Why did Jianzun steal his relatives [Rebirth]

Xiao Yihe had been dead for a long time, and he didn't recognize this newborn gadget. Not only was he curious, he turned his head and looked at Chao Wendao, dumbfounded, as if he didn't seem to be a professional.

Then he walked to the other side and asked in a low voice: "Mr. Lu, dare to ask... what is the precious shadow jade?"

Lu Lingfeng looked pretty good, and said patiently: "It is a technique created by the Yin Yang Sect, which can weave a good dream into this special spiritual jade. The beauty of this jade is infinite, and it can be stimulated with spiritual power." , People are like falling into a dream, the picture is so vivid! It can be enjoyed by one person alone, or enjoyed by Taoist couples, it is a very good thing."

He listened to him: "As long as you are willing to increase the price, you can make anything you want to see in this beautiful dream woven by Lingyu. Even if you are a fairy who likes to practice the ruthless way, or your sweetheart has been dead for many years... It doesn't matter, as long as this It's in place, no problem."

As he spoke, he rubbed his thumb and index finger together.

"Oh..." Xiao Yihe nodded suddenly, he dared to say that he could move the notebook, and if he could play it, he would be a Taoist.

He glanced at Nan Rongke, who was having a heated discussion with the Taoist Huangbeard, and his face was complicated for a while: "Then "A Brief History of Leng Yanyuan" as well?"

After all, his nephew was shopping at Xiaohuang's stall in front of him. As an uncle, he was really a bit...

Lu Lingfeng sneered: "No. It's just an ordinary romance book. It tells about an infatuated female cultivator named Leng Yanyuan who fell in love with a high-cold fairy. The first half of it was published two years ago. I read it. There is not a single female cultivator who is not moved to tears... But the story has only reached its climax, and there has been no movement in the second half, saying that the Taoist of the Yin-Yang sect who wrote the story has disappeared."

"It's just that I didn't expect that the dignified young master of Chasing Moon Villa would like to watch such things."

Xiao Yihe: "It's fine if it's not, it's fine if it's not."

He had been lying dead for many years, how could the Yin-Yang sect be so downcast, they sold their private possessions on the street despite their good practices and improper practices.Back then, when the Demon Sect was lowly, but the Yin-Yang Sect was the only one that was powerful, with that skill of seducing people's hearts, how many innocent Taoist idiots were brutally poisoned by him.

Gee, that's pathetic.

On the topic of Guiyingyu, Lu Lingfeng said: "However, there were rumors a while ago that someone had captured the Taoist of the Yin-Yang sect who wrote 'Lengyan Garden' back to his cave, and forced him to create a que every day."

Xiao Yihe stared blankly: "..." Is this okay?

Judging by the tone of voice, although Lu Lingfeng doesn't like Nan Rongke's liking for such greasy and crooked stories, he admires the person who created this "magnificent shadow".

"This rose shadow is really good. It portrays a reality. People are in the jade, as if they are in the scene. It is more than a star and a half stronger than ordinary rough rose shadows. You don't know, some rose shadows have human hair and clothes. It looks like a piece of kelp, and the voice is like a ghost, how can people see it? And..."

He didn't finish speaking, when he turned around, Xiao Yihe had rushed to Xiaohuang's stall.

Xiao Yihe suddenly shouted: "Young master Lu, come on, there is still a rose figure based on you!"

"——What?!" Lu Lingfeng was horrified, and hurried up to look.

Not long after, the four teenagers squatted in front of Taoist Huangbeard, looking at the bag of precious shadow jade he took out.

Taoist Huangbeard was introducing that Xiao Yihe had already picked up one with the pink peony curse imprint on his own, and poured spiritual power into it to try it himself——

In an instant, the world turned around, and people were already standing in the bustling city of Lin'an County, looking up at the red tricks of Yanchun Tower, which is the most prestigious karaoke house in Lin'an City.

Turning around again, I was startled, it turned out to be "Xue Xuanwei"!

Guiyingyuzhong's vision does not depend on the physical body, so Xiao Yihe's "vision" is intact at this time.

I saw Xue Xuanwei in Yuzhong wearing a white robe, standing under the pavilion in the center of the lake, looking back, with a touch of affection in his brows and eyes, he quietly opened his arms towards him.

Xiao Yihe was startled, and took a step under his feet, suddenly a gust of wind swept by, and a shadow in the fragrant clothes ran up sideways, threw himself into the arms of the man in the pavilion, and affectionately called him "Xuanwei" .

"Xue Xuanwei" caressed her hair, and placed a light kiss on the beauty's forehead: "Luzhu, we will sleep together and fly together today—"

Just when he felt his eyes were hot, another gust of wind swept over him suddenly. He opened his big and confused eyes, saw the person coming clearly, and his face collapsed instantly.

He watched "myself" who was dressed in red and purple, with a pocket of gold and jade, come up to him with a sword, and yelled when he landed, "Hey! You shameless person, who has taken away people's love! Today I will kill you here!"

"Green Pearl" stepped forward, chanting lines exaggeratedly: "No! Mr. Xiao, I have long been attached to Xue Lang, so please help me both!"

"Xue Xuanwei" was heartbroken: "Lu Zhu, don't ask him!"

"..." Xiao Yihe withdrew from the shadow jade with a swish, his face turning blue with anger.

The Taoist with the yellow beard stopped talking and took a look at the spirit jade in his hand: "Oh, this is "Sending Chaoyun", which tells the story of the master of the Sword Sect in the early days. This is very popular recently, after all, the master Xue and Xiao Liang, tsk, one is more handsome than the other, don't you think this..."

Before finishing speaking, Xiao Yihe threw the jade beads away: "I don't think so! It's not good-looking, it's boring! Selling this kind of thing again will ruin your business!"

Nan Rongke said: "Leave him alone, he has ghosts in his heart, and he just can't listen to Xue Zongzhu's love affairs!"

There are ghosts in my heart...

The Taoist with the yellow beard smelled it in an instant, and looked at Xiao Yihe with a little more teasing eyes.

Zhao Wendao saw that he was unhappy, and said, "Junior Brother Song, this is all fabricated."

Taoist Huangbeard followed the conversation: "Hey, don't mention the fabricated ones, are you interested in unofficial history?" He lowered his voice, "My senior sister once sneaked into Chasing Moon Villa and saw it with her own eyes, so it's true!"

The corners of Nan Rongke's eyes twitched, and this could be related to himself: "... Let me hear it?"

Taoist Huangxu said mysteriously: "At that time, the Taoist chaos had just ended, and it was very chaotic. My senior sister took the opportunity to sneak into the Chasing Moon Villa. She wanted to deceive... cough, looking for a couple who are dual cultivators. At that time, Isn’t it rumored that Sect Master Xue and Sect Master Nanrong are at odds? Actually, it’s not the case, the two of them meet in secret every day.”

Nan Rongke: "How can I—"

It suddenly occurred to him that he probably didn't know that at that time his parents hadn't married yet, let alone he hadn't been born yet, so he had to endure and continue listening.

Taoist Huangxu frowned and said, "One night, guess what happened?"

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yihe was so curious that he pricked up his ears.

Taoist Huangbeard slapped his thighs: "They both tore their clothes to pieces! That's fierce!"

"..."

Nan Rongke was taken aback by his own secret news, the yellow-bearded Taoist slowly took out a blue-blue rose shadow jade, his expression changed, and he said with a smile: "Foretelling the details, please look at this rose shadow jade." Yu, "Farewell to Lovesickness on a Cold Moonlit Night."

"Sect Master Xue is in love with the Master of Nanrong Sect bitterly, but it is a pity that the Master of Nanrong Sect has all his heart and soul on the deceased... Alas, the three corners of the world are absolutely in love, but they can't ask for it, and love leads to hatred. It can be regarded as ups and downs. deep—”

"Crack-"

The magnificent shadow jade was chopped into pieces by Nan Rongke with a cold face.

"..." The sword qi entered another inch, and he half-stretched his palm and it was about to disappear. Taoist Huangbeard swallowed and muttered, "...If you don't like it, you don't like it, don't destroy things!"

"Do you want Sect Master Xue's latest secret history of romance? I just bought the new story from my colleague. It was rushed out in the past few days and nights, and I didn't have time to read it myself. "Together, the taste is even better, and it is very popular in the Taoist sect——"Hate to Take My Wife"!"

Seize, wife, hate.

Nan Rongke's face was full of splendor, red and then green, white and purple - if it wasn't for Leng Yanyuan, he would have already struck down with a sword.

For Leng Yanyuan, for Leng Yanyuan...

He recited it twice silently, and swallowed the blood that had vomited to his mouth.

Fortunately, I didn't hold myself back into a madness.

Taoist Huang beard muttered: "Back then, someone begged my uncle to make a magnificent shadow jade, but they couldn't get it. Instead, I asked you to buy it. It's really..." Recently, he was eager to save up spiritual stones to buy a favorite one. Weapons, seeing them hesitate, hurriedly said: "Sale at a loss! Buy three get one free, let's do it!"

Xiao Yihe regained his senses and took a look, and they all picked a precious shadow jade each——Nan Rongke was his beloved Xia Que "A Brief History of Leng Yanyuan", and Lu Lingfeng took the martial arts drama "Sword of Swords". "Determining the Universe", even Chao Wendao shyly chose one.

The three of them stared at him, asking him to pick another one and leave quickly, so as not to insult his eyes and ears.

Xiao Yihe was thinking wildly, and pointed at one casually: "That's it."

"The Encyclopedia of Hot Spring Health Regimen." Taoist Huang bearded twice, and commented, "This is an old work. Although the content is meticulous, it is a pity that there is no plot. And it's quite popular—not a loss."

Taoist Huangbeard threw the Gui Yingyu over, Xiao Yihe raised his hand to catch it, the bead was not small, but it had some weight, and it slammed into his hand.

Nan Rongke threw down the spirit stone, and then burst into laughter: "Hot spring... health preservation... ha, Daquan!"

Xiao Yihe: "I want you to take care of it! Just watch your Leng Yan Garden!"

Lu Lingfeng rubbed against Chao Wendao again, and asked politely, "What are you talking about, Xiao Chao Daoist?"

Chao Wendao hurriedly put the jade beads into his sleeves: "No, it's nothing."

Several people were fighting while walking.

While talking, a group of people walked into a restaurant, intending to rest for a while, have a sip of tea, and then walk around after a while. Chao Wendao also wanted to check how the purification of the stone niche was going.

This is the only restaurant in the city that is still open. When a few people entered, there were already many fellow Taoists seated in the hall.

Xiao Yihe is not that particular, he doesn't dislike anything, besides the two bowls of soup just now are not very filling.

Nan Rongke glanced at the menu hanging above the counter, flipped through the tea menu, and said in distaste: "It can't compare to the Qianjin Building in our Lin'an County."

Along the way, he often complained about the mud on his feet and the soil in the ground.

Xiao Yihe couldn't bear it anymore: "It's better to go back to Zhuiyue Mountain Villa if you pick and choose."

"..." Nan Rongke also said in a strange way, "Yes, unlike some people, they can eat anything without distinguishing between smell and smell."

The two chattered all the way, smiled helplessly at Chao Wendao, and said, "Shopkeeper, serve a pot of tea."

He tilted his head slightly, seeing Junior Brother Song blinking his eyelashes and drooling from his mouth, he had no choice but to change his words: "Add a plate of mixed cucumbers."

After finishing speaking, he opened an upside-down tea bowl, only to see Junior Brother Song's saliva drooling even longer: "...add a piece of braised chicken leg, a piece of red stuffed fish? Add... a plate of roast goose?"

Junior Brother Song finally grinned.

Nan Rongke was dumbfounded: "You... are really difficult to raise."

Chao Wendao elbowed him and told him not to talk nonsense.

"What do you know, Brother Chao loves me." Xiao Yihe took out a bag of candied glutinous rice sticks from his spiritual pouch, and with a bang, he felt heavy when he heard it. He peeled and ate while waiting for the food, and said confidently, "And I If there is an injury in the body, it is necessary to mend it."

Nan Rongke was shocked at the fact that he carried a huge pack of snacks with him, but he couldn't help arguing with him: "What kind of junk is in your soul bag?"

Naturally, Xiao Yihe couldn't say that this was all looted from your Sect Master Xue's Fuyun Palace—don't look at Sect Master Xue's serious and serious appearance, but in fact, there are so many types of snacks hidden in the bedroom hall, and the extravagance of the way, you have never seen it seen!

"Bad goods? Jiangmi sticks made from Linan Lingmi, and candied fruit with Xuanzhi fruit. Have you ever eaten?"

Nan Rongke and Chao Wendao both stared at the golden and beautiful little honey fruit, speechless: "..."

Lu Lingfeng, who has always been well-informed, was also shocked and said: "Well, Song Dao is friendly and generous, and it's okay to say that a catty of Linan Lingmi is a hundred gold. But the Xuanzhi tree grows in extremely cold places, and it takes only ten years to produce tens of thousands of dollars. A fruit is the ultimate elixir for warming and nourishing the meridians, and it can be said to be priceless. You actually brought it to pickle candied fruit..."

Xiao Yihe slandered, it's not that I'm reckless, it's that your great Sect Master Xue is too arrogant and extravagant, obviously there are such good things hidden in the palace, but he bullies me with tattered snacks and three bitter meals.

He was peeling the oiled paper on the outer layer of the preserved fruit, when suddenly his uninjured hand prickled, he gasped, and a golden fruit rolled down the table.

Chao Wendao noticed that he had stopped, with palms outstretched, he didn't know what he was thinking, and hurriedly put down the teacup, he couldn't help asking: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yihe shook his head, a little strange: "I don't know, it seems to hurt a little."

Chao Wendao leaned over, squeezed his palms around, checked carefully, and found the crux of the problem: "It seems that a very small wooden thorn has been stuck, why are you so careless? Brother Song, wait a moment , I’m going to borrow a needle from the store and pick it out for you.”

Xiao Yihe also wondered: "How can you pierce a wooden thorn..."

……Thorn?

--Thorn!

After muttering to himself twice, he suddenly understood.

Xiao Yihe suddenly withdrew his hand back, held his thorny palm, turned around and ran towards the inn, waved his hand and said, "I suddenly remembered that I have something to tell Sect Master Xue! Take a walk slowly Well, I'm going back first!"

After taking half a step, he turned around and wiped Nan Rongke's body, grabbing a handful of spiritual energy.

Nan Rong: "..."

Lu Lingfeng shouted: "—Your chicken leg, roast goose and red stuffed fish!"

Xiao Yihe's voice floated back from a distance: "Help... me... pack... bags!"