Arranged marriages

Actually it was a joke.He Yiming never took this matter seriously, he just asked casually.

To him, the way Wen Zhaofei used to lose weight is no different from the importance of spinach or green vegetables on the teeth of Xiao Wang, who is engaged in cloud game development in the next-door working group today.After all, he has never gotten fat into a ball, so naturally he doesn't need to know about weight loss recipes.

If he enters middle age in the future, because his metabolism slows down and he really becomes a bald, fat middle-aged man, he will probably go for hair transplants and exercise to try to maintain his image. Anyway, he doesn't want to refer to any folk remedies Wen Zhaofei says.

He Yiming said: "Although I'm not interested, if you want to introduce your method, then it's okay for me to listen to it reluctantly. Maybe I can introduce it to my dad. He has been so fat recently that he has circles on his stomach. People who don't know I thought he bought three swimming rings and stacked them on his stomach. Can a middle-aged man not keep his figure? My mother walked out with him, and she looked very much like the 30-year-old Xiaomi who was adopted by him, which is not acceptable."

Wen Zhaofei laughed out loud.He Yiming's speech is particularly amusing, mainly because he wins over the yin and yang eccentricity - of course, the premise is that the person he is sarcasm has nothing to do with himself.He even thought that if He Yiming stopped being a programmer, he could apply for a job at Xiaoguo Culture. Talk shows are such an ironic art.

"But I think it's better for your dad not to use my method." Wen Zhaofei said with a smile, "I lost weight because of dieting and vomiting, and then I hurt my stomach, which became the root cause of the disease."

He Yiming nodded in agreement: "You're right, I can't introduce this to my dad... Hey, wait, I seem to have an impression of what you said, no wonder I felt that you didn't even eat when you were in the third year of junior high. Lu, at that time I thought you were going to become a fairy."

Wen Zhaofei: "..."

Well, he admits that although He Yiming is heartless and doesn't feel how debilitating his nightmares are, at least He Yiming's words can make him happy like talking about cross talk.

He unilaterally forgave He Yiming.

Master Wen Zhaofei didn't care about He Yiming a lot, but He Yiming suddenly remembered something and insisted on pulling him to tell him some big reasons: "I advise you to pay attention to your body. If you have a bad stomach and lose weight, I think you The chubby one in junior high school is very cute, like a little girl, fair and pure."

"Really?" Wen Zhaofei suddenly felt sour in his heart, and exaggeratedly asked half-jokingly, "How cute?"

"Like the little rabbit in the biology book." He Yiming smiled, "At that time I was still writing in the biology book, this rabbit looks like Wen Zhaofei."

Wen Zhaofei suddenly stopped talking, put one hand on the car window, turned his head to look at the scenery outside the window.He Yiming thought that he had said something that he shouldn't have said again, which made this elder brother unhappy, so he called softly: "Wen Zhaofei?"

But Wen Zhaofei didn't look back, if He Yiming was outside the car, he should be able to see the strange expression on Wen Zhaofei's face that wanted to cry and laugh at the same time.Wen Zhaofei's mood was so complicated that he didn't know how to face He Yiming and some deeper past events that he didn't even want to recall in his dreams.

It turned out that He Yiming didn't think he was unlucky, on the contrary, he always thought he was cute.

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After He Yiming sent the person to a certain commercial building, he drove to n Dazhaoxin.In the words of a colleague from the human resources department, he was brought purely as a mascot. Since He Yiming is one of the few people in their company from N City, and his resume is good-looking, it is not a problem to pull it out as a model for students from N University to visit. Pass.

He Yiming sat on the seat and asked half-jokingly: "Have you recruited any new beauties?"

He kept the matter of his marriage a secret, and in the end he still didn't ask for the company's benefits. There are two main reasons: one is that it is not easy to explain his inexplicable marriage to the company colleagues, and the other is that he and Wen Zhaofei will break up sooner or later ,The less trouble, the better.

So at this moment, he boldly expressed his reasonable appeal to his colleagues: "Our company has very few girls, can you recruit some beautiful girls for me, their resumes almost don't matter, the female students of N University must be smart, and they will definitely be able to do it with a little bit." Good work. The point is, appearance is the primary productive force, show me a bunch of rough men where I can write code."

"Hehe." The colleague said, "All of you are in the operation and planning posts. This year you are still all old men. There are a few handsome guys. How about I transfer you there to make you look good?"

He Yiming was dejected: "I'm impotent. I don't want men."

He thought to himself, doesn't he see enough men all day long, can he be as good-looking as Wen Zhaofei?

"I want black, long, straight and beautiful sister! One with long legs, thin legs and straight legs!" He Yiming appealed again, "Can't you meet the requirements of excellent employees? What do you HR do, a bunch of idiots!"

"Idiot?" The colleague sneered twice, "Letting you come to be the mascot is equivalent to taking a vacation. We have already given you enough face. Can you thank Dade for inviting us to eat at the food stall in city n before talking about other things?"

"That's it." Another colleague said, "I'm stingy all day long."

Xia Xiuyan appeared at this time.Her long black hair like a waterfall hangs down to her waist, swaying on the white shirt as people walk.She has a nice scent of perfume, a fresh floral and fruity fragrance, like walking into a forest path, and the fragrance of flowers along the road.Xia Xiuyan's pair of eyes are surprisingly big, even though he wears glasses, people can still notice the beautiful shape of those eyes.

As for these eyes, He Yiming always felt like he had seen them somewhere before.

"My name is Xia Xiuyan. I'm Xia in Xia Tian. I'm repairing and talking." The girl smiled slightly, and her voice was soft and pleasant. "I'm here to apply for a technical position. Here is my resume."

She handed the resume in her arms to He Yiming who was thinking. He Yiming was still in a daze without any response.The colleague behind him kicked his stool resentfully, then took the resume, put it in a big cardboard box on the table, and said for He Yiming: "If you pass the preliminary screening, we will notify you. "

"Thank you." The girl bowed, looked at He Yiming again, then shook her beautiful hair and walked away silently.

A colleague gave He Yiming an elbow, winked and said: "Look, you are really a mascot. What are you talking about? Your favorite Hei Changzhi sister, Ji Yuan, is here. Do you want us to operate it for you?"

"Operation ass, you do it yourself, I'm a technical post and I won't participate." He Yiming spat at the group of elders who were eager to make trouble, "It's none of my business. If she has the ability to come in, it has nothing to do with me. Afraid of taking responsibility."

Fear of taking responsibility is an excuse to evade. In fact, he just remembered why he thought these eyes looked familiar... Because Wen Zhaofei has such beautiful red phoenix eyes, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, the double eyelids are long and narrow. At a glance, they are all fascinating.

Does it look good?nice.Is it his type?Indeed.

But He Yiming felt a strange feeling in his heart, an indescribable resistance.Familiarity should make people feel familiar-but he didn't, he wanted to escape subconsciously.

The author says:

There are too many elements in this chapter, so to answer the questions, may I ask what key points I have written, and answer in points, with a full score of eight. (Kidding)