Uchiha's superpowers

After washing the dishes, I glanced at the refrigerator and the remaining vegetables and raw meat. I figured it was time to go to the vegetable market.

Grocery shopping.

— This is my second most hated activity.

By the way, the number one event is the Summer Festival.

No reason, just a lot of people.

If possible, please let me live alone on a small island of [-] square kilometers. Thank you.

Since I was born with [telepathy] that is not under my control and can spy on other people's hearts, the filth and darkness in everyone's hearts is like a coin shining in the sun in front of me.

If other people have such abilities, they will be very disturbed, and maybe they will feel that they have seen through the sinister world, the god who destroys the world and becomes a new world, creates a world without lies, etc. A series of puberty little ghosts Inflated self-awareness is abbreviated as the idea of ​​the second disease.

But I am different.

Because my home is in the suburbs.

It's the kind where you can't see a living person in a radius of eighteen miles outside the [-]th ring road.

If it is used to develop the cemetery, it is a treasure land of geomantic omen.

So it really was because of Feng Shui that it really turned this place into a cemetery.

I firmly believe so.

Because I live in a remote place, for me, the world has been silent since I was born. The ability of telepathy did not bother me. Until I was four years old, my world was only occupied by my brother and occasionally borrowed from the roof of my house. Ninja voice.

There is also the voice of the idiotic crow that is resident in my house and secretly peeps at my brother and me every day.

Oh, by the way, that crow is the big brother I have never met.

If it wasn't for this, I would have boiled the crow's feathers long ago for my brother's meal.

After all, it seems that the oil and water are quite sufficient.

I silently wiped the drool from the corner of my mouth.

Looking out from the kitchen window, as expected, I met the pair of small eyes of the crow again.

Feeling that the saliva in my mouth started to secrete again, I turned my head away, not to look at the very delicious □□ of my elder brother’s exercise.

All in all, this silence lasted until I was four years old.

On the same day that I was suddenly able to see translucent [beep] objects, my telepathic range suddenly expanded by three levels from the place where I couldn't even get out of the Uchiha clan to the entire Fire Country.

very noisy!

That's the only feeling I've had since my superpowers increased.

After a month of counting sheep in the middle of the night with dark circles under my eyes, I finally couldn't take it anymore.

You bastard, don't you know that children can't grow taller if they don't sleep at night?

What if I become a dwarf like the kid in Sand Ninja Village who sunburns on the moon every day and has dark circles under his eyes so heavy that he doesn't need eye makeup?

I decided to destroy this world that made me sleepless and tall!

--Fake.

Although this idea did appear in my mind for a second, but because there is still an idiot brother that I need to worry about, this idea only appeared for a second.

And destroying the world is too tiring.

So in order to solve my height problem... no, sleep problem, I ran to the most crowded place in the world and survived for three days with my own willpower. After I came back, I heard this little sound in the Uchiha clan at night It's nothing anymore.

Hehehehe Amitabha put down the butcher knife and became a Buddha Hallelujah, amen.

The Buddha said, as long as my mind is like still water, nothing can prevent me from sleeping.

However, even so, I don't want to experience the super high decibels that can shatter the eardrums at close range in crowded places.

But my brother can't bargain at all. If he is allowed to play, the budget for grocery shopping will be half more.

But I am different, as soon as I come out, needless to say, the uncles and aunts selling vegetables in the vegetable market will immediately sell me the vegetables at the lowest price as if they are facing enemies, just asking me to make a quick decision.

In order to avoid misunderstanding, I'd better say something in advance.

It's not because of how cute I am, everyone loves flowers when they bloom, and it's not because I haggle the price very well - well, I am really good at bargaining, but because I don't know when it is popular in this village. up the rumors.

That is to say, the second sentence written by the author lazy and casually in the above copywriting.

I was born on the night of genocide and was regarded as the child of ghosts. It is rumored that after my mother died that night, I had already lost the chance to be born, and died quietly in my mother's womb. I was never born in this world In fact, it was the soaring resentment condensed by the slaughter of the Uchiha tribe that poured into me and brought me back to life. I broke my mother's belly and crawled out. When I grow up, one day I will go crazy Dafa, revenge for killing with killing.

Ok……

how to say……

This untrue rumor, which seems to be rumored and exaggerated at first glance, is actually a little bit of the truth.

I even suspected for a moment that the person who spread the rumor had the same telepathic ability as me.

Yes, I did lose my breath in the womb after my mother died, but at a critical moment, I awakened the superpower of [teleportation].

— but it was of no use.

After struggling for a moment with the baby's limp hands and feet, I clearly realized this cruel truth.

All my superpowers have more or less restrictions or side effects. The limitation of [teleportation] is that I can only move to places I have seen, whether I have seen it with my own eyes or seen it on pictures. arrive.

However, an unborn baby has not even opened his eyes, how can he see any place in this world that can free him?

At most, I can only change my posture or jump repeatedly in my mother's dead body to exercise my body.

In fact such behavior will only hasten my death.

So at the critical moment, it was my elder brother, the executioner who killed the whole family, who cut open my mother's womb, and took me out of the suffocated state with a purple face from the warm and deadly amniotic fluid.

The man who had just killed my father and mother unblocked my trachea with incredible tenderness, washed my body, wrapped me in soft and warm swaddling clothes, and found a clean place to put it in the bloody Uchiha mansion.

Probably because of this, when my elder brother hated the eldest brother who took away his father and mother, I, who had never met my parents' clan, had a better impression of my eldest brother than my unfamiliar parents.

In a sense, I was literally born from my mother's womb.

There is still some truth to that rumor.

So I took advantage of the preferential treatment I got because of this rumor.

I overcame my reluctance to go to the busy market, picked up the bamboo basket for grocery shopping, and headed aggressively towards the vegetable market.

come on!Uchiha Kusuo!

For the meat on your brother's belly!

Let me make a little complaint here, brother, can you eat less, the living expenses for this month have been spent, and the family has no money.

The author has something to say: a small theater between me and Yuan Ge——

Me: I went to eat, you guys code first.

Me: I'm full, so I can't make the appointment today.

Me: hiccup~

Yuan Ge: Eat less and the family has no money.jpg

Me: Hahahahaha

Me: Kusuo should really want to say that to his brother

Me: I want to write this stalk!

Me: Let me go!I'm going to do something bold! .jpg

Yuan Pigeon: Hahahahahaha

Yuan Ge: Are you poisonous hahahahahaha

Yuan Ge: I'm so guilty hahahahaha I'm sorry Er Zhuzi

I will always love her deeply.jpg (Send a dangerous speech