mind for seven times and then merged into one sentence——

You look so ugly, but you still sell your mother's cuteness!

The author has something to say: It is said that the species of Gong is not an earth octopus... Please let it pass with a smile【.